Saturday, June 26, 2010

Oz turns 30



Just wanted to wish Oz a Happy Birthday. He avoided being a statistic growing up on the streets, and that's good. I'm referring to him dying, not going to prison, because he nailed that one. Sure this picture is his future in less than 10 years, and that will inevitably lead to a lethal heart attack, but let's cheer he's made it to 30.

464 comments:

  1. Happy birthday my e-love!

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  2. haha... that picture is so funny..

    Happy Birthday Wop!

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  3. I was watching the game. The US played great at the end.. those bastards were pretending they were hurt and falling down

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  4. I never really cared much about soccer, I don't care now either and refuse to jump on the bandwagon. All of a sudden everyone is watching soccer and no one gave two craps before (except you Astrid, you talked about before it was cool you trendsetter, you!) I havent watched a single moment. haha

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  5. yea.. lol.. I got a lot of people watching soccer here. Even EV and Drew watched a game..

    .. but 2dirty also liked it before

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  6. No I mean like people I know outside of this site... everyone is talking about it on faebook and ish. None of them liked it before... so stupid.

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  7. that is kind of stupid, but if they really are getting into the sport for the first time and not doing it to be cool... then that's ok with me

    but it's interesting that so many people are getting into now, and not four years ago... what changed?

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  8. so your kids are out on summer break, right.. lol.. how is that going?

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  9. Yeah they are out, they go to a summer day camp during the week. They swim 3 days a week and go on field trips the other days. THey are having a lot of fun.

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  10. I thought that was cheap too Astrid (the players falling down).

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  11. Hey Skeets, I always watch the World Cup. Well, since 1998.

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  12. Well good for you kid, I have never watched it, nor have I noticed so many people being interested in it. My kids played soccer one year, which pretty much consisted of my son laying in the grass looking at the clouds haha. That's the extent of my soccer watching.

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  13. parrott. Are you one of those annoying people who mouths other people's words as they are saying them? THAT IS SO ANNOYING!

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  14. No, I just thought your first line was so great I wanted to try it out myself.

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  15. It was pretty great, wasn't it?

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  16. Probably the best sentence I've ever read.

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  17. Seriously. I mean considering who it came from it's only obvious it would be, all the things that this person says are sparkling gems of knowledge and gold nuggets of wit and humor.

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  18. Of course. Anyone who thinks otherwise is an idiot.

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  19. Read this story about a murder here a few weeks ago.

    http://tucsoncitizen.com/dead/2010/06/14/killed-waiting-for-christian-business-group-thomas-piazza-39/comment-page-1/

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  20. Damn, that's messed up. I felt really bad until I read he might have scammed some people. Still, that sucks he was shot.

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  21. How ridiculous is it that his killer rode away on a bicycle, a BICYCLE?! and that this was not his first but his second time being shot by an assailant on a bike. WHAT?! Someone had it out for his ass. I worked in the mortgage industry during that time and yes his firm had a reputation for deceptive practices, but his firm was only one of many with that reputation.

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  22. Exactly, shooting a guy and riding off on a bike doesn't seem like the best move, but he's gotten away with it so far.

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  23. lol.. have you guys seen this video

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUa6pcMOLEM&feature=fvw

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  24. I thought Pressure had some good moves.. I was jealous of that table..

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  25. Were they supposed to be gang banging some chick? That was just awful.

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  26. I don't know if they were gang banging a chick or trying to show off their sex moves...

    They have another video.. it's more tasteful and there is a little white boy in it

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw5Z_8qwlBk&feature=related

    I think it's funny because it is so ridiculous

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  27. Have a good time Skeets. Feel free to model lingerie and send me some pics.

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  28. That's just awful. I bet you want those guys, don't you Astrid?

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  29. yea they is sexy

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  30. Good luck to you. You should make a video for them.

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  31. Astrid, I need to run down the road. I'll be back in a little bit.

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  32. You should think of what you can do to look as cool as those clowns in a video.

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  33. What's up freaks?

    Happy Birthday, Wopness.

    Here's some fucked up shit that happened in North Little Rock last Christmas.

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/12/25/arkansas.salvation.army.slaying/index.html

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  34. were the guys caught for that cbt?

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  35. Yeah, sort of. One was killed in a shootout during an unrelated crime, the other, Laquan Fitzpatrick goes on trial the end of this month. His grandmother used to work with me at the bank.

    http://www.katv.com/news/stories/0310/720488.html

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  36. Oz looks alot better with a beard.

    Happy birthday!

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  37. ...in front of his kids, too.

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  38. Wop will someday look like Dom Delouise.

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  39. bout time I get this to work.

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  40. That's pretty messed up to kill someone who works at the Salvation Army.

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  41. And yes, Oz is Dom DeLuise in the future.

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  42. EV:

    You referring to getting the site to work on your phone?

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  43. yeah. It's still kind of glitch, but it works.

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  44. Cool. So what are you up to tonight?

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  45. Not sure yet. I'll probably watch a movie.

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  46. If you haven't picked one, check out Casino.

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  47. What are you going to do to work it off Skeets?

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  48. I'm pretty much stuck at my house. One of my strut mounts collapsed so II need a jack before I can drive it.

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  49. Nice rainbow on your hand Skeets.

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  50. Good answer. I really was just wondering how you'd answer.

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  51. haha leave my nails alone.... just watch it's going to be come all the rave. I am trendsetter you fool.

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  52. Feel sorry for the people who decide to follow that trend. Ah, they'd be blind anyway, so no big deal.

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  53. Actually I'll probably just stop eating super nachos and chips and salsa so much.

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  54. Might have just been a weak mold. I'm calling the place tomorrow to see if they'll replace it since it only has 2k miles on it.

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  55. iI shouldn't need an alignment so that's cool. Hopefully they'll just send another_ cause I can drive on it just need to tighten the strut to the brace.

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  56. So how's the roach problem been?

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  57. Good. I haven't seen one since that night.

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  58. What's going on Pam? I've been good, thanks for asking. You?

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  59. I am doing great, on vacation in Santa Barbra with my boyfriend, just relaxing =) so nice here! how has life been for you >? I was thinking of you the other day and missed ya!

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  60. Happy Bday You Old Fart :)

    Elfie, I want something to eat?!?!? lol

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  61. Happy birthday Oz, not sure who that is though xoox <3

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  62. Thank you. That was nice you are thinking of me. So how are things going with your boyfriend? And how is your career going? Any big news?

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  63. What's up TX? I thought you were going out tonight?

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  64. My career is about over gladly. I am still working for webcams, but going on interviews to become retail management again and happy to do so =). My boyfriend and I are doing good, we are getting a place without roomates if everything goes good on the first and I couldnt be happier =) We are great, I am glad to have found him, he is only a few years older than me so its not for money or anything other than each others companionship. I love living in the mountains too, Vegas was eating me alive
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    hows your life? any thing wierd happen ?

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  65. Damn Pam, that's great your getting out of that industry. And it's good you got out of Vegas.

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  66. So what made you decide to vacation in Santa Barbara?

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  67. Yea I was going out tonight, but sometimes ex's decide to be buttholes and ruin birthday weekends. So in other words, I am staying in.

    Got my XX Equis....watching G.I. Joe

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  68. Pammy, wazzzuuppppppppppp

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  69. Bummer. Well, there are reasons for everything. Maybe the club will get shot up, and you avoided it.

    So how's GI Joe?

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  70. Thanks, I will not say I was strong enough to do it on my own my boyfriend really helped so much. He is such a blessing I hope to hold onto =). I am glad as well, Vegas was ruining me. I made so many mistakes, and its funny because I remember everyone on here telling me not to go on vacay to vegas was so right.. weird weird. It is sad I did photoshoots involving dirty things, but I am only human. I will be 22 this year, I can only think about growing up and having children soon =)its great

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  71. No problem Pam, I am glad you have decided to leave that behind. And does your boyfriend live in Santa Monica?

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  72. Hey jen baby - I have missed you! email me on FB I def. nweed more girlfriends in my life right now! And me and my boyfriend are living in a small city in Lake Tahoe =)so beautiful! I am a outdoorsy girl now, I always had been so its nice to go back to my happy place lol

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  73. Yes Pam, Tis I :)

    Spurs, I hope it doesnt get shot up lol, my room-mate still went.
    I've seen G.I. Joe a few times, it is really good.

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  74. Oh, Lake Tahoe. That's nice Pam.

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  75. Yeah, let's hope it doesn't get shot up.

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  76. TX:

    I didn't e-mail (|)Pixie(|) on Friday, but I will on Monday. I'll let you know what she writes when I tell her to quit lying to people.

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  77. paisano, plaid is not your pattern. try a paisley print. it hides mens curves...i mean exaggerated lines better.

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  78. dg, thanks for last night.....it was poetry in motion. youre wonderful.

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  79. spurs, have you ever met a woman that has.....just made you feel like youve finally found love with life?

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  80. that somewhat is what dg is for me. shes the butter on my baked potato.

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  81. That's a good analogy Anonymous.

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  82. hey brotha....you cant have one without the other.

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  83. "Anonymous said...
    that somewhat is what dg is for me. shes the butter on my baked potato."

    Do whut?

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  84. What's up CBT? You're up kind of late.

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  85. yeah man....it is what it is.

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  86. Anon,

    Next time just knock on my door instead of staring through my windows.

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  87. Anon is quoting Married with Children? :)

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  88. dg, it adds lubrication to the fun to peek.

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  89. huh? wtf are you talking about jenn?

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  90. jenn, whats your email addy? i will send my 'myspace mirror model' pic.

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  91. Dude, "You can't have one without the other"..."Love and Marriage, Love and Marriage" :) It's the Married with Children song....

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  92. thats frank...ol blue eyes....email addy. now! and dont fall in love either.

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  93. Spurs, should I give him my email addy? Or is he just going to send a pic of that guy from Seinfield???

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  94. Are you coming back over tonight? I left a bottle of lotion and kleenex outside just in case.

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  95. either you want it or you dont. dg isnt around so im ripe and ready to have another lover in another area code.

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  96. Up to you TX. But yeah, why not?

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  97. TX: Proceed with caution.

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  98. he won't send you his pic

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  99. why you say that ass-red?

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  100. tx... he will just send you a pic of his turtle head.. don't do it

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  101. I told her to proceed with caution because I will have to beat her up if she messes with you. Why so sensitive? What else would I ever be referring to?

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  102. dg, i think you might be a territorial kinda broad. no rings, no strings.

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  103. You already gave me one. You told me it was your great great great great great great grandmother's sister's cousins aunt's ring.

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  104. oh yeah....that nail that they used to build the outhouse...i forgot.

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  105. It is. Especially considering anon is 67 yrs old.

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  106. You send me your myspace link, and i'll consider the email addy....

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  107. That's worth some money DG, I'd sell it.

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  108. yea anon.. why can't you buy the love of your life a new ring, not a used one?

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  109. uh....65. thank you very little.

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  110. TX, myspace is so 2005. People still actually use theirs?

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  111. i dont have a myspace. thats high school.

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  112. Yeah anon. What happened to me being your butter? I'm gonna cry.

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  113. TX, if you want something to eat you'll have to talk to my 11 yr old, but she's already gone to sleep tonight.

    I went to eat at this place tonight that I usually love but everything was wrong... I sent it allllllllllllllll back, except for the appetizer and my kids' nachos.

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  114. I don't use myspace anymore, but I still have one- you referred to your picture as "myspace mirror pic".....I call Bullshit once again....

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  115. theres butter and theres chives.....you can eat without chives, but not butter.

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  116. anon used to be a myspace model.

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  117. That's awesome Anonymous. You're famous.

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  118. i was about to be....

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  119. haha myspace model.

    Sours... the salad was wilted and the drink tasted like water. I wasn't paying $12 for a wilted ass salad, nope.

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  120. I am so tired tonight. I cannot move off this chair to eat even though I'm hungry.

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  121. And now a baked potato with butter is what I am craving.

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  122. something about model mayhem. the lawsuit says i cant talk about it.

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  123. dg, i have duck butter....interested?

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  124. So did you end up paying anything for your meal Skeets?

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  125. elfie, i dont like you making fun of me. drop it...thanks.

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  126. You are anonymous. Nobody will know who you are.

    Well, unless they are anonymous.

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  127. uh...hello...anon! nobody uses this name! helllooooo!!!! earth to dufus! are you there?

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  128. LOL.....I'm laughing at my own comment. I am so damn funny even sometimes I amaze myself.

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  129. anyway, miss texas...are ou gonna chickenshit out?

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  130. I feel on the floor convulsing from laughing so hard at that one.

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  131. dg...i am laughing so hard im about to peel out in my granny panties.

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  132. spurs, you must have that talk2type program like me. so whenever dg lays a bomb on us like that i can just talk out my comment.

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  133. Whatever you gay ass motherfuckers. Why don't the two of you exchange more of your modeling mirror pics?

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  134. You have that? That's awesome. I do need to get that program.

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  135. dg, are you breaking up with me?

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  136. No. There are going to be ups and downs. It will make us stronger in the end.

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  137. yeah spurs, i have a mic clipped to my lapel so i can roll on the floor laughing my ass off and still comment. 2 words bro-ham...fucking awesome.

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  138. I still paid $30 for my kids' food, my appetizer and drinks.

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  139. What's the name of that program Anonymous? I forgot.

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  140. elfie...are you gonna say youre sorry? thats the adult thing to do.

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  141. Did you leave a decent tip Skeets?

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  142. talk2type. its made for the handi-crapped but i find it useful.

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  143. Stop talking about food!!!! I'm hungry. I would settle for that shriveled up $12 salad right now if it would be hand delivered.

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  144. But I'm not sorry Anon, I'm jealous... I always wanted to be a myspace model but I never could hack it.

    I left her 20% of the original bill.

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  145. I saw a commercial for it where some guy got it for his dad so he could talk about WWII. Weren't actors I'm sure.

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  146. CBT was in the commercial?

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  147. I'm sorry DG, I am also still hungry, after they took the salad back it was late and my son was falling asleep at the table so I didnt get anything else.

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  148. no dg...he said ww2...not the revolution.

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  149. I wonder if cbt still runs through the forest with those things on his back. I can't remember what he called them.

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  150. i think i just may make some cheesecake tomorrow.

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  151. dg, they are called victims.

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  152. but he says rucksacks for legal terms.

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  153. I think you should send some my way. Do you need my address?

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  154. I was referring to the cheesecake and not the victims.

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  155. no. i already have it. want me to post it here to make sure i have the right one?

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  156. is it 1313 mockingbird lane, paradise valley,az?

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  157. No. That is yours. I don't live there. I told you I wasn't ready for that kind of commitment.

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  158. once again...thank you talk2type....dg landed a bomb.

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  159. Rules anon, rules! When one breaks rules there will be consequences.

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  160. what do you speak of? i broke no rules........M'LADY!

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  161. Remember ZOLTRON. Just remember...

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  162. M'LADY? That means it's serious.

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  163. its voltron.....douche.

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  164. oops.....that was a typo. I swear!

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  165. 200....congrats!

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  166. that fairy twink

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  167. I have special powers. 200 spot is always mine.

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  168. kinda like standing in line at the free clinic?

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  169. penicillin, who needs penicillin?

    dg: double dose, please?

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  170. I thought Anon was your boyfriend? Why's he being mean?

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