I appreciate that AZ Anonymous. But I'm 34, not 65. I still have a few years until I start combing Craigslist for dates or paying broke chicks to hang out with me.
Monday, June 21, 2010
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I appreciate that AZ Anonymous. But I'm 34, not 65. I still have a few years until I start combing Craigslist for dates or paying broke chicks to hang out with me.
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Nice cake.
ReplyDeleteEven Cocoa shit in a box today and told me to send it to you for your birthday.
Tell Cocoa I said thanks.
ReplyDeleteDid you see CBT ended it with Flo and his fiancee?
ReplyDeleteThat cake is gross... I wouldn't eat it even though I know it's really frosting and tootsie rolls.
ReplyDeleteOf course it's gross. It's from AZ Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteAnd hey, as far as the van? Did you go give that lady any of the cash after you sold it?
What a surprise. It would be cool to have backwards day one day. A day where all of us can lie and tell amazing fake stories. For example, Drew would be successful. But CBT would have to tell the truth and tell us what his real life is like.
ReplyDeleteI would still eat the cake because I love cake that much. But tootsie rolls are nasty. They need to be discontinued.
ReplyDeleteNice line about Drew. And yeah, I've never been a fan of tootsie rolls either.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of backwards...I hope Lindsanity stops by and wishes you a pathetic birthday.
ReplyDeleteWhy would it be a pathetic birthday?
ReplyDeleteAnd how's your tooth today? Did you sign up for the dental?
ReplyDeleteBecause she will say something mean because she is mad at you for meeting a 40 yr old ex stripper.
ReplyDeleteDid she think you were calling her a 40 yr old ex stripper? I didn't get how that tied into her?
ReplyDeleteI have a dentist appointment Wed. afternoon. I can't wait to get back to normal. I'm going to end up with a prescription drug addiction before it is over. I'm only in pain after I eat and I ate breakfast at work today so I ended up taking so much more drugs than I should have but I don't think when I'm in pain. I would've gotten a dui if I got pulled over on the way home though.
ReplyDeleteNo, I think she thought it was rude for me just to be talking about Sindy in the first place. I was just trying to hook 2dirty4u up with an apartment locater. Had he not mentioned about looking for a loft, I never would have told that story.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I think, Elfie. You know how she mixes things up and always twists things thinking it's about her.
ReplyDeleteSoon we'll be reading about your overdose DG.
ReplyDeleteI'm not in pain now but I'm hungry and afraid to eat.
ReplyDeleteman, that cake looks tasty!
ReplyDeleteDoes she know Sindy or something?
ReplyDeleteoh, hello dg ::wink wink::
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you eat some of that Superpower powder mix you have?
ReplyDeleteNo DG, I'm pretty sure she doesn't.
ReplyDeletenaw, im sure she thought spurs was referring to her since so many letters are the same in their names.
ReplyDeleteNow that you have DG's e-mail, you should send her all the nutty pics you can find Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteHi, anon. I like how you put the two colons together in that comment. So ssssssseeeeexxxxxyyyy!
ReplyDeleteThat was smooth.
ReplyDeleteYeah, she pulled out her decoder ring and realized Sindy really spells Lindsanity. She thinks we don't realize she is smarter than we think.
ReplyDeletetwo colons together? are you flirting with me?
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*Wishing you a very Happy Birthday Kasey.*
And honey, you shouldn't have to "pay" chicks to hang out with you at all. I'm a broke chick right now, but I'd still hang out with you for free.
There is no price tag on friendship. If there is, that's called an "arrangement", not a friendship,fyi.
your friend,
L
Thanks Lindsay, that was nice. I liked the cards too.
ReplyDeleteFunny Anonymous. See DG? There really wasn't anything sexy about that.
ReplyDeletethat old guy should have won an oscar for those 3 words.
ReplyDeleteShe is broke. I guess being a whore does not pay off in the end. Lindsay should let Pam in on her secret.
ReplyDeleteFunny again. He should have. I loved the flashlights the pervs had too.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, did you like when she sold herself to her therapist and ended up puking after she left his place? That was hot.
ReplyDeleteAll of anonymous's words are hot.
ReplyDeletethat was one of the best scenes.....ever. seems like lindsays other personality likes spurs?
ReplyDeleteWhat did you think when she sold herself to that black dude?
ReplyDeleteIt depends if she is on her meds I think.
ReplyDeletejennifer connelly has a natural beauty to her....except for those fucking eyebrows. gag! and then theres dg...i wont say anything her but i will email it to her.
ReplyDeleteHow's the tension at work been with loverboy DG?
ReplyDeletei wont say anything *here* but i will email it to her.
ReplyDeleteMake your move Anonymous.
ReplyDeletei wonder if lindsanity has a afternoon delight doll with spurs face? and does she stab it after coitus?
ReplyDeleteive already flooded her inbox ::hint hint::
ReplyDeleteJust a matter of time (minutes) before she's yours.
ReplyDeleteim loading my .357 as we speak.
ReplyDeleteShe'll probably find that kinky.
ReplyDeleteI like how Lindsay comes in with some deep phrase to teach us what real friendship is.
ReplyDeletewait until shes sees the shallow grave! mmm hhhmmm....
ReplyDeleteYou should tell us what real friendship is DG.
ReplyDeletelol. its like reading deep thoughts from jack handy.
ReplyDeleteI never knew that guy was real until just a few years ago.
ReplyDeleteShe probably takes Jack Handy seriously.
ReplyDeleteor maybe friedrich nietzsche.
ReplyDeleteIf you are 34 and you don't already know what real friendship is you probably don't deserve any friends at this point.
ReplyDeleteAnon and I are bff's. Take note of our special relationship, spurs. You may learn a thing or two.
I've already started keeping a journal.
ReplyDeletelindsay is an riddle wrapped in a puzzle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in an overcooked biscuit.
ReplyDeleteuh sorry but i dont do that cam4 stuff.
ReplyDeleteYeah DG, your best friend wouldn't go that low.
ReplyDeleteso what did you do for your birthday spurs? breakdance naked?
ReplyDeleteAnon, you just don't "get" her.
ReplyDeletespurs is older than regis philban
ReplyDeleteNothing really Anonymous. I celebrated it yesterday.
ReplyDeleteThe breakdancing naked is a daily thing.
Good one Oz. Aren't you in your 30s too?
ReplyDeleteum well yeah. shes like the davinci code. you would have to spend eons using all kinds of math and shit to figure out her superior brain.
ReplyDeleteDo you breakdance alone in front of a mirror or in front of your grandparents?
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteGood one Oz. Aren't you in your 30s too?
as a matter of fact no i am not. 5 more days of my 20's thank you very much crypt keeper
Hey Shelley,
ReplyDeleteI'm rich where it matters... in my heart. Something you will never be, because you have no heart, my dear.
Are you getting the delux platter from del taco to celebrate?
ReplyDeletewhat a strange mental picture. spurs breakdancing naked. what the fu----??????????
ReplyDeleteshe will once we go see the wizard. by the way, where is the wizard, lindsay?
ReplyDelete"L said...
ReplyDeleteHey Shelley,
I'm rich where it matters... in my heart. Something you will never be, because you have no heart, my dear. "
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Linds:
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DG:
ReplyDeleteNo, my grandmother is the only one left. She did sing Happy Birthday to me though.
So your birthday is on Saturday Oz?
ReplyDeletewhen i get all old and shit, i think im gonna take up heroin.
ReplyDeleteWhy? You want to OD?
ReplyDeleteThanks for that, OZ. Made my day.
ReplyDeleteOh, and congrats on the new baby. ;)
naw man...it would be like rewarding myself. kinda like a beer on a friday evening. i could be like, ok my deed is done. its miller time.
ReplyDeleteOz can be a real prick. He doesn't get much sleep.
ReplyDeleteJust start shooting it right off the bat Anonymous. Don't go through any pussy stages like sniffing it or smoking it.
ReplyDeleteOk, Lindsay. Ouch! You got me there!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, is it possible for you to be and duller than you already are?
*any duller*
ReplyDeletelindsay dull?!?! shes as sharp as a tack....and twice as flat headed.
ReplyDeleteI'm not dull when I choose not to be, Shelley. You're just not worth my time or energy. Simple as that.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: yep the big 3-0
ReplyDeleteLinds: just fuckin with ya, you dish it out and are pretty good at taking it, too
and; THANK YOU
You see she only likes to fight with me. The rest of you can talk about her incestuous family and she will take it as a compliment.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool Oz. I remember feeling kind of weird the day I turned 30.
ReplyDeleteYour Jack Handy phrases do not make you less dull. Lindsay, you are boring. Accept it. And broke. And Crazy.
ReplyDeleteWhat a catch you are. Every man's dream.
When did you have your baby OZ?
ReplyDeleteAbout 8-10 days ago DG. His name is Rocco.
ReplyDeleteshes a carpenters dream girl; flat as a board and easy to screw.
ReplyDeleteHe's supposed to get his first construction or waste management contract when he's five or six DG.
ReplyDeleteAwe....a little OZ. How cute. Congratulations a little late.
ReplyDeleteAre you working on #3 yet?
he can start with lindsay if he gets the waste management contract.
ReplyDeleteJune 3rd, and no that should be my last one
ReplyDeleteDamn, time flies. I thought it was later than that.
ReplyDeletedg, mail.
ReplyDeleteLindsay has some implants. She got them so men can look right through them and into her big heart. Smart move on her part since she has nothing else going for her. Can you imagine hanging out with this chick and listening to her views on life and her phrases? The fake boobs are the only thing to keep a person's eyes open.
ReplyDeleteI didn't get an email.
ReplyDeletei have a feeling this is lindsay:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byOtxwl8iEI
How much did he weigh? Did you work it out with your baby mama?
ReplyDeletetry now.
ReplyDeleteanon, mail.
ReplyDeleteomfg. look at the size of that head in the middle.
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I think he and his baby's mama are cool now.
ReplyDeletedg, can i call you m'lady?
ReplyDeleteNice. So when are you going to hit up primebar Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteI've never heard of Primebar.
ReplyDeleteim going yesterday...like never.
ReplyDeleteYes you can Anon.
ReplyDeleteJust so all of you know, I do not have a heart because I gave mine entirely to anon. And I'm not broke. So anon just hit the jackpot.
Congrats Anonymous. I saw the first date is at Primebar, that way DG feels hot.
ReplyDeleteTell her she's the most beautiful woman in the room, and you wouldn't be lying for once.
ReplyDeleteFunny, that was smooth Anonymous.
ReplyDeletei think she should take me to postinos. i like that place.
ReplyDeleteAs long as you do anal too. It's nice to switch it up sometime.
ReplyDeletedg would be hot anywhere. just imagine her in a lace teddy with crotchless panties.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteYour monthly friend fee is due. Is it going to check or credit card this month?
You should buy that for her for Christmas if you two make it that long Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteHow much is the charge again DG?
ReplyDelete$649.99 just like last month.
ReplyDeleteThat's about $648.00 more than I'm willing to pay. And that's for a yearly rate.
ReplyDeletei think dg should get a bikini like this for the summertime:
ReplyDeletehttp://wickedweasel.com/en-us/bikinis/489-Y01-329
There you go DG.
ReplyDeletethis would be better tho:
ReplyDeletehttp://wickedweasel.com/en/bikinis/457-05
hang on...let me channel the ghost of joseph smith.
ReplyDeleteim psychic and stuff. have been since i was 9.
ReplyDeletethe ghost of john lennon keeps telling me 'ooga booga'.
ReplyDeleteAnon, I want you to wear those bikini bottoms and I will remove them with my teeth.
ReplyDeletePsychic? Luck you. You should set up a hotline.
ReplyDelete*Lucky*
ReplyDeleteyeah, lindsays niece and i can do a miss cleo kinda thing. dg, i want you to wear them when you go jogging then bring them back to me.....
ReplyDeleteour show can be like this:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dula.tv/watch.php?file=negrodamus-wayne-brady.flv
Negrodamus was hilarious.
ReplyDeletebut we will be serious business.
ReplyDeleteI think Lindsay's niece was possessed, not psychic.
ReplyDeletei wonder if dg has ordered that bikini yet?
ReplyDeleteor maybe lindsay is psycho?
ReplyDeleteShe probably just ordered it in five different colors.
ReplyDeletewhen you get them dg, be sure to cut a hole in the middle of the bikinis.
ReplyDeleteProbably a little bit of both. I think her niece may have inherited it. Or maybe Lindsay just traumatized the poor girl. Lindsay is probably like the mom in Carrie.
ReplyDeleteHey Anonymous, I read where New York is increasing the price of cigarettes $1.60 a pack to $10.00. Talk about a deterrent to quit.
ReplyDeleteI meant reason to quit.
ReplyDeleteI thought cigarettes are already about $8 a pack.
ReplyDeletedont they make smokes over there self extinguishing?
ReplyDeleteCheck your e-mail Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure.
ReplyDeletei met this one guy from canada a couple of years back and he said they are like 12 a pack.
ReplyDeleteCheck this out Anonymous:
ReplyDeletehttp://edition.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/africa/06/20/south.africa.female.condom/
DG:
ReplyDeleteThey are in New York.
DG, you never answered the other day. When did you see Karate Kid?
ReplyDeletethey should just put a needle loaded with botox in there.
ReplyDeleteThey need to pass those out in New Jersey. Actually about a 50 mile radius around Drew.
ReplyDeletethey need to just shoot and tag drew.
ReplyDeleteThat's an even better idea.
ReplyDeletewheres lindsay? is she lurking.....again?
ReplyDeleteNo, she's not on the site anymore.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tbs.com/video/index.jsp?cid=212617&oid=216909#
ReplyDeleteDG makes an appearance at the 1:00 and 1:50 marks.
I think I'm going to buy some of those condoms on April Fool's Day. What a great prank.
ReplyDeleteShe will be back.
ReplyDeleteDonkey show? That's about right.
ReplyDeleteThat would be a good gift DG.
ReplyDeleteIt would be a great bachelorette party gift.
ReplyDeleteIt would be.
ReplyDeletenote to self: stick it in her pooper on april fools day.
ReplyDeleteNow you're thinking.
ReplyDeletei have kinda wanted to see a donkey show in real life. i think it would be interesting.
ReplyDeleteI will make sure to buy a pack of 3 on april fools day.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you can find plenty of them in Mexico.
ReplyDeletedg, there is always the option of stab wounds.
ReplyDeleteNo, I haven't. I'm sure CBT has.
ReplyDeletethey are hot messes.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure they are.
ReplyDeleteok...im gonna start dinner. be back later.
ReplyDeleteLater on man.
ReplyDeleteLet's all take a road trip to mexico to see a donkey show.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like it would be fun. You paying DG?
ReplyDeleteI can only afford two tickets so one of you will have to be in the show. I will let the two of you choose.
ReplyDeleteHow about we take the tickets, and you get in the show?
ReplyDeleteHey DG, I went ahead and posted that condom post. I move one of your comments to that post, because I'm considerate.
ReplyDeleteDG said...
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of backwards...I hope Lindsanity stops by and wishes you a pathetic birthday.
That's funny, I just now saw these comments.
DG said...
Because she will say something mean because she is mad at you for meeting a 40 yr old ex stripper.
I don't even know what you're talking about, and neither do you apparently.
But what I would really like to know is why I am on your mind so much because to be quite honest, you never cross mine.