Spurs: check out this chick, Maliah Michel. Now she is a bit of a budda face, so Im not talking love like Courtney or Suelyn, but man I'd like to give that body a once over.
I've seen this chick before! I get the Kiss-Models newsletter every month. I love when they snap the pics at a Motel 6. It's really some of their classier work.
Oz, it's like you take one step forward and then two steps back with these skanks you find. But you go ahead and give her a "once over." With bleach.
Or chlorine Oz. Just something to clean her up. She looks dirty.
ReplyDeleteThats why i said a one-timer spurs. She is dirty
ReplyDeleteand dont act like for a second you would prematurely ejaculate in your 40 year old jeans if she even looked at you
ReplyDeleteWell, probably not "looked at" me, but I'd probably bang her. But you know she looks torn up in person.
ReplyDeleteAnd I like how I'm 4 years and a few days older than you, but you act like you are in your prime or something.
ReplyDeleteI stay in my prime son, Im like the sicilian george clooney in this bitch
ReplyDeleteMore like the Italian Shawn Kemp.
ReplyDeleteI dont even quite get the reference. BecaUSE i AM 6'7" AND CAN DUNK?
ReplyDeleteNah, it was for all those kids he had. I think he had like 9 kids with 8 different women.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteShe looks really dirty... adding to her dirtiness is how all her creases are discolored and you can marks where she had bump sor something on her inside thighs (int he close up of her ass). GROSS
ReplyDeleteSkeets, when are you going to do a couple of photos like the bottom two?
ReplyDeleteYou look like gary busey jr.
ReplyDeleteWhatever you say Dom DeLuise.
ReplyDeletePelicanitis up the rear man!
ReplyDeleteTomorrow Sours.
ReplyDeleteThat was some pelicanitis you had there Skeets. I overlooked it because I figured your bosses were screaming at you earlier for fucking yet another thing up and now you're just rattled.
ReplyDeleteAnd send me the proofs when you are done posing like that.
ReplyDeleteI thought you were flying in for your birthday Sours, can't you just take them when you get here?
ReplyDeleteI was going to fly out there but you never bought the ticket.
ReplyDeleteThat's not how it works and you know it.
ReplyDeleteElf, I sent you a pic you could use as a new avatar.
ReplyDeleteIf you bought the airfare, I'd even go to a stupid play with you. Unlike FMB, who just came up with a good excuse to ditch you.
ReplyDeleteHey kinkyb!tch, I guess you are into ignoring me. I guess it's a game I didn't know we were playing.
ReplyDeleteYou still screwing around on the Nintendo?
Haha I love it KB,thanks! I'm going to change it when I get home tonight.
ReplyDeletepaisano, why dont you like the white women? theyre good for you. momma mia!
ReplyDeleteGood question Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteyou hungover today spurs?
ReplyDeleteWop likes big asses... the color of the skin is inmaterial. But girls of color tend to a higher ass to waist ratio then their fairer skined contemporaries.
ReplyDeleteNot at all Anonymous. I didn't drink last night. As a matter of fact, I just had a nice lunch of fajitas, tortillas, rice, and some other treats.
ReplyDeleteThe ladies next door are always hooking me up with stuff, and all I ever do is smart off whenever I go over there. Good deal.
You are right in your observation Skeets.
ReplyDeletemaybe they heard from lindsay that youre well hung?
ReplyDeleteShe wouldn't know. I'm actually really small. Like two inches.
ReplyDeletewas light switch your nickname in gym class?
ReplyDeleteIt was turtle.
ReplyDeletemine was tic tac.
ReplyDeleteI could still pull Skeets though. She doesn't know what she's doing, so she wouldn't know any better.
ReplyDeleteThat must have been tough.
ReplyDeleteyou know what car would be cool to have? a 1960 dodge polara. they had record players in them.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you could find one on the cheap and swindle it from some old lady and then turn around and sell it for an obscene profit, like Skeets did.
ReplyDeletevw vans are getting pricey. i do like the 21 window vans tho. if i were to ever come across one that was decent priced i would probably keep it.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I could ever drive around in a van.
ReplyDeletesorry, Sours. not much. I want to find Donkey Kong Country for my Super NES now. That game was fun back when I was like 14, I don't see why I wouldn't like it now. I played SMB on thew Wii w/my nephews a few weeks back, oh man, my thumbs were so sore afterwards. Good times. But I can't buy that stuff, they are more addicting than crack, it's terrible.
ReplyDeletethey want 44k for this one:
ReplyDeletehttp://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/cto/1787264886.html
Here you go kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeletehttp://cgi.ebay.com/DONKEY-KONG-COUNTRY-1-Super-Nintendo-SNES-Cong-NES-Game-/300387050787?cmd=ViewItem&pt=Video_Games_Games&hash=item45f076a523
Damn, $44,000?
ReplyDeleteyeah. they have gone up in value. i remember it was just hippies riding those fuckers and they were sold all day for 500 bucks, not anymore i guess.
ReplyDeleteI bet CBT's Bronco will be worth about $450,000 in a few years.
ReplyDeletemaybe like in the year 3675 he could get 350 bucks.
ReplyDeleteI see the Beetles are still cheap though.
ReplyDeletebeetles can be made to haul ass.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah?
ReplyDeletejust drop in a porsche engine and transmission and youre ready to race.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to own a Cayenne. I used to think a 911 would be sweet, but I'd go with the Cayenne now.
ReplyDeletei would like a 1970 jag xke. fucking v-12 engine.
ReplyDelete1971...my bad.
ReplyDeleteAnon: i do like white girls, but if i spurs post a pic of a pretty little white girl it wont stir up anywhere near as much shit and a dirty bummed sista.
ReplyDeleteI just looked at that car Anonymous. That looks pretty cool.
ReplyDeletea dirty bummed sista. hahaha....thats black english?
ReplyDeleteThat's true Oz. These hoodrats you find are more entertaining than some white chick.
ReplyDeleteor a 1970 studebaker avanti.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI could still pull Skeets though. She doesn't know what she's doing, so she wouldn't know any better."
you are right about that spurs she really doesnt. Roidfag should be turning into a real abusive jealous, controlling, prick pretty soon. Then I have to go beat his ass, and she still wont give me any
She's just unappreciative Oz.
ReplyDeleteGood point. You could take a pic of FMB crying in a puddle of his own blood Oz, and then show it to Skeets as a warning unless she submits to you.
ReplyDeletejust tell her, 'you can either bleed out your ass or your mouth. you make that choice.'
ReplyDeleteThat line should melt her heart.
ReplyDeleteThats great advise from both of you, I dont know how I ever got laid without you guys' infinite yoda-like wisdom.
ReplyDeleteConsider it luck or charity Oz, doesn't matter. Just be grateful.
ReplyDeletehey hey, just pay it forward wop. pass this knowledge on to the yutes.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpNgONH2ncI&feature=related
ReplyDeleteTomei looked good in that movie.
ReplyDeletedid you ever see the slums of beverly hills? she looked good there too.
ReplyDeleteNever saw that. But I saw The Wrestler, and she looked great for her age in that.
ReplyDeletethe movie was depressing. and it brought rourkes career back from the dead.
ReplyDeletethat*
ReplyDeleteIt was a depressing story. Dude was dropping all that money on roids, pills and HGH and couldn't even pay his rent.
ReplyDeleteshe is thick... especially her thighs
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Astrid? Did you see France lost again today?
ReplyDeletewow.. France sucks.. they could only score one goal
ReplyDeleteI am just sad Mexico got to move on and not SA, and they had the same amount of points
ReplyDeleteThey do. South Africa still didn't move on though, that stinks.
ReplyDeleteIf it isn't Evil. Long time no see. Nice comment on the condom.
ReplyDeleteI will cheer on Ghana in the 16th.. I think they'll probably move on
ReplyDeleteI'm really looking forward to that U.S. game tomorrow. I'll be able to catch the first half, I might come in late depending on what the score is.
ReplyDeletesoccer is for faggets
ReplyDeleteIt would be funny if America and Mexico play against each other in the finals, and Mexico wins.. just to see Glenn Becks reaction
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o66SwDndUTU&feature=related
He will probably flip the fuck out, blabber on and on with steam pouring out his ears..
Would you cheer for the U.S. or Mexico Astrid?
ReplyDeleteCBT was around yesterday Evil, and RQ was around a few nights ago.
ReplyDeleteTX is being working and I don't know if she has internet access at her place, kinkyb!tch is probably reading a gamer magazine, and Drew's probably trying to put someone together.
ReplyDelete*busy* working
ReplyDeleteAmerica.. but if Mexico won, I think it would be entertaining to watch all the xenophobe crazies lose it
ReplyDeletehttp://online.wsj.com/article/SB123680101041299201.html
hahaha!!! evil is back!
ReplyDeleteI think most soccer is boring to watch Astrid, but I doubt that writer has watched the World Cup.
ReplyDeleteHe's just as full of love as ever Anonymous.
ReplyDeletehe must have went to a feelings and emotions seminar.
ReplyDeleteProbably. Hence his absence.
ReplyDeletedo you think they all hugged and cried at the seminar?
ReplyDeleteI wonder what that guy's favourite sport is..
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Evil did.
ReplyDeleteProbably baseball Astrid.
ReplyDeleteif jacking off is a sport, thats mine.
ReplyDeleteyou know whats funny is that everyone on here masturbates but nobody owns up to it.
ReplyDeleteI'm an All Star in that sport Anonymous. There's talk of me going to the Hall of Fame.
ReplyDeletei have earned the golden glove award in jacking off.
ReplyDeleteIt's a good feeling being a success at something.
ReplyDeleteI am not ashamed to admit I masturbate either.. I also sleep naked, because it's more comfortable
ReplyDeletei hate sleeping with clothes on. ugh.
ReplyDeleteabout how many times a week do you whack off, astrid?
ReplyDeletei jack off about twice a day.
ReplyDeleteIt's good exercise Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up TX?
ReplyDeleteShe's a project chick for sure EV.
ReplyDeletemy right arm looks like a bowling pin. i can splinter a small tree with little effort.
ReplyDeleteYou are like Popeye.
ReplyDeleteyeah, i would say kinda so.
ReplyDelete"TX said...
ReplyDeleteeww are u serious??? i bet her butthole smells"
not really, and that is funny, I bet it does. This is Drake's girlfriend.
Anyway, you are still the hottest to me TX
im not saying anything. im trying to be nice.
ReplyDeletewhat? My offer to babysit is gone then, Ozzy.
ReplyDeletehttp://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af208/joker8/john_yoko.jpg
ReplyDeleteis lindsay back?
ReplyDeleteSmooth Oz.
ReplyDeleteKB: what? you said if I wanted to go on a date
ReplyDeleteNice Yoko Ono/Lennon reference.
ReplyDeletewho is drake
ReplyDeletethat was code, stoopid.
ReplyDeleteDrake's a music artist.
ReplyDeleteYou calling me stoopid kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteNobody here is stupid, only people who like to pretend.
ReplyDeleteI love you Kasey. I want to get to know the entire two inches of your penis.
Nice try name jacker.
ReplyDeleteno, Wop is stoopid.
ReplyDeleteis it really only 2 inches, Spurs?
Forgive me. I didn't think you'd call me that lowly term. And yes it is. On a good day.
ReplyDeleteI am just effing with him, too.
ReplyDeleteIt is kinda funny to see how small shlongs are when not hard. Have you ever measured it? Don't lie.
Not with a measuring tape, no.
ReplyDeleteI have measured, never measured flaccid tho
ReplyDeleteI put a new post up.
ReplyDeletei think lindsay really has a crush on spurs.
ReplyDeleteAnd good for you Oz.
ReplyDeletewhat did you measure it with then, Spurs (dont say "her mouth" either).
ReplyDeleteWop-what is your number (in inches)?
No, I copied made a copy of your pic and slapped it up against your face kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteYou should greg blast her so she'll know Oz.
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteYou should greg blast her so she'll know Oz.
Haha yeah no, not drew-esque
Part of me finds it funny he would even do that.
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