Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Joran van der Sloot looks too happy to me


(CNN) -- Authorities in Peru said Tuesday they have begun disciplinary action against jailers who photographed suspected killer Joran van der Sloot posing with two other men held in connection with high-profile killings there.

The photograph, first aired by the Peruvian television network America TV, shows the 22-year-old van der Sloot standing alongside fellow inmates Hugo Trujillo Ospina and William Trickett Smith II. A fourth man in the picture is not identified.

Peru's National Institute of Corrections said Tuesday that disciplinary action was in the works over the photo.

"On August 23, the Office of Internal Affairs of the institution began administrative and disciplinary actions with the goal of establishing responsibility over the acts of official misconduct by employees of the Castro Castro Correctional Institution," the agency announced. "They improperly used photographic equipment that was meant for administrative duties."

I didn't think he'd still be able to crack a smile after being there for two months. I do like the sense of humor displayed by the little rascal next to him. The hand guns cocked to his and his friend's head with a cheeky grin on his face while shacked up in prison awaiting trial for murder is a bold move.

238 comments:

  1. Probably none now. I'm pretty sure he's in a different place than regular population while he's awaiting trial. It be a huge surprise if he gets convicted, gets 25 years and somehow walks out of there.

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  2. why couldnt he have committed his crimes in iran or something?

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  3. Still, I didn't expect to see him smiling in a friendly photo.

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  4. That would have worked out better. The only picture that might have been released is them throwing his body in a shallow grave after torturing him.

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  5. or maybe we could have seen a video of him being raped to death by a horse.

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  6. or maybe something nice, like this:

    http://lbn.threat.tv/mrhands.mpg

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  7. Yep, I knew it. I knew I shouldn't have looked. I should know by now, but I thought being you hadn't been around for awhile I'd give you the benefit of the doubt.

    At least it's obvious you left it, unlike Drew who leaves porn links under Anonymous. I still don't think he understands that I know when he leaves a comment. As if anyone else lives in Toms shithole River.

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  8. Spurs ready for some more info links (not porn links)?

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  9. Tell me if I sent this to you already

    http://stockcharts.com/school/doku.php?id=chart_school

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  10. This is a part of the site which I gave you the link for above

    http://stockcharts.com/school/doku.php?id=chart_school:technical_indicators

    This is an important page

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  11. What's up Miami? Thanks for the info man. Saved them on favorites so I don't have to hunt the links down in the future.

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  12. i think joran looks like frankenberry.

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  13. http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0a7cd7zOW1qzu4xxo1_400.gif

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  14. Miami, it appears the HPQ option that I paper traded is up 9 cents already.

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  15. Funny, he does have the same head Anonymous.

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  16. wheres rq? i was hoping to catch some of her funny comments today.

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  17. Man, she's been around quite a bit, but she's not been here for a couple of days now. If you want a good laugh, check out the Queen Bee post. I think Queen Bee is hot and all, but RQ said her eyebrows look like upside down nike signs. Hilarious.

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  18. it is early Spurs, we got in a touch early because I was trigger happy, but it should still reap us some profits within the next few weeks. Def way before the end of the holding period.

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  19. rq has a knack for finding funny shit like that. its like one of those puzzles where you have to find hidden objects in a picture.

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  20. Anonymous, Giraffe is the best. She'll take on everyone.

    Here's something you missed while you were gone. Pam leaves a comment about losing her cousin, and it was a pretty sad comment she left, Giraffe comes in and tells her if she wasn't too busy sucking dick on camera and a some other ruthless shit she could have visited her cousin before he died. Pam was gone the rest of the evening.

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  21. Actually Miami, you'll be reaping the profits. Well, real profits. Which is bad ass.

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  22. rq scored another win with the nike symbols. and pam really cant expect any sympathy.... especially from rq. rq tried giving her advice when they both lived in washington and pam acted like she knew everything and went into 'porn'.

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  23. I imagine hanging out with RQ would be great just to hear here smart off, because you know she's the type to do it in person too.

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  24. Hey Anonymous, when Drew reads this he'll think I'm having a conversation with myself.

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  25. Actually he probably won't read the comments but if he did he'd think it was really a solo exchange.

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  26. i think shes probably a really nice person in real life....just like dg.

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  27. She more than likely is. Anyone who volunteers at an animal shelter has some heart. Of course she likes animals more than people, and I can't say I blame her.

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  28. you cant convince somebody whos already convinced. hes like one of those ultra religious people. they cant prove god exists but they do believe in him.

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  29. im surprised that rq didnt mention the fuzzy hair on qbs face.

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  30. what? nobody noticed that either?

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  31. No, that's her boyfriend. Queen Bee is the chick in white.

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  32. yeah...i know, and she has a fuzzy face.

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  33. Oh, and I didn't know if you saw but there was a contest that Elfie entered to win some furniture, the story goes bad after that because she didn't win.

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  34. Well, I need to run. I'll be back in awhile.

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  35. oh yeah? what happens? does elfie have to go sell her ass at the local orange groves to buy a futon?

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  36. rekkin deez fellers needta be stranged on up rekkin

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  37. hey cbt, why dont you buy elfies ass for a grand? she can go to wal-mart and get at least 4 futons.

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  38. this sucks, I will not be avail for the draft tonight

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  39. Dude, the reason I can't buy new furniture right now is because in the past year I have spent thousands of dollars saving the little shit who ruined my furniture in the first place (my year old cocker spaniel). My furniture is only 2 years old.

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  40. heres the deal, either eat him or make him work to get you new futons.

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  41. Technically I could buy new fruniture but being that I just bought it 2 years ago I don't really feel like spending more $ on it. I'm going to get a couple covers for the time being.

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  42. maybe you can set up a glory hole in your place and instead of you putting out ass, you can just use to dog to get these people off.

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  43. He's becoming a really good little dog, I actually love the little crap head. BUT I don't trust him in my house alone yet. He ate off the doggy door recently.

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  44. He is trained in the way that he can sit, stay and lay down and he's been house trained since he was like 2 1/2 months. but he's so hyper that sometimes it's hard to get him to listen. He's been a lot more difficult to train than my other dog was.

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  45. i know how you can get your money back on him just by teaching him one easy simple trick.

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  46. here you go. you can thank me later.

    http://www.beastialityforum.dk/wp-content/zooaccess11.jpg

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  47. I'm not even clicking that Anon... I know better. and I can already tell from the address that it is sick.

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  48. anon,

    hahahahahhahahahah nice chappelle show reference

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  49. I clicked one of Anon's zoo links once. It wasn't that bad. The dog looked like Toto and was clearly vain, he was looking right into the camera, didn't even look at his chick once. And the couch looked like the one MT was on in her boxer Halloween costume pic.

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  50. For the life of me, I cannot figure out how or why I retain the sharpest details on the most irrelevant subjects ever mentioned in my life but cannot retain what I study unless I read it 18 times in a row.

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  51. Oh that couch was horrible (I'm sorry MT) but gotta admit MT looked pretty hot in that outfit.

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  52. You're lucky KB, I can't remember shit.

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  53. rekkin thees herein lil m'ladys is box lickers

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  54. ol elfin, I is real mans I buys lil m'ladys new shit awl da thyme, rekkin I could foot da bill fer a couch er tah iffin ya let meh tea bag ya

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  55. KB gots long toes i rekkin and big ol dairy air

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  56. Elfie,

    My dog doesn't chew up the furniture but somehow miraculously got over the baby gate today while I was gone. So that puppy is currently staring at me crying because he is locked in the kitchen until I watch how he escaped.

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  57. Werd?

    Where everybody at?

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  58. 2 hours till draft time

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  59. yeah, see? kb doesnt mind the dog porn. i think its elfies guilty conscience that keeps her away from looking at it.

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  60. elfie doesnt need to watch dog porn, you seen the bitch? everytime she fucks its live dog porn

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  61. fucking brooke hogan body double

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  62. Bitch you look like jocelyn wildenstein

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  63. You have tourettes Evil? I'm sorry.

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  64. You seem so sensitive about dog porn. Why is that?

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  65. dog porn is the funniest thing to happen to our modern society.

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  66. I wonder if DH has a dog. If he does I bet he goes through lots of peanut butter.

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  67. maybe he ass fucks his dog with a popsicle in a condom?

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  68. Yes. He must buy Spiderman popsicles, too.

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  69. or maybe he uses those pudding pops?

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  70. Draft in 45 minutes, get your game face on!

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  71. ask dh what his interweb game face is. i bet it looks like this: 8-P

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  72. I understand the name of this site is spurs fan but I would rather talk about dog porn than sports.

    On a side note, I just saved $85 on my hotel in San Diego. I am so good at paying attention to hotel rates.

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  73. 17 mins till draft time I dont see anyone logged in but myself.

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  74. Everyone, the draft room is open. I hope some people show up.

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  75. Miami, Spurs, and the rest of you! Starts in 6 minutes

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  76. The draft window is taking a long time.

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  77. I don't think this is going to load. It keeps stopping right before the load bar fills up.

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  78. I bet your little dog is climbing up the gate, that's what my little shit did before he got big enough to just jump over it.

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  79. Damn Spurs picking my QB 1st round!!!

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  80. Yeah Q, I was a little sloppy, but we'll see how it goes.

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  81. Damn, I'm already projected to lose vs Philly in 1st matchup.

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  82. I missed Evil's comments. Good mood as usual I see.

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  83. They have projections Dirtyhater? Ill have to go look.

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  84. I didn't know there were projections either.

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  85. I think Bitch Honky is QB, but I'm not sure if she was there. I'm not sure Miami and Oz were there either.

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  86. yea, breaks it down by projected points vs who the players opponent is. Click on matchup

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  87. In the standings, there is a row that says waiver, wtf is that about? I have 7 what ever it is

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  88. Damn, I lost like three picks to that autopick for QB.

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  89. I think it is the order which you can pick up a waived player?

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  90. Trade offers will now flow for all

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  91. The league will be set and ready to trade in 24 hours

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  92. The computer picking for QB owned the one picking for Oz.

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  93. Oz is going to be pissed. Sucks for him.

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  94. Here's one for you spurs. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/woman-nabbed-auto-erotic-crime

    My question is, what was DG doing in ohio?

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  95. DH's funny side sadly expired in 1978. It happens to alot of old people. You should see all the angry senior citizens roaming the streets in golf carts in sun city.

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  96. Why would you say they are angry? Do they run over animals in the carts?

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  97. They are just bored and look for things to complain about. Once they knocked on my parents door because a car was 4 inches into the sidewalk in the driveway.

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  98. Hey, I hear you about old folks complaining. My dad is the homeowners association president in their neighborhood, he hears all sorts of bullshit.

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  99. They also complained that my parents leave their dog tied to the patio and thinks that it will be eaten by a coyote.


    It's a fucking cement dog.

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  100. But my dad had a great story the other day.

    He was at one of the community pools and there is this guy there that always wears speedo's and he will talk about himself to anyone who will pretend to listen. So he was telling my dad how he is a famous actor and lives in Malibu. He said he used to live with Jack Nicholson, too. He gives my dad his business card. It is a picture of him in like 1971 looking like Burt Reynolds and it his the name Maxwell and under it it says 'actor, skydiver'. I wish I had the card so I could post it.

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  101. That would be awesome. He sounds like CBT.

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  102. He told my dad he could be an extra in a movie and if he drove to Malibu. He said it normally costs $25 to be an extra but if my dad showed the movie people his card he would get in free.

    So my dad tells him he was a good looking guy back in the day. The guy tells him he is still a great looking guy.

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  103. I hear he is always at the pool so I want to go there one of these days to see him.

    The best part about it is he asked my dad for a ride back home because he doesn't have a car. What a successful actor he is.

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  104. do you think dh carries cards that read rocket surgeon, internet tough guy?

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  105. do you think the humidity down south makes his spray on hair start to melt in the middle of trying to be suave?

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  106. I'm sure he prints them and gives them to anyone that will listen to his stories of staring out his window in the IT department at a statue of a rocket.

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  107. His forehead probably looks like a used paint can in the humidity.

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  108. do you think he tells them about how he used to walk into his daughters room after downing a 12 pack of pbr?

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  109. i think his spray on hair looks like this:

    http://www.topnews.in/files/Boy-George-969.JPG

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  110. as a matter of fact, i think he looks like boy george too.

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  111. Wouldn't cbt be proud that I tried to order you some Old Style at the bar?

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  112. dh, you should really keep your twitter on private:

    http://photos.upi.com/story/t/3eb13e0636e4582c73649b5a74938d0e/Boy-George-sentenced-to-15-months-in-jail.jpg

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  113. yeah...old style. and that would have been the last night you were ever heard from again.

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  114. I bet Boy George got his inspiration from DH while visiting Alabama. Since all the smart people migrate to that state he figured DH had to be onto something new and wanted a piece of the action.

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  115. he heard about a dildo he invented called 'the red rocket to your socket'....or something like that.

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  116. I can't believe they didn't have it. With the looks of that bar I figured that would've been the only option.

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  117. They are right next to each other on the keyboard. I've almost made that typo many times before.

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  118. No problem, just felt like pointing your mistake out, like a prick.

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  119. Whatever happened to RC Cola? Do they still have that?

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  120. Well you are a prick all the time but I don't always feel like pointing that out.

    Did you download the ps3 porn yet? It's good stuff. Very interactive. Anon and I were playing with it this morning.

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  121. wheres drew? i think we just found out that dh and dg are the same person!!!!

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  122. i can play her ps3 remotely with my psp. fucking cool shit man.

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  123. And Tab? Or Joltz? Joltz was redbull before it existed. I remember my mom wouldn't let me drink it so it made me want it all the more.

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  124. No DG, I'm actually over at my parents' house. They are leaving in the morning to go to Maine for awhile and I'm house sitting. I left the PS3 at my place.

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  125. I was talking about this morning when you were over here. It was like a 3sum but only 2 of us were real.

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  126. My parents just left for Illinois today too for a few weeks. But I'm not house sitting. Sun City is just too damn far away from civilization.

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  127. "wheres drew? i think we just found out that dh and dg are the same person!!!!"

    That's funny. And that's cool you can play remotely like that.

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  128. Yeah, I like their place a lot DG. It's relaxing over here.

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  129. duh...i know where i was this morning. next to you, dufus!

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  130. You caught me Anon. I'm DH, too. I really care so much about the dirty that I created a twitter to voice my hate. I'm sure somebody cares what I have to say.

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  131. Hey Anonymous, you know how to swipe pics without paying for them like a sucker right?

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  132. you should get that camera for your ps3 spurs.

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  133. yeah, i can get most pics. why? need some dog porn?

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  134. His twitter is actually funny DG. Especially when him and 20K go at it.

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  135. I didn't know you can get cameras. I don't know anything about it man.

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  136. You also think Drew is funny so your opinion is useless.

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  137. once you find out about the ps3 porn you are gonna need that camera! you can get into chatrooms all over the world with cam feeds with the sony server. its badass!

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  138. hahaha!!! nik looks like the worlds biggest enema bag!!!

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  139. Drew's funny about one in 75 comments. It's nice to let him know when he is.

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  140. Those are great pics, aren't they?

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  141. You can talk to girls with dildo controllers and control what happens with the dildo. You can choose pulsing, heat, and vibrating on 3 different levels.

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  142. we are crapping you negative on this info, spurs.

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  143. so which pics do you want of the 12 year old asian girl called nik?

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  144. That is so gay when you comment on here about sending emails back and forth. I mean it's obvious unless you actually log out of your email.

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  145. Well I was putting on lipstick when I wrote that, so I hope you understand.

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  146. I want to go to Maine! You shouldve tagged along, Spurs.

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  147. My mom has been going there for years, I've just never gone.

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  148. Portland, Maine is nice. I had lobster for the first time while I was there.

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  149. Spurs,

    I did not email you.

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  150. i had gay sex in maine. that was the best of the worst.

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  151. did you miss me while i was gone?

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  152. by gay sex i meant lesbian sex. i should have clarified that.

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  153. but does it make you gay if you enema with a hollowed out dildo?

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  154. I think I'm going to see The Last Exorcism on Saturday.

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  155. youre gonna do what?
    not without asking me first!

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  156. I bet Spurs is rolling around in his mom and dad's bed right now. Seeing as how he has a futon and they have a king size bed, I don't blame him.

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  157. i would have to say.....i dont know.

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  158. SpursFan is Forgy.

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  159. You are the one taking me, I just didn't tell you yet.

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  160. I wonder if he is going to have a chick over and do her on their bed. Standard shit we all did as a teen when our parent's were out of town, but now Spurs has the chance to do it with a real woman from Craigslist, not a blow up doll.

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  161. I like those powders they have that you can put on popcorn now at the movies. I mix the ranch with the cheddar cheese, ooooh delish. Make sure Anon gets you some of that, DG.

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  162. Not a chance kb. You know spurs doesn't interact with a real live woman.


    But he sleeps on a futon? How come he didn't enter the sofa contest?

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  163. Do you think he faps to anon's comments in his parents bed?

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  164. i bet his futon has a hole in the middle of the cushion.

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  165. Thanks DG, I didn't e-mail you either.

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  166. dont be creepy dg....dont be creepy.

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  167. Barney Frank is Spur's Dad, true story......

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  168. No kinkyb!tch, I'm actually upstairs. They don't leave until the morning. I just came over to spend some time with them before they left.

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  169. Hey Drew, you see the 11:53 mark? That's four comments I made in less than a minute.

    Awesome right?

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