Monday, June 21, 2010

The Anti-Rape Condom


A doctor in South Africa feels he created the ultimate female condom that will stop sexual assaults that have been occurring during the world cups in whatever city it may be held in. These female condoms will lower the incidences of sexual assault as 30,000 of these female condoms will be handed out to woman during this World Cup in an effort to protect these women.

The condoms will eventually sell for $2.00 a piece and for a woman who is in the midst of a sexual assault she will have a way to make the rapist pay a painful price. The anti-rape condom is called "Rape-aXe". This female condom has jagged teeth that will grab a hold of the rapists' penis when he penetrates his victim. The condom cannot be removed by anyone other than a doctor and will make it difficult if not impossible for the man to walk or urinate. If the man tries to remove it himself the jagged teeth will only dig deeper into the penis skin. This condom will force the man to seek medical help and therefore be caught by law enforcement.

I think the state of New Jersey should put in an order of a couple of million, that way Drew thinks twice the next time.

423 comments:

  1. I think I'm going to buy some of those condoms on April Fool's Day. What a great prank.

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  2. That would be funny DG. I really like the link you put on your name. That's about right.

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  3. I didn't know you can move comments.

    It's like the twilight zone. Weird.

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  4. Well, you can copy and paste comments. It would be cool to be able to move comments around, just to screw with people.

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  5. I'm a business woman. I'm just trying something new before I resort to selling old cell phones.

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  6. It would be a great bachelorette party gift.

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  7. It would be. And what do you mean? What are you "trying?"

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  8. Do I make any money off the link?

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  9. That last one you probably will.

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  10. ugh....isuck.com? My new business? The link?

    You are so slow sometimes, spurs. This will cost you more this month for our friendship. I cannot put up with stupid shit without being compensated.

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  11. I knew what you meant. Check the link on the party gift one. That's a money maker.

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  12. Well, $1.99 divided by 12 months isn't bad. I'll throw in an extra 3 cents for June.

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  13. It's funny that iwantspursfanrealbad.com isn't loading. Almost like real life, isn't it?

    loading.....loading....loading....sorry we cannot finish your command.

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  14. Real funny DG. I didn't know isuck.com was an actual site, I should have known.

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  15. I don't understand how these female condoms work. Do I tell my rapist to hold on for a second while I put a condom on for you to rape me? I thought a rape was more of a spur of the moment decision you are forced into. I didn't know there were raping options available.

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  16. It's like a menu. But no, I think they are put in and left in like a tampon. For example, if you thought you might be going out with a creep, you could put one in. Rather than breaking off the date.

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  17. I'm sure a date would go really well with a guy I thought was going to rape me.

    They should bring back To Catch a Predator and use these things.

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  18. You'd be completely at ease. And I don't think To Catch a Predator would ever go to Africa, where I'm pretty sure these are supposed to be used.

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  19. Besides, they have a camera crew constantly parked outside Drew's, there's only so many resources to go around.

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  20. It it isn't, whoever came up with it is pretty damn creative.

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  21. hopefully this thing stays only in africa or else my chances of having friday night fun will drop.

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  22. I'd like to see that CBT. And you're right, I think it would lead to the guy killing the woman.

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  23. *Weak, yes Spurs. The age of consent in Jersey is 16. Like you I'll wait a couple years

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  24. why dont the women just carry a knife instead? it will be cheaper in the long run and more effective.

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  25. Hey CBT, I saw The Professional is going to be on.

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  26. It's not about statutory rape Drew.

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  27. drop your pants, its natalie portman!

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  28. Rape in Africa is a political tool. It's used to demoralize the populations the various armies seek to control. They use 10 year old kids as soldiers and castrate captives and feed them their own balls before they skin them alive. Any chick uses one of these is, at best, get three or four machete whacks to the head.

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  29. I know CBT really likes that movie.

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  30. And Ronin is on too. That was an interesting movie.

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  31. Once again, you are correct Spurs. With that said why would you compromise our values and post such a provocative pic?

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  32. You talking about Miley Cyrus Drew?

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  33. I do love "The Professional". I'll watch anything with Oldham in it.

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  34. Anybody see "The Hurt Locker" yet?

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  35. PS, thank you for the Father's Day wishes yesterday Spurs. Logan and I had a great time with my family

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  36. Yep, DeNiro. It's been awhile since I've seen that movie too.

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  37. drew, did you guys go down to seaside heights and pick up a hooker together?

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  38. Yes Spurs, Hana Montana.........

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  39. Well Drew, she knows what she's doing dressing like a whore, and I know that's a bad word and all, but you and I both know that's the look she's shooting for.

    But coming from the guy with Dirty Vegas Noodle, porn ads and cock pics, that's priceless you referring to "values."

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  40. sounds like drew is a republican.

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  41. "Anonymous said...
    drew, did you guys go down to seaside heights and pick up a hooker together?"

    Look Anonymous, when it comes to his kid, Drew's a better guy than that. The only thing I'll add is that it's a good thing I had daughters instead of sons.

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  42. what was i thinking? youre right cbt. i meant times square, not seaside heights.

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  43. Drew is a Republican. I describe my politics as "Constitutionalist with Secessionist tendencies".

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  44. Yeah, CBT will be pimping his daughters out at Seaside Heights. Sorry CBT, couldn't help it.

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  45. Happy birthday spurs.. do anything fun to celebrate?

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  46. I wouldn't put it past Drew to buy his son a hooker since he already buys them for himself.

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  47. Drew would call an escort service, not pick up a street whore.

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  48. or drew would just troll craigslist.

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  49. Hello Astrid, thanks. And not really. I did the celebration with cake and all yesterday. I took today off and just ran some errands and slept late.

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  50. and did some nude breakdancing.

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  51. Maybe he could get a 2 for 1 type deal DG.

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  52. Oh yeah Anonymous, I forgot about that.

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  53. i dint. i still have a semi from it.

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  54. "SPURS FAN said...
    Yeah, CBT will be pimping his daughters out at Seaside Heights. Sorry CBT, couldn't help it."

    Bad Spurs. Even if it is your birthday, that shot was too easy, something Anonymous would take, except he actually refrained from doing so because even he saw that it was sophmoric.

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  55. I'd say it was junior level CBT.

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  56. If DG were married and her and her husband went wife swappin', he'd have to give boot.

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  57. i didnt make that comment because my hands were busy skinning the squirrel.

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  58. CBT,

    Are you going to try and hook up with your daughter's friends in about 6 years?

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  59. hed have to give boot? huh?

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  60. I was gonna go with Freshman, but "freshmoric" didn't really work.

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  61. CBT,

    That insult was freshmanoric.

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  62. that sounds like something herbie hancock would sing.

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  63. You are such a creeper cbt.

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  64. I think he meant her husband would have to give her the boot Anonymous.

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  65. m'lady, lets go take a nice warm bath then fuck on your balcony?

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  66. "Freshmanoric?"

    What, are you the Dean DG?

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  67. He'd be like, "Okay. I'll fuck your old lady aqnd you fuck mine and you can drive my car for two weeks".

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  68. At least you're honest about it CBT.

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  69. 2d4u, you should be a neighborly neighbor and order 20 pizzas and send them to spurs house....and of course stick him with the bill.

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  70. Here comes a long answer. I have a 15 yr old son that is going on 21. Everything I do in my life revolves around him. I'm 45 yrs old and my player days are over. I get on here and say things that are not always true. Something tells me that most of us regulars come from the mold.

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  71. Not a bad idea Anon. I should call up a couple of hookers while I'm at it and give them his address.

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  72. Good idea. I can rob the hookers.

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  73. Let's go Anon. Can we rub baby oil all over our bodies so we can be hot and slippery? And then maybe play twister too?

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  74. so CBT, how are your teams coming along in the World Cup? I know you are getting up early to watch this shit.

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  75. do it 2d4u! call 10 hookers over to his house and say you want the worldwide treatment.

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  76. I still can't comprehend that m'lady bullshit he used on Giraffe.

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  77. oh dg...you have no idea whats in store for you.

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  78. "SPURS FAN said...
    At least you're honest about it CBT."

    I can say shit like that because I fully intend to be dead before then, although dyin' of a heart attack fucking one the girls sirority sisters might be a cool way to go.

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  79. hey drew, didnt you say you were 43 about 2 weeks ago? now youre 45? i guess we stepped into a time vortex somewhere.

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  80. Hey, the old heifer ate that "m'lady" shit up, just like DG does when I tell her she has great legs.

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  81. DG does have some nice legs though.

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  82. Drew,

    same mold? Sorry to kill your hopes and dreams but I think the closest mold you have to you would be CBT. But even his life is more interesting because he tells better stories than you.

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  83. or what about when you just walk up to a woman and say, 'im a used car salesman.'

    doesnt that make them drop their panties like an h-bomb?

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  84. I've never really responded to you saying I have nice legs. I see my legs all day, every day. I don't need some old guy to remind me of something I already know.

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  85. when drew speaks of mold hes just talking about his underwear.

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  86. Yeah 2dirty, I'm rollin' outta bed at 4am so I've shit, showered and shaved before the World Cup comes on. I think, to liven up soccer, two guys on each team oughta be put on Brahama bulls and the refs dressed like rodeo clowns.

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  87. Sales is where it's at Anonymous. The secretaries can't help themselves.

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  88. dg has legs that go all the way up to her hips.

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  89. DG, there ain't a woman alive that doesn't like to be told that something she's proud of it attractive. I may be an "old guy", but I'd rock your motherfuckin' world.

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  90. I've actually been paying attention not to just the U.S. during this World Cup.

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  91. i bet its ever girls dream to get to bag a used car salesman.

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  92. One can only imagine the sexual harassment that goes on at an auto dealership.

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  93. what about that ref that got benched? ha!

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  94. DG:

    FU! You are correct in that CBT has great stories. He and I come from the same background in the car biz. Even Spurs dabbled in the business. All I have to say is that you and your bleeding heart left wing liberal friends need to get a grip!

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  95. Doubt it CBT. But I know an architectural designer that could rock my motherfuckin world.

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  96. DG reminds me of Lady Gaga only 50 pounds heavier !

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  97. hey drew, tell us about how you would do drugs and rip people off right after you left church and right before you went to a gop fundraiser for family values.

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  98. i wouldnt rock your world dg....i would make love to you. theres a difference.

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  99. Yeah, it sounds like your kind of place 2dirty4u.

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  100. "Anonymous said...
    i bet its ever girls dream to get to bag a used car salesman."

    Dude, if you're buying the drinks, the girls could give a fuck less what you do for a living.

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  101. drew reminds me of corky...only dumber.

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  102. or buying the blow.

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  103. "Anonymous said...
    hey drew, tell us about how you would do drugs and rip people off right after you left church and right before you went to a gop fundraiser for family values."

    And your point here is...?

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  104. For the second time, what is with this left wing liberal crap? How often do I talk about anything political on here for you to even make that call?

    Big deal that you and cbt had to settle for the used car business. That doesn't put you in his stories.

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  105. That's not me Alec. How many times do I have to write that I don't comment under different names?

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  106. dg, you just made me hard....again.

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  107. I would just like to take a sec and let everyone know that the pizza I ordered is now out for delivery. Aaaand, the nigerian hookers I requested are on the way as well. Happy Birthday to all.

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  108. it was pam anderson.

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  109. DG would have to give me some boot to get her world rocked, though.

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  110. are the hookers bringing the used needles and cheap smack?

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  111. What the hell does that mean CBT?

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  112. Yeah kasey. Go fuck yourself.

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  113. Not sure, guess we'll know when we see what Spurs posts tomorrow.

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  114. Precision and fairness, DG needs to call Jenny Craig, just sayin.......

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  115. I don't get the boot thing either.

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  116. Yeah, maybe I'll be smacked out of my mind. Should be fun.

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  117. Shit, the love is deep in here tonight.

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  118. hahaha!! i can picture spurs making a video of him in cold sweats with a bad case of the runs.

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  119. kasey you are a left winged liberal! And you like gregs.

    just sayin....

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  120. That might actually be an interesting video Anonymous.

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  121. Oh, the pure terror behind that Shelly!!

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  122. drew, maybe when dg is in her mid 50's with what looks like a deflated basketball hanging off her stomach she will give a fuck about what you think....till then, not so much.

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  123. You should put a question mark where it doesn't belong somewhere in your insult DG.

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  124. In keeping with RR's best intro, " Snap! Sean Hannity is coming on"!

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  125. Boot, when trading means an extra enticement. Ie, the wife swapping comment: "I ain't tradin' even, but we'll swap wives if I can drive your for two weeks, too. My wife ain't got Dudley Doright's jawline, like yours".

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  126. Make love to me now, anon. Or lose me forever.

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  127. dont slip in your own cum getting to the tv drew.

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  128. Looks like we have a love connection. You should charge for this shit Spurs.

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  129. That's some hillbilly shit right there CBT.

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  130. oh dg......hhhmmm....its best explained in email.

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  131. I should. This should be a membership site.

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  132. Sorry, cbt. Once again, I don't speak redneck. Can you translate that please?

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  133. anon, you'd best run like the provebial stripe assed ape. I would, if I was to see that comin' at me with LOve in it's eye.

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  134. weird, when he posted that comment google chrome said that language wasnt in their data system.

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  135. It was best explained in email, anon.

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  136. cbt, you fuck girls i make love to women...theres a difference. if you have to ask, then youll never know.

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  137. "Anonymous said...
    drew, maybe when dg is in her mid 50's with what looks like a deflated basketball hanging off her stomach she will give a fuck about what you think....till then, not so much."

    Dude, forget the deflated Basketballs an thin more like she swallowed 5 basketballs.

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  138. No, DG. Great legs apparently don't contribute to cognitive powers.

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  139. drew, hurry! bill orielly is getting naked on tv!

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  140. I think I might have crossed my orders. Spurs you may actually be getting my pizza.

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  141. Drew, who is it that you don't really like that much? O'Reilly or Hannity? I thought it was one of them.

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  142. uh oh...looks like good ol lactose intolerant spurs is gonna have the shits afterall!

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  143. I see a couple of large black women through my peep hole.

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  144. Sorry cbt. Anon is more of a man than you and his job is hot, too.

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  145. Rusty Humphries is the guy. He's the least looney of the bunch and a lot of what he says makes sense.

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  146. open the door 2d4u. whats the worst that can happen?

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  147. You went cheap 2dirty4u? Bummer.

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  148. Drew, have you heard Rusty Humphries?

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  149. DG, you're more of a man than me. The jawline says so.

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  150. CBT said...
    DG, there ain't a woman alive that doesn't like to be told that something she's proud of it attractive. I may be an "old guy", but I'd rock your motherfuckin' world.


    Yea CBT... but some girls really don't like being hit on "old guys." Some old guy told me I was "still hot as hell" with my face beaten up and swollen, and I all I thought was.. you're disgusting

    Some old guy was creeping on me at a gas station too.. I told spurs about that.. also grossed out

    And if it's a young guy, I am usually not flattered either... I might think he is trying to fuck me or something, depending on how hard he is coming on. I am not the type that needs to be complimented. Not all women are desperate..

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  151. no cbt, you swimming in that denim shirt says so.

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  152. 2dirty4u, your face looks like a pizza. They have cream for that!

    Anon: Get your Fox News straight, Hannity is on.

    DG: Maybe you should come out of the closet.

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  153. I see a couple of large black women through my peep hole.


    haha.. spurs likes black girls.. send them to his house

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  154. And I'm surprised you weren't impressed with gas station man.

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  155. astrid, you mean the thought of having gray balls slapping your legs isnt a turn on?

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  156. Good point Astrid. CBT is not used to girls like us. He knows he has to prey on the fucked up women with low self confidence.

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  157. Prey makes it seem like he's a predator DG.

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  158. and why pass up the chance to change his depends? quit being a self righteous snob looking down from your ivory tower.

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  159. The anointed one, the president of our United States will not secure our borders simply because he wants a bill passed?

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  160. politics? huh? zzzz....

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  161. Drew, you starting to have second thoughts you voted for him now?

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  162. Astrid just doesn't know what she's missing out on Anonymous.

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  163. 2dirty should send those two big black girls to spurs house and have them spank him for his bday..

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  164. I wonder if they charge extra for that?

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