Monday, June 28, 2010
'Hey Baby' Video Game Lets Women Kill Cat-Callers
Those are the lines I like to use. Maybe I should rethink my approach. Sure this game is pointless, the graphics suck and it's unrealistic (like a woman could shoot anything even at point blank range), but I figured this might bring up the topic of worst pick up lines ever used on any women here (assuming anyone has ever bothered hitting on any of you).
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Or maybe CBT can enlighten us as to the pickup lines he's used that really work.
ReplyDeletethe worst pick up lines I have heard... anything CBT says..
ReplyDeletelike I am going to want him if I meet him, I just don't know it yet... yea, fuck off. I hope I can play this game and shoot somebody with those lines..
That's funny Astrid.
ReplyDeleteI can honestly say I have no "pick up" lines.
ReplyDeleteWow, this game looks really stupid. There is no way it can be real.
ReplyDeleteI think it is. Has a website and everything. I take it some guys have used some cheesy pick up lines on you DG?
ReplyDeleteI used to receive really cheesy written letters when I was a flight attendant. I had a shoebox full of them. Then I got a jealous boyfriend and had to throw them away. Now I wish I would've just thrown the boyfriend away sooner so I would still have them. They were really funny.
ReplyDeleteYou mean guys on flights would write you letters while the plane was up in the air?
ReplyDeleteYes they would. I even had one guy mail a letter to the airport after I never called him after he gave me a business card.
ReplyDeleteDamn, that is too bad you don't have them anymore. I'm sure that was some funny shit.
ReplyDeleteI guess that's what guys do on long flights when they are bored.
ReplyDeleteYou ever have guys offer you money?
ReplyDeleteDorks do DG.
ReplyDeleteThe worst thing was the one guy I was seeing for my first 6 months living in az. We are still really good friends but we met on my last flight while I worked in Chicago. Instead of the standard "Flight attendant, prepare for take off" he would say "Can we please have our really hot flight attendant on here for your viewing pleasure to please take her seat."
ReplyDeleteEmbarassing.
I was a flight attendant not a stripper spurs. Why would they offer me money? Pretzels and soft drinks were free.
ReplyDeleteThat is embarassing. That you dated him.
ReplyDeleteYou know, a businessman flies into a city, looking for a cheap thrill. I figured some guy would have offered you some cash.
ReplyDeleteNo, he's cool. I'd marry him if he lived in Arizona.
ReplyDeleteThat's great. Why doesn't he move to AZ?
ReplyDeleteNo, it's not like we did one flight a day and called it a night. I did have alot of old rich business men that had to brag how much money they had in hopes to impress me. There were unaware of my attraction to broke assholes.
ReplyDeleteSucks for them.
ReplyDeleteHe wants to actually. But he just bought a house in Minnesota 6 months ago so he says he would like to rent it out and live here.
ReplyDeleteHe must be desperate.
ReplyDeleteI've dated plenty of rich guys though. But I have yet to date one with a real personality. That is why broke assholes are my thing.
ReplyDeleteIs Minnesota broke?
ReplyDeleteNo. Although he was when I met him. Now he is in his 3rd year at Delta so he is bringing in $10k a month and that will only continue to go up. He is afraid to spend it though because out of 12,500 pilots he is in the bottom 200 on seniority so if the economy keeps going down or we have another terrorist attack he will be the first to be laid off.
ReplyDeleteWell, when he gets fired after you two get married then you can be the breadwinner. Of course with the added pressure it will more than likely lead to divorce, but at least you'll be with a broke guy.
ReplyDeleteHe really was living in his parents basement when we first met. He was too embarassed to tell me that for awhile but I found out when I flew out there to meet his family.
ReplyDeleteHe lived in his parents' basement? You really are a bottom feeder aren't you?
ReplyDeletehaha...I knew the situation. First year pilots at a regional airline only make $18k their first year.
ReplyDeleteIt's like a Hollywood movie. Broke pilot meets tramp flight attendant. Blockbuster.
ReplyDeleteI met Aspen in his first year too. But Aspen keeps fucking up and switching airlines so he is always in his first year. But he has rich parents paying all of his bills. So I guess he is still doing ok.
ReplyDeleteYeah, sounds like he's doing great.
ReplyDelete3 years ago when he got hired at northwest he was only making $25k a year and was based back in MN so for the first few months he was back at his parents house. I really enjoyed making fun of him for that.
ReplyDeleteHey DG, the ice in my Dr. Pepper is melting. Can you get me a fresh glass and some of those peanuts? Thanks.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Aspen likes being a commercial pilot. I think he only looked at it in the 'glamorous' standpoint. He didn't think about delays, airline treating you like shit, making no money, etc.
ReplyDeleteYou really have to love what you do to make it in that job. I would do it in a second if someone would just give me $75k.
Well, that and if you had a pilot's license.
ReplyDeleteI think you should go back and fetch drinks, pillows and blankets for people. At least you wouldn't have to deal with a shitty boss.
ReplyDeleteThat's what the $75k was for dipshit. Flight school. So I would have a license.
ReplyDeleteWell that's not going to happen. Actually, maybe you could bang Minnesota a few more times and get him to cough it up for you.
ReplyDeleteI miss it. I know I made no money doing it but I really loved traveling and meeting so many different people.
ReplyDeleteI think you should go back and do it. Not because it makes you happy, but so I could fly on the plane and just take cheap shots at you and make you my drink and peanut slave.
ReplyDeleteMinnesota always said I could have free flight lessons. I just would have to pay for the fuel for the plane. It would cut the cost of school in half but I don't live in that state and I would have to fly around his schedule which is always crazy.
ReplyDeleteI would get you kicked off the flight.
ReplyDeleteCBT's pick up line is " little girl would you like some candy ? "
ReplyDeleteNo you wouldn't.
ReplyDeleteDamn Giggity Giggity, long time no see. How have you been man?
ReplyDeleteYes I would. I used get people removed from the plane.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, that sounds about right for CBT's go- to pickup line.
ReplyDeleteExcuse me Air Marshall. As long as you kept my drink full we wouldn't have a problem.
ReplyDeleteFlight attendants have more say than you think. If you don't listen to them or cause a problem we tell the captain, the captain always backs the flight attendants up, and bam....you are kicked off.
ReplyDeleteI stop in every once in awhile, just havn't post in a long time.
ReplyDeleteThat's really intimadating about the flight attendants power. I'd be shivering after I insulted you DG.
ReplyDeleteWe had a girl once keep taking her dog out of the cage and told her 6 times on a flight from LAX to PHX to put it back. The cage it was in shouldn't have even made it past security. She insisted her flight ended in phx. But no, she was continuing on to new york.
ReplyDeleteShe didn't make her connecting flight. Should've listened!
That's cool Giggity Giggity. I'm glad you decided to finally leave some comments again.
ReplyDeleteSo you had her kicked off the connecting flight or what?
ReplyDeleteI thought it was every guys fanatasy to hook up with a flight attendant?
ReplyDeleteShe made a later flight. But got in trouble for not following instructions. You don't want to fuck with the FAA. And she also had to buy a different cage from the airline.
ReplyDeleteI've had drunk people kicked off, people who took too much medication, and people who just kept giving crew a hard time.
When people make an ass out of themselves on the plane they are looked at as a safety hazard. We looked at it as if they are already causing problems what would happen if there was an emergency. Their stupidity could cause others harm in that situation.
What's up 2dirty4u?
ReplyDeleteI guess those people learned their lesson DG. You were like the Dirty Harry of the sky.
ReplyDeleteI think I would love to be a flight attendant. travel all over the place for free, meet rich men... I'm all about that.
ReplyDeleteYou should try it out. At least you'd be smart about it Skeets. DG was on the prowl for broke guys, at least you'd play it right.
ReplyDeleteWell she's looking for love... I've decided love is overrated, I just want someone to pay my bills. I still haven't talked to FMB... my next boyfriend is going to be rich, rich, rich! I'm tired of working all the time.
ReplyDeleteYou are going to be like Giraffe now Skeets. And I'm surprised FMB didn't call to apologize, even though he probably doesn't realize where he fucked up.
ReplyDeleteElfie, if you find a rich man, let me know if he has a younger sister.
ReplyDeleteIf 2dirty4u was a pilot, he's be banging all the subordinates. Trampy flight attendants, ticket ho's, baggage bitches, everyone.
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm actually pretty damn picky.
ReplyDeleteI stand corrected then 2dirty4u. I just thought it was like a power trip type thing you were into.
ReplyDelete2d4u has standards spurs. Not all guys have to just settle for just anything.
ReplyDeleteHe knew he wa being an asshole Sours, and he did send me a text asking what I was doing but I didn't answer... it was actually during the time that I was sleeping off my can of chelada haha.
ReplyDeleteThanks Dear Abby.
ReplyDeleteSo have you decided what to do Skeets? Are you going to end it with him?
ReplyDeleteBesides my mom doesn't like him... ok not that she doesn't like him but she doesn't like that he doesn't have money. She wants me to marry someone who has money that way when I am old and rich I don't have to worry about him trying to take my money.
ReplyDeleteAspen has a younger sister spurs. She always at the playboy mansion too so maybe she could get you in.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't FMB make more than you do Skeets?
ReplyDeleteWhat? Is this the end of FMB elfie?
ReplyDeleteSo Aspen's younger sister is a cheap tramp? Cool.
ReplyDeleteShe's a model or was a model or something but is always involved in all the playboy stuff. She has hung out with Ron Jeremy too. So maybe you could meet him and he can teach you a thing or two about finishing.
ReplyDeleteMaybe. I'd say maybe you could tag along, but you are too old now to go to the Playboy Mansion, even though their standards are pretty low.
ReplyDeleteDoes he make more than I do? Yeah but not by that much. I'm not talking about how much I make now, I mean in the future how much I will have... Blood money Sours, blood money.
ReplyDeleteI could've went last year actually.
ReplyDeleteYou have some plan hatched to pull of a caper Skeets? I seriously doubt it.
ReplyDeleteTo do what? Make sure the "bunnies" look good by standing next to them?
ReplyDeleteElfie is going to be rich one day and get a bunch of plastic surgery and never work.
ReplyDeleteI don't have any pick up lines either, unless "Nice evening, ain't it?" counts.
ReplyDeleteMore plastic surgery? What's she going to get? A lobotomy?
ReplyDeleteSure CBT. You are always mentioning some line you used before.
ReplyDeleteC'mon now spurs. If Aspen was going to invite me to the playboy mansion don't you think I have to have something going for the way I look?
ReplyDeleteShe is going to be RQ, Bullet.
ReplyDeleteI plan on getting some botox, maybe some fillers too but nothing major. I don't have any capers planned Sours but the money I will get will be upon the death of people I love, so that's why I called it blood money.
ReplyDeleteWe've already been throught the story with Aspen DG. He's looking to settle down, you're willing to go for just about anything, so of course he was going to invite you along.
ReplyDeleteHittin' on stews is like hittin' strippers. They've heard it all.
ReplyDeleteQuit stealing my lines DG.
ReplyDelete"Giggity Giggity said...
ReplyDeleteCBT's pick up line is " little girl would you like some candy ? "
GG's pick up line is, "Hey, nice ass, dude".
Actually Skeets I think it's called inheritance, unless you are evil, then it would be called blood money.
ReplyDeleteEwwwww I am NOT going to be RQ... that's a repulsive thought.
ReplyDeleteI was looking at a picture of Heidi yesterday. Do you think she feels her face at all? Or does she feel the swelling or do you think she gets used to it?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I don't have lines, occasionally I will try a canned meet and greet, though.
ReplyDeleteGood question. Can you imagine what she'll look like in 10 years? Hell, maybe even five.
ReplyDeleteWell, how did you approach that white trash chick you banged on Saturday night?
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of that skank, has she tried contacting you CBT?
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteC'mon now spurs. If Aspen was going to invite me to the playboy mansion don't you think I have to have something going for the way I look?"
She's got a point. Anybody see how beat the chicks in Playboy are now?
What did I miss? CBT wrote another story?
ReplyDeleteYeah dude, I was being facetious. If you think about it though, it is pretty sad. I mean you become rich after someone dies... I'd rather them live than die and I get the money. That's why I just need a rich boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteEverytime I see pics of the playboy mansion all the girls look so desperate for attention. It's kind of sad.
ReplyDeleteOh, so you're being facetious now? Good one Skeets. I'm sure you can nab a rich man.
ReplyDeleteYou'd fit in well DG.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'll play along CBT. How quickly did you take her from the bar back to her trailer?
ReplyDeleteIn a trailer? That's living big in Arkansas.
ReplyDeleteDG, I fucked a semi cute chubby chick sometime around dawn Sunday AM. She was really cute around 1AM and after some shots of Patron.
ReplyDeleteI waited til the place closed at 4, just to see if anything better came along.
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN said...
ReplyDelete"Oh, so you're being facetious now?"
This is all I haev to say (fast forward to 0.21 secs)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Elr5K2Vuo
Spurs, nobody from Texas can make fun of Trailer livin'.
ReplyDeleteThat's easy spurs. He ripped a $5 bill in half and said let's go little cousin.
ReplyDeleteThey can if they don't live in a trailer.
ReplyDeleteDG, like I said earlier. I never have to pay for it in a C&W club.
ReplyDeleteI went to c&w bar once in oklahoma city. That dancing gets really confusing the more you drink.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. I've only been to a couple of C&W clubs in my life, and I have to say, it is pretty damn easy to hook up.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you think that is 2D4U? Are C&W chicks more bottom of the barrel or?
ReplyDeleteThose dances do get more confusing the drunker you get... too much counting and ish. I hate line dances whether they are country or like the cha-cha slide.
Good one Skeets.
ReplyDelete"That's easy spurs. He ripped a $5 bill in half and said let's go little cousin."
ReplyDeleteThat's funny DG.
And yeah, I agree. I don't live in a trailer, so that means I can give your new sugar baby a hard time.
ReplyDeleteOf course I just can't get past the stupid clothing. Kinda funny. The line dancing cracks me up as well.
ReplyDeleteSince we always had a motorhome or trailer while I was growing up I remember being jealous because if I lived in a trailer it would be like I was camping all the time.
ReplyDeleteYep, the clothes are what is the biggest turn off at those joints. And the line dancing is a joke too.
ReplyDeleteThe funniest thing I noticed is the guys waddle, and not walk because their wranglers are so tight.
ReplyDeleteYeah, guys with camel toe turns you on DG, admit it.
ReplyDeleteIt does 2d4u. This is actually my background pic on my computer:
ReplyDeletehttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/11/Frontal_wedgie_(cameltoe)_of_a_male.jpg
I need to get some Adidas gear like that. A real tight shirt too.
ReplyDeleteThe grossest part is when you can tell which side they customarily put their penis on... it's all worn out like the spot where guys put their wallet in their back pocket.
ReplyDelete<------ This little puppy is 6 weeks old and only 10 oz. I love her and want to keep her!
ReplyDeleteGood you notice that Skeets.
ReplyDeleteIs that another of your brother's dogs DG?
ReplyDeleteYou are right Elfie. The sad part is they think we are impressed by it.
ReplyDeletel
ReplyDeleteYeah. They are really small. About the size of a hamster. They are projected to weigh only 2 lbs full grown. They don't even look real. They remind me of one of those small mechanical dogs you can find in the toy section.
ReplyDeleteIt does look like a mechanical dog. How much is he selling them for?
ReplyDeleteThey are trying for $1800 since they are so tiny. But they are keeping them for another 6 weeks.
ReplyDelete"Elfie said...
ReplyDeleteWhy do you think that is 2D4U? Are C&W chicks more bottom of the barrel or?"
Cowgirls like to fuck and they're not all that shy about it.
Damn, $1800? How many do they have?
ReplyDeleteThey have 3. But one is a girl so I think they are selling her for more.
ReplyDeleteDogs that small break easy. S
ReplyDeleteGood money for some dogs.
ReplyDelete"2dirty4u said...
ReplyDeleteOf course I just can't get past the stupid clothing."
I'm sure your clothing looks just as stupid to us.
That actually made me laugh CBT.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I'm in the process of recycling a past sugarbaby.
ReplyDeleteAnd Spurs I saw the pics from when you went to the dirty party to stalk Jaden Solo. Wardrobe choice should be a topic you aren't allowed to comment on.
You're right. Maybe I should get some Wranglers and a denim shirt.
ReplyDeleteI'm getting this picture of Spurs in a wolf shirt now.
ReplyDeleteOkay John Connor.
ReplyDeleteDenim on denim woulda looked better than the shirt you had on.
ReplyDeleteWhat part of Arkansas are you from CBT?
ReplyDeleteI'd love to get a wolf shirt 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteDo you have the pic posted here Spurs?
ReplyDelete2d4u, only hippies wear that wolf shit. We like hippies about as much as Eric Cartman does.
ReplyDeleteHow does the future belong to you cbt?
ReplyDeleteNo, I don't 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteNorth Central 2dirty. Between Lake Norfork and Bull Shoals Lake.
ReplyDeleteWill there be a time when all of mankind will be forced to wear jeans 10 sizes too small, wear button up shirts with designs on them, and have a string of hay hanging out of our mouths?
ReplyDeleteso you are close to the Ozarks?
ReplyDeleteYes DG, and we will be forced to go along or die.
ReplyDeleteDG, our society is on the verge of implosion. City dwellers cannot feed themselves. Y'all live on produce and meat that people like me grow and raise. I do hope society doesn't implode until after I die, I do enjoy my creature comforts.
ReplyDelete2dirty I'm in the motherfuckin' heart of the Ozarks. Dead center.
ReplyDeleteCBT, you are on the verge of a prescription of Prozac.
ReplyDelete"Will there be a time when all of mankind will be forced to wear jeans 10 sizes too small, wear button up shirts with designs on them, and have a string of hay hanging out of our mouths?"
ReplyDeleteNaw, y'all go ahead and wear jeans that are 10 sizes too big, Affliction shirts and guyliner.
DG, I have no need for prozac. Aren't you one of the ambien girls?
ReplyDeleteOr institutionalized DG.
ReplyDeleteI think only guys your age wear affliction shirts, cbt. It makes them feel young again.
ReplyDeleteShe is CBT. She's also been eating pain pills.
ReplyDeleteLater y'all. I need a beer and a burger. DG, go on and get supper ready for your man...oh wait, never mind.
ReplyDeleteI haven't taken my ambien in awhile. But I took it for insomnia not because I thought the world was going to implode.
ReplyDeleteLater on CBT.
ReplyDeleteWhat does cbt think? All forms of transportation will end so the transfer of meat and vegtables will not exist?
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure how he thinks the end is going to go down DG.
ReplyDeleteWhatever it is, he'll be front and center giving speeches.
ReplyDeleteI suspect CBT has some major symptoms of a Paranoid Schizophrenic.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure I'd go that far with that diagnosis.
ReplyDeleteNow if he was delusional too he would definitely be diagnosed with schizophrenia.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah!!! He is!!!
Where's AZ Anonymous been? Haven't seen him around for a couple of days.
ReplyDeleteHere is a symtom:
ReplyDeleteDelusions. In paranoid schizophrenia, delusions are often focused on the perception that you're being singled out for harm. Your brain misinterprets experiences and you hold on to these false beliefs despite evidence to the contrary. For instance, you may believe that the government is monitoring every move you make or that a co-worker is poisoning your lunch. You may also have delusions of grandeur — the belief that you can fly, that you're famous or that you have a relationship with a famous person, for example. Delusions can result in aggression or violence if you believe you must act in self-defense against those who want to harm you.
*symptom*
ReplyDeleteDamn, maybe CBT is a schizo.
ReplyDeleteI killed him.
ReplyDeleteI bet cbt thinks he can fly.
ReplyDeleteYou killed him? That's not cool.
ReplyDeleteHe probably does.
ReplyDeleteWhatever. That's just one person. It's not like I killed dozens.
ReplyDeleteYou should go to Arkansas and test out CBT. See who would win.
ReplyDeleteI'm just kidding. If he is dead, I was not the killer.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he forgot to pay his internet bill.
What's the test? Idk what you are talking about.
ReplyDeleteWell, he's a known killer. And a hell of a sharpshooter. Oh, and I posted something new.
ReplyDeleteCBT said...
ReplyDeleteSpurs, not white trash, just a country girl. She approached me. I tell you I rule in a Southern C&W joint.
You don't rule anywhere.. You're just in a room full of fat, desperate chicks
CBT likes when you rip on him Astrid.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, CBT may rule in his local C&W joint but the girls choices are slim. its either him or the guys with missing and buck teeth and tobacco stains on their chin.
ReplyDeleteand being a lezbo is out because their cooch is so stinky it runs off the possums
I'd say you nailed it Giggity Giggity.
ReplyDelete