Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Jon Gosselin Dragon Man


 "I have planned this tattoo for years now," Jon told RadarOnline. "I wanted something that resembled a rebirth or a change in me." He selected a Korean dragon because it's a symbol of rebirth and the circle of life. "The dragon is all encompassing. It has all parts of the zodiac," he said.

That dragon looks disabled. The bird tattoo that looks like a lotion dispenser on CBT is more intimidating than that thing.

391 comments:

  1. That ying yang sun tat is pretty gangsta tho

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  2. Indeed Oz. That "todd" in the background is fitting for that dragon.

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  3. Is that the ying yang? It's the first time I've ever seen that. That's original.

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  4. His body just attracts the ladies Im sure

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  5. No doubt. Those ladies aren't into him for the attention, it's his ripped physique.

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  6. He makes fat drew look like "the situation"

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  7. That's funny. Drew is going to be happy to be compared to a Italian, being he likes to pretend he's one.

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  8. Is it just me, or does that dragons head look like the animal from the muppets

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  9. I wonder if that paper the "dragon" holding is a copy of his child support order

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  10. It does look like a muppet. And that's funny about the child support order.

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  11. I read the whole article on this yesterday and not only does he have his 8 kids names on there he has a ninth name with the date 4/8/10 by it. It's the name Erin and so happens to be 23.

    So do you think Erin left CBT for Jon?

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  12. Makes sense. After the radio show fell through, she knew that she wouldn't be in any magazines any time soon.

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  13. But seriously, who in the hell would want to get with Jon Gosselin?

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  14. Good question. You'd really have to be a big time famewhore.

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  15. This guy is so obsessed with promoting ed hardy that he just tattooed one of their designs on his back.

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  16. But he is not even that famous. Nobody will remember him a couple years from now.

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  17. I think they will. As long as Kate's in the news, he'll be in the news. Z List news but still, they'll both be mentioned. And then later on if those daughters get hot, they'll get their 15 again.

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  18. Those daughters will not be hot, gross spurs. Have you seen their parents.

    BTW CBT soap dispenser tattoo... funny

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  19. You haven't been around great looking women and seen their mom and thought, "How did that happen?" So for her age and popping out 8 kids, Kate's not bad. So even with Jon's rancid genes, they'll be good looking.

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  20. I don't think Kate looks that bad either but she had surgery to help after popping out 8 kids. But Jon looks like he has down syndrome so it's not going to be easy for them.

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  21. You have a point there DG. The surgeries have helped I'm sure.

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  22. In one episode she shows her belly to show how bad she needed to be fixed. It was nasty.

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  23. That episode was nasty.

    WHy does the banner on the right of the dragon resemble the shaft of a penis? Is it just me... am I a pervert?

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  24. And dragon looks like he is lethargic and dry heaving...

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  25. And the dragon does look like it's dry heaving.

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  26. It's probably gagging on the tip of that veiny penis below it... ahhh I get it. The dragon is Kate and the penis that has had it's head bitten off is symbolism for Jon being demasculated in every single episode of "Jon and Kate Plus 8"

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  27. Kate's a bitch. Drew should fuck her. That'll teach her a lesson.

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  28. I never watched that show, so I can't say who was the biggest ass, her or Jon.

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  29. She was a cunt. I would have cheated on her as well.

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  30. Whats up slunnnties?? Jon Gosselin what a moron.

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  31. I agree she's a total cunt. Jon however was a idiot in the way he left the situation. Guy pissed off TLC who made him and now he's broke as hell..getting ed hard Tat's..While that cunt Kate is raking in the money

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  32. He'll probably end up with his own reality show one day if he keeps f'ing up.

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  33. Not much Spurz.. Do you think the Spurs will make a play for Dirk.. You know just to say a big Fuck You to Cuban over there in Dallas.

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  34. whats up Spurs? Or is it Spursy now? Can't remember what you decided.

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  35. No, they have no money available for him Fl Anonymous.

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  36. I'll go with Spurs 2dirty4u, thanks.

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  37. Yeah that fat basterd will probably get his own show.. He's probably making a play for that with the whole "rebirth" tat and blah blah blah. I just hope hoooooman doesnt get a show.... With his marry Lamas scheme bullshit

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  38. Spurs, I noticed we have alot of Mexican chics here with kids that have never been married. Met 4 in one night at a bar. Thought that seemed a bit high, especially in a small bar.

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  39. 2dirty4u, that scenario is rampant. Like flies.

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  40. I prefer the ones that are divorced. They tend to be a bit more desperate, and more willing to please! =)

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  41. that being said, that is exactly how I ended up having to get an attorney to get rid of one......so I guess pic your battles...

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  42. Anon, you watch Hannity as well?

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  43. I guess you do pick your battles. And I like your theory on divorced women 2dirty4u.

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  44. Mexican chics with kids who have never been married.... Never.. haha

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  45. Yeah I watch Hannity. His show is pretty good.

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  46. Actually, Spurs have you driven to Dallas in a while?

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  47. No I haven't. Are you thinking of going there or what?

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  48. Hell no, that trip a week ago damn near killed me. But, on the drive back, about an hour outside of Dallas, they have another billboard with George Bush and the "miss me yet". Also said something like "how are we enjoying all that change"

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  49. That's right, you just went. I didn't know there was a Bush billboard on the way back. It wasn't there the last time I went.

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  50. Was actually funnier than the first one that popped in Minnesota

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  51. I thought about turning around to go take a picture, but I was 2 damn hungover.

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  52. Ha, I just saw some guy driving around the other day with the GW "miss me yet" bumper sticker.

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  53. Yeah Beck's out there for sure. Dude's lost his mind.

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  54. You miss Colmes on Hannity Fl Anonymous?

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  55. So you find a place yet 2dirty4u?

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  56. I think so. Going downtown to look at a high rise I found today. Looks pretty nice.

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  57. Yeah I miss the banter they had. Colmes couldnt handle it so he bailed.

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  58. Yeah, I'm not an Obama fan, but I surely don't miss Bush yet.

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  59. Astrid just stop.. You don't know what you're talking about. Stick with the Twilight movies.

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  60. I'm sure many are saying the same thing about Obama about now. It's a never ending cycle Astrid.

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  61. That's good 2dirty4u. You should like being downtown.

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  62. I guess that's the highlight of Bush's terms.

    "Hey guys, wasn't I better than this moron?"

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  63. Jeb Bush in 2012.. Believe that..

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  64. Twilight movies? Good one Fl Anonymous.

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  65. And yeah, I thought when Colmes was there the show was better.

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  66. I agree it's a never ending cycle... libs called Bush Hitler and conservs are doing it to Obama..

    I know it's a lot of the same stuff.. but Bush is a neocon.. There are better Republicans to say you miss and to vote for than the neocons

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  67. What are these links over here --> Spurs? You getting paid for these? If so, you need to put a "mail order bride" over here for CBT

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  68. You're right about Bush not helping the Republican party Astrid. But Obama and the crew in Congress have toasted the Democrats in this next election.

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  69. No, I'm not getting paid for those 2dirty4u. I wish. Those are just exchanged links. The more sites that link to you, the higher your ranking in the search engines can be.

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  70. I don't think you can say he's toasted the dems. Not after Bush was reelected.

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  71. You need to put Astrids movie download site over there for her. What was it again Astrid? www.newsfilter.org =)

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  72. I'm not saying Obama can't win in 2012, but in November the Dems will be drilled. Not in CA, IL, New York, but in a lot of states.

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  73. I'm reading an article about how to make a girl "squirt"... interesting stuff. Anyone have experience with this they would like to share?

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  74. What were the instructions to pull that move off Skeets?

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  75. since I am going to make a video for you guys.. 2dirty, you and spurs should make one for me

    I'd really like something like this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUa6pcMOLEM&feature=fvw

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  76. http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_150/184_love_tip.html


    THanks 2D4U! That was posted during my drunkeness last night

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  77. Bush wasn't Pro-America. Maybe his guise, not his sentiment.

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  78. elfie.. i have read those articles too

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  79. I don't know Elfie. If had a girl piss on my while I was down there, I would probably puke on her. I guess as long as we don't get mad at each other it's ok?

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  80. al Qaeda meat is as dark as I go.. right spurs.. lol

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  81. I think that vid is funny.. that's the only reason I posted it

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  82. how did jon pay for this tat? unless it was some scratcher doing it for practice.

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  83. It's not pee 2D4U... it's odorless and scent-free

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  84. That's right Astrid. You're in love with Al-Qaeda.

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  85. Astrid, hows that pole dancing coming?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbD-r7Pe0tQ

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  86. What's up AZ Anonymous? How have you been man?

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  87. doing pretty alright. just out drinking and doing the good ol drunk dialing. good times? nope.

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  88. That second couple in that video looked like CBT.

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  89. oh yeah. booze makes you do funny things.

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  90. That first part where the chicks were fighting was funny.

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  91. W was and is Pro American. Hussein,,, not so much..

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  92. no that chick is to cute for cbt

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  93. I guess I should go back to homework and write this story..

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  94. nah Astrid, you have all night.

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  95. You should change the topic Astrid and make it about making women squirt. Or terrorism, since you seem to like it.

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  96. I am tired already.. it's going on 10 pm here

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  97. yea... Ahmadinejad making me squirt.. Dear Playboy

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  98. Maybe you can get an interview on Al-Jazeera when you finish your paper.

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  99. "Rescue Me" premier right now bitchs FX channel. Season 6. Dennis Leary bitches.. Later fuckers.

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  100. islam? oh man...thats a religion of peace and tolerance. check for yourself:

    http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2010/06/29/reza.pakistan.rape.victim.cnn

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  101. Later on Fl Anonymous. Enjoy your show.

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  102. Never cared for Dennis Leary.

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  103. They should stone that chick Anonymous.

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  104. Cause your gay Eazy V. Dennis Leary is funny as shit!

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  105. yeah. whats her problem getting raped? that dumbass! maybe it was because she was wearing a provocative burkha?

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  106. I think that's what it was. Just showing off.

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  107. Leary is a hack and a ripoff.

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  108. i bet you could have almost seen the top of her foot! she was dressing like a slut!

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  109. Well if that's the case EV, that's why Drew likes him.

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  110. Yeah, it's definitely a good fit.

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  111. Do you also like Mencia too, Drew?

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  112. Still on your diet Drew? That's good.

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  113. drew isnt on a diet...hes just not scamming enough people to make mashed potatoes.

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  114. mencia is german isnt he?

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  115. No, he's Italian. Like Drew is.

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  116. The Ref was a great movie especially a classic around Christmas

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  117. diet = secret code for broke.

    mencia is about as chinese as drew is italian.

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  118. Mencia is part hack part thief. He mates the two well.

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  119. I come here nightly for my daily abuse

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  120. I do have to say that's good you've stuck with your diet.

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  121. hey drew, i found you something that might help you on your 'diet':

    http://www.amazon.com/Ways-Make-Ramen-Noodles-Cookbook/dp/0962633526

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  122. I'm not doing so good Spurs. There's a box of Entimen's chocolate donuts staring me down. I'm weak!

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  123. chocolate covered ramens? maybe you already have that cookbook?

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  124. drew likes chocolate starfish....whatever that is.

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  125. I'm eating cinnamon toast. Really good cinnamon toast.

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  126. CBT, If I may, let me explain my current thoughts

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  127. No, that's herpes CBT. You've just had it since you were young.

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  128. hahaha...good one, spurs.

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  129. Spurs, at least I've actually seen a vagina.

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  130. cbt, they have to be alive to count.

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  131. Okay CBT. How many times you going to use that one?

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  132. As often as I need to.

    I never did know the deal with you and Lindsanity. Were you boning that?

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  133. so did you order that cookbook drew? or did your card get rejected.......again?

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  134. I figured you weren't. She looked she mighta been more than I could handle, in and outta bed, much less you.

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  135. "The U.S. Federal Trade Commission has disrupted a long-running online scam that allowed offshore fraudsters to steal millions of dollars from U.S. consumers -- often by taking just pennies at a time."

    No clue?

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  136. so the other night i was at a bar with my cousin. and he started talking to some chick.....about cats. fucking cats. so i began to talk to her friend and i said, 'hi, im anon and im straight.'

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  137. He was trying to bone that... but he never got to the point. She went psycho on his ass before he even dicked her down... his man power is THAT strong.

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  138. "She looked she mighta been more than I could handle, in and outta bed, much less you."

    You really are delusional aren't you?

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  139. I saw a headline about that Drew, but I didn't read it. I saw a few months ago that people were scamming (not really scamming, but being snaky in a way) the stock market pennies at a time.

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  140. I firmly believe that Sours much more of a ladies man then he lets on

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  141. Spurs, I'm not delusional, I'm the real deal.

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  142. her and i thought so as well, they didnt so much tho.

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  143. Thanks Skeets. But no, I have no skills. Good ol' CBT is the only one that gets women. Because he talks about it, that means it's true.

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  144. "Elfie Streets said...
    I firmly believe that Sours much more of a ladies man then he lets on"

    Elfie, how? He's never off the fuckin' computer longer than an hour unless the NBA's on.

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  145. Spurs, you get good at what you practice. One of my bosses once told me that if they opened up my skull they'd find a pussy instead of a brain.

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  146. Really it only takes 15 mins to get her off and get her out.

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  147. Spurs, I like you 'cause you can appreciate a good shot, even when it's at yourself, like me.

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  148. You are just so much more of a ladies' man than I am CBT.

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  149. Spurs, I don't consider myself a ladies man. I'm an ugly old bastard so I have to work at it like selling a car.

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  150. I was thinking 3, but that was good Skeets.

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  151. Elifie, if I ever got my tongue on your nether regions (I couldn't touch your Rack for it is Holy and God mught strike me dead) you'd have the bedsheets sucked up in your butt crack in fifteen minutes.

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  152. "Eazy V said...
    More like buying a car."

    True, but cheaper in the long run.

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  153. With that I bid you all a goodnight, especially Elfie.

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  154. i dunno.....i just threw that in.

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  155. Not feeling the fight tonight Spurs

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  156. The thought of the bedsheets sucked up my butt is absolutely a turn off.

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  157. What? I thought that was a really smooth line by CBT.

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  158. Only a loser would get a tattoo like this. No wonder there is a "Todd" sign in the room.

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  159. Exactly Drew. I don't see the appeal to having a big dragon (as if that hasn't been beaten into the ground) on your back.

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  160. so drew, where did you get your dragon tattoo again?

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  161. are the comments posting slow again?

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  162. or nobody is talking......hhhhmmm

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