Spurs fan not sure if you have seen these twitter pages, thought you have a laugh at these accounts: Dirtyhater, Ibeatupnikrichie, and thedirtysucks. Saw an exchange dirtyhater had with a guy that seems to love the dirty and calls himself Superman thought you'd enjoy it.
Yeah, I scratched out his face. Call me a pussy, whatever, to me it's not worth it if someone is that serious about not being posted. He was on here commenting for 2 and a half hours, after awhile leaving it up is just bullying.
Update: Superman, it appears you didn't delete your twitter account entirely, you just changed your name. Seems like you are still dirty army (lame) strong.
Update 2: There you go Superman, I'll leave it like this.
I can understand that Spurs, I wuld feel the same way if I wasnt a Miami fan. Actually I was a Cleveland fan long before I liked the heat... when Mark Price was playing for them.
ReplyDeleteMiami is a bandwagon sports town.
ReplyDeleteSeriously it is, I wish it wasnt though. All of a sudden you see a bunch of people showing up at triple A like it was a fashion show or a club.
ReplyDeleteI remember buying tickets with the pzza-hut special. $26.00 for a pizza, soda, and seat in 300's. That was the shit back then. Now it will be expensive as hell to get a decent ticket in the 200's.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Miami, Superman is from there. You should avoid him or cross the streets if you see him. Especially if he is wearing a backpack.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, yes I will do my best to avoid him. He has some sweet eyebrows though.
ReplyDeleteOh shit you finally posted "Miami"
ReplyDeleteHe does Miami. We'll probably be seeing this pic on the news after the next terrorist attack.
ReplyDeleteAlright my man Spurs, I am up out of here. I am leaving work early and going home to put some of that shit up in the air, na mean. Be easy and have a good weekend.
ReplyDeleteBefore I go, I want to let OZ know that I think he is a huge terd and I wouldn't even take the time to piss on his face if his teeth were on fire.
ReplyDeleteYou have a good weekend too Miami. Later on man.
ReplyDeleteLater Spurs, and fuck yourself OZ
ReplyDeleteHey Oz, where's Elfie been?
ReplyDeleteShe hasn't been here all week.
ReplyDeleteI know this superman, he is in the iraqi version of new kids on the block. (all our trends are about 20 years late there)
ReplyDeleteThat's funny man. All the teen girls in their burkas and cut off clits love him.
ReplyDeleteMaybe roid fag finally turned the corner and went all Chris Benoit
ReplyDeleteThat's what I was thinking. Maybe he killed her and put her in one of his protein shakes.
ReplyDeleteI just came on here and see you asking about me Sours... you guys are stupid!
ReplyDeleteMy bosses have been out of town so I've been picking up their slack for the past week and a half. I am fucking tired and have more work on my desk then I can possibly get through today.
This dude is such a baller, he rolls up to the club in a completely tricked out camel
ReplyDeletehe has a new single out the hook goes like this "All the girls dey just love me, but my curry skin's greasy"
ReplyDeleteHa Elfie! I saw you were on the post, that's why I asked Oz like that. Though I did ask kinkyb!tch about you the other day. I figured you were busy with your bosses out of town.
ReplyDeleteHow was your 4th?
Damn Oz, you beat me to the camel line.
ReplyDeleteWhen he goes bald he has a built in comb over with his uni-brow
ReplyDeleteWith that I have to get back to the cotton pickin... just wanted to stop by and say hi.
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by Skeets.
ReplyDeleteYou see that dark spot on his bottom lip? sand residue from the camel's nutsack
ReplyDelete"he has a new single out the hook goes like this "All the girls dey just love me, but my curry skin's greasy"
ReplyDeleteWhen he goes bald he has a built in comb over with his uni-brow"
Funny stuff Oz.
I think that residue is gun powder. He was making a bomb at home and went out to blend in with the non-terrorists.
ReplyDeleteThis guy and Miami are the 2010 brokemans version of versace and andrew cunanan
ReplyDeleteDamn, I hadn't heard those guys names in awhile.
ReplyDelete*seen* not heard
ReplyDeletePlease keep this guy away from me. He tried to make love to me two days ago.
ReplyDeleteHe also starred on the iraqi version of doogie hauser as Uday Delpino
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff.
ReplyDeletehe is actually the bi-product of a suicide bomber taking out a central park port-o-potty
ReplyDeleteHis cousin was in one of the planes.
ReplyDeleteWhatta ya get when you mix a muskrat with an arab?
ReplyDeleteWell according to this sandnigger above, superman
That's funny man. He does look like a muskrat.
ReplyDeleteComing this fall:
ReplyDeleteHarold and Kumar 3: Going to the VIP at a shit club
You have some good lines today Oz.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up fellas?
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on EV?
ReplyDeleteFailed Afghan recruitment slogans:
ReplyDeleteBe Allah you can be!
Martyrs have more fun!
Free camoflage turbans! Sign up today!
Uncle oSAMa wants you!
Suicide bomber do it with a bang!
An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a visa.
ReplyDeleteConsul : What is your name?
Arab : Abdul Aziz
Consul : Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul : I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels
Consul : Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul : Man,…….. isn’t it hostile?
Arab : Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul : Oh………. dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!!!!
Waiting for these books to show up. According to their tracker, they've been in Phoenix for two days.
ReplyDeleteNice Oz.
ReplyDeleteI fucked this kids momma, when her husband wasnt home, and I found this home video over there:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXdOMi6Nd8s
Two days? Are they reading them EV?
ReplyDeleteNot sure, but I hope they come today.
ReplyDeleteI think that's his little brother Oz.
ReplyDeleteI think they fuck him.
ReplyDeletelook up in the sky... is it a bird? is it a plane? No its some douche fag arab
ReplyDeleteHe probably learned how to fly after he couldn't board planes anymore.
ReplyDeletenot only is he on the TPA's "no fly list"
ReplyDeletebut he's also on every girls "not fly list"
Hey Oz, why are camels the submarines of the desert?
ReplyDeleteThey are full of semen.
well this this mother fucker must be an Royal Navy HMS Astute Class submarine
ReplyDeleteHe is.
ReplyDeleteWhere is rq? When will she ever stop by again?
ReplyDeleteI don't know where she is. I should e-mail her.
ReplyDeleteThis guy has some fucked up hair. I bet he bought the dvd set of The Gotti Family.
ReplyDeletei love the smell of freshly made cheesecake........mmmmmmmmmmmm
ReplyDeleteHe probably did DG.
ReplyDeleteAnon is teasing me spurs. Make him stop.
ReplyDeleteYou make him stop. Give it up to him.
ReplyDeleteThat was comment 69. Hint DG, hint.
ReplyDeleteBut my comment is #68 and I like it better that way.
ReplyDeleteI was referring to mine, not yours.
ReplyDeleteDuh....you never heard of 68 and I owe you one?
ReplyDeleteNope, never heard it.
ReplyDeleteYou really do live in your parents basement, don't you?
ReplyDeleteNo, they moved me outside to the storm shelter.
ReplyDeleteThat was nice of them. At least you are still safe from the tornadoes.
ReplyDeleteYep, that was the thinking. So did you go grocery shopping?
ReplyDeleteYes. I got lots of fruit and drinks. I think it was because I was thirsty when I was shopping.
ReplyDeleteThat was probably the reason.
ReplyDeleteI bought popsicles too. But that's just for practice.
ReplyDeleteFor the Columbian?
ReplyDeleteOr Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous.
ReplyDeleteI'm honered to be mentioned on such a prestigious site as this. Anyone anti The Dirty is a friend of mine
ReplyDeleteLucky him DG.
ReplyDeleteYou don't like 20K Millionaire do you?
ReplyDeleteI'm not anti the dirty yet I still comment on this prestigous site.
ReplyDeleteAppreciate the word "prestigious" from the both of you.
ReplyDeleteThanks, love your site
ReplyDeleteHe's an illegal mexican and a nik richie fan who sells sex toys and rosary beads. A bit of hypocrit I'd say. But then again I ain't catholic.
Appreciate that. I don't think 20K is an illegal, but I've enjoyed watching the banter between you two.
ReplyDeleteI just read some of his tweets. They are funny. But twitter is gay.
ReplyDeleteI hope you Superman appreciates being put up on the site. If you ever come across people that should be posted, please send them in dirtyhater.
ReplyDeleteTwitter is gay, but his are funny.
ReplyDeleteI just saw your tweet to him. Good one man.
ReplyDeleteTwo guys tweeting each other. Does that sound right? Or do I just have a sick mind?
ReplyDeleteWell, if they were nice exchanges that would be one thing, but if you go on there to insult people, that's all right.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of tweets, did that prick Pitbull ever get back to you?
Will do.
ReplyDeleteNot sure what got supermans dander up about me, I think he has a hard on for Ari
dg, come over to myspace and google my yahoo until i tweet all over your facebook.
ReplyDeleteI think he does. Funny thing is, you know that jackass is going to read these comments when he sees himself on here.
ReplyDeleteShe bought some popsicles for you Anonymous.
ReplyDeletehi dirtyhater
ReplyDeletebut im gonna use them on her!
ReplyDeleteI'm eating one now.
ReplyDeletepopsicles are a safe and fun way to have a 3 sum.
ReplyDeleteI read Blockbuster might be going out of business.. if they forgive all my later charges I'd go rent from them
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised they've stayed in business this long.
ReplyDeletei hvnt been on twitter since then i dont think.
ReplyDeletereally astrid? i just read that some guy named obama is our new president.
ReplyDeletedo you rent movies spurs?
ReplyDeletewho rents movies anymore? just like who still buys music?
ReplyDeleteOn demand movies I do, but I haven't rented a DVD in about two years. You?
ReplyDeleteno he doesnt astrid. it took him a year to see the hangover
ReplyDeleteI get them from the dispensaries sometimes
ReplyDeletehey anon... why don't you go shove your dick and meat grinder and grill it
ReplyDeleteHello Astrid
ReplyDeleteSomething fishy about about that superman besides the obvious. Yesterday his profile said he was from toronto or some canuck city.
I can't believe someone would lie on the internet.
Anonymous, little ass bitch? You're the dude who'll end with an ass whippin' from a "little ass bitch" then.
ReplyDelete"I can't believe someone would lie on the internet."
ReplyDeleteGood point. RQ says she was born with a vagina and DG claims to like men.
Yeah dirtyhater, he's from Miami now.
ReplyDeletedoesn't RQ claim she is a PHD and is a psychologist
ReplyDeleteI hope Obama gets re-elected. He's killing the country, but the sumbitch is great for talk radio.
ReplyDeleteYes Astrid, she does.
ReplyDeleteI think she's just spent so much time in therapy she speaks the jargon really well.
ReplyDeleteNow, who's this sand nigger on this post?
ReplyDeletedo you guys believe rq... you know you better
ReplyDeleteAstrid, sometimes I suspect you're RQ.
ReplyDeleteJust read the post CBT, it's some clown that dirtyhater was exchanging insults with.
ReplyDeleteNo CBT. Just because I have no interest in 51 yr old shriveled up moldy penis does not mean I am a lesbian. It just means I'm not into you.
ReplyDeleteDG, you're too old for me.
ReplyDeleteI think you're a lesbian because of all the hiking and that you claim to be into guys that look like girls.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, why would I actually read something posted here that doesn't pertain to me?
ReplyDeleteGood point CBT.
ReplyDeleteNo CBT. I am way too smart for you. And I don't need to be taken care of. Also, I prefer a smart educated man who doesn't use country ebonics. I prefer him to be physically fit. Basically, everything you are not.
ReplyDeleteAlot of girls hike CBT. Get off your old ass and try it some time and you will see.
ReplyDeleteOkay. Let me get this straight. Some chick 1600 miles away from me with good legs and a "bump it" hairdo thinks I'm an old hillbilly and says she wouldn't give me any pussy, right? That's supposed to make me feel bad?
ReplyDeleteDG, what's the last book you read?
ReplyDeleteWhat's the last book you read CBT?
ReplyDeleteI do think you're smart by the way, well, quick witted, at least.
ReplyDeleteYeah cbt. I'm crying over here. Yet I meet guys all the time that are at a level you have never reached and never will reach even if you were 20 years younger.
ReplyDelete"To Kill A Mockingbird". I read it at least once a year.
ReplyDeleteI read that in 7th grade.
ReplyDeleteDG, sugar tush, I truly believe I hung the moon. Both my grandmothers told me I did and Grandmothers never lie to grandsons.
ReplyDeleteYou talking about the black chick CBT?
ReplyDeletethanks for giving us the moon CBT
ReplyDeleteYour grandmothers sound like those same freaks that live in trailers that always seem to have ufo sightings too.
ReplyDeleteI am reading some of these twitters.. wondering why nik always talks about SoBe... do they write him checks for promoting?
ReplyDeleteI've also read "Fields Of Fire" by James Webb and Faulkner's "The Sound And The Fury". I'm gonna try "Absalom, Absalom!" again. That's a book I never can seem to get into.
ReplyDeleteOr they send him free shit Astrid.
ReplyDelete"Astrid said...
ReplyDeletethanks for giving us the moon CBT"
Your welcome (I know this chick has to dress out at at least 220, but I'm falling in love with her wit).
Spurs, 6th grade insult. Lame.
You know you are dealing with a hillbilly when knowing how to read is considered bragging rights.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you referring to CBT?
ReplyDeleteDG, I read it for the first time at about that same age. I've read it at least once a year ever since.
ReplyDeleteMy new boy btw is 38. Not exactly a boy cbt. But he does look about 27.
ReplyDeleteSo DG, what was the last book you read?
ReplyDeleteYou know they have come out with a couple of movies. Why don't you save time and just watch it instead?
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteMy new boy btw is 38. Not exactly a boy cbt. But he does look about 27."
So did I, DG.
Look 27 in my late 30s.
ReplyDeleteChelsea Handler's new book. I bought the sarah silverman one but I haven't gotten around to reading it yet.
ReplyDeleteeww.. dg is dating old people.. she is going to be like rq soon
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteYou know they have come out with a couple of movies. Why don't you save time and just watch it instead?"
So you don't read?
"DG said...
ReplyDeleteChelsea Handler's new book. I bought the sarah silverman one but I haven't gotten around to reading it yet."
Okaaay. Deep shit there DG. Wouldn't a copy of Cosmopolitan been cheaper? It's about the same intellectual depth level as those two books.
Pretty good CBT.
ReplyDeleteBut he is a doctor at 38 and you were coked up selling used cars back then.
ReplyDeleteBig difference.
I write books.. I top you both
ReplyDeletedoes he have kids dg
ReplyDeleteAlthough I do think Handler and Silverman are both funny, Silverman more so. Chelsea Handler is funny because she's mean enough to say fucking anything.
ReplyDeleteYou asked the last book I read and I answered. I didn't buy the book for some deep intellectual meaning. I bought it because it was entertaining.
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteBut he is a doctor at 38 and you were coked up selling used cars back then.
Big difference."
Yep, there is. I've had more fun.
No he doesn't Astrid.
ReplyDeleteOkay, what was the last real book you read, DG.
ReplyDeleteDoes he have a wife DG?
ReplyDeleteI want to eat lemons right now but my stomach hurts
ReplyDeleteIn the mood for lemons Astrid?
ReplyDeleteYou don't know that cbt. He is very adventurous which I find much more impressive than stories about cheating on your wife.
ReplyDeleteMan, it's rainin' here like a cow pissin' on a flat rock.
ReplyDeleteNo. But he did just get out of an 11 year relationship earlier this year. She cheated on him. I would like to thank her if I knew who she was.
ReplyDeleteI did read half of The Road Less Traveled.
ReplyDeleteDG, I am who I am. At least I put it out there for folks to see.
ReplyDeleteAnd what do you mean by adventurous? Part of the problem with me (I know I ain't right, but I kinda like it) is that I hunted, fought and killed other men in my early 20s. There's no paid for adventure that can make a pimple on that's ass. I've been huntin' that same rush ever' since.
DG, I think you're actually a pretty good chick, not my type (too old, not pretty enough), but a good lady. I hope you get what you want (ancient Chinese curse).
ReplyDelete(I like parentheses when I'm smokin' weed).
He grew up in Columbia so he had some interesting stories. He has hitchhiked in south america and almost got dropped off in the middle of a jungle. He too did alot of drugs in his early 20's. But he also grew up and made something of himself.
ReplyDeleteNice line about the parentheses CBT.
ReplyDeleteThanks Spurs.
ReplyDeleteDG, hitchhikin' across South America, is dangerous, but not exactly on the same level as combat, okay? Neither is climbin' rocks, playin' gay ass soccer, or any other Goddam thing anybody has done that doesn't involve incoming rounds.
That why I liked the gangbangers I hung out with. Them boys could have incoming at anytime, right where they lived. Combat at home. They understood.
I'm about to do a new post.
ReplyDeleteAnd I got dropped off in jungle full of motherfuckers that wanted to kill me. Fuck that dude. Adventurous, bull fucking shit.
ReplyDeleteLet's see. I'm a lesbian, old, and not pretty. If that makes you feel better CBT. I guess it would suck to be 51, live in a rented cabin, have a swollen face, and the ugliest nose known to mankind. I feel sorry for you cbt. Really I do. Lonely old man thinking he still has it.
ReplyDeleteNo problem CBT. I still need to get a corn cob pipe.
ReplyDeleteOk, you were in the military. ALOT of people join. Big fucking deal. That was how many years ago now?
ReplyDeleteYeah DG, but he saw combat.
ReplyDeleteAnd I write that not being sarcastic either. You know that had to be a rush.
ReplyDeleteI know other people who saw combat. And that was in the past 5 years. They don't go on and on about it like CBT. CBT is pulling an uncle rico with that bullshit. I think that is the only thing in life he has ever done to make himself feel valid. So he can't let go of it.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, he's never described in detail the combat.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, first, thanks. Second, I bailed on my corn cobs for a while the last couple I got weren't good ones (expedience) and I was smokin' more corn cob than weed. Got a tobacco pipe for awhile.
ReplyDeleteAnd cbt is full of shit so much my guess is he didn't see shit. He is just telling stories others told him.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you buy a glass pipe?
ReplyDelete200.
ReplyDeleteI never said 'detail' to be fair. But we have heard about it over and over again.
ReplyDeleteVictory. And that's funny DG, but I'm pretty sure he's not bullshitting about being in combat. The chicks for sure, but not his military time.
ReplyDeleteDG, those guys will be like me at my age. I didn't talk about it 5 years afterwards, either. I was with my second wife 20 years and she still doesn't know I was ever in the Army, much less combat.
ReplyDeleteNot the chicks either Spurs. I bull shit about nothing here. This blog is my therapy.
ReplyDeleteYou don't know what other people will be like at your age. The people I know are already in a better place than you are and they are 20-25 years younger than you.
ReplyDeleteYou are an example of what they DO NOT want to turn out to be. Old and alone with nothing but the internet left to tell your stories of glory.
ReplyDeleteMy Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard ;)
ReplyDeleteWhat's up TX? Long time no see.
ReplyDeleteAnd spurs, you always say you don't think he is bullshitting about the chicks either. Make up your mind. Either you believe him or you don't.
ReplyDelete