Monday, July 12, 2010
Mel Gibson the Comedian
This is nuts. I love the 1:51 mark. "You should just smile and BLOW ME! Because I deserve it!" And if you don't want to watch all of it (understandable), at least fast forward it to the 2:38 mark where he starts to breathe like a mad man. Telling her she needs a "bat upside the head" at the 4:05 mark is Hallmark material.
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That's funny Mel. You need medication.
ReplyDeleteWHAT??? YOU NEED A SLEDGE HAMMER TO THE FUCKING NUTS! HOW ABOUT THAT!? AND I CAN DO IT TOO
ReplyDeleteNah, I just need a recorder to make you look like a fool and ruin your career.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a Jew Mel.
ReplyDeletewhoa this dude is really off his rocker when she told him he needs meds that was the biggest understatement of the century
ReplyDeleteI'd agree. That is the biggest understatement in history.
ReplyDeleteDamn, this guy has completely lost it!! I'd say he's probably done in H town.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up 2dirty4u? You never answered last night. Why did you go see Eclipse?
ReplyDeleteAnd he has lost it. Hard to believe he was responsible for Passion of the Christ.
ReplyDeleteOh, sorry, I posted that from my phone. I was in Houston and my mother wanted to go see if for some reason, so I went with her. The only cool part was the fight scene. Other than that it was a long ass movie.
ReplyDeleteSo your mom is a Twilight fan?
ReplyDeleteI feel bad for Mel. That girl used him and she is purposely pressing his buttons to make him upset. She could handle things better if she ever really cared and wasn't just some gold digger looking for a meal ticket.
ReplyDeleteApparently so. Was news to me.
ReplyDeleteThe thing is she's burning her meal ticket's future DG. I'm sure she got paid good money for the audio though.
ReplyDeleteYour mom didn't rock a Twilight shirt did she?
ReplyDeleteNo, but I was surprised how many people were there.
ReplyDeleteI read that movie has already made over $250 million.
ReplyDeleteMel's career was over anyway.
ReplyDeletePretty much. But he could still direct and produce some films. Not anymore.
ReplyDeleteif you take away to wife abuse, mel can say some pretty funny stuff.
ReplyDeleteaway the* wife
ReplyDeleteYou're right Anonymous, he can.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how he's going to explain this?
ReplyDeletei would say that she dubbed those lines from some of my script readings.
ReplyDeleteYeah, she strung him along good.
ReplyDeleteif that wasnt be recorded by her i can pretty much promise she was just as bad, if not worse, than him. men dont act like nutjobs.....they REACT like nutjobs.
ReplyDeletewheres dg? i want her to just smile and BLOW ME! because i deserve it!
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm sure she wasn't innocent by any means.
ReplyDeletebeing*
ReplyDeletemy fingers are on break.
She needs to know that.
ReplyDeletewhen i was younger i had gotten into trouble for an assault charge and had to go to court. well, i told the judge that i didnt hit anyone, that i just put my hands up to protect myself and the other person headbutted my fists. i got the charges dropped. i fucking swear.
ReplyDeleteAre you serious?
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome.
ReplyDeleteyeah. the judge was an idiot...or didnt care. i also took a couple of friends as 'witnesses'.
ReplyDeleteThat worked out great for you.
ReplyDeleteWhere was that?
ReplyDeleteback home. where im from.
ReplyDeleteThat's right. I know that place.
ReplyDeleteplanet xenu.
ReplyDeleteok....be back in a bit.
All right man. And I've heard Xenu is a great place.
ReplyDeleteI bailed anon out.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah? Sounds to me like he did all the work himself.
ReplyDeleteWhat up, Spurs?
ReplyDeleteWhat's up EV? How have you been man? Doing some reading?
ReplyDeleteNo. I told him exactly what to do and that's what he did. I am his Johnny Cochran.
ReplyDeleteYou're smarter than I thought.
ReplyDeleteA little. Finally taking a break from everyone needing "favors."
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean EV?
ReplyDeleteHe's like my own Johnny Cochran. Matter of fact, he'll kick Johnny Cochran's ass.
ReplyDeleteMy relatives are lazy cheap asses. Why call a contractor when you have seven sisters whom all have sons?
ReplyDeleteFunny man.
ReplyDeletethe best way to get out of doing a job you dont want to do, give a really high estimate.
ReplyDeletewheres dg? i want my blow job!
ReplyDeleteShe left man. Inconsiderate.
ReplyDeleteEstimate? Pffft. Their idea of an estimate is you telling them the time you'll show up and be done.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I was going to say I think it wasn't an "estimate" type job for EV Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteI swear that the bitch that lives above me is a stripper.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you think that 2dirty4u?
ReplyDelete2d4u.....what were you doing watching that twilight movie?
ReplyDeleteHey EV, did you see Jesse Jackson's words on LeBron?
ReplyDeleteHe answered it above Anonymous. He went with his mom.
ReplyDeleteShe used to keep me up having sex with her bf till I ran into him one day on my way out and told him I could hear everything and smiled at him. Now, it sounds like she is moving shit at 3 every morning, or she got some new exercise machine. If she wern't so damn fine I'd bang on my ceiling. Now I kinda miss the sex noises.
ReplyDeleteMan, I was going to mention the exercising in the morning. I've had that before.
ReplyDeleteDon't give me any shit for that Anon, my mother wanted to go see it so I was being the nice son.
ReplyDeleteah, i didnt know you were jewed into it. your man card is just suspended...not revoked.
ReplyDeleteI didn't ask earlier. Did your mom like it?
ReplyDeleteAll she kept talking about after the movie was how she didn't understand why everyone was making such a big deal out of that vampire guy, and how ugly she thought he was.
ReplyDeleteFor what it's worth, those vampire chics are smokin.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteWere they better than Wolfie Rodriquez?
ReplyDeleteDon't know who Wolfie is, but I'm going to say Si.
ReplyDeleteMan cards are for the insecure...
ReplyDeleteI saw it, Spurs, but I didn't really look into it. JJ is a fraud, a self-destructing character fabricated by the government.
http://www.spursfansays.com/search/label/sarah%20wolfie%20rodriguez
ReplyDeleteIt was ridiculous as usual EV.
ReplyDeleteOf course it was, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteWolfie looks like Joan Jett
ReplyDeleteShe does look like Joan Jett.
ReplyDeleteFigured Drew would pop in here since the Bachelorette is over now.
ReplyDeleteGood one. Yeah, I thought that Drew would be around too.
ReplyDeletei still like that new clash of the titans.
ReplyDeletedo you think drew watches the bachelorette while sitting on the couch and eating bon bons?
ReplyDeleteAll while painting his nails.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to go with a yes on that one.
ReplyDeleteI'm a Tyra and Yoplait girl, myself.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah? Does that soothe your soul?
ReplyDeleteIs this blogger site owned by Google Spurs?
ReplyDeleteIt does, Spurs. Especially when she does those male castration episodes that further inflate my already staggering ego.
ReplyDeleteTyra and Oprah should do a tandem show of just trashing men on prime time.
ReplyDeleteThey should get CBT and all his sugar babies on there. Great subject matter for them.
ReplyDeleteThat would be entertaining.
ReplyDeleteEvil, evil man taking advantage of those downtrodden victims. He lures them in with promises of money and then...gives it to them. Gasp!
ReplyDeleteIt's just horrible.
ReplyDeleteI just watched that video of Pam and didn't realize you were actually talking to her Spurs. You should have asked for a strip tease for us.
ReplyDeleteMan, I hear you. I thought about that after. Her mom was there though, I don't think it would have happened.
ReplyDeleteGood one CBT.
ReplyDeleteYou hit the corn cobe pipe tonight?
ReplyDeleteCBT said...
ReplyDeleteDG's idea of safe sex?
Lock the car doors.
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ReplyDeleteComedy hour.
ReplyDeleteNot yet. Just loadin' up.
ReplyDeleteNice. I think I should do the same.
ReplyDeleteyou guys crack me up
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm out of Vodka. Shit.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't really say it is comedy hour because there is no comedy.
ReplyDeleteBummer 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteIt's called sarcasm dummy.
ReplyDeleteEV, get a kill count in double digits and you'll never have ego issues.
ReplyDeleteYou guys see this Russian lady they are saying was a spy? Am I the only one that thinks she's ugly as hell? I don't get all the publicity.
ReplyDeleteYour sarcasm sucks too.
ReplyDeleteWhat does DG say after multiple orgasms?
ReplyDeleteSo you boys all in the same band, or what?
Yeah, I saw that last week 2dirty4u. She's already back in Russia I think.
ReplyDeleteI have some vodka and jager 2d4u. I will share some with you.
ReplyDeleteThanks DG.
ReplyDeleteStand up material CBT.
ReplyDeleteI like DG more and more every day!
ReplyDeleteLeadin' a charmed life is a blessing and a curse.
ReplyDeleteI have rockstar to mix the jager with too.
ReplyDeleteI need to stop going on the GTO board. Read that shit for a few hours and you'd think every single-race white was being funneled into internment camps while the black Adolf Hitler ordered their genocide.
ReplyDeleteYou call it charmed and I call it bad karma.
ReplyDeleteEV, you should leave this link over there:
ReplyDeletehttp://abcnews.go.com/Politics/naacp-tea-party-civil-rights-group-considers-resolution/story?id=11144640
What goes: Blonde, bruntette, blond, bruntette?
ReplyDeleteDG doin' naked cartwheels.
That will get them excited.
ReplyDeleteGood one CBT.
ReplyDeleteIs Drew commenting as CBT?
ReplyDeleteDG, different things are important to us. The things that mattered to me at your age, 38, don't matter at my age, 51.
ReplyDeleteFunny DG.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing long and hard DG didn't like was 4th grade.
ReplyDeleteSo take that furry snout.
ReplyDeleteIt has probably already been posted there, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteDrew couldn't even come up jokes this bad, DG.
ReplyDeleteRemember, though. It's not racist if the comments are based on factual statistics!
ReplyDeleteProbably EV. Even on left wing ABC people are bashing her.
ReplyDeleteEV, what's GTO? I assume u ain't talkin' about an old Pontiac.
ReplyDeleteNope, I'm talking about a new Pontiac.
ReplyDeleteWhat does DG do if she's not in bed by 11pm on a weeknight?
ReplyDeleteShe picks up her purse, leaves the bar and goes home.
So where did the white guys and the black Hitler enter into this?
ReplyDeleteMake it 1 am, it would be better CBT.
ReplyDeleteThe bars close early here on weeknights. Buckle of the Bible Belt, you know. I tend to forget civilization is like.
ReplyDeleteWhy was DG's belly button sore?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous is blonde, too.
38? Interesting. I hope I look like this when I'm that age.
ReplyDeleteOnly a few years away DG.
ReplyDeleteWell, apparently 95% of GTO owners are racist, ignorant republicans. At least, that's the idea you'd get if you looked in the debate room.
ReplyDeleteIt's more than a few spurs.
ReplyDeleteGenerally 11pm. The private clubs are open til 5am, but only like 4 nights a week, except for the Royal, 10am to 5pm, seven days a week. David Allen Coe built that place for a theater, then shot one of his roadies in the head down in Texas and did some time. The place ended up a club. The Royal is shut down at least one week every two months by the ABC for liqour law violations. The owner just factors fines into his business expenses and rolls on.
ReplyDeleteI take it there aren't a lot of drunken driving arrests there.
ReplyDeleteNegroes do not generally attend meetings to celebrate the type of car they drive. They are far too cool for that.
ReplyDeleteI think EV is the kind of good, earnest kid that generally don't talk to to for fear my wicked ways might rub off on him. I hate to corrupt the innocent.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he's afraid of your big bad ways.
ReplyDeleteI think EV is the kind of good, earnest kid that I generally don't talk to to for fear my wicked ways might rub off on him. I hate to corrupt the innocent
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he's afraid of your big bad ways.
ReplyDeleteOnce again.
"Do your best in an ostentatous manner, all the time"-George Patton
ReplyDeleteThat can bleed over from soldier to old cowboy pretty easy.
You're a Renaissance Man CBT.
ReplyDeleteTrue.
ReplyDeleteHow many car shows have you been to EV?
ReplyDeleteI go to them all the time. There is one down the street and one at the Scottsdale pavilions every Saturday.
ReplyDeleteYou see some pretty bad ass cars?
ReplyDeleteIs CBT about to fall out?
ReplyDeleteI think I'm 5 minutes to late?
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Drew? I think he is. Did you see that link I posted earlier?
ReplyDeletehttp://abcnews.go.com/Politics/naacp-tea-party-civil-rights-group-considers-resolution/story?id=11144640
Spurs, EV's so earnest it's amusing.
ReplyDeleteEV, any group of more than 2 humans turns into gossiping housewives.
Yeah, you see some nice shit at the pavilions. Good mix of different types of cars.
ReplyDeleteI just glanced now. You know where I stand on this topic. Not a big fan of the tea party and certainly not a fan of Ohbama and his genetically raised wife
ReplyDeleteGenetically raised?
ReplyDeleteYou know, I've had some motherfucker from this site call my job and one of the bars I go to. I have a greeting card from a certifiable lunatic with big feet I e-met here. I've spent weeks at a time getting texts from 3 to 6am nonstop, from someone from here. I've spoken to 7 commenters on the phone, had email convos with two others.
ReplyDeleteWe're all fucking crazy in some fashion, some waaay more so than others, but we're all a little off.
Drew, Dick Morris is gonna be here Wednesday morning. I got to herd his ass around.
ReplyDeleteWith that said, I approve of 75% of the tea party's position but just don't like there approach.
ReplyDeleteYou're amusing in general, CBT.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean Drew? With the rallies or what?
ReplyDeleteThe texts from 3 to 6 am had to be fun CBT.
ReplyDeleteDick Morris is the only republic ever that loves cock CBT. No wonder you relate?
ReplyDeleteFunny Drew. Maybe they'll make love at CBT's cabin.
ReplyDeleteNo, EV. Pretty much everyone here has demonstrated some manner of mental malfunction that puts them outside the norm of regular folks. Going to car shows and fussing about the Mustangs in the next lanne is yours.
ReplyDeleteDrew, I thought you admired the guy. I think he's the only dude dumb enough to get busted with a hooker without having beat her up.
ReplyDeleteAre you actually going to be showing him around CBT?
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteThe texts from 3 to 6 am had to be fun CBT."
Yeah.
Spurs, google the statement made by Jimmy the Greek. He got canned over it.
ReplyDeleteI'm a gon' take him to the Olde Tyme for breakfast between the show he does and the meeting he's speaking at.
ReplyDeleteYou must not read many of my comments all the way through, CBT. Or, you just chose to ignore where I said that isn't my idea of entertainment, so you could make a point.
ReplyDeleteThis is a fun game, though, can I try? You seem to have a tendency to constantly remind all of us how your a cold blooded killer badass war veteran. Maybe it's because you don't feel like a very important individual without it?
How about the joke that got Earl Butz canned?
ReplyDeleteI remember the quote Drew.
ReplyDeleteCBT, Spurs:
ReplyDeleteNewt Gingrich is seriously considering running for President?
Old Tyme breakfast CBT? Nice.
ReplyDeleteI don't think he has a chance Drew.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, right now Gingrich has the most name recognition in the GOP, except for Palin. At least Gingrich actually knows where Russia is.
ReplyDeleteI think it might end up being Jindal.
ReplyDeleteIs it possible that any Democratic President could be farther left then that peanut farmer Carter? I'll give you one guess?
ReplyDeleteWho Drew?
ReplyDeleteVictory. Doesn't count though, DG's not here.
ReplyDeleteI ran DG off with blonde jokes?
ReplyDeleteI think you did. I'm pretty sure she was destroyed.
ReplyDeleteCool. I think it was the belly button one that got her.
ReplyDeleteHow do you get DG out of a tree?
ReplyDeleteWave
Why does DG keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
ReplyDeleteIn case she locks the keys in her car.
Those are going to devastate her.
ReplyDeleteI'm almost on the verge of rooting for Miami next year, solely because of how pissed anti-LeBron fans are getting at this shit.
ReplyDeleteWhy does DG wear condoms on her ears?
ReplyDeleteSo she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
No way EV. It would be hard for me to root for them.
ReplyDeleteWhy did DG get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
ReplyDeleteBecause on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Full of jokes tonight CBT.
ReplyDeleteWhat is the irritating part around DG's vagina?
ReplyDeleteThe other guys waiting their turn.