Monday, June 21, 2010
The Anti-Rape Condom
A doctor in South Africa feels he created the ultimate female condom that will stop sexual assaults that have been occurring during the world cups in whatever city it may be held in. These female condoms will lower the incidences of sexual assault as 30,000 of these female condoms will be handed out to woman during this World Cup in an effort to protect these women.
The condoms will eventually sell for $2.00 a piece and for a woman who is in the midst of a sexual assault she will have a way to make the rapist pay a painful price. The anti-rape condom is called "Rape-aXe". This female condom has jagged teeth that will grab a hold of the rapists' penis when he penetrates his victim. The condom cannot be removed by anyone other than a doctor and will make it difficult if not impossible for the man to walk or urinate. If the man tries to remove it himself the jagged teeth will only dig deeper into the penis skin. This condom will force the man to seek medical help and therefore be caught by law enforcement.
I think the state of New Jersey should put in an order of a couple of million, that way Drew thinks twice the next time.
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I think I'm going to buy some of those condoms on April Fool's Day. What a great prank.
ReplyDeleteThat would be funny DG. I really like the link you put on your name. That's about right.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know you can move comments.
ReplyDeleteIt's like the twilight zone. Weird.
Well, you can copy and paste comments. It would be cool to be able to move comments around, just to screw with people.
ReplyDeleteI'm a business woman. I'm just trying something new before I resort to selling old cell phones.
ReplyDeleteIt would be a great bachelorette party gift.
ReplyDeleteSee? I did it again.
ReplyDeleteIt would be. And what do you mean? What are you "trying?"
ReplyDeleteDo I make any money off the link?
ReplyDeleteThat last one you probably will.
ReplyDeleteugh....isuck.com? My new business? The link?
ReplyDeleteYou are so slow sometimes, spurs. This will cost you more this month for our friendship. I cannot put up with stupid shit without being compensated.
I knew what you meant. Check the link on the party gift one. That's a money maker.
ReplyDeleteWell, $1.99 divided by 12 months isn't bad. I'll throw in an extra 3 cents for June.
ReplyDeleteIt's funny that iwantspursfanrealbad.com isn't loading. Almost like real life, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteloading.....loading....loading....sorry we cannot finish your command.
Real funny DG. I didn't know isuck.com was an actual site, I should have known.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand how these female condoms work. Do I tell my rapist to hold on for a second while I put a condom on for you to rape me? I thought a rape was more of a spur of the moment decision you are forced into. I didn't know there were raping options available.
ReplyDeleteIt's like a menu. But no, I think they are put in and left in like a tampon. For example, if you thought you might be going out with a creep, you could put one in. Rather than breaking off the date.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure a date would go really well with a guy I thought was going to rape me.
ReplyDeleteThey should bring back To Catch a Predator and use these things.
You'd be completely at ease. And I don't think To Catch a Predator would ever go to Africa, where I'm pretty sure these are supposed to be used.
ReplyDeleteBesides, they have a camera crew constantly parked outside Drew's, there's only so many resources to go around.
ReplyDeleteIs this for real?
ReplyDeleteIt it isn't, whoever came up with it is pretty damn creative.
ReplyDeletera"s?
ReplyDeleteWeek!
ReplyDeleteYes it is real Skeets.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up 2dirty4u?
ReplyDeleteDrew, you mean WEAK?
ReplyDeletehopefully this thing stays only in africa or else my chances of having friday night fun will drop.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see that CBT. And you're right, I think it would lead to the guy killing the woman.
ReplyDelete*Weak, yes Spurs. The age of consent in Jersey is 16. Like you I'll wait a couple years
ReplyDeletewhy dont the women just carry a knife instead? it will be cheaper in the long run and more effective.
ReplyDeleteHey CBT, I saw The Professional is going to be on.
ReplyDeleteIt's not about statutory rape Drew.
ReplyDeletedrop your pants, its natalie portman!
ReplyDeleteRape in Africa is a political tool. It's used to demoralize the populations the various armies seek to control. They use 10 year old kids as soldiers and castrate captives and feed them their own balls before they skin them alive. Any chick uses one of these is, at best, get three or four machete whacks to the head.
ReplyDeleteI know CBT really likes that movie.
ReplyDeleteAnd Ronin is on too. That was an interesting movie.
ReplyDeleteOnce again, you are correct Spurs. With that said why would you compromise our values and post such a provocative pic?
ReplyDeleteI'd say you nailed it CBT.
ReplyDeleteYou talking about Miley Cyrus Drew?
ReplyDeleteI do love "The Professional". I'll watch anything with Oldham in it.
ReplyDelete"Ronin" is DeNiro, right?
ReplyDeleteAnybody see "The Hurt Locker" yet?
ReplyDeletePS, thank you for the Father's Day wishes yesterday Spurs. Logan and I had a great time with my family
ReplyDeleteYep, DeNiro. It's been awhile since I've seen that movie too.
ReplyDeleteNot yet CBT.
ReplyDeleteNo problem Drew.
ReplyDeletedrew, did you guys go down to seaside heights and pick up a hooker together?
ReplyDeleteYes Spurs, Hana Montana.........
ReplyDeleteWell Drew, she knows what she's doing dressing like a whore, and I know that's a bad word and all, but you and I both know that's the look she's shooting for.
ReplyDeleteBut coming from the guy with Dirty Vegas Noodle, porn ads and cock pics, that's priceless you referring to "values."
sounds like drew is a republican.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletedrew, did you guys go down to seaside heights and pick up a hooker together?"
Look Anonymous, when it comes to his kid, Drew's a better guy than that. The only thing I'll add is that it's a good thing I had daughters instead of sons.
what was i thinking? youre right cbt. i meant times square, not seaside heights.
ReplyDeleteDrew is a Republican. I describe my politics as "Constitutionalist with Secessionist tendencies".
ReplyDeleteYeah, CBT will be pimping his daughters out at Seaside Heights. Sorry CBT, couldn't help it.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday spurs.. do anything fun to celebrate?
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't put it past Drew to buy his son a hooker since he already buys them for himself.
ReplyDeleteDrew would call an escort service, not pick up a street whore.
ReplyDeleteor drew would just troll craigslist.
ReplyDeleteHello Astrid, thanks. And not really. I did the celebration with cake and all yesterday. I took today off and just ran some errands and slept late.
ReplyDeleteand did some nude breakdancing.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he could get a 2 for 1 type deal DG.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah Anonymous, I forgot about that.
ReplyDeletei dint. i still have a semi from it.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteYeah, CBT will be pimping his daughters out at Seaside Heights. Sorry CBT, couldn't help it."
Bad Spurs. Even if it is your birthday, that shot was too easy, something Anonymous would take, except he actually refrained from doing so because even he saw that it was sophmoric.
didnt*
ReplyDeleteI'd say it was junior level CBT.
ReplyDeleteIf DG were married and her and her husband went wife swappin', he'd have to give boot.
ReplyDeletei didnt make that comment because my hands were busy skinning the squirrel.
ReplyDeleteCBT,
ReplyDeleteAre you going to try and hook up with your daughter's friends in about 6 years?
hed have to give boot? huh?
ReplyDeleteI was gonna go with Freshman, but "freshmoric" didn't really work.
ReplyDeletetry 6 weeks.
ReplyDeleteCBT,
ReplyDeleteThat insult was freshmanoric.
No DG, in about 17 years.
ReplyDeletethat sounds like something herbie hancock would sing.
ReplyDeleteYou are such a creeper cbt.
ReplyDeleteI think he meant her husband would have to give her the boot Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteDG, it was, but it's true.
ReplyDeletem'lady, lets go take a nice warm bath then fuck on your balcony?
ReplyDelete"Freshmanoric?"
ReplyDeleteWhat, are you the Dean DG?
Today your birthday Spurs?
ReplyDeleteHe'd be like, "Okay. I'll fuck your old lady aqnd you fuck mine and you can drive my car for two weeks".
ReplyDeleteAt least you're honest about it CBT.
ReplyDeleteYes it is 2dirty4u.
ReplyDelete2d4u, you should be a neighborly neighbor and order 20 pizzas and send them to spurs house....and of course stick him with the bill.
ReplyDeleteHere comes a long answer. I have a 15 yr old son that is going on 21. Everything I do in my life revolves around him. I'm 45 yrs old and my player days are over. I get on here and say things that are not always true. Something tells me that most of us regulars come from the mold.
ReplyDeleteNot a bad idea Anon. I should call up a couple of hookers while I'm at it and give them his address.
ReplyDeleteMold of what Drew? Lying?
ReplyDeleteGood idea. I can rob the hookers.
ReplyDeleteLet's go Anon. Can we rub baby oil all over our bodies so we can be hot and slippery? And then maybe play twister too?
ReplyDeleteso CBT, how are your teams coming along in the World Cup? I know you are getting up early to watch this shit.
ReplyDelete*same
ReplyDeletedo it 2d4u! call 10 hookers over to his house and say you want the worldwide treatment.
ReplyDeleteI still can't comprehend that m'lady bullshit he used on Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteoh dg...you have no idea whats in store for you.
ReplyDeletemeh laydee!
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteAt least you're honest about it CBT."
I can say shit like that because I fully intend to be dead before then, although dyin' of a heart attack fucking one the girls sirority sisters might be a cool way to go.
hey drew, didnt you say you were 43 about 2 weeks ago? now youre 45? i guess we stepped into a time vortex somewhere.
ReplyDeleteB-------D~~~~
ReplyDeleteHey, the old heifer ate that "m'lady" shit up, just like DG does when I tell her she has great legs.
ReplyDeleteDG does have some nice legs though.
ReplyDeleteDrew,
ReplyDeletesame mold? Sorry to kill your hopes and dreams but I think the closest mold you have to you would be CBT. But even his life is more interesting because he tells better stories than you.
or what about when you just walk up to a woman and say, 'im a used car salesman.'
ReplyDeletedoesnt that make them drop their panties like an h-bomb?
thats funny
ReplyDeleteI've never really responded to you saying I have nice legs. I see my legs all day, every day. I don't need some old guy to remind me of something I already know.
ReplyDeletewhen drew speaks of mold hes just talking about his underwear.
ReplyDeleteYeah 2dirty, I'm rollin' outta bed at 4am so I've shit, showered and shaved before the World Cup comes on. I think, to liven up soccer, two guys on each team oughta be put on Brahama bulls and the refs dressed like rodeo clowns.
ReplyDeleteSales is where it's at Anonymous. The secretaries can't help themselves.
ReplyDeletedg has legs that go all the way up to her hips.
ReplyDeleteDG, there ain't a woman alive that doesn't like to be told that something she's proud of it attractive. I may be an "old guy", but I'd rock your motherfuckin' world.
ReplyDeleteI've actually been paying attention not to just the U.S. during this World Cup.
ReplyDeletei bet its ever girls dream to get to bag a used car salesman.
ReplyDeleteYeah he would ho! (DG)
ReplyDeleteOne can only imagine the sexual harassment that goes on at an auto dealership.
ReplyDeletewhat about that ref that got benched? ha!
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteFU! You are correct in that CBT has great stories. He and I come from the same background in the car biz. Even Spurs dabbled in the business. All I have to say is that you and your bleeding heart left wing liberal friends need to get a grip!
Big time 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteDoubt it CBT. But I know an architectural designer that could rock my motherfuckin world.
ReplyDeleteDG reminds me of Lady Gaga only 50 pounds heavier !
ReplyDeletehey drew, tell us about how you would do drugs and rip people off right after you left church and right before you went to a gop fundraiser for family values.
ReplyDeletehmmm
ReplyDeletei wouldnt rock your world dg....i would make love to you. theres a difference.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it sounds like your kind of place 2dirty4u.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletei bet its ever girls dream to get to bag a used car salesman."
Dude, if you're buying the drinks, the girls could give a fuck less what you do for a living.
drew reminds me of corky...only dumber.
ReplyDeleteOr paying the bills CBT.
ReplyDeleteor buying the blow.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletehey drew, tell us about how you would do drugs and rip people off right after you left church and right before you went to a gop fundraiser for family values."
And your point here is...?
For the second time, what is with this left wing liberal crap? How often do I talk about anything political on here for you to even make that call?
ReplyDeleteBig deal that you and cbt had to settle for the used car business. That doesn't put you in his stories.
That's not me Alec. How many times do I have to write that I don't comment under different names?
ReplyDeletedg, you just made me hard....again.
ReplyDeleteYou know you are a hippie DG.
ReplyDeleteI would just like to take a sec and let everyone know that the pizza I ordered is now out for delivery. Aaaand, the nigerian hookers I requested are on the way as well. Happy Birthday to all.
ReplyDeleteit was pam anderson.
ReplyDeleteDG would have to give me some boot to get her world rocked, though.
ReplyDeleteThanks 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteare the hookers bringing the used needles and cheap smack?
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell does that mean CBT?
ReplyDeleteYeah kasey. Go fuck yourself.
ReplyDeleteNot sure, guess we'll know when we see what Spurs posts tomorrow.
ReplyDeletePrecision and fairness, DG needs to call Jenny Craig, just sayin.......
ReplyDeleteI don't get the boot thing either.
ReplyDeleteYeah, maybe I'll be smacked out of my mind. Should be fun.
ReplyDeleteShit, the love is deep in here tonight.
ReplyDeletehahaha!! i can picture spurs making a video of him in cold sweats with a bad case of the runs.
ReplyDeleteWords of wisdom, by CBT.
ReplyDeletekasey you are a left winged liberal! And you like gregs.
ReplyDeletejust sayin....
That might actually be an interesting video Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteOh, the pure terror behind that Shelly!!
ReplyDeletedrew, maybe when dg is in her mid 50's with what looks like a deflated basketball hanging off her stomach she will give a fuck about what you think....till then, not so much.
ReplyDeleteYou should put a question mark where it doesn't belong somewhere in your insult DG.
ReplyDeleteIn keeping with RR's best intro, " Snap! Sean Hannity is coming on"!
ReplyDeleteBoot, when trading means an extra enticement. Ie, the wife swapping comment: "I ain't tradin' even, but we'll swap wives if I can drive your for two weeks, too. My wife ain't got Dudley Doright's jawline, like yours".
ReplyDeleteToodles then Tubby.
ReplyDeleteMake love to me now, anon. Or lose me forever.
ReplyDeletedont slip in your own cum getting to the tv drew.
ReplyDeleteLooks like we have a love connection. You should charge for this shit Spurs.
ReplyDeleteThat's some hillbilly shit right there CBT.
ReplyDeleteoh dg......hhhmmm....its best explained in email.
ReplyDeleteI should. This should be a membership site.
ReplyDeleteSorry, cbt. Once again, I don't speak redneck. Can you translate that please?
ReplyDeleteanon, you'd best run like the provebial stripe assed ape. I would, if I was to see that comin' at me with LOve in it's eye.
ReplyDeleteweird, when he posted that comment google chrome said that language wasnt in their data system.
ReplyDeleteIt was best explained in email, anon.
ReplyDeletecbt, you fuck girls i make love to women...theres a difference. if you have to ask, then youll never know.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletedrew, maybe when dg is in her mid 50's with what looks like a deflated basketball hanging off her stomach she will give a fuck about what you think....till then, not so much."
Dude, forget the deflated Basketballs an thin more like she swallowed 5 basketballs.
No, DG. Great legs apparently don't contribute to cognitive powers.
ReplyDeleteGood one Drew.
ReplyDeletedrew, hurry! bill orielly is getting naked on tv!
ReplyDeleteI think I might have crossed my orders. Spurs you may actually be getting my pizza.
ReplyDeleteDrew, who is it that you don't really like that much? O'Reilly or Hannity? I thought it was one of them.
ReplyDeleteuh oh...looks like good ol lactose intolerant spurs is gonna have the shits afterall!
ReplyDeleteI see a couple of large black women through my peep hole.
ReplyDeleteSorry cbt. Anon is more of a man than you and his job is hot, too.
ReplyDeleteRusty Humphries is the guy. He's the least looney of the bunch and a lot of what he says makes sense.
ReplyDeleteopen the door 2d4u. whats the worst that can happen?
ReplyDeleteYou went cheap 2dirty4u? Bummer.
ReplyDeleteDrew, have you heard Rusty Humphries?
ReplyDeleteDG, you're more of a man than me. The jawline says so.
ReplyDeleteCBT said...
ReplyDeleteDG, there ain't a woman alive that doesn't like to be told that something she's proud of it attractive. I may be an "old guy", but I'd rock your motherfuckin' world.
Yea CBT... but some girls really don't like being hit on "old guys." Some old guy told me I was "still hot as hell" with my face beaten up and swollen, and I all I thought was.. you're disgusting
Some old guy was creeping on me at a gas station too.. I told spurs about that.. also grossed out
And if it's a young guy, I am usually not flattered either... I might think he is trying to fuck me or something, depending on how hard he is coming on. I am not the type that needs to be complimented. Not all women are desperate..
no cbt, you swimming in that denim shirt says so.
ReplyDelete2dirty4u, your face looks like a pizza. They have cream for that!
ReplyDeleteAnon: Get your Fox News straight, Hannity is on.
DG: Maybe you should come out of the closet.
I see a couple of large black women through my peep hole.
ReplyDeletehaha.. spurs likes black girls.. send them to his house
Funny Astrid.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm surprised you weren't impressed with gas station man.
ReplyDeleteastrid, you mean the thought of having gray balls slapping your legs isnt a turn on?
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with you?
ReplyDeleteGood point Astrid. CBT is not used to girls like us. He knows he has to prey on the fucked up women with low self confidence.
ReplyDeletePrey makes it seem like he's a predator DG.
ReplyDeleteand why pass up the chance to change his depends? quit being a self righteous snob looking down from your ivory tower.
ReplyDeleteThe anointed one, the president of our United States will not secure our borders simply because he wants a bill passed?
ReplyDeleteWhat bill is that Drew?
ReplyDeletepolitics? huh? zzzz....
ReplyDeleteDrew, you starting to have second thoughts you voted for him now?
ReplyDeleteAstrid just doesn't know what she's missing out on Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteAsk Lou Dobbs
ReplyDelete2dirty should send those two big black girls to spurs house and have them spank him for his bday..
ReplyDeleteI wonder if they charge extra for that?
ReplyDeleteYou like Lou Dobbs Drew?
ReplyDelete