Skeets and AZ Anonymous were arguing on the post below about whether or not MJ pulled a Drew and molested young boys, so I figured being I can't get them to meet and settle it over some Jesus Juice, I'd go ahead and post this.
Friday, June 25, 2010
Michael Jackson's death anniversary
Skeets and AZ Anonymous were arguing on the post below about whether or not MJ pulled a Drew and molested young boys, so I figured being I can't get them to meet and settle it over some Jesus Juice, I'd go ahead and post this.
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jerry senfield.....theres a real child molester.
ReplyDeleteThough I'd hope Jerry and Larry would hook them up.
ReplyDeleteUgh now I gotta go and paste my reply here.
ReplyDeleteI am taking CBT's side.. whatever it is, because he is the only one here that isn't delusion and speaks the truth
ReplyDeleteI think R. Kelly is a fucking pedophile too and he was aquinted as well. Even though there is fucking video of him pissing on a 14 yr old girl and documents proving he married a then 15 yr old Aaliyah. Oh but he's not guilty either is he?
ReplyDeleteI did it for you Skeets.
ReplyDeleteNice link on your name Skeets. I didn't know that.
ReplyDeleteYou're right Astrid.
ReplyDeleteyou wanna know whos gonna be really rich real soon? elin nordegren.....by about 750 million dollars.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I saw that. That's hard for me to believe. She's getting more than he is.
ReplyDeleteand i never said r.kelly wasnt guilty. did i?
ReplyDeletemaybe its 250 for her, 250 for each kid?
ReplyDeletegood for elin... tiger is such a douche bag
ReplyDeleteI am happy she is leaving him too...
and what happened to tiger's career.. didn't he lose and what is he doing now?? training or quitting?
ReplyDeletewhy would you need to get married when you have that much to lose? seriously?
ReplyDeleteYeah, he's been playing awful Astrid.
ReplyDeleteGood question. He should have never gotten married.
ReplyDeleteShe should get $25 million and be happy.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if he nice to her in the marriage besides cheating....
ReplyDeleteshe should get nothing.
ReplyDeleteWhat was that Astrid?
ReplyDeleteYou have to give her something Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteLike a bullet.
ReplyDeleteok...money for the kids and 2 fingers up her ass. thats what she gets.
ReplyDeleteThe pussy you pay for up front is always cheaper than the pussy you don't.
ReplyDeleteYou like that line don't you CBT? But you're right.
ReplyDelete3 words: dont get married.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteand i never said r.kelly wasnt guilty. did i?
No but your reasoning behind arguing MJ's innocence is that he was aquitted... R. Kelly was also charged and aquitted. So boo-ya. haha Kidding. Believe what you will man.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteYeah, I wish I still had some Stars Wars shit. I had a ton of that crap."
My, that's a startling revelation.
"SPURS FAN said...
You like that line don't you CBT? But you're right."
I just want to make sure all the male commenters have that stuck in their heads. It's the second best piece of advice I ever got.
boo ya yourself bitch.
ReplyDeleteif you don't want to spend money, don't get married and don't have kids
ReplyDeleteAll three of them Negros was guilty. R. Kelly, Michael and O.J.
ReplyDeletecbt the cheapest pussy you can get is one night stand pussy.. just wear a condom, std treatment isn't cheap
ReplyDeleteBoo-ya? Good one Skeets.
ReplyDeleteR. Kelly is a sick fuck.
ReplyDelete"cbt the cheapest pussy you can get is one night stand pussy"
ReplyDeleteVery true Astrid.
"Astrid said...
ReplyDeletecbt the cheapest pussy you can get is one night stand pussy.. just wear a condom, std treatment isn't cheap"
Thanks for the advice Astrid. You musta missed my conversation with about the Army's instructions on the care and protection of a short arm.
*with Spurs*
ReplyDeleteSours I don't want your cock but thanks for the link....
ReplyDeleteI have to quote people when CBT is on, it's the CBT way ya'll!
If Nik wants a reality show, the producers are going to have an issue with the fact that everybody in Nik's Crew is ugly as sin.
ReplyDeleteWho wants to watch a show about a bunch of ugly, arrogant keyboard warriors talking shit on the internet??
you would oz.. werd
ReplyDeleteYeah you do Skeets. Don't lie. And if you want to do a CBT, do it this way:
ReplyDelete"Elfie said...
Sours I don't want your cock but thanks for the link...."
The "Elfie said" is needed.
What's going on Oz?
ReplyDeleteAstrid said...
ReplyDeleteif you don't want to spend money, don't get married and don't have kids
Seriously. I can't stand when men (rich, mediocre or poor) think they can just all of a sudden up an leave after creating a family, a household (with bills) and then say "Im out" when things get to be too much for them, and then the woman has to deal with it all or she is rat bastard bitch who just wants money. Man up and take care of ALL your responsibilities or don't create a life where you have any.
All that cuddling we did and finally your Pelicanitis rubbed off on me, Elfie.
ReplyDeleteYeah Astrid, they are going to have to recast his entire entourage, including his pie faced "wife". THey aren't legally married FYI, I saw pics of her trying on wedding dresses, supposedly she has bought 10 and can't decide which one to wear for their real wedding which I think is supposed to go down in Aug.
ReplyDeleteAn August wedding? That should be fun. Maybe they think they are going to start shooting in August.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry KB, I didn't know it was contagious and spread by skin-to-skin contact. :(
ReplyDeleteYeah that's what I was thinking Sours... don't new shows usually premiere in Sept?
ReplyDeleteI'm hungry. Will someone make me some biscuits using Bisquik (or those ones in the can that pop when you unwrap them)? For some reason that sounds good right now.
ReplyDeletewerd
ReplyDeletekb said...
ReplyDeleteI'm hungry. Will someone make me some biscuits using Bisquik (or those ones in the can that pop when you unwrap them)? For some reason that sounds good right now
no but ill make your biscuits into a sausage biscuit
Around that time, yes Skeets.
ReplyDeleteSmooth once again Oz.
ReplyDeleteDo you like biscuits and gravy, Wop? You look like the type of guy that does. That is the nastiest breakfast ever.
ReplyDeleteOz eats that every morning out of a trough.
ReplyDeleteI love bisquits and gravy w/ scrambled eggs and red devil (but he eggs adn gravy CANNOT touch) that is the only breakfast I really like.
ReplyDeleteshut the fuck up KB, you look like you eat rat pellets
ReplyDeleteSpurs get del taco chorizo thrown down into the basement by his 90 year old mother
Whatever you say Dom.
ReplyDeleteWhat ever you say DJ Qualls
ReplyDeleteWhat ever you say Anus Magillicutty!
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty good Oz.
ReplyDeleteWho was that directed at Skeets?
ReplyDeleteWTF? I was being nice, as in you look like a southern gentleman (don't people in the south eat biscuits and gravy?). Calm down, you sloppy looking bastard (thanks Sours).
ReplyDeleteSloppy looking Southern Gentleman I mean
ReplyDeleteand ftr, I eat french toast for breakfast, with strawberries and bananas. Although it is very good with mangos as well. So make sure you have all those for me when I come over.
ReplyDeleteBiscuits and gravy is the food of the Gods.
ReplyDeleteIt's even gooder 'n grits.
ReplyDeleteHey Oz, know why Jesus wasn't Italian?
ReplyDeleteIf that's directed at me, slow down Skeets. You are dating a 'roided out softball player who can't close you.
ReplyDeleteThat means you leave the insults for the adults.
No problem kinkyb!tch. Fatty is far from a Southern gentleman too.
ReplyDeleteoh god, grits are disgusting. Let me guess, you put seasoning salt and cheese on yours, right CBT?*
ReplyDelete*please note, I am not trying to be mean when saying this, I am just commenting on how a normal southerner eats
Spurs, you forgot the part about FMB wearin' lipstick.
ReplyDeleteOh, I forgot about the lipstick. Maybe I was just shocked a man wears it.
ReplyDeleteHahaa okay KB, I am real scared. BTW my back is not hairy at all
ReplyDeleteNo kb, just some butter. Southerns don't use "seasoning salt". We only know four seasonings down here (outside Louisiana); salt, pepper, lard and and butter.
ReplyDeleteWhy CBT?
ReplyDelete"CBT said...
ReplyDeleteHey Oz, know why Jesus wasn't Italian?"
God looked all over Italy and couldn't find 3 wisemen or a virgin.
Two for one deal on your back and your baby momma's upper lip? Score.
ReplyDeleteand i am from EAST new york on the EAST coast of america and live on the EASTside of town
ReplyDeleteI am a sloppy looking eastern gentleman
No cheese? That is how Britney Spears eats them. I put sugar on mine when the Warden insists on making them. He gets all huffy, it's hilarious to see.
ReplyDeleteThat was good kb.
ReplyDeleteHow do pick out the bride at an Italian wedding?
She's the one with the freshly waxed mustache.
THat wasn't directed towards anyone asshole... it was just a random reference.
ReplyDeleteman everyone is so fiesty in here today. I suggest you all take an intermission and go smoke a bowl, take a shot or meditate (pick your poison) and then come back to this convo.
Wop is already drunk though...
kb said...
ReplyDeleteTwo for one deal on your back and your baby momma's upper lip? Score.
least she isnt on the computer calling herself kinkybitch while I am at work all day
why dont you go on the roof and wait for your "man"
You grew up in SOUTHern AZ and went to college in SO Cal and now live in SOUTHeast AZ.
ReplyDeleteSloppy looking southern but formerly eastern bastard of a gentleman.
Britney's from Louisiana. That a whole 'nother brand of redneck, there.
ReplyDeleteIf I eat grits I eat them with cheese and pace salsa mixed in. It's good.
ReplyDeletekb said...
ReplyDeleteYou grew up in SOUTHern AZ and went to college in SO Cal and now live in SOUTHeast AZ.
Sloppy looking southern but formerly eastern bastard of a gentleman.
well I ,love you KB
kiss and make up? for the childrens (elfies) sake?
pace salsa mixed in.
ReplyDeleteget a rope
Those are pretty good Italian jokes CBT.
ReplyDeleteThat was kinda mean. I debated posting it cause it is so not me, but I was mad because Wop didn't appreciate my kind compliment.
ReplyDeleteMy ADD kicked in though and now I'm fine.
"THat wasn't directed towards anyone asshole... it was just a random reference."
ReplyDeleteCalm down Skeets, I'm just bitter you didn't take the bait on that comment and link I put up for you.
AZ ain't part of the South. If the state you were born on didn't secede, you are not a Southerner (exceptions made for Kentucky and folks from the part of Missouri South of I44)
ReplyDeleteokay fine, but ftr kb are actually my real name initials. Only Sours and his southern gentleman ways call me by my full name.
ReplyDeleteYou can only kiss me on the cheek though, that is all I allow when I am kinda mad.
I'm just grateful you recognize my manners kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteHow do you pick out the Italian jetliners on the runway?
ReplyDeleteHair under the wings.
You are just the kindest of all of us assholes Sours, I wouldn't exactly call that a prize.
ReplyDeleteTrue, good point kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteMan, today flew by fast. Already time to bolt. Sweet.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna try to do homework drunk tonight... all my other attempts are sober homework have not been completely successful.
ReplyDeleteSours, you are right. I totally need your micro peen.
elfie how do you know that about Nik and Shayne... and yea, it will be funny if they react the dirty staff. It will just be Nik and some guys that look like Backstreet Boys...
ReplyDeleteI tried some grits at the Cracker Barrel... they weren't my grits, but they were nasty. Never again
ReplyDeleteFunny Skeets. And as far as the studying? You should try some adderall.
ReplyDeleteNot a big fan of grits either.
ReplyDeleteI saw it in Tweets so who knows if it is true or not.
ReplyDeleteDrunk studying? And tomorrow's Oz's birthday. I should have posted something about it today.
ReplyDeleteI really do need adderol but I worry about taking drugs like that, itmake that problem better but make other things worse you know?
ReplyDeleteI understand. I don't see you as the type to get hooked on it though.
ReplyDeleteif I studied drunk.. I would probably just fall asleep, but I like wine
ReplyDeleteI was answering Astrid's question about how I knew about the wedding thing. I saw tweets of her in a wedding dress to one of her friends.
ReplyDeleteOh, I get it now Skeets.
ReplyDeleteHere's the way studying goes for me. I sit with the book in my lap for hours on end, reading and rereading the same thing over and over because I start thinking while I am reading and don't remember a thing. THen I get stressed out because my work is due but I cant do it because I couldnt get through the reading so I start pulling on my eyelashes and eyebrows and then I get get really frustrated and like weak in my limbs? and end up going to bed. There is something very wrong with that entire sequence of events. haha
ReplyDeleteDang Skeets. You could get it and take it before those times you need to study. Do you have trouble at work?
ReplyDeleteThe reason for my major pelicanitis is also the ADD my mind is constantly racing and shit. I drink some coffee and it slows the fuck down for a bit but then once it wears off I am back to racing. At night it's bad too, I have a super hard time falling asleep, to the point where I am physically so tired that my body aches and every fucking position I lay in is uncomfortable so I have to keep moving and then I finally get comfy but I cannot get my mind to go to sleep. It fucking sucks man. I take melatonin a lot.
ReplyDeleteDo you think the "other things made worse" by Adderall would be worse than what you are going through now?
ReplyDeleteI feel you on the super hard time falling asleep.
ReplyDeleteyeah I have problems at work, my bosses know that they can't rely on just telling me something and have me remember it. I have to have a note or if they do just tell me verbally they have to make sure that I repeat it back to them and not just say uh-huh or ok. haha. I seem spacey and forgetful and probably pretty stupid but I am not, I just have trouble focusing.
ReplyDeleteThen you might consider trying something out Streets.
ReplyDeletedid you see this spurs?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tmz.com/2010/06/20/lorenzo-lamas-shayne-lamas-nik-richie-dirty-son-in-law-fathers-day/
I wonder why Nik is tweeting he was on Fox News...
Well it's always been a problem for me but when I was in school I just bullshitted my way through most things and for the most part found it really easy. When it came to math or anything I really had to focus on I had a really difficult time.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to take anything that may change my personality, cause with the exception of the inattention, I like how I am.
I didn't see that Astrid. That's funny.
ReplyDeleteI can see why you wouldn't want to change your personality Skeets, but I don't think your personality would change, I could be wrong though.
ReplyDeleteif it changes.. just stop taking the medicine..
ReplyDeletethey can put you on a very low does and slowly increase it..
ReplyDeleteMy son has ADHD and for a very short time he took ritalin, he was not the quirky, witty and random little guy he usually is. My son is so funny normally and he was just blah... no personality at all just sat like a blob, a blinking, eating and breathing blob, completely void of any emotion what-so-ever. I couldnt do that to him so he went off meds and we've been doing behavior modification.
ReplyDeleteand actually my son's diagnosis of ADD is what made me realize that I had it too. He is just like I was as a kid, super impulsive. I once my mom made me wear my keds without socks and dropped me off to school like that. I wasn't having it so without really thinking it through I tried to run the fuck home... I was 7, our house was not within walking distance to the school.
ReplyDeleteI don't think those meds are a great idea for kids. Was he taking it everyday?
ReplyDeleteYou tried to run home? That's funny.
ReplyDeletemy medicine made me a blob at first too.. but it was a temporary side effect
ReplyDeleteonce I got used to it, that went away
What do you take Astrid?
ReplyDeletestuff for sleeping and asthma
ReplyDeleteYeah he was taking 5mg twice a day, which is the lowest dose they offer. Ritalin is not one of the better meds but I was paying out of pocket and it was the least expensive option.
ReplyDeleteYeah I got part way home before my mom got home, checked the voicemail and heard a message from the school saying I was absent. Haha
I should get some sleeping stuff.
ReplyDeletedoes RQ speak German
ReplyDeleteI take it your mom was pissed?
ReplyDeleteI don't know Astrid. I'm thinking she does, but I can't say for sure.
ReplyDeleteI think she does too.
ReplyDeleteMy mom wasn't really pissed, just more annoyed. I was always pulling shit like that. Like she's ask me if I wanted water or milk and I answer "yes" because I couldnt make up my mind, I would debate it in my mind forever. If I actually picked one I would cry and ask for the other, eventually she would just give me whatever and not give me a choice or mix them. If I had no choice I was happy. haha I was a total pain in the ass and apparently all those things are symptoms of ADD.
You were a character Elfie.
ReplyDeleteHave you tried melatonin Sours? It works but you will have crazy dreams.
ReplyDeleteNo I haven't tried that Elfie. I probably should.
ReplyDeleteYeah try it, take 2 caplets and within 30 mins yu will be down for the count. I usually don't even remember falling asleep.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to try to pick some of that up this weekend then.
ReplyDeletejust drink yourself to sleep and wake up in a bowl of your own filth like drew does.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds fun.
ReplyDeletejust look at what it does for his skin. the stomach acid and bile in like a chemical peel. he doesnt look a day over 78.
ReplyDeletebile mix* in like...
ReplyDeleteI don't think he's had a drink for a few days now, but I think he wrote that he was going to drink this weekend.
ReplyDeletedidnt he also say he lost 15lbs?
ReplyDeleteYep, 15 pounds.
ReplyDeletewhat did he do? shave his back?
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
ReplyDeleteso wheres the party at? did everyone bail out of here or what?
ReplyDeleteI guess so man.
ReplyDeleteif you want more people talking.. then just start talking shit about Lindsay.. lol
ReplyDeleteI am sitting here with a heating pad on my chest.. I told my Dad about my muscles and he said it might take up to 8 weeks to heal, because he got them a lot when he was an athlete..
ReplyDeleteYou think you'll ever take that dog for another walk?
ReplyDeletewhat about using icy hot?
ReplyDeletei have icy hot too.. no, i won't walk that dog ever again
ReplyDeleteWhat's up, Spurs?
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on EV?
ReplyDeleteNothing much, man. You?
ReplyDeleteNot much. Kind of tired. What have you been up to?
ReplyDeleteBought a few new books the other day, so I've been reading quite a lot today.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool. What did you get?
ReplyDeleteyea.. what are you reading?
ReplyDeleteRight now I'm reading The Trial Of Henry Kissinger by Christopher Hitchens.
ReplyDeleteI also bought Hells Angels by Hunter S Thompson and Atlas Shrugged. I wanted to get a book on the Bilderberg Group, but I couldn't find it in the sea of books written by Conservative pundits.
That's some nice reading material EV.
ReplyDeleteWhich reminds me, there should be a rule of no more than one shelf of books written by people associated with Fox news.
ReplyDeleteYou watch any of the draft?
ReplyDeleteNah, I've never really cared to watch the draft. Outside of the top few picks, I don't know anything about the guys coming in.
ReplyDeleteA lot of those guys won't be in the league in five years anyway.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's pretty much why I don't really follow them until they're in the league. It's always nice to hear a Darko Milicic story, though.
ReplyDeleteThere's always some big time busts.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Atlas Shrugged is good... I know a lot of conservs love it
ReplyDeleteIt's a classic, Astrid. I'm sure it's pretty good.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, not many of them have the effect of being in the same draft as LeBron, Melo, Bosh and Wade.
dick cheny is in the hospital
ReplyDeleteI'm eating the new bacon and blue burger from Wendy's... it's kind of weird but good. But don't eat fries with ketchup at the same time cause it tastes really strange.
ReplyDeletedoes it have blue cheese on it or something?
ReplyDeleteBacon and blue burger? I've heard of that, never tried it. I had Wendy's last week too.
ReplyDeleteBLAH BLAH BLAH.....Who gives a shit about MJ? I am way more important.
ReplyDeleteSure you are DG. Hey, since it seems you are the best, you have any ideas for a post?
ReplyDeleteplus this is the anniversary of me being deathly ill and ended up in the hospital and wishing I was dead. Let's make this about me instead. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteSo glad you made it DG.
ReplyDeleteYeah it has blue cheese crumbles, grilled onions and bacon.
ReplyDeleteDG~ I tried to tell TMZ the same thing, but they were like "DG Who?" and I was like "what rock have you all been LIVING under?!"
do you want kids someday dg?
ReplyDeleteI can't believe TMZ didn't know who she was.
ReplyDeletekids rock. they make the world go around.
ReplyDeleteThat was brilliant.
ReplyDeletemy son is systematically wiping mustard from his burger.... ahhhhhhhhhh. He is his mother's child.
ReplyDeleteCongrats Skeets.
ReplyDeleteYou should check out this Kissinger book if you ever want some good reading, Spurs. Interesting stuff, I'll probably finish it tonight.
ReplyDeleteI asked DG.. because of this article
ReplyDeleteyou want to post it spurs?
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE65O53O20100625
I tend to do that too EV. Get a book and if it's good read it fast.
ReplyDeleteThat's interesting Astrid. I know you aren't planning on having kids right?
ReplyDeleteI got the 200 spot with my very important comment! I ROCK!
ReplyDeleteAstrid~ Do you want kids someday?
I don't, actually I am trying to give away the ones I have... haha.
Truth be told I am looking into fostering kids with behavioral issues. I love kids and I'm really flippin patient.
That's why I wrote congrats Skeets.
ReplyDeleteYou really want to be a foster mom? That's cool.
ReplyDeleteYeah I wasn't sure if that cause I got 200 or because I have apparently passed all my neurosises on to my poor child haha.
ReplyDeleteFunny, I was wondering if you knew what I meant.
ReplyDeleteYeah therapeutic foster care, the harder to place ones. I have to go through 6 months worth of classes but then I can take one.
ReplyDeleteFMB's family consists of 3 blood related kids and 6 adopted ones. They have had more fosters than they can count. I've always wanted to do it but didn't know if I could cause I'm single but I found out from his mom that I definitely can and went through the initial paperwork already.