Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Boone County Arkansas TEA Party. Also known as the event of the year


Few things here: 100 people? Nuts!, like how they threw in the heat index temperature as if people braved brutal and obscene elements, is CBT considered one of the "Amazing entertainers?", really digging the bandana under the hat move again Roy and those guys selling the carnival food look crazy busy.

180 comments:

  1. so i voted for # 7, gallery one today. Poor bethany, she looks like she really could use a cock, I mean couch

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  2. You didn't vote for Skeets? That move isn't going to get you in her pants anytime soon.

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  3. But now I'm interested in seeing #7.

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  4. Now it's DJ Roy. Spinnin the fiya.

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  5. I posted this video this morning EV, but I took it down. Check it out:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz6gFokvOr0

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  6. I want to hear him scratch out a beat to yesterdays Glenn Beck program.

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  7. He doesn't like Beck. He doesn't like any of the "entertainers" on his station.

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  8. Well my plan is spurs, if you must know, but its secret, is to make elfie loose, I mean lose, then I will show up to her house with a truck full of home furnishings, she wont be able to resist me then. Plus I will e-mail these others and tell them I voted for them. Might get a two fer

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  9. Smart move Oz. You're thinking ahead.

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  10. That's pretty cool. Ever see the one of the longest dunk? It was from Japan, so it was kind of lame.

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  11. They'll call any jackass with a Macbook and PA system a DJ these days.

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  12. I can't believe they sell gyros at an Alabama Tea Party.. that is what all the Arabs eat

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  13. They are. Case in point

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  14. Red is a color


    sorry, I thought we were stating stupidly obvious shit

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  15. Good one. How's this:

    Oz is sloppy looking and out of shape.

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  16. How many Muslim/Arab friends would you say you have Astrid?

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  17. What's up Miami? I've been playing around with the stock charts. I like that site.

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  18. one good one from Turkey.. She is a belly dancer.. and about six or seven others are acquaintances..

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  19. Its good shit my man. There are some paid sites you can use for charting, but that one does just as good and spits real time info. On a side-note, very rare, but on occasion you will find some stocks with delayed info.

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  20. Astrid is the belly dancer hot?

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  21. I know spurs.. another one is a working on his CFA.. I went to NYC with him..

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  22. I am taking over NYC tomorrow

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  23. I think she is hot Miami.. and I think eastern women can be pretty.. I heard Turkish girls give good head too..

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  24. I spent about a week on Wall St Miami.. I liked it

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  25. That's right Miami. You're trip to New York is coming up.

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  26. the pizza in nyc was so good btw

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  27. thats hot, does she like to bone random dudes that you dont know but occasionally speak to on the internet?

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  28. Spurs, I am hoping to enjoy NYC and come back in one piece.

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  29. she is married Miami, and she doesn't cheat.. but he is American and buff, so if her marriage fails you have a shot

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  30. okay cool. consider me on standby

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  31. I fly out 6pm and arrive around 9pm

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  32. what is the boo for?

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  33. Nice. So you'll have time to check out the city when you arrive.

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  34. I am wondering if I should start drinking on the plane? I could end up super fucked way early. It might just be a risk that I will have to take

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  35. I drank in the airport and slept on the plane..

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  36. spurs let's get stoned and watch critters

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  37. Are you going to teleport yourself here Astrid?

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  38. yes.. once I get high enough.. simple.. give me 5 minutes

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  39. Turkish girls give good head? Since when?

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  40. that's what I heard kb.. what did you hear

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  41. yeah, 1/18th Spurs. Like Elfie.

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  42. I thought so. Still, I don't think that's enough for you to have the proper skills.

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  43. I didnt hear anything, Astrid. I dont think I know anyone Turkish. I just call everyone with light skin white anyway, so it doesnt matter where you are really from.

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  44. mexican girls have spend the most time have sex.. I learned that on Manswers so it has to be a fact

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  45. well, I am half that, too. I wonder what else Manswers will tell about me.

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  46. KB has a flat ass and long toes

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  47. It may as well be written in stone Astrid.

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  48. So you have a lot of sex and you are decent at oral? Good job kinkyb!tch.

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  49. does it mean spend the most time having sex as in each occurence or overall in the lives due to starting at a young age?

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  50. I think it means they spend more time have sex and doing sexually intimate things each time...

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  51. Way to racial profile, Sours.
    You should move to AZ!

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  52. I should kinkyb!tch. I'll bunk up with you and Doug. You'll learn oral, don't worry.

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  53. Because if you don't, you and Doug would have to find some other place to live.

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  54. Doug sleeps outside, and I would never spy on you guys while alone. That's just tacky.

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  55. I found the actual clip

    http://www.spike.com/video/in-which-country/3037636

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  56. Damn, can't watch it now. Well, hear it at least.

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  57. Does KB have freakishly long toes?

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  58. I do like Hispanic women. A lot of them blow up after 18 though.

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  59. She does. Long clit too. I know, I've seen it.

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  60. both comments actually scare me

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  61. It is. She sent me a pic of her vadge (I guess it was her sick way of flirting) and I almost lost my eyesight.

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  62. I saw a special on HGH and women body builders, they were saying that their clits become elongated and hang like wieners

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  63. That's gross. But yes, that's what I've heard as well. I'd recommend Oz to get on HGH to shape him up, but his clit would then be a wreck.

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  64. Long clits are scary, I went to this place called Tootsies down here in Miami, which by the way has some of the hottest ass on earth contained within its 4 walls. Anyhow, while there, I was mentally banging this chick on stage and staring her down because she was so hot. It was perfect..... until the bottoms came off. Chick had pussy lips so big that I almost puked. They must have been like 3-4 inches hanging. I couldnt stop staring either. Needless to say, I lost my wood,... but the sight of those hanging steaks has been seared into my memory

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  65. why is Oz always in a bad mood

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  66. Yes Astrid, do not do roids. It will make your mustache grow and your clit will turn into a mini-cock.

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  67. Ew, Miami. Did we really all have to suffer that with you?

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  68. that is gross.. she should roll those things up and pin them back

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  69. Well, for starters it's hard for him to even breathe correctly as fat as he is Astrid. There's numberous other things, but that's a beginning.

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  70. Spurs, I felt like that was one of those times that you need one of those retractable dollar bills... you know, the ones with a string attached so you can pull it back. I wanted a refund.

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  71. KB suffer with me please, I cant do this alone.

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  72. Nice. That would be fun to take one of those to a strip club.

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  73. I wonder if those long lips meet your cock before entry like they were shaking a hand.... or like a nice firm grip with a glove welcoming you in.

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  74. .. and you'd get kicked out the club

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  75. That's a good wonder Miami. Probably.

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  76. Astrid, there are plenty more that we could visit..

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  77. I suppose fucking godzilla or king kong could reproduce those effects.

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  78. Maybe. I'm sure she's aware of it too, but I guess she likes the stripper life.

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  79. Spurs, what do you think about A-Rod's 600th homer?

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  80. yeah spurs probably right on that one.

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  81. I saw he hit that. Finally. I've caught about 15 of his at bats while he was trying to hit it, he was in a big slump.

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  82. His admission to doing PEDs kind of ruins it though.

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  83. I am craving sour candy of some kind.. and I have to go babysit..

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  84. what is some good sour candy?

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  85. yeah spurs, I feel the same way, 600 seems fake now.

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  86. Astrid, get those sour skittles. My nephew loves them and they make your face pucker and turn inside out.

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  87. It does Miami. I don't think he'll get in the HOF either.

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  88. Yeah Astrid, try the sour Skittles.

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  89. They should let pete rose in there before him

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  90. ok.. I will, but I can't leave yet, because it's storming bad now

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  91. btw, has CBT commented on this post yet? no right?

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  92. No he hasn't. I don't know where he is.

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  93. I wonder what he played... his playlist cant be that deep

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  94. I think that's just a title he gave himself. But he does do radio advertising spots.

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  95. http://www.spursfansays.com/2009/08/cowboy-trout-radio-personality.html

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  96. "Astrid said...

    why is Oz always in a bad mood"

    Because Elfie ain't gonna give him some pussy.

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  97. cbt probably played this song

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzjNuXuW3s4&feature=related

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  98. So Spurs, where'd you find this? I haven't seen it yet?

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  99. Actually I tried to get them to intro me with "Country Boy Can Survive" by Hank, Jr.

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  100. CBT, what music did you play for the good ole' boys down there?

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  101. On the Boone County TEA party website. That facebook page you were talking about never posted any photos.

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  102. You guys know of a site you can buy pics off of other than istockphotos.com?

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  103. Miami, I didn't play music. I intro'd politicians and other nefarious characters.

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  104. Not sure 2dirty4u. You looking to buy some pics?

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  105. Yes, I am putting together our new martketing and need pics.

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  106. What was amazing about the entertainers was how fucking bad they were, except for one dude That used to play with the Nashville Brass. One of the other singers told a joke about Obama brush hogging down the White House rose garden to make room to plant watermelons.

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  107. How did the watermelon joke go over?

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  108. I didn't do any spots at the TEA Party Spurs, but I did cut three today for pre deer season supplies.

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  109. I'm referring to in general CBT.

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  110. It embarrassed the shit out of the lady who organized the thing, but the crowd loved it.

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  111. Know of any other sites by chance Spurs?

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  112. Fotosearch and shutterstock. Try those.

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  113. I heard that spursAugust 4, 2010 at 3:45 PM

    molests stray cats

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  114. I heard that spursAugust 4, 2010 at 3:46 PM

    penis is so small bacteria laughs at it

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  115. I heard that spursAugust 4, 2010 at 3:48 PM

    dick is so small he uses a grain of rice as a strap on

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  116. I heard that spursAugust 4, 2010 at 3:50 PM

    mom is so ugly when robbers broke in she yelled rape, they yelled NO!!

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  117. That last one was fuckin' funny.

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  118. is the organizer racist cbt?

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  119. I heard that spursAugust 4, 2010 at 5:00 PM

    is so ugly he had to trick or treat by phone

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  120. What up you dirty cunts? Hey CBT, Bret Michaels wants his look back.

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  121. I heard that spursAugust 4, 2010 at 5:01 PM

    was such an ugly baby that when he was born they put tinted windows on your incubator.

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  122. I heard that spursAugust 4, 2010 at 5:01 PM

    is so ugly he makes blind kids cry

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  123. CBT is a rock star. That Boone County Carnival-Tea pary looks like it was off the hook.

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  124. Do you think they were selling fried sticks up butter? What a party! Maybe they had a eating contest too.

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  125. I wonder what the population is around that area?

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  126. Probably around 100. hahaha

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  127. I really do love how every thing can be over turned. Let's just cut the middle man out and take out the whole voting thing. Civil War

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  128. Why can't we over turn Obama's Presidency while we're at it then. Fuck it!

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  129. I just looked. In 2000, the population was 34,000.

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  130. You referring to the gays being able to marry?

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  131. Yeah. They overturn that, overturn the imigration thing in AZ. What's the point in voting. I mean I thought that was the whole point of voting. One side is always going to be unhappy.. Now we can just say fuck it and over turn it if somebody up above doesn't like the outcome of the voting polls.

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  132. It will be interesting to see what happens in November. Did you see Missouri's vote about health care?

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  133. Yeah it's all fucked up!

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  134. "They braved the weather" That is pretty funny.

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  135. The 100 brave souls made it out to ye ol County tea party. Fried butter sticks for everyone!

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  136. They overturned that shit in Cali? I need to check that out.

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  137. Yeah, I liked the weather mention.

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  138. I'm going to do a post about it soon EV.

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  139. Headliner: CBT aka DJ Roy!!

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  140. has been married 3 times and still has the same in laws

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  141. got stopped by a state trooper.
    He asked you if He had an I.D.
    And He said, 'Bout What?'

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  142. hooked up with his present girlfriend
    as a result of a message on the wall of
    the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop.

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  143. thinks fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph

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  144. has a bumper sticker that says,
    "MY MOTHER'S AN HONOR STUDENT
    AT SOUTH LITTLE ROCK JR. HIGH."

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  145. That's funny I heard that. There's a new post too.

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  146. The blue book value of his Bronco goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

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  147. CBT sleeps with both eyes open.

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  148. The blue book value of his Bronco goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

    That's funny shit.

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