Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Dating site for "ugly people." There's hope for me afterall


THE world's first dating site for UGLY people has been launched in the UK.

TheUglyBugBall.co.uk specifically excludes "anyone who is overtly pretty or attractive".

Instead, it accepts only those who "weren't blessed with great looks" — or, more bluntly, people who have "fallen from the ugly tree and hit every branch on their way down".

According to the site's straight-talking creator Howard James, it offers the "aesthetically challenged" a much-needed service.

Mr James, a multimillionaire entrepreneur from Mayfair, London, said: "It's a sad fact that up to half of the UK is made up of ugly people yet amazingly nobody has ever thought of providing a dating service for them.

"Some of these will be moderately ugly, but others will have fallen from the ugly tree and hit every branch on their way down.

"Just because they don't look like Kate Moss or Cheryl Cole doesn't mean they don't have a lot of love to give and we're scooping up these people and offering them a glimmer of hope - in many cases their first and only opportunity of meeting a member of the opposite sex."

Almost 1,500 members have signed up since the site, which is free to join, went live on Monday morning.

Mr. James doesn't really mince words does he?  Here's the link to the site. Take a look at the 5 Ugly Truths About Dating on the right hand side of the site. #5 is rich.

2dirty4u, I received the PS3 about 30 minutes ago. Thanks a lot man, that was really nice of you. I can't wait to get home and hook it up.

394 comments:

  1. Nope you still have no hope (rhymed)

    You make these dudes look like Brad Pitt and George Clooney


    Maybe you need a crypt keeper dating site.

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  2. Maybe. Or a tape worm dating site or whatever I was called.

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  3. hahhaa thats funny, who called you that?

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  4. RQ would be very popular here.

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  5. Figures you throw in an insult on her CBT.

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  6. Drew probably already signed up for an account. Finally, some girls on his level.

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  7. I see that Anon stopped by and was speaking of his conquest.

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  8. Oh the irony...look at whose name is linked at the bottom of the page to that site.

    RQ, did you make this?

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  9. Some guy I went to school with just friend requested me on FB and I noticed he is from Joliet, like DG. I wonder if she knew him.

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  10. I'm not from Joliet. I'm from a city by Joliet.

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  11. You referring to the http://www.theuglybugball.net/ kinkyb!tch?

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  12. Yeah kinkyb!tch, what were you thinking being a tad off?

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  13. He told me about his used car salesmen history and I just couldn't resist. However, I suspect he was lying.

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  14. Is this a print screen from your computer, spurs?

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  15. It's worked for CBT, why not Anonymous?

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  16. yeah, the pic for this post. If you click on it, look at the bottom and it says spursfansays.com/misstexas makes an appearance.

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  17. ugly people,Miss Texas....Rq must be behind it...get it? Joke?
    You know I don't like explaining things, Sours. Now I am annoyed.

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  18. Yeah, someone left a comment there kinkyb!tch, so I went to that post.

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  19. Yes, I get it now. I didn't catch that.

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  20. Im not annoyed anymore, I just saw this:
    http://technolog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2010/08/24/4962403-woman-dumps-cat-in-garbage-becomes-internet-villain?gt1=-43001


    Hahaha! I hate cats too, I don't blame her.

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  21. So did you order the insanity workout?

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  22. I take that back about why that link shows up kinkyb!tch. I guess my mouse cursor was sitting on that link. Someone left a comment on another one of her posts about cumming on her tits or something nice like that.

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  23. yeah fatso, I saw that earlier. You wont be able to do that, trust me, I have it. It's hard.

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  24. You have it on your screen shot. How do you not know what it is?

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  25. Like I wrote, I didn't catch it was on there. Just move you cursor over to one of the labels, the link shows up. I guess my cursor was sitting on that label.

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  26. We are going to a wedding in a few weeks and I don't really want to. The groom is a widow (his wife will have been dead just a year this weekend) and he is marrying one of her good friend's. Isn't that fucked up?

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  27. I wasn't trying to take a shot at her.

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  28. I know you weren't, I just thought it was funny and RQ would appreciate it. I lookout for everyone here, you know?

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  29. Thats just wrong kb. You should stand up at the church when the priest asks if anyone objects.

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  30. You should also change out her name on the seating table chart at the reception with his dead wife's name.

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  31. That's a good idea, DG! This is why you need to stick around...
    A bunch of her friend's keep saying they know she (dead wife) approves and I want to tell them all to stfu, how do they know, she is dead. I bet if they had divorced, no matter how smooth the divorce was no one would be so thrilled about this marriage taking place. That is one of those unspoken rules chicks know not to break (dating a friend's ex, be it an ex by death or not). And not even a year after she dies already married?? Not just dating or engaged, but married? To me it seems like they were probably eyeing one another while she was dying of cancer.

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  32. oh, not much...just signing up for some ugly people dating site i heard about.

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  33. Hello luff, it was nice seeing you this morning.

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  34. You could also make a toast to the bride and use the dead wife's name again. And make sure the dj thinks the new wife's name is the other name, too.

    Have you had caramel corn rice cakes? They are the shiznit.

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  35. hello dg. i enjoyed this morning as well. we need to have another sleepover soon ;)

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  36. aw shit...those ugly chicks are in england! looks like im not getting laid anytime soon.

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  37. Wow, a spursfansays connection. YOu should charge for this Spurs.

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  38. yeah...im surprised about it myself 2d.

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  39. I tried to resist anon, I just couldn't. And he can really make cheesecake. It's the best I've ever had.

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  40. Hell I never know what to believe here. Next you guys are going to tell me that Drew actually gets laid.

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  41. yes those rice cakes are good, DG. So are the bluberry ones that quaker makes. The pomegranate blackberry ones smell great, but are just so so tasting.

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  42. I have the blackberry ones too but I think they taste like cereal.

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  43. I'm pretty sure he "smashed" the bumblebee 2dirty4u.

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  44. I thought Anon was going to look like George Costanza but he really doesn't. I am surprised that Miss Texas hasn't commented on how hot he is since she knows what he looks like too.

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  45. as in got her fucked up on roofies smashed?

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  46. yeah! whats the deal with miss texas acting all snotty?!?!

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  47. you can't buy him beer, he is only 19!
    Don't go to jail for a measly ass rub and some cheesecake, DG.

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  48. He has a fake id, kb. We go to dive bars and hang out with Wolverine and light rail conductors.

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  49. I didn't say that I don't believe you DG. If it's true, I think it's kinda cool you guys hooked up from Spurs site. Of course if it is true, Spurs may start trying to charge us for this shit. I know I would.

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  50. It wasn't a measly ass rub either. The man does know what he is doing there.

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  51. some dude walks into the bar wearing a train conductors hat and starts playing pool with himself...and loses!

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  52. remember when we went to encanto and walked around? then we walked past that little amusement park they have there and the maintenance guys left the gate unlocked.

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  53. I did like how you made me turn around and stare at both of them and laugh. It's not like I could pretend I was laughing at anyone else since there was nobody else there other than the bartender.

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  54. that chick had a huge butterfly tattooed across her chest....and she was so hillbilly. ugh.

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  55. Good times anon....If only they knew what happened on the Carousel. That was the time you forgot to pull out.

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  56. I agree. I think you and DG should send me some cash Anonymous. Maybe I'll put up a Donation button like Drew did.

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  57. How much you want to bet she lives in a single wide?

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  58. i was gonna say a 5th wheel since im like 200% sure shes single.

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  59. I understand, though. It was just one of those moments.

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  60. we had to hurry. plus it felt good. what can i say?

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  61. We don't owe you anything spurs.

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  62. sometimes i still cant believe that her and i are...luffers. we didnt exactly used to be best of friends on here.

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  63. That's pretty judgemental kb. Unless you've walked in his shoes, you don't have a clue.

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  64. if i had any used condoms, i would send them to you so you could act like they were yours. but i dont. i use the pull out method. when i remember that is.

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  65. I guess it's safe to say DH has been hooking up with his dead wife's friends. What a winner.

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  66. Yes, used condoms is what we can send spurs instead of cash since he thinks he is a part of our hooking up. He can lick the cum right out of the rubber.

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  67. Wrong as usual DG, wrong is a lifestyle with you isn't it. Nice to see you are still classy though.

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  68. but what rubbers? hahaha!! who needs those when you can just shoot your seed!!!

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  69. No, honey. He rapes his daughters and hooks up with his dead wife's friends.

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  70. Classy? Yes, I am. I would never hook up with a dead friend's husband.

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  71. How much you want to bet that DH is trying to come up with a comment that doesn't relate to the subject to prove some mysterious point that only his redneck mind understands?

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  72. I don't know. Depends on the situation I guess.

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  73. That was a different pair. I was actually wearing the one's that say Unforgettable and they had little hearts on each side.

    You really need to work on your brail or you would've already known that.

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  74. How is your coworker 2d?

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  75. Let me rephrase that. I wouldn't hook up with a friends wife if he died.....not sober anyway.

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  76. I just have to pay more attention. The pink ones say Sexy, the black ones say Unforgettable, and the blue ones say Angel Baby.

    Want to work on your brail later on this week?

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  77. thursday? is thursday good for you?

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  78. So you don't think it makes it more legitimate if he marry's the wife's friend?

    So judgemental!

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  79. I guess. But you know how I hate waiting that long. :( lol :/

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  80. i wouldnt hook up with a friends wife or ex or anything like that. for the simple fact that i dont wanna know what his dick tastes like. period.

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  81. I say who cares. I doubt that person will ever care.

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  82. Well, obviously since they are dead. But I would never do it.

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  83. yeah. i wouldnt either. me and my crazy morals.

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  84. Awwweee....Anon has a heart. This is why I <3 him.

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  85. not a heart...i just dont want to fuck my dead friends wife.

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  86. how am I being judgemental, DH? I am just discussing what I think, honestly. It is disrespectful, imo, to her memory, both from her "friend" and her widowed spouse.
    I think that they on some level feel it is wrong also, otherwise there would be no need to bring up whether or not the dead wife approves.

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  87. I agree 100% with kb on this.

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  88. I wish I could just 'like' her comment like this was facebook.

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  89. i wish i could do the guatemalan water pump on her.

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  90. oops. im not cheating dg. i swear.

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  91. I really am annoyed with the word judgemental. You can't say anything today without someone throwing it out and calling you that. How can anyone discuss something and learn to expand their thoughts on subjects if we don't voice how we feel about things, be it hypothetically speaking or not?

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  92. yeah. fuck you for having your own opinion. fucking people.

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  93. I had to look that up, Anon. I don't understand the shit w/sex fetish at all. Gross. Pee, maybe, if it is accidental. But shit? Gross.

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  94. kb, it kinda sucks that youre married.

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  95. "2dirty4u said...
    Let me rephrase that. I wouldn't hook up with a friends wife if he died.....not sober anyway."

    I'm thinking it'd be okay on the limo ride back from the cemetary. You know the widow'll need some comforting.

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  96. I am only married in my own zipcode, Anon, you know that.

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  97. oh yeah...i forgot. so when was the last time you gave a rusty trombone?

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  98. "Anonymous said...
    not a heart...i just dont want to fuck my dead friends wife."

    I've rarely had an issue with that sort of thing while he's alive. If he's dead that drops the chance coitus interrutis to zero.

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  99. I am thinking that is all the widowed spouse here needed as well. Some pussy for sure, cause you know he hadn't had it in a long time being his wife was sick for a year or so, and of course he needed someone to take care of their 2 young kid's.

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  100. Someones obviously thinking of me, how kind! :)
    And I have not been "snotty" just really busy with work/school/life

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  101. kb, maybe he loves her. You can hire a nanny that'll fuck you and take care of the kids, cheap, if you speak Spanish or Tagalog.

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  102. and he is good looking, has a great career/makes a lot of money and this chick was well over 30, never been married/had kids, so you know she was just crying herself to sleep all the time asking why she wasn't married yet so this was just perfect for her. She just moseyed on in and acted like the caring friend so she could snag her a husband.

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  103. well well well, if it isnt miss texas. how have you been?

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  104. nice of you to take a break from Playstation, Spurs.

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  105. kb, I think Spurs was working on his carpal tunnel.

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  106. Im sure they do love eachother, CBT, they are getting married after all. The point is, love is a choice and he chose to go after his wife's friend (and she did as well) mere months after she was buried. That is a terrible choice that very much reflects one's true character and no one would be trying to justify it as okay had they not felt the same on some level.

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  107. I havent played PS3 in a while, thinking of playing tonight-whats wrong with Playstation???

    Aloha 2 all.

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  108. so miss texas, what do you think of my pic of me? hot or not?

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  109. kb, we are less than a century from marrying immediately after a spouse's death was common and frequently a matter of necessity. Romantic love tied to marriage is a notion less than two centuries old.

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  110. No kinkyb!tch, I'm actually studying for an Accounting skills test I have to pass in order to stay registered in the classes I'm in. I did open up the box and checked it out. Sweet. He included Call of Duty too.

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  111. call of duty? is it modern warfare?

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  112. First you compared divorce and being widowed. A lot of people do and it's totally inaccurate. Divorce is a choice, a reversable one at that. Death isn't usually by choice. Kids lose a parent in death. Most still have both in divorce. It is a horrible comparison to a widowed person, ask one if you don't believe me.

    Second, widowhood has several stages. He is probably in a phase of substitution. He will do almost anything to get off the emotional roller coaster he is on. Some spend money, drink, do drugs and many hook up with someone. The skin hunger can be overwhelming at first and a lot of people take their first experience after the death as "love". More times then not it ends in failure but not always.

    If they are both single and consenting, why is it wrong? Who are you or your friends to say what is right for them? The memory of his wife is not tainted by his future actions, that part of his life is sadly over. Is he supposed to sit home until everyone approves of his actions? I sat home for 9 months, didn't go anywhere except work pretty much and let me tell you, it may seem helpful at the time but it really isn't.

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  113. great...fucking great. now youre gonna be on here talking about how your online ranger buddy died on your back and your being haunted by the ghost of christmas past.

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  114. Maybe I'll grab The Sims and talk about all the young ass I get.

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  115. youre gonna start having online flashbacks....then youre gonna watch 'suckers' and talk about your car/drug dealing days.

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  116. Online flashbacks? Good one man.

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  117. I agree with DH. It may hurt the relatives and friends of that person, and they may think it distasteful, but it isn't them and they shouldn't be concerned.

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  118. if youre internet connection drops youre gonna go to del taco and hunt down south americans.

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  119. All the time you took to type out all the bullshit doesn't change anything, DH. Hooking up with your dead friend's husband is just wrong. But feel free to keep reading your 3 paragraph excuse over and over on why you hook up with our dead wife's friends. You are just trying to justify it. I understand.

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  120. Funny man. I need to get a Bronco as well.

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  121. Thanks for your opinion, DH, especially the first paragraph. Breaking it down like that makes sense. Your second paragraph though is why I think people have thought it was/is wrong for him to do this. He is looking for anything to remind him of how he felt and how is that fair to anyone involved in the relationship, most importantly, his 2 small children? I think he is moving too fast and they are both too wrapped up in the high emotions her sickness and death brought and cannot see clearly, personally. Besides that, for me personally I still don't think I would ever be able to date my a widower if I were friend's with the deceased, no matter how much time had passed. It just seems like it would be too weird.

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  122. CBT and spurs can tell each other their war stories by day and fight the online world by night.

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  123. Nah, I don't think I'll be fighting in the online PS world just yet DG.

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  124. KB,

    I think it sounds like this 'friend' is taking advantage of someone who is mentally weak right now.

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  125. did you discover the ps3 virtual porn yet?

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  126. DG, you are a fucking cunt of the worst order and I hope you suffer a painful ugly life and then go straight to hell where you're kind belongs. Now go back to the streets you cheap ass whore.

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  127. No, I haven't connected it yet. But if there is porn to be found, I'll probably find it.

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  128. does anyone here know about wii stuff? you know how they have those chargers for the controllers? does it hold the controller that has the motion sensor to or do you need a different dock to charge those?

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  129. KB, Like I said, you never know the emotional wreck you can become until it happens to you. I dated at about 10 months and yea, looking back it was too soon. I thought I fell head over heels for her, yes as a replacement I guess. But it felt good to feel anything besides numbness again. It feels good to be wanted by someone. A yr does not sound like much but when you are hurting, it is forever.

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  130. You need a different dock or you have to replace the batteries, kb.

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  131. DH,

    Just follow Drew's steps. Use craigslist and move on. You are too fucking old to date, anyway.

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  132. They started dating around December 09 (she died late Aug 09). Engaged in June or July and now getting married in Sept. To me that says they are way too blinded by the cathexis caused by hormones and will crash soon after, once "real" life takes over. That would be my opinion even if this wasn't post death. Couple that with the many stages of grief and it is just asking for trouble. Hopefully all will be okay, like I said he has 2 small children, and to be fair, he and she both do deserve happy married lives as well, but I think they have the deck stacked against them more than a "normal" newlywed couple does.

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  133. I doubt you have friends, I know nobody wants to fuck you and I don't have a clue why you are such a cunt, but you try really hard to be one.

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  134. are you serious, DG? What a effing rip off this Wii is turning out to be! I am not buying it for my nephew!
    I really want to play it though, so...do you need that wii motion controller for a whole lot of games besides the wii sports resort? or can I just get regular controllers and be good?

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  135. Spurs, you have any clue how to draft a FF team?

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  136. or I guess I could just get a seperate battery charger for the motion controller and just a regular dock for the normal controllers?

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  137. 1. I have many friends, dipshit. And they are REAL life friends!

    2. Anon is fucking me.

    3. I am a bitch to you because you come on here with this 'know it all' attitude and when you truly don't know shit.

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  138. That's what I did. Although, I would've preferred the dock. It's just easier than taking the batteries out. But I haven't touched the Wii in over a year and really just want to get rid of it.

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  139. I have the Wii Sports Resort. But I think I played it once. When it all came down to it I spent over $500 on the Wii and accessories. I think it was a big waste of money.

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  140. Yes he did TX. His online name is BENTOVERNREADY69.

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  141. I think DG and RQ are sisters.

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  142. No, DG makes RQ look smart.

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  143. "DG said...
    Yes he did TX. His online name is BENTOVERNREADY69."

    That's funny, but his online name is really CARPALTUNNELFATALITY1

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  144. No way that much bitch can come from one women.

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  145. That was good DG. Maybe I did miss you for a minute.

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  146. No I don't DH. I've never played before. I was thinking Drew was going to stop by tonight and fill us in.

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  147. DH,

    You make Drew seem both smart and funny at the same time. I didn't think that would ever be possible.

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  148. Dh, you really have to either ignore RQ and DG's bithery or laugh at it. DG's meaner, RQ's just a raving lunatic pill head.

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  149. You need to keep in mind your starters bye week, so you have someone else to put in. The order of importance seems to be RBs, WRs, QB then everyone else.

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  150. I imagine she makes Anon look feminine, too.

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  151. CBT makes Drew look skinny.

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  152. Hell, Wop might look like a girl up next to her.

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  153. it doesnt really seem like the motion deal is even needed. and I have heard all those accessories (wheel, golf club, archery bow, etc.) are annoying to use.

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  154. Gotta do better than that DG, Drew outweighs me by a hundred pounds. You have that oh so attractive jaw.

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  155. RQ is just fucking with you all. I think she is funny and nice. All of us have shitty opinions of others similar to the ones she types here,dont lie.

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  156. No, you don't need that stuff. Just tape a nerf tennis racket to the controller and now you have the same thing. Just alot cheaper.

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  157. Looking at CBT makes me understand why prostitution exists. No way in hell will he ever get it for free.

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  158. There really is a fairly significant resemblence between DG and RQ, though.

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  159. The jaw thing absolutely doesn't make sense, so cbt you need to try harder. However, your neck outweighs Drew's stomach by 100lbs.

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  160. You're right CBT, ignore is the key word.

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  161. No there isn't, cbt. I actually wash and brush my hair.

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  162. I have a thick neck in order to support my handsome Roman nose.

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  163. If teenagers are now 38, then I guess I fuck teenagers.

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  164. It comes down to disparity and how you score. QB's aren't as important because lower rung QB's won't be that far off from some of the elite guys.

    Which brings the question I've been asking, how are we scoring this shit?

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  165. Is your thick neck supposed to sag like a fucking turkey?

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  166. Spursfan and I thank you all for joining our Fantasy Football League. This should be pretty fun. The league's live draft is tomorrow at 9pm EST. For everyone that lives in other time zones, make sure you adjust. Below is a reminder to all simpletons:
    Texas is 1 hour behind, 8pm draft start.
    Colorado is 2 hours behind, 7pm draft start.
    Arizona is 3 hours behind, 6pm draft start.

    Can't believe I had to do that :(

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  167. I agree kinkyb!tch. RQ just makes comment to mess around.

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  168. Sorry DG, my neck is too thick to sag.

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  169. Drew, you don't need to give lessons in time zones. You need to receive them.

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  170. Yes, DH. The weak minded can not handle me. So go back to twitter and pick on Nik since he doesnt respond back to you. It's easier for you there.

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  171. okay so yes, all these accessories I will stop looking at, they seem worthless. He is just going to get the system and controllers and of course Super Mario Bros (so I can play) and maybe Toystory Mania, cause that looked fun.

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  172. The method of scoring is on the site

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