It might be the angle of the pic, but it appears Drew has lost some weight. Fat isn't crumbling off his turkey neck like it normally does. So congrats Drew. Something serious is brewing in his personal life too. He's hung out with leather tits before.
Vote for Elfie. Number 16, 1st gallery.
Well well, pimpin ain't easy, but someone has to do it!
ReplyDeleteThat's true man. And what did you find that you thought CBT would like?
ReplyDeletedamn that woman looks weathered. Drew should have stayed home with that pan of brownies. It is nice to know she served as motivation for his diet, though. That face has spoiled many an appetite. What a homely bitch...she resembles DG, actually. I realize everyone can't have supermodel features like me and my perfect bone structure, but damn.
ReplyDeleteanyway, spurs. i am beyond depressed. i broke up with my boyfriend, so i'm going back to bed.
ReplyDeletebai bai
Oh I forgot about that. Some guy on the dirty was saying something about meeting a woman on a website called sugardaddies.com, so I went over to check it out. I actually created an account, and I shit you not I got all kinds of emails over the last few days. Funny what money hungry women will do. Figured CBT should check it out. Its like shooting fish in a barrel.
ReplyDeleteWhat? You broke up again? What happened?
ReplyDeleteNice. Did you actually put up a profile with a pic? And where any of the chicks hot?
ReplyDelete*were*
ReplyDeleteRQ<------runs to cancel her sugardaddy account.
ReplyDeletei need to vomit. i have hangover and no boyfriend. i feel as empty as pam's head.
ReplyDeletelater
I thought you looked familiar rq. :)
ReplyDeleteLater on Giraffe. I hope you'll check in later and give us the details on where it went wrong between you and your boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteGlad to know I'm not the only one hurting with a hangover today!
ReplyDeleteMore 3 olives, or whatever that vodka is called?
ReplyDeleteNo, we made martinis with some Russian vodka I brought. I feel like shit today!
ReplyDeleteRussian vodka? Nice. Good to see you brought a little class to San Antonio.
ReplyDeletei wrote him a letter. does this sound like i'm breaking up with him?
ReplyDeleteI received your text. It's fine to be upset with me and I realize I can be exasperating. What really is not fine is the way it makes me feel when you are upset with me. You completely withhold affection, don't come near me, and just put up this forcefield that I can absolutely not penetrate. It is as if any feelings you have for me evaporate instantly. So, the anger is fine, understandable and natural. The way you are able to switch off your feelings for me is not ok. It scares me and leaves me feeling unsteady and unable to trust you.
Anytime I wander south of perfection, you stop caring for me and are emotionally hurtful towards me. You were a million miles away this morning. I actually felt it before I even got out of bed. I'm such a warm & affectionate person that I am not able to thrive and feel secure under those conditions.
I have been consistent in my love for you. You do not even ever tell me you love me (because you don't?). I wonder, is that how you are able to turn on me so quickly - is that how you were able to walk by me while I was sleeping and not even give me a kiss on the cheek?
Ice King, you are.
Nice one rq. Drop kick his ass outta there, you deserve better!
ReplyDeleteI like the drop in of you being a "warm and affectionate person." You should write "that you have brought unkindly upon me you piece of shit" after 'conditions.'
ReplyDeleteIt would be ironic. And funny.
thank you. it's just like spurs said, when i am too nice people walk all over me.
ReplyDeletei hope no one minds, but i'm not going to be friendly on here any longer.
If it makes you feel any better I have been banned from the pool from my parents' subdivision Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteI was brought up to speed on that about two hours ago. That old cunt went and complained to the housing association.
You aren't going to be friendly on here anymore?
ReplyDeleteUh-oh.
oh shit, that is funny, spurs. i wish i hadn't sent it already.
ReplyDeleteHope you feel better rq.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I think he would have liked it Giraffe.
ReplyDeletethat makes me feel a lot better, Spurs. Did you get an official letter? maybe you can post it.
ReplyDeleteThat would be a good post.
ReplyDeleteyou know, last night, i actually was crying over my name "Giraffe" you gave me. It all of a sudden struck me as so endearing. I think that was after my fifth flaming moe.
ReplyDeletewell i'm really dizzy so i need to get off of here. i am very sick.
ReplyDeleteNo I didn't. But I am going to go the next board meeting (no shit) to talk about what happened. My parents said the twat went to the meeting they had on Monday and just destroyed me. So I get my turn in this next meeting.
ReplyDeleteSucks too, because my parents are going to Maine for awhile at the end of this month, so I'm going to house sit for them.
It is very endearing Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteNot as endearing as when your family wrote in though Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteThat was Hallmark shit.
Oh, and I take it you gave him his hamster back Giraffe?
ReplyDeleteno, spurs. I have the hamster and he is not getting him back. The hamster is part of my family. I love him.
ReplyDeletei drank two gallons of arizona tea, the sweet tea kind. and i am too sick to drag myself to the toilet to pee. i got problems, man.
ReplyDeleteif it is at all possible for you to video tape the proceedings regarding the pool issue, i would really appreciate it. If you need anyone to vouch for you, just let me know. i'll tell them there is no way that you were upset and raising your voice because you smoke way too much pot and are very mellow
ReplyDeletei guess everyone is out doing fun stuff while i am sick in bed. nap time. again.
ReplyDeletethat letter made me think of every rose has it's thorn...
ReplyDeletesome of the words were similar to the song.. that's all
ReplyDeleteHmmm well, lets start with a lovely dinner. Drinks over candlelight. Some basic information trading back and forth. Typical flirting. Slight seducing and lets see where it goes from there. Well what do you think?>
ReplyDeleteMy direct email is XXXXXXX@verizon.net So if you might be interested, send me some pictures and your number. Tammy
Spurs, thats the first email I got on that site. I'm telling you man, they have some extremely forward females there. CBT would have a hell of a time.
ReplyDeleteI can keep you on your toes and curl them at the same time, while leaving you completely breathless. Help you with your business, and get along with your buds. One of the last of the old fashioned broads that Frank Sinatra used to croon about. A good love making session is one that brings you to shivers, makes you cry and occasionally goes so hard it makes your nose bleed.
ReplyDeleteI think I fell in love when I read that on her page.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, will I have nose bleeds after a love making session with you?
ReplyDeleteI must be doing something wrong then.
ReplyDeletegive us the link to your account 2dirty.. :)
ReplyDeleteI took it down, had 2 many emails. Not sure what the hell is real and what isn't. Just thought I'd see what the guy was talking about. I'm not one for the whole internet dating stuff. Heard 2 many damn horror stories. You still on match?
ReplyDeleteI am not really on match.. I was just looking
ReplyDeleteYeah, keep the hamster Giraffe.
ReplyDelete"if it is at all possible for you to video tape the proceedings regarding the pool issue, i would really appreciate it. If you need anyone to vouch for you, just let me know. i'll tell them there is no way that you were upset and raising your voice because you smoke way too much pot and are very mellow"
ReplyDeleteThanks for your offer. I did think about recording it, the best I can do is an audio recording though.
You serious about all that shit Spurs? Whats the hearing for?
ReplyDelete"I'm telling you man, they have some extremely forward females there. CBT would have a hell of a time."
ReplyDeleteHe'd probably going to set up an account tonight.
I went to sugardaddies.com and I just see ads
ReplyDeleteIt's not really a hearing. It's just at the next board meeting I will have a chance to say what happened when I was there. My parents said that at that meeting she said I called her a fag. Seriously. What I did was called her an old bag.
ReplyDeleteHang in there RQ, I almost feel bad for your crazy ass. What's up all? It's been awhile since I've dropped in. Anyone doing anything fun this summer, or did you all just hang out in Spurs den of slack?
ReplyDeleteThats pretty damn funny actually.
ReplyDelete*call*
ReplyDeletespurs is probably setting up an account now..
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Francis? Long time no see man. How have you been?
ReplyDeletespurs.. that sounds stupid. Why did you call her an old bag?
ReplyDeleteI kind of feel bad about it now 2dirty4u because my parents had to hear her bitching about me.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many cocks Drew's broad has had in her mouth over the years.........I'm going with an over/under of 150
ReplyDeleteShe's an old petty bitch Astrid. She thinks her shit doesn't stink. I called her an old bag because she was acting like a bitch towards me.
ReplyDeleteI'd say you're right Francis.
ReplyDeleteIt's been a boring summer man. School needs to get back in session so I can screw off here in peace man...
ReplyDeleteI guess this is where I throw in the shit about respecting your elders. Do as I say, not as I do.
ReplyDeletewhy do you have to go to a board meeting over that though? That is stupid... The next step would to go on Springer over that.. wtf
ReplyDeleteSpurs on Springer? There's a thought.
ReplyDeleteIs your better half a teacher or what Francis?
ReplyDeleteI hear you about respecting elders 2dirty4u. And I'll just go to the next meeting to give my side of the story so my parents don't look stupid Astrid.
ReplyDeleteYou nailed it Spurs.....home all fucking summer man....back to work in a couple weeks though.
ReplyDeleteGood deal for you Francis. Hey, I saw where MO basically told Barack to suck it with that vote about the health care bullshit.
ReplyDeleteNice job.
Obama's days are numbered.
ReplyDeleteI didn't even vote man. Most of the mid-term elections go to the most pissed off party (the one not in power) anyway because they actually think their vote will matter. Healthcare isn't going away it's here to stay in my opinion. I think they might end up altering the section that most people are complaining about (fining people if they don't purchase).
ReplyDeleteYeah, that vote was about the fines. And you're right, I think that will eventually be changed.
ReplyDeleteYou make it to any Cubs games this summer?
Alot of my agents are pissed because they are cutting their commissions under that plan.
ReplyDeleteit depends on who the repubs will run against Obama...
ReplyDeleteI went for the Cubs/Cards series in Chicago a couple weeks ago and I'm going Saturday when they are here in STL.....it's gonna suck though since the Cubs are so far out and the Card fans are arrogant dicks when their winning...
ReplyDeleteAstrid hit it on the head.....if it's Romney, Palin or any of the other re-treads Obama will be back for 4 more years. He still has over 2 years to improve the economy and if it comes around people won't want to change anything in my opinion. The Dems will lose a lot though in the mid-terms.....gotta go for awhile, be back soon man.
ReplyDeleteThat's good you got to check out a series Francis. You're right though, it's too bad the suck this year.
ReplyDeleteMy charger went out on my computer and now it's dead. Sucks.
ReplyDeleteWhy are your agents commissions being cut?
ReplyDeleteUnder that plan, they have less commissions to pay out. So alot of the agents are starting to look into doing P/C insurance now.
ReplyDeleteThat makes sense less commissions would be paid out for the health insurance.
ReplyDeleteWhen you dictate what can be charged, it will affect the people selling it as well.
ReplyDeleteYep. You can't put caps on peoples ability to earn. Breeds laziness.
ReplyDeleteGo Cowboys! (even though it's preseason and it doesn't matter)
ReplyDeletewhy are you using a cowboys avatar now?
ReplyDeleteBecause it's football season now. I like the Spurs and Cowboys.
ReplyDeleteHmm I heard that Cowboy fans are bandwagon jumpers, my bosses told me to never date one. haha
ReplyDeleteDrew's chick is old and kind of resembles my father... weird.
What's up Skeets? How was your weekend? No bandwagon jumper here. And yes, that's weird she looks like your dad.
ReplyDeleteMy weekend was good, I spent the majority of it at my friends' house. We had BBQ ribs and twice baked potatos last night... it was good. Today I bought paint for my living room, I am getting it ready for my new furniture haha no actually I finally decided on a color after about a year of testing different ones all over my walls
ReplyDeleteTwice baked potatoes are great. And what color did you settle on?
ReplyDeleteDifferent shades of gray. the walls are going ot me a mid tone gray, the trim is going ot be a very light gray and the doors are going to be almost black.
ReplyDeleteGray is kind of a depressing color Streets.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.glidden.com/color/color-palette.do
ReplyDeletelast row 3rd to last is the trim and 2nd to last is the wall.
It's not depressing Sours, it reflects light.
ReplyDeleteI just looked at the link. I forgot what gray and black looks like. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteI take it you get a lot of light shines into your place?
ReplyDeleteOh dang you have to click on the color palette that shows a pic of a guy kissing a baby first.
ReplyDeleteI looked. You like that?
ReplyDeleteNo gray makes it seem more light.. no matter how dark the shade is. My house is not very light because I have dark low E windows that keep a lot of the heat out but they also keep out a lot of the light.
ReplyDeleteI like it a lot on the walls, it looks good. Plus I have a lot of bright red and chrome in my kitchen and it looks good with that too.
ReplyDeleteI like a dark room to sleep in. Like cave dark.
ReplyDeleteI see you switched up your avatar game.
ReplyDeleteI did EV.
ReplyDeleteMy room is green, creme and dark brown and it is dark.
ReplyDeleteYour "peacock mansion" has a nice color scheme Elfie.
ReplyDeleteYou play any computer games, Spurs?
ReplyDeleteNo. Well, I've played yahoo pool a few times, but I know those aren't the type of games you mean.
ReplyDeleteDo you?
YOu know that reminds me... RQ is on my shit list. She promised me peacocks and raspberry lemonade... she is such a fucking liar.
ReplyDeleteHow long ago did she promise that?
ReplyDeleteSo you are going with the tract home theory as well?
ReplyDeleteNot really, I used to play them a lot. I'm trying to get my computer prepped to play Starcraft 2 on max settings, though.
ReplyDeleteI see the first Starcraft sold over 11 million copies.
ReplyDeleteI used to play Star Wars Galaxies
ReplyDeleteYeah, Blizzard makes some great games. They spend quite a few years developing them.
ReplyDeleteStars Wars Galaxies sounds pretty cool.
ReplyDeleteI'm downloading Warcraft 3 right now. They let you download the game clients right from their site if you register your CD key.
ReplyDeleteHave you played Warcraft before?
ReplyDeleteYeah, the key is from my game. I played it a lot when I was younger.
ReplyDeleteI heard that game is really cool. And I loved the South Park episode about the game.
ReplyDeleteThis is different. Your thinking World of Warcraft, which picked up with the characters from the Warcraft series games. The Warcraft series games are war strategy like Starcraft.
ReplyDeleteOh, I thought you mean WofW. War strategy sounds fun.
ReplyDeleteNice. San Antonio got a mention on Mad Men.
ReplyDeleteI never got into WoW. I'm sure it's addicting like all Blizzard games, but I just never tried it.
ReplyDeleteThey made a bundle of cash off that game.
ReplyDeleteThey've made a bundle of cash on all their games, they're all huge titles. WoW is still pretty big, and they're finally coming out with Diablo 3 and Starcraft 2 after a decade wait.
ReplyDeleteMy cousin used to design video games for some company. And then they got bought out by Microsoft, and he said it wasn't a fun place to work at after that.
ReplyDeleteThey got bought out by MS? Did they start developing for the Xbox?
ReplyDeleteI assumed so. He worked there another year or so. He said he and the designers would put their initials somewhere in the game.
ReplyDeleteOr games they would develop.
ReplyDeleteDo you have Windows 7?
ReplyDeleteNo. XP.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking about switching up, I downloaded a version of W7 Ultimate.
ReplyDeleteHow do you like it?
ReplyDeleteDon't know, haven't installed it yet. I still need to get about 120gb worth of stuff off this laptop before I can put it on.
ReplyDeletemy dad switched to 7, but he can't connect to the internet now... he probably screwed something up though
ReplyDeleteHe probably needs drivers for his wireless card.
ReplyDeleteHe probably did Astrid.
ReplyDelete"rq said...
ReplyDeleteanyway, spurs. i am beyond depressed. i broke up with my boyfriend, so i'm going back to bed."
Right. I'm sure that has some spin to it. He probably had his gardner drive her to a bus stop when he saw the scar from the penis removal.
On the plus side, from the last post, RQ's hips are so wide, her feet actually looked normal sized.
Drew, This chick is older than either one of my daughters grandmothers. Dude, you're givin' car guys a bad name. I'm sure she was hot during the Reagan administration, though.
I cancelled my account at sugardaddyforme.com a year ago.
What's up CBT? Funny, did you actually use the site?
ReplyDeletehis internet is not wireless... it's connected with cable
ReplyDeleteIt should detect it then, unless he forgot the password to his network? No idea but I'm guessing that or missing drivers.
ReplyDeletedid you meet any nice girls on that site cbt?
ReplyDeleteJust set up a fake account Astrid.
ReplyDeleteThat site's where I met Rudy.
ReplyDeleteReally? I didn't know that.
ReplyDeleteit's not worth it spurs.
ReplyDeleteI just wanted to see some of the girls 2dirty was talking about..
ReplyDeleteYou know you'd like a sugardaddy Astrid.
ReplyDelete"Elfie said...
ReplyDeleteLike last year whwn she said she was moving to fountain hills... again a LIE!!!!!! She moved into a cheap ass stucco tract home...that bitch doesnt even have a lawn to have peacocks walk around on."
I have a peacock where I live. I'm going shoot that noisy sumbitch one of these days.
Yeah, really. I bagged a half dozen girls from Springfield and Branson from it before I met her.
ReplyDeleteNice. What was the price range like?
ReplyDeleteI also met and fucked an ex girlfriend from high school's little sister from it. After we fucked the first time we got to talking and figured out who each other was. Her sister was 17, I was 20 and Missy was three, back then, in '78.
ReplyDeleteare you thinking about being a sugar daddy now spurs?
ReplyDeleteNice score CBT.
ReplyDeletethat is gross CBT
ReplyDeleteNo Astrid. I'm interested in knowing what CBT spent though.
ReplyDeleteHer oldest brother was a buddy of mine, a couple of years younger than me. We called him "Snort" he was a weed selling, bookie midget. I found out from Missy he's in prison in Alabama on a gambling conviction. We moved to Little Rock at the same time. Snort sold weed and booked out of a strip club there called "Snug Harbor". The main attraction there was a 40 year old biker chick with a monkey puppet that had a prehinsile tongue.
ReplyDeleteYou were still in High school when you were 20?
ReplyDeleteI liked the chicks from that site. The price was usually no more than dinner at an upscale restaurant, a car payment maybe and whatever the hotel cost. I got to going back and forth between Rudy and Erin and couldn't see spending the $35 bucks a months anymore.
ReplyDeleteNo EV, I was class of 76, Missy's sister, Ann Marie, was class of 80. Ann Marie graduated with my little sister. I remember fingerfucking her in the old Baxter theater during "A Bridge Too Far". I started fucking Ann Marie when she was 13 and I was 16. She used to spend the night with my sister and would sneak into my room after Sis went to sleep.
ReplyDeleteYou mean $350 CBT?
ReplyDeleteAstrid, I didn't know they were sisters until about the 3rd time we hooked up. Now I'm friends with Missy's husband. Small town life.
ReplyDeleteNo dude. $35 for the site's membership.
ReplyDeleteOh, I get it. Add that to what you were paying them, that's like the straw that broke the camels back.
ReplyDeleteI'd sugar daddy Astrid, except I think she looks like RQ did at that age, minus penis.
ReplyDeleteThere's $1,000 waiting for you Astrid.
ReplyDeleteSpurs read above about dinner ande the occasional car payment. College chicks are inexpensive. Rudy's never yet asked me for a dime. I've spent a ton on her, but I volunteered.
ReplyDeleteAstrid's safe. I like and respect her, even though I think she's RQ's little sister or niece.
ReplyDeleteThat's love CBT.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, always remember; The pussy you pay for up front is always cheaper than the free stuff.
ReplyDeleteI know your motto CBT.
ReplyDeletewe remember CBT... and why do you think I am RQ?
ReplyDeleteI forgot that with Rudy. I finally repo'd my Tacoma from Flo last week. Of course I gave her a grand to put down another car. She just left here about an hour ago.
ReplyDeleteDid she bang you to earn the $1,000?
ReplyDeleteI was reading stormfront and all the people over there love Jan Brewer..
ReplyDeleteYou like that stromfront site don't you Astrid.
ReplyDeleteYou say that a lot, CBT. Almost like you're trying to convince yourself.
ReplyDeleteFunny EV.
ReplyDeleteI am drinking hot green tea, because I am have trouble breathing tonight.
ReplyDeleteAnd hot green tea helps?
ReplyDeleteI say what a lot EV?
ReplyDeleteYour "motto."
ReplyDeleteAnd no, Spurs. Flo didn't "bang" me for the grand. Just cause I tossed her out doesn't mean I quit fuckin' her totally.
ReplyDeletethe doctor says it's supposed to help..
ReplyDeleteThat's good CBT.
ReplyDeleteWhat's my motto, EV?
ReplyDeleteAstrid, you know nothing about me other than this site. I've rarely had an average chick that I spent more than drink money on. Like Friday night.
CBT.... Have you ever heard of a movie The Innocents? It's old and I started watching it... it's good so far
ReplyDeleteAnd being "wrapped in denim" here, ain't no bad thing.
ReplyDeleteNo Astrid I haven't. Synopsis?
ReplyDeleteYou actually think paying for these chicks is cheaper than having a girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteI'm watching "Family Guy" right now.
ReplyDeleteyea cbt.. that Friday night chick was in a hurry to get her panties off for you too, racing to her trailer and hitting a skunk her in Bronco.. You must be a ladykiller in real life..
ReplyDeleteEV, I don't think so, I know so.
ReplyDeleteI've got thirty years on you, dude. Paying them and them going away when I'm done fucking them is priceless.
ReplyDeleteit's a horror movie.. from 1961
ReplyDeletehttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0055018/
Astrid, I'm a ladykiller because I don't see myself that way. In real life, I'm charming and funny and I have a tremendous amount of self confidence, without being arrogant. I'm also a minor local celebrity.
ReplyDeleteCBT said...
ReplyDeleteI've got thirty years on you, dude. Paying them and them going away when I'm done fucking them is priceless.
What will you do once you're too old to get it up anymore... just have your memories and stories, or will you sink into a deep depression?