Friday, June 25, 2010
Man tries to put pants on as a shirt
At first I didn't think it was cool that no one helped him out and people were just laughing and staring at him like he was a zoo animal, but then I realized would have done the same.
And I can't believe Eclipse is finally out!!! (GAY)
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what were these people thinking??? that was a perfect opportunity to take advantage of him!
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine getting that wasted on a beach.
ReplyDeleteask drew....im positive he can tell you what its like.
ReplyDeletewheres miss texas? i will send her my pic.
ReplyDeleteShe left a comment a little while ago on the post below, maybe she'll check this one out.
ReplyDeleteso are you gonna go see eclipse?
ReplyDeleteI'm here. I'm typing on my phone out in the parking lot of the theater. I'm just so excited I can't bring myself to get out of the car.
ReplyDeleteman.....what an original plot! mummy vs. frankenstein vs. butterfly! eclipse is gonna rawk!
ReplyDeleteso team jacob or edward
ReplyDeletevan der sloot tried to kill me last night
ReplyDeleteIt's so fierce Anonymous!
ReplyDeleteim gonna go just to see if i can score a housewife in her early 50's in line for the movie.
ReplyDeleteI'm team No More Movies Astrid.
ReplyDeleteand of course so i can sport my new homemade 'vampires suck' t-shirt.
ReplyDeleteThere's an idea. Just wear some fangs. Maybe style you hair like you have bed head.
ReplyDeleteSo what happened when you got back to your mom's house Astrid?
ReplyDeleteso you prefer the books
ReplyDeletei have it spelled out in those bedazzle jewels with a cock underneath.
ReplyDeleteYeah Astrid, the books are way better. I remember reading them all that time I was in a coma.
ReplyDeleteYou'll be a hit Anonymous.
ReplyDeletehe found me.. i was in bed and woke up... he was standing there with a gun, telling me what to do..
ReplyDeleteim sure if i dont get to bring a lady home i can score one of those emo twinks. i can just tell him im an assistant manager at hot topic and i can get him 10% off if hes willing to take 100% off.
ReplyDeletei wonder who really reads twilight.. is it mostly teens or housewives
ReplyDeleteI thought Eclipse came out June 30. Now I have to change all my plans around today.
ReplyDeleteSo did you submit to him Astrid?
ReplyDeleteThe Hot Topic line always works Anonymous.
ReplyDeletespurs.. it was scary..
ReplyDeleteI think you're right DG. Oh well, I guess that ruins that joke.
ReplyDeletei honestly dont know not one person who has ever read that shit. just like i dont know anyone who has ever bought a britney spears cd. maybe im running with the wrong crowd?
ReplyDeleteAt least you'd be famous if he killed you Astrid.
ReplyDeleteYou're running with the wrong crowd Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteim gonna febreeze my black mesh tank top and jnco jeans. that should be like a magnet!
ReplyDeleteI've never been able to pull off the black mesh top. I've tried numerous times too.
ReplyDeleteever try hot pink or bright yellow?
ReplyDeleteI'm wearing my pink one now. It's just the black mesh that doesn't look good on me.
ReplyDeleteman, too bad we dont live in the same town or i could let you use some purple and green long gloves that you could wear to eclipse.
ReplyDeleteWell, you could send them to me. Thanks to DG we know the movie actually starts on the 30th.
ReplyDeletethey look like this....except they are green and purple.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=915852
Those are sweet. I'll be sure to check out Beetlejuice when I'm wearing them.
ReplyDeletedg has these:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.punkhooligan.net/images/fishnet%20gloves.JPG
im so stealing them!
Maybe you two should check out the premier for your first date.
ReplyDeletethats a no go captain.....i would be too distracted by team edward. plus i like checking out twinks in private.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI've never been able to pull off the black mesh top. I've tried numerous times too."
Try it with a Viking helmet, a cukoo clock necklace.
Yeah, that might turn her off Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteNow that's an ensemble CBT.
ReplyDeleteI thought DG had a thing for twinks herself.
ReplyDeleteThat's true. See Anonymous, that's something you two have in common.
ReplyDeleteand besides the fact that we are both cool as fuck.....yeah. birds of a feather.....birds....of...a....
ReplyDeletefeather.
I work with alot of people that like Twilight. Of course I make fun of them daily for it but I'm sure they will thank me later.
ReplyDeleteThe other thing they have in common is they're both totally delusional.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny DG. I wish someone around here liked it. I could give them a hard time. Maybe I'll ask my boss if she likes it.
ReplyDeleteThat too CBT.
ReplyDeleteI find it surprising that DG works with a bunch of Emo 13 year olds.
ReplyDeleteIt's really funny when cbt of all people calls anyone delusional.
ReplyDeleteBut I have to applaud for giving shit to anyone that likes that drivel.
ReplyDeleteThat's the best part cbt. I don't work with a bunch of 13 yr olds.
ReplyDeleteDG, I'm very grounded in my delusions.
ReplyDeletePlease tell me none of the guys like that shit DG.
ReplyDeleteI thought once you were able to grow pubic hair, you lost interest in Twilight.
ReplyDeleteyou know what cbt likes about twenty nine year olds?
ReplyDeletetheres twenty of them!
You would think CBT.
ReplyDeleteGood one Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteAren't you the guy fucking with me about originality last night?
ReplyDeleteYes. The one I told you about too.
ReplyDeleteBut that was still pretty good.
ReplyDeleteIf you've been on a first date that included a memorial service with an open bar, you might be a redneck.
ReplyDeleteHow old is the guy DG?
ReplyDeletespurs, what embarrassing fads did you buy into?
ReplyDeleteHe is 28.
ReplyDeleteAll I have to say about embarrassing fads was thank god I was in the Army in the early 80s. Can you imagine me dressed in "Night Ranger" style?
ReplyDeleteyou still dress like that.
ReplyDeleteOnly Z Cavarrici's, Girbaud, shit like that Anonymous. And I remember wearing some shit on my shoes that was popular for awhile. It was those clips for your shoe laces. Forget what they were called. Other than that, I can't think of any.
ReplyDeleteI bet you have fun giving him a hard time DG. Is he actually planning on going to see the new one?
ReplyDeletedid you get into hulk-a-mania?
ReplyDeleteAs far as the fads, what about you Anonymous? DG? CBT?
ReplyDeleteNever was into Hulk-A-Mania. I was into motorcycles, sports, baseball and basketball cards (that could be considered a fad), some other things. Like being a smart ass prick.
ReplyDeleteshit....i cant think of any to be honest. my parents pretty much didnt let us fall for that shit. but i had a shit ton of hot wheels. i dont know if those were a fad tho. more of a way of life.
ReplyDeleteFunny. You still have any of the Hot Wheels?
ReplyDeletefuck...i wish i did. they would be worth some money. but i did the typical boyhood thing and wrecked them or taped bottle rockets to them and fucked them up.
ReplyDeleteoh fuck yeah. i had lots of that shit. funny that what are just toys end up being worth something later on.
ReplyDeleteEspecially if you left them in the box.
ReplyDeletei was talking to my dad the other day and he was telling me he had a 55 chevy nomad that he bought for $200. well, him and his brothers took it out to the desert and used it for target practice. i asked him if he was born with any sort of learning disorders because those are fucking bank now.
ReplyDeletesheesh...what kid leaves toys in a box?
ReplyDeleteTarget practice? Funny.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, no kid is going to leave the toy in the box.
ReplyDeleteyeah...then when they ran out of bullets they blew it up. 2 sticks on tnt in the front seat.
ReplyDeleteMakes you wonder what cars that are around today will be worth money years down the road.
ReplyDeletei would say a 97 ford escort is gonna be worth.....zilch.
ReplyDeletewhat about the suzuki samurai? how much do you think thats gonna bring at barrett-jackson?
ReplyDeleteProbably about a million and a death certificate.
ReplyDeleteI had a Ford Escort GT at one time.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what Z Cavarrici's or Girbaud, is... don't remember clips on the shoelaces either, damn spurs... You must be old or Texas is lame
ReplyDeleteall that mess goth stuff you guys were talking about wearing made me think of the Rocky Horror Picture Show...
Well, the clips were Bart Simpson, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, stuff like that. And Girbaud? I can't believe you never heard of that, but maybe I am old.
ReplyDeletea gt huh? did the gt mean good times?
ReplyDeletei wouldnt mind a 63 or 64 lincoln continental.
ReplyDeleteGirbaud is hip hop.. what is Z Cavarrici? It looks like a bunch of skinny jeans to me
ReplyDeletedid you have any cross colors clothes?
ReplyDeleteIt meant Good Times, yes.
ReplyDeleteZ's weren't skinny jeans Astrid.
ReplyDeleteI remember cross colors.
ReplyDeletewhat about bugle boys?
ReplyDeleteYep, had some Bugle Boy clothes. Did you?
ReplyDeletewhen were cross colors popular... in the early 80s?
ReplyDeletenope. i wore levis 501s. levis and tshirts with doc martens.
ReplyDeletehere astrid:
ReplyDeletehttp://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2009/06/CROTCHWATCHTWELVE.jpg
ok.. I actually remember Bugle Boys..
ReplyDeleteI remember a commercial with them... a girl was on stage singing and stops the band when a guy walks in and says, "Are those Bugle Boys?"
He says.. yea..
and the band starts playing again..
haha
I remember old converse commercials too
and i never rolled or cuffed my pant legs either.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeletei honestly dont know not one person who has ever read that shit. just like i dont know anyone who has ever bought a britney spears cd. maybe im running with the wrong crowd?
You know me, Anon. Or is DG the only woman in your life who counts for anything now?
Man, I love the orange pants in that ad.
ReplyDeleteman... cross colors were sooo gay
ReplyDeletedid you have long hair anon?
I used to roll my pants.
ReplyDeletekb, you read and listen to that shit? i didnt know.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on kinkyb!tch? If it makes you feel any better, I didn't forget you love Britney.
ReplyDeletespurs.. you should post some old pictures of yourself here... heh
ReplyDeleteWhat is "roll my pants" ?
ReplyDeleteI did post a pic of me when I was a kid Astrid. I had a popped collar too.
ReplyDeletei did have long hair astrid. it was about 2/3 of the way down my back.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up 2dirty4u? It's when you take the bottom part of your pants and roll them up.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE Britney Spears! DG does too actually, we have both been to her shows here in AZ.
ReplyDeleteI read the Twilight books, but I didn't like them. One of my friend's told me I would like them, we have a similar taste in books so I trusted her. Never again though.
2d4u, its where the cuff of the pant legs were tucked and rolled up and it looked like you had highwaters. embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteand who is this " Britney Spears " you talk of woman?
ReplyDeleteDid you read the Harry Potter books kinkyb!tch? And I saw some interview where the person who wrote the Twilight films said the books weren't much to work with.
ReplyDeleteI thought you folded them over, then rolled them, then tucked them in your socks (so you get that MC Hammer pants look). I did that before. And I wore those hypercolor shirts, you know the ones that would change color in temperatures? I had one with a carousel horse on it. It was awesome.
ReplyDeleteYou plan on killing some chicks 2dirty4u?
ReplyDeleteHypercolor shirt kinkyb!tch? Damn, that's some style. I remember those.
ReplyDeletekilling some chicks?
ReplyDeleteFuck yes I read HP. Now those books are cool and only the first 2 should be read by kid's. I can't wait to go to the theme park in FL--they are serving butterbeer there!!
ReplyDeleteI saw that interview Sours, I was so proud of her for being honest. They aren't. I would tell all people to not watch the last one (which is going to be split into 2 movies), it was the worst of all 4 books and it seemed rushed.
kb, no offense but i would have probably laughed my ass off at you in school.
ReplyDeleteI was into cabbage patch kids. I had 3 and one of the pet ones too.
ReplyDeletei was into hot wheels and bb guns. and breaking the law.
ReplyDeleteRemember when chicks used to bunch their shirts' up to the side and use a hair tie (aka scrunchy) to hold it there? Eventually they started making clips so you could be a bit more fashionable. I did that, too.
ReplyDeleteYeah 2dirty4u, what's up with the van der sloot?
ReplyDeleteRonaldo isn't scoring goals 2dirty... wtf
ReplyDeleteI had a Cabbage Patch Kid too DG. But I also had Garbage Pail Kid cards, so it worked out.
ReplyDeleteI was like in 4th grade, Anon. I wasn't the only one sporting those shirts. Now one fad (here in AZ at least) I didn't go for was buying a Suns jacket or those CB34 high tops Charles Barkley made. Ugly.
ReplyDeleteI loved my BB Gun Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteI remember the CB34 shoes kinkyb!tch. What about the pumps?
ReplyDeleteI had an asymmetric haircut and dyed my hair really dark.. but when I graduated high school I had blonde hair extensions and I smoked pot all the time.. lol
ReplyDeleteThe Reebok pumps were way better than the Nike ones. That was dumb Nike made you use a device to blow up your shoes.
ReplyDeletebb guns should be given to every boy when they turn 13. its a passage into manhood.
ReplyDeleteI had CPK's, too. My fave was my newborn one. She had a bonnett and her sleeper had the velcro over the butt and she smelled like baby powder. I wonder what my mom did with her.
ReplyDeleteI liked Popples and the Wuzzles best though. Jem was a close second, her light up hot pink earrings were amazing. But you can't forget Rainbow Brite and her Sprites or the Care Bears.
I agree Anonymous. I got mine around ten or so. Maybe a little younger.
ReplyDeleteCan't forget the Care Bears kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteSours, you had a CPK? Lol. No, those Garbage Pail Kid's cards do not excuse that. I had some of those, too.
ReplyDeleteok Astrid, who are we going for? Chile or Spain?
ReplyDeleteso did the DEA bust you last night, Spurs?
ReplyDeleteI liked poppels.. I liked the movie Critters too...
ReplyDeleteI shopped at hot topic sometimes.. but I also made my own clothes
i had a pretty fun time when i was a teenager. but i was an awkward kid tho.
ReplyDeleteYeah, my mom got me one kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteFunny kinkyb!tch, they didn't. But I was on high alert all night.
ReplyDeleteYou made your own clothes Astrid? That's cool.
ReplyDeletedid you turn off the porch light?
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean awkward Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteDid she get you the cpk with the yarn hair or the one with the cornsilk hair?
ReplyDeleteI like Spain because Barcelona has a good team.. but I have been cheering for Ghana and they have to play America next, so I don't what to do. I might have to be a traitor.. IDK
ReplyDeleteI turned it off. And hid under my bathroom sink.
ReplyDeleteI think mine had the yarn hair kinkyb!tch. I forgot his name though.
ReplyDeletespurs.. I still make clothing for my nieces and their little chinese crescent.. I would sew more, but I am too busy
ReplyDeleteYou have to cheer for the U.S. Astrid.
ReplyDeleteAnd how does this next round work? Is it single elimination?
awkward because i was one of the shorter kids....so i had to compensate by attempting to be funny. then i grew in about the 8th grade and my temper got shorter.
ReplyDeleteDo they like the clothes Astrid?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I didn't grow until the summer before my freshman year.
ReplyDeleteyes.. they pick out the fabric and design patterns
ReplyDeleteplus i was a bookworm too. and that didnt help. but once i got taller things mellowed out.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to send you some fabric so you can make me something Astrid.
ReplyDeleteYou still like to read Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteyeah. i was a huge fan of reading. i used to skip school to go to the city library.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool. I used to read a lot when I was a kid too.
ReplyDeletewhat did you read anon?
ReplyDeleteI liked Edgar Allen Poe when I was young.. and I liked Orson Wells.. and the Twilight Zone of course..
ReplyDeletei read things like the odyssey and the iliad, howard sterns private parts and miss america. my interests varied.
ReplyDeletePrivate Parts was on the other night Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I never read the book.
ReplyDeletei also read truman capote and mad magazine.
ReplyDeleteyou guys watching any of the games right now
ReplyDeleteDid you enjoy Capote's books? And nice mix in of Mad magazine.
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm at work Astrid. I take it you are watching them? And you didn't answer my question. How does this next round work? Is it single elimination?
ReplyDeletewell i just read in cold blood. i think that was his first and only book...but he wrote articles for the new yorker but those were way before my time. but in cold blood was good.
ReplyDeletespurs..
ReplyDeletehttp://www.fifa.com/worldcup/matches/kostage.html
that should answer the question...
Did you ever watch the Capote movie Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteThanks Astrid. Well, I'm going to go eat, I'll be back shortly.
ReplyDeleteyeah. it was a good movie. i liked it.
ReplyDeletewhat about you astrid? what else did you read?
I read Anne Rice, Stephen King.. VC Andrews.. Sylvia Plath.. Anne Sexton.. stuff like that
ReplyDeletenow I am into south african fiction
ReplyDeleteOh I used to love V.C Andrews books when I was younger and The Ball Jar is one of my all time favorite books.
ReplyDeleteever read anything from anton lavey?
ReplyDeletehhmmm? dead child molesters day? i didnt know cbt killed himself.
ReplyDeleteI have read about him... I read some of the Necronomicon though.. even had spurs reading it.. lol
ReplyDeleteNo MJ Anon!
ReplyDeleteHave you ever seen this video?
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/Little-School-Girl-Fights-Off-Child-Molester-493404.html
I thought Flowers in the Attic was the best.. I read a lot of her books too
ReplyDeleteDid you know that Flowers in the Attic is the last book actually written by V.C. Andrews before she died? the others are written by a ghost writer under her name.
ReplyDeleteyes.. I knew that and most of the stories had incest in them
ReplyDeleteYeah they did, they pretty much followed the same pattern as Flowers in teh Attic but with different characters and settings.
ReplyDeletethat video looks staged to me. and mj didnt molest any kids. they kids were coached by their parents to say that to extort money...which was successful.
ReplyDeletethe* kids were coached...
ReplyDelete.
ReplyDelete..
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Skeets?
ReplyDelete"the kids were coached by their parents to say that to extort money"
ReplyDeleteI agree.
Naw... I don't agree. If he wasn't a child molester, how did they describe his penis in detail? He had distinctive markings around his genitals due to his vitiligo and 2 kids identified them. I dated a guy who had vitiligo and he also had distincitve markings around his peen.
ReplyDeleteAlso what of Corey Haim accusing Corey Feldman of not protecting him from his other best friend's molestation of Haim? Who was Corey Feldman's other best friend at the time? MJ. Corey Feldman was also molested but has stated that it was not MJ who molested him.