Normally I wouldn't see any use of posting pics of these two nuts, but I figured I'd put this up this to show women to stay far away from these type of jeans. That is not a good look at all. It looks like she got fashion advice from Queen Bee.
And the only reason I threw in Tom is because of the guy in the white shirt in the background. Herrrroh!
that all denim look tom has going on is kinda like the velour jumpsuits from the 70's.
ReplyDeleteand katie looks ran over.
ReplyDeleteShe does. He destroyed her. I saw some clip of some movie she did where she showed her tits, she was ripe.
ReplyDeleteI never thought she was all that hot. But yeah, hooking up with that guy couldn't have helped. Mishca Barton is one of really bit the dust too.
ReplyDelete*who* not of
ReplyDeleteDenim is fine as long as there's a cowboy hat involved, preferably spurs, too.
ReplyDeleteIf "OZ" is the Italian George Clooney, I guess that makes me the hillbilly Billy Bob Thornton...oh wait...
Maybe the Billy Bob in Slingblade.
ReplyDeleteIf "OZ" is the Italian George Clooney, I guess that makes me the hillbilly Billy Bob Thornton...oh wait...
ReplyDeleteboth accurate depictions
You think you'll be pulling hot chicks in your late 40's Oz?
ReplyDeleteI think I'll be settled down by then actually, but guaranteed I could if I wasn't
ReplyDeleteYou think you are pretty smooth don't you Oz?
ReplyDeleteI wouldnt go that far, but I am definitely not an albino 40 year old who looks like Tom Hanks from Philadelphia who lives in my moms basement and eats too many refried beans. I got that going for me.
ReplyDeletePretty good. Of course, I'm think you'll have your first heart attack at 40, so I'm not so sure about you living until your late 40's. That's why I asked.
ReplyDeletelol. you guys are funny.
ReplyDeleteHey Anonymous, have you bought your advance tickets for the new gay Twilight?
ReplyDeleteno...they were sold out so i just made my own on photoshop. team edward!!!
ReplyDeleteY'all all better hope you have a late 40s like I did.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. Photoshopped tickets should work. I saw some pics of some dunces camping out for them.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous slept in a tent in front of theater waiting on them to go on sale. He smells funny now, but he's got "Twilight" tickets.
ReplyDeleteI hand it to you CBT, no doubt you have had some fun in your life.
ReplyDeleteI don't type fast enough when I'm stoned.
ReplyDeleteYou're high CBT? Sweet.
ReplyDeleteI have done that, Spursy.
ReplyDeleteSpursy? That's cute. You ever find out anything on that DVD of the TEA Party CBT?
ReplyDeleteReally good shit, too. That ol' boy down in Culp knows what the fuck he's doing. He's smart. When the other growers started branchin' off into cookin' meth, he stuck with growin' the green. He told me back in the late 80s that shit would bring heat. The others are mostly all gone and he's still in bidness.
ReplyDeleteWop get your ass on a plane to Little Rock. I'll meet you at the airport and introduce you to some of the girls and some other folks who saw all the shit I tell about happen. Book it after the 4th and we'll party.
ReplyDeleteSo you go down to Culp to pick it up CBT?
ReplyDeleteAnd Wop, gentlemen do not drink "rye whiskey". My understanding is that is reserved for those who also enjoy Mogen-David products.
ReplyDeleteI did, and don't ask me how far it is. I told you all that two posts ago.
ReplyDeleteMapquest "Culp, Arkansas" and use the satellite view.
ReplyDeletein other words CBT drinks rye whiskey like a fish
ReplyDeleteNobody seems to know who recorded the fuckin' TEA Party. I was lookin' forward to that because I killed there. Y'all would never get past me thumpin' the mic 3 times with the brim of my cowboy hat, though.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, I am not a hassidic Jew from Queens.
ReplyDeleteYes CBT, I remember you talking about your cousin the farmer in Culp. I was just wondering if you go to his place.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, ever had a guy lick your round brown?
ReplyDeleteAnd that sucks about the speech. I would have thought that little queen would have had it recorded.
ReplyDeleteEarlier you missed Astrid writing about masturbation and how much she loves it.
ReplyDeleteI think the photo of tom in all the denim is funny.. doesn't cbt wear shirts like that?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if they were dressing up like that for a party and the theme was western or honky tonk or something..
Spurs, I go down there on occasion just to smoke and hang out. He's a good ol' boy.
ReplyDeleteI have denim shirts Astrid. There are occasions in polite cowboy society where denim on denim is necessary attire.
ReplyDeletedo you like Katie's attire cbt?
ReplyDeleteAstrid, Katie's jeans look like the shit the girls wore back in 76. Check out "Dazed and Confused".
ReplyDeleteAstrid, do you know what your "round brown" is?
ReplyDeletethat movie was horrible
ReplyDeleteYou're right CBT, it is like some of the outfits in Dazed and Confused.
ReplyDeleteI know what a brown eye is
ReplyDeleteYou didn't like that movie Astrid?
ReplyDeleteIt did suck. The problem with books or movies about the 70s is that those of us who actually lived through the 70s really don't remember them all that well. I know from 1974 to 1979 are pretty fuckin' blurry for me. The main things that stand out in my memory are Rorer 714s, Lynyrd Skynrd and "Disco Sucks" T shits.
ReplyDeletei like some of the cars in dazed and confused. most notably, the orbit orange gto judge.
ReplyDeleteOk then Astrid, have you ever let a boy get his finger up in the brown eye past the second knuckle?
ReplyDeletethat is how I got my first job
ReplyDeleteFunny Astrid.
ReplyDeleteThe cars and clothes it that movie were on it. The story was pretty lame. The hazing deal was an unknown concept to us here. Some of our freshmen were 22. They would've taken those paddles away from the jocks and shoved them up their asses.
ReplyDelete"Astrid said...
ReplyDeletethat is how I got my first job"
Fuck. Now I'm in love and she probably really looks like cross between RQ, DG and a Chinaman.
SHOCKER! the inbred hump was lying about his tea party dvd. Never saw that one comin
ReplyDeleteCBT - just breakin balls old timer. But yeah, i dont think ill be headed back to little rock anytime soon. You can meet me in atlanta if you wanna
ReplyDeleteAtlanta's black as Memphrica, Wop. C'mon, Little Rock rocks if you know where to look, and I do.
ReplyDelete"Fuck. Now I'm in love and she probably really looks like cross between RQ, DG and a Chinaman."
ReplyDeleteMy guess is RQ DG and a chinamen mixed would look like miss universe compared to this quasimoto lookin skank
CBT - I have been and had a good time, just a little too good ol boy for me.
ReplyDelete22 year old Freshman CBT? Nice.
ReplyDeletewill you buy him a pickle jar to drink out of, cbt?
ReplyDeleteSo Evil Spurs, you ever let a boy get his finger up in your round brown past the second knuckle?
ReplyDeleteJust full of compliments today Evil. Inbred hump and quasimoto? Good ones.
ReplyDeletesounds like cbt is starting to get sweet on evil.
ReplyDeleteHow could anyone not like that guy?
ReplyDeletePickle jars are free Anonymous.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.rivermarket.info/
They left out the drunken UALR girls puking on the sidewaly outside Willy D's.
I take it that place is basically a flea market? Lot of people go CBT?
ReplyDeleteI am sweet on Evil. I'm gonna tie a cowhide to him, spray him with bovine hormone and put him in with the bull.
ReplyDeleteDude, it's a street named after Bill Clinton lined with bars. After dark that fucker rocks.
ReplyDeleteThe city likes to emphasize the "market" aspect so as not to piss off the Baptists.
He'd probably like that.
ReplyDeleteHow far is Fayetville from Little Rock?
ReplyDeleteare you and wop gonna take those 'homies forever' photos?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.kryspix.com/albums/friends/homies_forever.jpg
http://littlerock.about.com/cs/nightlife/a/rivermarket.htm
ReplyDeleteHere's a little better site. They still leave out On The Rocks and Coconut Grove (the downton club for out coloured brethren).
What up Sluntttttttts! Holly Grannnny jeans. I think it's funny that psycho Tom Cruise doesn't age but ever since he married what was a hot piece of ass Katie Holmes,, she now look's older then he does. Holy Scientology.
ReplyDeleteThat Homies Forever is tight.
ReplyDeleteThat place seems pretty cool CBT.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Fl Anonymous? You're right, that guy doesn't seem to age.
ReplyDeletehttp://local.yahoo.com/info-18382171-electric-cowboy-little-rock
ReplyDeleteClick on the "Reviews" tab. That's some funny shit. This is club where you can see gangbangers, cowboys, bikers, hillrods and preppies, all tryin' to dance to Nine Inch Nails.
You know Tom probably sleeps in some crazy alien chamber at night. Katie sleeps in the other room with there kid..hahaha.
ReplyDeleteoh man....and i thought scottsdale was full of douchebags.
ReplyDeleteLittle rock is classssy
ReplyDeleteA couple of those reviews are funny. I liked the "bunch of losers trying to pick up tail."
ReplyDeleteHe probably does sleep in a chamber Fl Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteSo did is it Spursy now?
ReplyDeleteI think it is 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteheres an arkansas 10:
ReplyDeletehttp://electriccowboy.smugmug.com/Little-Rock/Joe-Nichols-Concet/10207477_psw3F#703843675_TKHYY
She's a stunner.
ReplyDeletehow can the ladies resist these guys?:
ReplyDeletehttp://electriccowboy.smugmug.com/Little-Rock/Joe-Nichols-Concet/10207477_psw3F#703845516_xubYz
I can see why CBT is able to get so many women in Arkansas if that's what his competition is like.
ReplyDeletehahahaha!!! oh fuck. that was funny.
ReplyDeleteHey it's really kinda cool when the banner ad has 4 chicks I banged, and combined, they cost me less than 600 bucks.
ReplyDeleteI fell asleep for a little bit Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteWhich chicks are those CBT?
ReplyDeleteAZ anon.....this is for you:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuinqB9z3JI&feature=related
What's up DG? My buddy was great.
ReplyDeleteHe was. Did you play with one when you were little?
ReplyDeleteNope. My parents wouldn't buy me one. They gave me a rock instead.
ReplyDelete2nd picture, 2nd and 4th. 3rd picture, Maybe number 1, I can't tell for sure if it's the same girl, 3rd one, stfu. I'm afraid the fat chick on the mechanical bull might be one and the chick in the middle in white in the last one. That didn't have anything to do with the Cowboy, she was a service writer at Toyota back in 2002.
ReplyDeleteA rock of what, Spurs?
ReplyDeleteRegular rock CBT.
ReplyDeleteI think Spurs parents were hippies and they put LSD25 on his pacyie.
ReplyDeleteI was gonna guess meth, since you're such a paleface.
ReplyDeleteThey are far from hippies CBT.
ReplyDeleteSorry Spurs, Dago Red and goooood marijuana make me a happy smartass. A reason I like the Internet over a bar sometimes. If I say something that makes you want to fight me, at least it will not be tonight, while I'm in a good mood.
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to find those chicks you are talking about CBT, not sure which page you mean.
ReplyDeleteVery true CBT.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, my daddy is pissed off that it's not still 1957. If I go over there and mention someone, he does their geneology. Momma tries to pitch in and she's always wrong.
ReplyDeleteMomma's from off, Pocohontas, over in the flat lands along the Black River.
ReplyDeleteYou still go over there a lot to take care of the cattle?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, the Joe Nichols concert. The girls are in the pics along the top of the page. Those chicks are all regulars at that joint. I was a weekender there, maybe an occasional Wednesday (Ladies Night). There ain't hardly a one of those chicks won't suck dick for a line.
ReplyDeletehttp://electriccowboy.smugmug.com/Little-Rock/Joe-Nichols-Concet/10207477_psw3F#703841975_GbqHV
ReplyDeleteHere, you pasty, refried bean eatin' rah'tard.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteHave you been smoking anything lately?
There's like 6 pages on the photo list CBT.
ReplyDeleteOh, it was the page I was on CBT, I didn't see your comment. You didn't bang any of those chicks dude.
ReplyDeleteNot yet DG. Just waiting for the good shit. It's only Tuesday, he said this week. Can't wait.
ReplyDeleteI go over there 5 days a week at least, usually around lunch.
ReplyDeleteWhat makes me laugh is Momma is constantly on him to get his hearing checked because he never hears shit she says. My little ol' daddy can still hear a mouse fart at 40 yards, but after bein' married to Momma for 60 years come September, he can't hear her voice anymore.
A couple of those girls have been regulars there since they were 16.
ReplyDeleteYes, I got it. Look at my next comment.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I swear on my momma.
ReplyDeleteAll right, I believe you.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, what part of Dago Red and marijuana do you not understand?
ReplyDeleteDude, at 4:55 am, when they chase the stragglers out, there will be at least 4 couples fuckin' on pickup truck tailgates, and 4 or 5 more on car trunks in the parkin' lot.
ReplyDeleteTrust me, I can tell you are fucked up.
ReplyDeleteThe part of Dago Red and marijuana I do noy understand right now is the headache this cheap ass Italian shit will give me in the morning, even though it tastes like Grapette soda.
ReplyDeleteWhat are they animals? I've been to enough clubs and gay ass dance halls and I've never seen any of that shit.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, it's a happy high. The ghosts won't come tonight.
ReplyDeleteSo how's the cabin life treating you?
ReplyDeleteThat's good.
ReplyDeleteAnd what's up with hours at that place? Does it turn into an after hours club?
ReplyDeletePrivate clubs in Arkanssas can be open til 5am. $5 membership includes a complimentary mixed drink or two beers (get your money back on the membership). Drink and fornicate til dawn.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool. What time do bars close? 2:00?
ReplyDeleteCabin life is good. I eat well, get high and stare at the fuckin' lake. It's kinda like I imagine a bhuddist to feel.
ReplyDeleteAre there people around you?
ReplyDelete2 except for Saturday, which is midnight. Turns into Sunday then and Baptists and shit. Most places are private clubs to some degree. Midtown, a punk/skater/slacker/EMO place now was grandfathered in under a law that says a Private Club can be open from 9am to 5am, so they are. 50 cent cans of PBR and killer burgers make it the place to go to come down off that cocaine high.
ReplyDeleteAwesome. That's funny CBT.
ReplyDeleteYeah, why? I'm not sittin' out here naked, am I?
ReplyDeleteI was just wondering how big your area is.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the visual CBT.
ReplyDeleteExcuse me while I go throw up now.
Midtown rocks. You can buy anything, anytime in that place. Taxi cabs are reluctant to pick up fares there at 3am. I discovered that the night aq buddy of my nephew, Judd, gave Big Momma (Big Momma is Judd's mother, 57 at the time) two hits of some really good blotter, this was winter 2005/2006, and we ended up at Midtown and she disappeared with the car keys (ended up at the Police station, trippin' balls). Taxis do not come.
ReplyDeleteI didn't look at the pictures yet.
ReplyDeleteDG, come on out and touch this.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, regardless of the place bein' a "sawdust joint", it's a good time. In general sawdust joints are a pretty good time.
ReplyDeleteDG, I'm sorry. Please do not come out here and touch this.
ReplyDeletePlease...no.
ReplyDeleteThose style of throw back jeans are in style, Katie Holmes doesn't have the ass for them though.
ReplyDeleteWhenever Big Momma goes to jail, we always send her oldest boy, Barry the Tax Attorney to get her out.
ReplyDeleteElfie, do you?
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Elfie? Do you own any throwback jeans?
ReplyDeleteWhy of course I do!
ReplyDeleteHow do you all like my new avatar? KB found it for me
That's perfect Streets.
ReplyDeleteI have to agree with CBT. I've had more fun at dive bars than an expensive club filled with dbags.
ReplyDeletehello dg, and yes...i am your buddy.
ReplyDeleteDive bars in Arkansas? Their upscale joints are probably like dives elsewhere.
ReplyDeletedive bars are fun sometimes. i liked the dive bars in chicago.
ReplyDeleteIf there are more pickups and Harleys in the parking lot and the lead singer of the band thinks hed Jimmy Buffet's twin, it's gonna be a good night.
ReplyDeleteI have Dago Red fingers.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, Little Rock's most popular Saturnight/Sunday moring club is Discovery, During the weeek it's strictly gay. Saturday night it becomes a freak show raver place. If you take a chick from this place home, check her plumbing twice. If it's a vagina both times, kick back and prepare to get head that includes taint lickin'.
ReplyDeleteGood one CBT.
ReplyDeleteWith that I wish everyone, especially Astrid and her supposedly 20 year old taint, a gracious evening.
ReplyDeletecbt getting his taint licked....my mental eye just went blind.
ReplyDeleteAll right CBT, later on man. It's entertaining when you are drunk and high.
ReplyDeleteVery true Spurs.
ReplyDeleteMy Buddy:
ReplyDeleteWill you wear your fireman outfit over here tonight?
cbt, imagine a cyclops from clash of the titans (the original one) getting his eye poked out by a spear. thats what happened to my brain.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I'm a funny motherfucker in real life. I learned a long time ago that you can smile and say things out from under a cowboy hat, a get away with it, that if you said in a suit and tie would smooth get your head blowed off.
ReplyDeletei have a fishnet jockstrap...if that counts, dg.
ReplyDeletePayback's a bitch, Anonymous. Wanna hear about my prostrate exam?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you are funny in person CBT.
ReplyDeletehang on cbt, let me pull down my pants and microwave the lotion.
ReplyDeleteDG, are you and Anonymous fuckin', or is it still in the jackin' off in the bushes stage of the relationship?
ReplyDeletemy mental eye:
ReplyDeletehttp://blog.zebracan.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/cyclops2.jpg
thats me and elfie, cbt.
ReplyDeletedg and are have an 'understanding'.
ReplyDeletedg and *i*.
ReplyDeleteYeah cbt, get it right.
ReplyDeleteThat's an awesome mental eye.
ReplyDeleteI can't sing in my voice. I'm horrible, but I'm a mimic. If I do Waylon's voice, I can sing like him, same with Johnny Cash. I do a really good Charley Pride, too, "Is Anybody Goin' To San Antone".
ReplyDeleteim getting that cyclops tattooed on my cheek.
ReplyDeleteThat would be cool.
ReplyDeleteYou should cut a CD CBT.
ReplyDeletethe other day i was in downtown phx and i saw some dude with skulls tattooed across his forehead. then i thought to myself, 'those wacky software engineers do the darnest things!'
ReplyDeleteMy previous staement implied that I understood that there was some sort of "understanding" between you two. What I asked whether or not it had progressed beyond DG dancin' in the window, backlt by some cheap vanilla candle's light while Anonymous hid in the mesquite and jacked off.
ReplyDeletewell cbt, you have that half right. she does dance by candlelight and i do jack off but its all done in the comfort of a bedroom.
ReplyDeleteI knew a dude once, an oldtimer had 7 women's name tattooed on his right forearm. There was one name at the botom, fresh and the ones above it all had lines drawn threw 'em.
ReplyDeleteRock her world like CBT would Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, I imagine DG would enjoy an extended taint lickin' session, probaby more so with Astrid than you, though.
ReplyDeleteActually you are wrong cbt. The candle scent is currently Creme Brulee.
ReplyDeletelet me give you this to mull over:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCmVUCIbwm0
Spurs, vaginas are really cool. You should try one.
ReplyDeleteDid I get 200? Not that I particularily give a fuck.
ReplyDeleteThanks CBT.
ReplyDeleteI believe you did. Congrats.
ReplyDeleteI suspect that, like RQ's, DG's vagina has teeth, but just the baby teeth, not fangs like RQ's.
ReplyDeletecbt, have you ever eaten a georgia peach fresh from the tree at the start of the season? if so, picture that peach with silken blonde hair and that peaches name is dirtygirl.
ReplyDeleteI think the little competition over the 200 marks is kinda like a buncha gay dudes fightin' over a ruffled pink shirt. Even if you win, you still look stupid
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's why you wanted to know if you got 200 or not.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, I know we said we weren't gonna use this phrase again, but I really did just throw up in my mouth a little.
ReplyDeleteSpurs I been waitin' to hit it accidently just so I could use that ruffled pink shirt comment.
ReplyDeleteIt was a powerhouse, glad you got a chance to break it out.
ReplyDelete"CBT said...
ReplyDeleteSpurs, vaginas are really cool. You should try one."
lmao! That was said with such concern for spurs.