Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Real Housewives skank Danielle Staub's sex tape
She is so gross. The nipple placement on her fake tits (especially the left one) is probably one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen.
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does J lo really have a sex tape?
ReplyDeleteSome dweeb she used to be married to was supposed to have one Oz. I'd like to see that.
ReplyDeleteoh wait never mind here it is... she does have wonky boobs.
ReplyDeleteYeah she does. And I took it down the first time because I had spelled her name wrong.
ReplyDeleteIt's better to be flat chested than end up with a mess like that.
ReplyDeletethats quite the lip situation
ReplyDeleteIt is. She just needs retire that body.
ReplyDeleteWhy would anyone mutilate themselves like that? Looking at her you can tell she has a few screws loose. Did anyone see the episode where she goes to this fundraiser for a kid wth cancer and brings Hell's Angels and a felon with her "for protection"?
ReplyDeleteI'm proud to say I've never seen one episode of Real Housewives. Actually I did see one (don't know what city) that had that chick Jo in it.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, she has a few screws loose no doubt.
"and a felon with her"
ReplyDeleteeasy
Yeah Skeets, don't be throwing a "felon" under the bus.
ReplyDeleteThat still shot on this video just shows the nuttiness in her.
ReplyDeleteguarentee that chick is hotter than anyone CBT has ever banged though
ReplyDeleteTHe only reason I mention is that way is that is how she kept referring to him... as if taking a "felon" with her will aid in her unneeded protection. Then the "convicted felon" creates a ruckus cause they didn't get their own table (they were uninvited and unexpected guests) She's so crazy.
ReplyDeleteguarantee****
ReplyDeletespelling like Im from arkansas
Probably Oz, but remember this chick is way too old for him.
ReplyDeleteI feel bad for her kids Streets.
ReplyDeleteYeah, in his internet world. In his real world he'd bang any 40-60 barfly skank that would let him
ReplyDeleteFunny.
ReplyDeletespeaking of guarantees, you've heard this one spurs?:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoLxuyV9qz8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ8cJtGtd_c
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80hvAuDOx7c
ReplyDeleteI had never heard that Oz.
ReplyDeleteThat Going Through Changes song is pretty good.
ReplyDeleteHell yeah.. That atmosphere song is sick as hell too man..
ReplyDeleteEm's new album has some hot shit on it, but it still isnt nearly as good as Slim Shady LP, Marshall Mathers LP or The Eminem Show
Yeah, it does seem like a good album, but he set the bar high with his previous albums. I don't think he'll ever get back to those days.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Astrid? I saw the parts where she's not holding that crap on her chest, just trust her nipples are jacked.
ReplyDeletemaybe I will watch the whole video later... is this the actual sex tape or just her giving a preview
ReplyDeleteNo, it's the actual sex tape.
ReplyDeletedid you enjoy it? would you do her?
ReplyDeleteshe does work out a lot on the show... she seems like she is in shape.. and I do feel bad for her kids too
ReplyDeleteon the show, you can even tell her kids think she's crazy and they are smarter than her
I skipped around and watched it for about two minutes total. It's nasty and no, I wouldn't do her.
ReplyDeleteDid she just get a lot of money from her ex-husband or what?
ReplyDeleteit's funny one on the show is bankrupt and this one is making porn... Jersey has the classiest housewives..
ReplyDeleteThey do.
ReplyDeleteI think she did get the money from her ex.. she doesn't do anything, but act like a psycho and live in a mansion with her kids
ReplyDeleteI wonder if RQ's boyfriend is her ex..
ReplyDeleteNice job Oz.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure her ex is thrilled to be away from her.
ReplyDeleteher ex wrote a book about her... he was crazy too
ReplyDeleteHey spurs, remember Aspen? I'm not going to reveal what picture it is but his sister was posted on the dirty. It's always interesting when you see someone you know on there.
ReplyDeleteWho would buy a book from her ex?
ReplyDeleteI remember Aspen DG. That's funny his sister is on there.
ReplyDeletewhat is going on with kristen's lawsuit
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure Astrid. I was thinking about that the other day.
ReplyDeleteGood question Astrid. I think the punishment should be for Nik to be forced to get herpes.
ReplyDeleteThat would be a fitting punishment.
ReplyDeleteJust send Lindsanity as the punishment. She will pass it to him.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't help yourself could you DG?
ReplyDeletej
ReplyDeleteNik probably already has herpes
ReplyDeleteSo I take it Aspen knows about thedirty DG?
ReplyDeleteShayne probably gave it to him.
ReplyDeleteThat's just nasty.
ReplyDeleteI think those a scars on her nipples..
ReplyDeleteand why did you post this spurs? I thought there were rules against porn here..
ReplyDeleteOhhhh MY GOD. My eyes need to be washed out. I don't know if I'll be able to sleep tonight after watching that foulllllllllness... WOW. I need to throw up
ReplyDeleteAstrid said...
ReplyDeleteand why did you post this spurs? I thought there were rules against porn here..
Good question astrid.. Why Spurz... Why!!!!!! I knew it was going to be bad.. but It's like a train wreck.. I need a puke bucket
What's up CBT? It is bad.
ReplyDeleteI just thought it might bring in some traffic Astrid.
ReplyDeleteHer pierced meat curtains is a great touch.. barf
ReplyDeleteFunny Fl Anonymous, sorry to make you sick.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, that piercing is top notch.
ReplyDeleteHer two children must be proud.
ReplyDeleteOh, you know they are jumping for joy. And I'm sure no one is giving them a hard time. Kids can be nice.
ReplyDeleteDid she get her boob job done in Tijuna, mexico in some dark alley? Wack job freak show
ReplyDeleteExactly. She has to know they look jacked up.
ReplyDeleteHaha.. Yeah seriously her kid's must be getting all kinds of shit at school
ReplyDeleteI've seen that housewives show before.. That chick is a real psycho.. I know schocker
ReplyDeleteThat seems to be the verdict from the people who have seen the show.
ReplyDeleteThis is the perfect chick for Fat Drew.
ReplyDeleteShe does seem like a good catch for him. Drew would probably rob this chick's banking account after the third date.
ReplyDeleteShe could invest into his cell phone credit card scam deal
ReplyDeleteI think that bankrupt housewife should so she and her family can get their fortune back.
ReplyDeleteI think she should stick with porn.. it just seems like a fitting profession for her..
ReplyDeleteThe guy in the video seems young too... she can do milf and cougar porn. I wonder if that nasty scar down her stomach is from a c-section..
I hope she was able to make some cash off this. Then again why would anyone: pay for it in the first place and why would they pay for it now that it's on the internet?
ReplyDeleteIt was the worst porn I have seen btw... I watched the whole thing, and I was bored out of my mind. I just wanted to see if he was going to pull that condom off and jizz all over her face like most porn stars do..
ReplyDeleteand the condom was funny... if your making a home porn with her, you'd think he would know her well enough to not use a condom
Funny Astrid, good point. And sorry you didn't get to see a facial.
ReplyDeleteI guess you saw the U.S. moved on? Pretty cool.
ReplyDeleteyep.. America.. fuck yea
ReplyDeleteand Germany and Ghana moved on too...
ReplyDeleteI took off to work at about the 86 minute mark. Sucks. I should have just stayed and watched it all.
ReplyDeleteFat Asstrid needs a greg blast, just sayin.......
ReplyDeleteI think the U.S. plays Ghana next Astrid.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Drew? You should greg blast her.
ReplyDeleteI have my cam ready to snap. Of course I have to wake the monster up but he generally is at my command......
ReplyDeleteFunny Drew.
ReplyDeleteAssTrid, need your email addy? I'm in the mood for love............
ReplyDeleteYeah Astrid, give Drew your e-mail address.
ReplyDeleteI'm freeking starving! I have lost close to 15 pounds since I started dieting but I'm always miserable.
ReplyDeletedid Danielle's porn turn you on Drew?
ReplyDeleteDamn Drew, 15 pounds? That's great.
ReplyDeleteOh great Drew, you look great! Yes I physically feel better as well. Do me a favor and step the fuck off! I'm hungry here!
ReplyDeleteWho's Danielle Assmunch?
ReplyDeleteI was being serious. If you've lost 15 pounds, that's some discipline.
ReplyDeletemental eye.....blinded....again.
ReplyDeleteThe skank in this video Drew.
ReplyDeleteYeah Anonymous, you are going to have to get a seeing eye dog soon.
ReplyDeleteno thanks to screwy drewy and cbt.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I don't come here to look at this stuff like the video above, its not that time. I am very regimented. I play Mafia Wars after work then visit your site. After that I finish up with a huge rub out to Youporn.com This video is throwing off my schedule.
ReplyDeleteBesides, how's it feel that this tramp's clit lips are bigger then your greg?
Good one Drew. And I'm sorry to break up your evening routine.
ReplyDeleteOn a not so serious note, the latest Dos Equis commercial is funny as hell, love it!
ReplyDeleteHey Drew, what did you think of Petreaus taking over?
ReplyDeleteI don't think I've seen it.
ReplyDeleteSpursy :) Sorry I haven't been around much, just been busy with work and life....
ReplyDeleteToday is my 23rd Bday :) Going out to Deep Ellum this Saturday....should be interesting...
Damn, TEXAS. Happy Birthday! I knew your birthday is in June, I thought it was like the 26th or 27th.
ReplyDeleteNope, it's today.
ReplyDeleteWhat day is ur Bday???
So whats all this fairy shit about Merlin?
Is he truly one??
happy barf-day miss texas.
ReplyDeletedid you get a free super size upgrade at mickey d's?
ReplyDeleteMine was on Monday TeXaS. Wop's is on Saturday.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, she's gay. She's been gay for awhile now.
whoever writes those Dos Equis commercials knows cbt..
ReplyDeleteFunny Anon- Actually I got an Caramal Frapp. from Starbucks this morning before work....thats about it....
ReplyDeleteAnd a Presidente margarita
ReplyDeletePetreaus is a an Obama puppet. McCrystal was getting the job done over there
ReplyDeletewhat would you do drew? say if the pres told you to get shit done...who would you take with you?
ReplyDeleteIt will be interesting to see how it goes over there now Drew.
ReplyDeletethey have been getting shit done for over 8 years..
ReplyDeleteThey sure have Astrid. It's been a huge success.
ReplyDeleteIn all fairness to the Anointed One, we can't have a military head questioning or commenting as to the authority of the presidential branch. Regardless of our thoughts, and you know how I feel, bottom line is that McCrystal over stepped the boundaries. With that said, I agree 100% with what he said. Be that as it may, there's a chain of command that all soldiers need to follow as set forth by our founding fathers. Obama did what he needed to do, period.
ReplyDeleteWell said Drew.
ReplyDeletenow that afghanistan has natural resources...we need to bomb them!
ReplyDeletetheres gold in them thar hills! kill the ragheads!
ReplyDeleteBasically Obama said, "I'm the head Nigga in charge"!
ReplyDeleteOr grab the natural resources for our own good Anonymous. That's what we should do.
ReplyDeleteYou sure he didn't say "Shine" Drew?
ReplyDeleteWell would u rather have Sarah Palin in charge???
ReplyDeletei would rather have that war done and over with. actually, we should have just hired a mercenary squad and had bin laden killed years ago.
ReplyDeleteShe does TeXaS.
ReplyDeleteThat would have been the best idea Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteRemember when he called McCain out on the carpet? He basically told him, " Yo Whitey, I won this shizzle...........
ReplyDeletewe could have said, '25 mill, tax free when you bring his fucking head on a plate. now get to gettin'.
ReplyDeletebin laden would have been dead in a month.
ReplyDeleteHey Drew, I'm watching some show on the mob. The New York crime families refer to the New Jersey mob as "farmers", since they live in New Jersey.
ReplyDeleteDrew, I'll always remember Jay-Z celebrating by saying, "My President is black" and all this other shit.
ReplyDeleteHe would have been dead in a month Anonymous, you're right.
ReplyDeleteTeXaS, you should e-mail her and get the story.
ReplyDeleteHow do you like your place now that you've been in it awhile TeXaS?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, DeMarcus Cousins? Huge upside or to big of a headache. Your call?
ReplyDeletedrew, let me ask you a serious question ok? i need a answer from the pit of your stomach too. answer with your heart.
ReplyDeleteToo big of a headache. I'd stay away from that guy, though he is extremely talented.
ReplyDeleteWait I thought Merlin being gay was a joke... he is really gay?
ReplyDeletewhats his email???
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure she's gay Streets.
ReplyDeletemerlin@thedirty.com
ReplyDeletedrew, do you think cbt is a good kisser? be honest!
ReplyDeleteI watched that program on CNBC earlier. The Supranos was based on that mob from Jersey. Guy, stop hatin on NJ cause your state has zero going on except for a bunch of wet backs swimming the Rio Grand..........
ReplyDeletedoes he respond to u under that e-mail spurs?
ReplyDeleteOkay Drew. And yeah, I saw the Sopranos was based on him.
ReplyDeleteYes TeXas. Merlin is a good sport.
ReplyDeletehuh???
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean Anonymous?
ReplyDeletei asked drew if he thinks cbt is a good kisser.
ReplyDeleteHe probably has his pants around his ankles just thinking about it.
ReplyDeletewaiting for the lotion to finsih warming up in the microwave. its the longest 15 seconds of his life!
ReplyDeleteYou ever warm up lotion Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteOk Spursy, I sent him an e-mail, figure he won't receive it until tomorrow though...
ReplyDeleteWe'll settle this once and for all :)
i have a conair lotion warmer...so pretty much i have warm lotion at my disposable at any point during the day.
ReplyDeleteSpurs who needs to warm up lotion with there is KY Warming Sensation lol
ReplyDelete*WHEN
ReplyDeleteI'm interested to see how she responds. Did you just ask her if she was gay?
ReplyDeletei think he works the 3rd shift miss texas. he might be there.
ReplyDeleteNice deal Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteWell I told him that u think hes gay, but I think hes hot and I dont think hes gay, so were trying to settle this out...
ReplyDeleteTrue TeXaS, there is that Warming Sensation stuff.
ReplyDeleteFunny TeXaS, she should like that.
ReplyDeleteyeah. i got it on clearance at walgreens. it was like 6 bucks....but has paid itself off ages ago.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure it has.
ReplyDeletemy dick skin is as soft as velvet. all the jackoff callouses are.....gone! GONE!
ReplyDeletewheres my lover, dg?
ReplyDeleteJust because someone is hot, sadly does not keep them straight.
ReplyDeleteI am here honeybear!
ReplyDeletehey mis texas, you should send merlin a pic of your turd cutter and let him see how hairy it is.....you might be able to turn him around?
ReplyDeleteSo how's your class Astrid?
ReplyDeletehowdy my little lemondrop.
ReplyDeleteyeah astrid, did you learn anything at zooskool?
ReplyDeleteI just aced the Rorschach test and ready for bed. Take care, gell your hair.............
ReplyDeletedo you use tres flores, drew?
ReplyDeleteMT: Did you see that episode on True Life with the 'straight' guy that did gay porn? He was so hot but I learned to accept he did not like girls even if he hasn't come to terms with it yet.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on acing it Drew. Later on man.
ReplyDeleteYeah, if you are doing gay porn, you aren't straight.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous sad to tell u but my downtown area does not look like a teddy bear with its head cut off....
ReplyDeleteI dont know what kind of chicks youve been banging, but there is such thing as shaving ur butthole
It's only 10:30, the party has just begun. But it's ok anon, you are all I need at the party.
ReplyDeleteYeah Anonymous.
ReplyDeletefuck that gay for pay shit. if you have something going in your out door...youre gay. unless your a broad, of course. women can fuck anything they want and its natural. men...not so much.
ReplyDeletedg and i have our own vip booth going on. fuck you niggas!
ReplyDeleteYes DG I did see that episode of True Life, total turn off...I was so confused bc he said he was "straight" but he was doing gay porn. Anyone who gets naked around other men doing anything slightly sexual makes them straight up flamers.
ReplyDeletemiss texas, i think your cooter looks like a bear skin bikini. drink piss!
ReplyDeleteThat guy said he got paid $600 for straight and $10,000 for the gay porn.
ReplyDeleteand sold his dignity right along with it.
ReplyDeleteDamn, $9400 difference? That's crazy.
ReplyDeleteIm gonna be up in the VIP doing it big at Club Thrive in Dallas this weekend.
ReplyDeleteThriveDallas.com
yuck...no way is some other man gonna put his pecker near me. fuck that.
ReplyDeleteJust think, you can make $120,000 a year for 30 minutes of work a month.
ReplyDeleteI hope you end up on the gallery TeXaS.
ReplyDeletei need to stop being so mean to miss texas.
ReplyDeleteYou interested, spurs?
ReplyDeleteYou should get into lesbian porn DG.
ReplyDeleteand live in shame forever.
ReplyDeleteNo anon, that wouldn't work out for you. I would be jealous.
ReplyDeleteCould you imagine going to your family and saying, "Hey, I do gay porn."
ReplyDelete