It's apparent that dreams really do come true. It looks like Drew almost got close enough to Pauly D to smell the kid's hair gel, had the perfect opportunity to ask the that other clown if he knew Nik Richie, and got to make out with looks to be a bumblebee. It's like he was in some sort of bizarro fantasy land that only New Jersey can offer.
Regardless, it's great to see Drew is still rocking the khakis and phone clip. STYLE. And I know that I own the title of the worst looking drunk picture ever recorded, but in that first pic he's got a bad case of wasted face (rhymed).
Why is Drew's face busted up? Did all of those men he is trying to fondle kick his ass or something?
ReplyDeleteThat's wasted face.
ReplyDeletehe has red splotches on his face.. they look like sores or massive pimples.. idk
ReplyDeleteAstrid, you should start watching Mad Men. It's great.
ReplyDeleteMad Men started slow this season. Kind of boring.
ReplyDeleteAfter last season I expected this agency to be really bad ass, and I think it's been a little bit of a letdown, but it's still a bad ass show.
ReplyDeletewhat kind of show is it... it sounds like a crime show
ReplyDeleteIt's about a Madison Avenue ad agency set in the late 50's and now early 60's.
ReplyDeleteI just read it's a 1960's drama... it does sound kind of cool.. I was picturing a period drama type of show, but with criminal activities go on in in... like Saprano's 1920
ReplyDeletea lot of the movies I have been watching lately are 70s and 60s
ReplyDeleteOh yeah?
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteNice gut in the 4th pic. So much for that diet fat Drew
ReplyDeleteDrew, if I were you, I'd kick your wingman's ass for letting you hook up with that grenade!
ReplyDeleteLMAO at both Anons
ReplyDeleteIt was humid last night plus I had a few cocktails
ReplyDeleteI woke up today with that grenade/klingon,,,,,,,,,
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Drew. How did that go?
ReplyDeleteIf I were your wingman, I would have had to think twice before jumping on that for you. On another note, I wouldn't be posting the proof here.
ReplyDeleteI am laughing so hard @
ReplyDelete"And I know that I own the title of the worst looking drunk picture ever recorded, but in that first pic he's got a bad case of wasted face (rhymed)."
Drew you need to fix the duplicate team or the eigth person can't join.
ReplyDeleteI will tomorrow DH. Still sporting the wasted face........... On a serious note, I have a pic of Gravy Face Spurs
ReplyDeleteYou have a point 2dirty4u, but Drew provided some entertainment with these pics.
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked that line Drew.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you have that one pic that you've busted up about 20 times now.
ReplyDeleteThat pic never gets old. I think before I go to bed I will super impose.
ReplyDeleteYou do that.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you `look like T2 @ www.pamelapucker.com
ReplyDeleteCatch you tomorrow.
T2? Okay Drew. There are numerous ways to bust that pic up, that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteFor the love of God, do some situps. All those drinks go right to your gut, chill out on those as well.
ReplyDeleteAs flat as the chick in the first pic looks, I am sure when she sits down her stomach sticks out more than her rack. Her and Drew will never be able to bump uglies, they will bump guts for sure though.
ReplyDeleteHello kinkyb!tch. Great job on both of your comments. I know EV's been called the voice of reason, but I'd say it's you.
ReplyDeleteHoly Shit, Drew. You look like one of the drunk Baldwin brothers, only fatter and retarded. And why does the bumblebee look like she is about to puke? you must have some stench ass breath.
ReplyDeleteBut at least you are consistent. Even as a stalker you set very low goals - only bottom feeder celebs like Nik Richie, Ari Golden, and whoever the fuck these two guidos are. Keep reaching for the stars, fatso.
BTW, don't be alarmed, but your eyes are sliding down your face.
my email is not working, just fyi if anyone is emailing me.
That's hilarious Giraffe. His right eye does look like it's at a theme park on some sort of a rollercoater. I don't care what anyone says about you, I love your comments. It's a pleasure whenever you comment. I'm drinking some wine right now, I'm a little tipsy. Hence the sentimentality. Damn, it took like five minutes to type that word out. I'm buzzed buddy.
ReplyDeleteAwwww...That made my whole weekend. Honest injun, it did. I'd join you with the wine, but I drank it all last night.
ReplyDeleteYou drink up, buddy.
Giraffe :-)
in fact i ended up at babes strip club on scottsdale road and fucking hell if those bitches didn't take me for every last dollar. and i ordered fucking patron, and I was really drunk, but that patron anjeo or whatever it is called was like $40 a shot. And i bought plenty.
ReplyDeleteSo I sign onto my bank account to survey the damage i did last night. Well, fucking $1200. So I have spent the better part of the day on the phone with the bank explaining that their ATM machines need a breathylzer and I should be able to dispute any charges I made while drunk and legally impaired.
Yeah, normally I think wine is for the gays (just copying midget man and fatso), but red wine rocks.
ReplyDeletewell, i'm gonna hit the hay.
ReplyDeleteenjoy your wine, buddy.
red wine does rock
ReplyDeleteLater on Giraffe.
ReplyDeletewhy were you in a strip club.. rq?
ReplyDeleteThat's a good question.
ReplyDeleteat babes they have to put this silicone shit on their nipples because it is the law in Scottsdale.
ReplyDeleteYep, same in San Antonio Elfie.
ReplyDeleteHello Queen Bee.
ReplyDeletewerd
ReplyDeleteSup maino?
ReplyDeleteNot much man. Just working, wondering what I'm going to eat and what time I'll be leaving. You?
ReplyDeleteWondering why a fat disgusting train wreck such as big drew really tried to take a shot at such a fine young man such as myself on his shit blog that only gets three hits a day and they are all from his own delusional characters
ReplyDeleteOh, you saw that huh?
ReplyDeleteNot as bad as that pic of me he's used more times that I can count.
ReplyDeleteat least 45 times
ReplyDeleteNow that is sloppy spurs
ReplyDeleteYeah it is.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why that is QB, I just know it's the law there. That and they cannot touch the customer, I had a friend who worked there.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure RQ went in to apply for a job dancing, then had to get drunk to ease the sting of getting laughed at by the owner. Dude's probably still laughing. Even I'm not gonna drop $1200 bucks at a strip club unless I get sucked off a half a dozen times.
ReplyDeleteHow's it going Skeets?
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty funny CBT.
ReplyDeleteBtw, Drew; Boy ain't you got more than one shirt?
ReplyDeleteHave you seen him in that shirt before?
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Spurs? Man, my mind is totally blown over this weekend. It was like the last 32 years never happened. Too comfortable, too fast.
ReplyDeleteIt's going alright. How was your weekend Sours?
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, that's right. You hung out with Valarie didn't you?
ReplyDeleteIsn't that the one he always wears when he gets his picture taken or is it just the same color as all his other ones?
ReplyDeleteYeah dude, I did.
ReplyDeleteIt was good Elfie. I got destroyed at a casino in Louisiana, but overall I'd still say the trip was worth it.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure CBT. And I take it you two had a good time.
ReplyDeleteLouisiana's the state that's really a "whole 'nother country" instead of Texas. A third world country.
ReplyDeleteYeah, we did. Too good.
ReplyDeleteAre you in love now CBT? Does that mean your concubines are going to hit the bricks?
ReplyDeleteThe concubines stay as long as Val's still married.
ReplyDeleteRQ has bumped her head if she thought that hot piece of ass from the last post (the one right before this) is ugly. If left alone with that chick (not RQ) for 24 hours, CSI would think it was a crime scene because of all the DNA splattered across the room.
ReplyDeleteBTW, whats up gents?
ReplyDeleteIt's like an Arkansas Melrose Place CBT.
ReplyDelete"If left alone with that chick (not RQ) for 24 hours, CSI would think it was a crime scene because of all the DNA splattered across the room."
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Miami.
How's it going man?
ReplyDeleteAs the Hillbilly's World Turns.
ReplyDeleteMore like "All My Hillbillies"...
ReplyDeleteDrew, them chicks weren't good looking even when they were young, damn boy.
ReplyDeleteAnd i really like the button flap pocket under the cell phone case.
ReplyDeleteNice eye. The button flap is flashy.
ReplyDeleteGoing good my friend, how was your weekend?
ReplyDeleteHoe bout you CBT, how was your weekend?
ReplyDeleteDrew is an old fart, still rockin' the Nautica.
ReplyDeleteIt was good Miami, how was yours?
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with Nautica CBT.
ReplyDeleteChilled with the fam mostly. It was nice and relaxing. Went by way too fast though. I like Drew's drunk face.
ReplyDeleteI think I have a Nautica shirt or 2 left.
ReplyDeleteYou can't be too ugly to work in a strip club..
ReplyDeleteI was thinking RQ got stuck in a strip club because her boyfriend took her there or left her there... We know she wasn't there to admire the beauty of other women of course...
ReplyDeleteIt did go by too fast Miami.
ReplyDeleteIf RQ wants a job stripping, there's a club in Lake Village, Arkansas I'm sure would hire her. Bad plastic surgery scars are a condition of employment.
ReplyDeleteYou're probably right about the strip club Astrid.
ReplyDeleteNot mention those from gunshot wounds.
ReplyDeleteShe could work at the boat here. They have all kinds of beat chicks, also the last time I went was in 2000 a tranny came on stage, made me waste my $20 Remy, and also the reason why it was my last trip
ReplyDeleteThat's what I was just about to suggest Wop, although she may have to get a few cigarette burns as those seem to be a prerequisite at that place.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure RQ has some marks on her that make cigarette burns passe.
ReplyDeleteBut she did get comment 200 last night, so her life isn't a total waste.
ReplyDeleteI've figured it out. Anonymous is really Jack Kevorkian.
ReplyDeleteI don't think that was really AZ Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteI done figured out my mammy is rully my sisters cousin
ReplyDeleteWell, we have a namejacker again.
ReplyDeleteYeah, apparently we do. The way to tell with this one is I say "momma", not "mammy".
ReplyDeleteI have a booty jacker name a kasey, he done touch mah bum eurrnight
ReplyDeleteIs that right? I didn't know I did that.
ReplyDeleteyour profile ID# (when you click on your name) starts with 132, Roy. The fake one starts with 034.
ReplyDeleteNice detective work kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteThe Boat sounds like a lovely establishment, Columbo. I may have to take a drive out there!
ReplyDeleteJust a random tidbit I have in the site's records, Spursy.
Nice record keeping kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteFake CBT is also Elvie and Jesse James.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine if Elvie made that booty jacker comment? Ew (no offense to the real Elfie of course).
Anyway, Sours how are you?
I'm doing good, thanks. How are you doing?
ReplyDeleteI'm cool. Well, only cause I have stayed indoors all day. I am tired of summer already. So ready for winter and Christmas and...hot choco. :)
ReplyDeleteHave you started Christmas shopping yet, Spurs? If not, when do you normally start?
ReplyDeleteYes, the heat is really getting old. It was supposed to be 105 today.
ReplyDeleteAs far as Christmas shopping? Really? Sometime in December. When do you start?
ReplyDeletekb called me by real first name. Odd, but kinda nice. Gave me a bit of a chubby.
ReplyDeleteI do my Christmas shopping on December 23rd. It's a tradition. People end up with some fucked up gifts, badly wrapped.
ReplyDeleteUsually Sept/Oct. We have a ton of nieces and nephews and all of those dbags want state of the art toys and videogames. Bastards. So I like to spread it out a bit so I don't get too annoyed with throwing down hundreds of dollars on shiz I know they will play with twice and then never touch again.
ReplyDeleteI'm tired of the hear as well. We were over 100 for about ten days straight. Y'all in SA and AZ don't have the humidity we do, though. This summer reminds me of the jungle.
ReplyDeleteSome of the inlaws though do the whole name drawing thing for Xmas and we don't see them to do that until Thanksgiving and then I have to do 2 last minute gifts for them. That used to bug me, I don't like to shop so close to the holiday it gets too crazy out there. But I have just started doing giftcards so it is less stressful.
ReplyDeleteCeebs-I did that so we could all distinguish which CBT I was talking about.
Funny CBT, I was going to write the 23rd.
ReplyDeleteDo you listed to Christmas music kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteI like to give my sister, whose birthday is Christmas day, some kind of ugly knick knack, like a rhinestone encrusted cat clock or a camo picture frame.
ReplyDeletekb, I was kidding about the chubby.
ReplyDeleteI despise Christmas music. I didn't until the stores started playing it before Halloween.
ReplyDeleteSometimes Spurs, but I don't really seek it out or play it all day. I like to bake also. I think I am going to make Gingerbread shaped brownies this year, and maybe trees. And I want to try peppermint bark but I really only like a few pieces of it, so it is easier to just buy it.
ReplyDeleteMy post disappeared so I am retyping it, sorry if it shows up twice
ReplyDeleteCeebs, it gets humid here too. Idk if as humid as Arkansas, as I have never been there, but it is still terrible. Today it is 106 w/27% humidity. The humidity lasts until early Oct., although maybe not that high and usually just in the mornings, not all day like now.
Gingerbread shaped brownies sounds good. I'll be looking for some in my mailbox.
ReplyDeleteI used to go into a bar in Fayetteville, Maxine's, when I was in college and drop 3 bucks in the jukebox and play "Billy, Don't Be A Hero" 30 times. At Christmas time, I'd do that with "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer". People would physically be in pain after the 7th or 8th time the song played.
ReplyDeleteKB - no that place is really gross
ReplyDeleteCBT - please it is humid as shit here right now and has been for a month. 110 degrees with 70-100 humidity
- I start xmas shopping round the 5th of dec. if anybody cares
91 degrees and 35% humidity. Really low today.
ReplyDeleteReally Wop? That sucks. Our humidity stays around the 80% mark most all summer. It's gonna be 84 here Wednesday. That really does give me a chubby.
ReplyDeleteI care, Oz.
ReplyDeleteWill you buy the babe all kinds of toys or not much since he won't remember it anyway?
I want to buy one of my nephews a Wii. Poor kid has no video games, idk what my sis is thinking. How is he going to learn hand/eye coordination without Mario and Luigi helping him out?
CBT, I just read the e-mail you sent about the lawsuits. That's amazing.
ReplyDeleteYou should send that to Oz for motivation.
ReplyDeletekb, we just shower three of four times a day.
ReplyDeleteWhen I got back from Central America I had a case of jock rash that was phenomenal. Of course, we got left in the bush for 4 months with no way to bathe except by wading into a blue line.
Don't give that ambulance chaser any ideas Spurs.
ReplyDeleteI like the one where the dude got trapped in the garage with nothing to eat but Pepsi and dry dog food.
ReplyDeleteI have Wop's phone number, but not his email.
ReplyDeleteThat was a good one about the homeowner.
ReplyDeleteI tried to post the e-mail in the comments, it's too big, won't let me.
ReplyDeleteI like the one about the Winnebago and the sandwich.
ReplyDeleteKathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son.
ReplyDeleteCarl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles , California , won $74,000 plus medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.
Terrence Dickson, of Bristol , Pennsylvania , who was leaving a house he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled it shut. Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT days and survive on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's insurance company claiming undue mental anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Dickson $500,000 for his anguish. We should all have this kind of anguish. Keep scratching .. There are more......
Jerry Williams, of Little Rock, Arkansas, garnered 4th Place in the Stella's when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical expenses after being bitten on the butt by his next door neighbor's beagle - even though the beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. Williams did not get as much as he asked for because the jury believed the beagle might have been provoked at the time of the butt bite because Williams had climbed over the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet gun.
Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, because a jury ordered a Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she slipped on a spilled soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft drink was on the floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.
Kara Walton, of Claymont , Delaware , sued the owner of a night club in a nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor, knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms.Walton was trying to sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge, the jury said the night club had to pay her $12,000 ..... oh, yeah, plus dental expenses.
This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was: Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City , Oklahoma , who purchased new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game, having driven on to the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the cruise control was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded her -- are you sitting down? --- $1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who might also buy a motor home.
There you go Spurs.
ReplyDeleteThanks CBT.
ReplyDeletehttp://whitetrashrepairs.com/
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youdrivewhat.com/
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dbagplanet.com/
ReplyDeleteI'm outta here for awhile.
ReplyDeleteI was just going to Ari Gold Fakes FB to rag on him, and when I put Ari Gold in the FB search box, a second profile, Ari Goldena, came up. I checked it out, and someone really doesn't like Ari. Lots of info - his baseball stats, home value, etc. Worth checking out!
ReplyDeleteLater on CBT.
ReplyDeleteHey, I saw your comment on the Ari post. I responded. I can't seem to find it. When I typed in Ari Goldena, a profile of Quagmire came up.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I'm very good at using facebook. Someone I went to high school with told me I have the most boring facebook page ever. I agreed.
ReplyDeletecan I see your FB?
ReplyDeleteThat's all right Astrid.
ReplyDeleteDo you have a FB page?
ReplyDeleteI started a few FB's but I never logged back in, and I forget my passwords and stuff..
ReplyDeletefacebooks are for fags
ReplyDeleteI agree.
ReplyDeleteOnly fags like spurs have those, what a girly man. 35 years old on facebook, I bet they dont even have an ITT tech section
ReplyDeleteWhat's up EV?
ReplyDeleteOz, I agree with you. Mine is completely blank. But I wanted to get in contact with people I went to high school and U of H with. The only info on mine is a birth date.
ReplyDelete"But I wanted to get in contact with people I went to high school and U of H with."
ReplyDeleteWhy? So you can chat about Glee and Twilight? fag!
Facebook is a good way to remind you of why you lost touch with the people you did.
ReplyDeleteNothing much, Spurs. The neighbor just came by to warn us to watch our stuff because he saw a "coon" leaving the neighborhood with a box in his hands, and he knows he was up to no good.
ReplyDeleteOz, you wouldn't know what high school or friends were like because you were always locked up in juvie prisons.
ReplyDelete"Facebook is a good way to remind you of why you lost touch with the people you did."
ReplyDeleteThat's funny EV.
Are you serious about your neighbor EV? How old is the guy?
ReplyDeleteYeah. Probably in his 60's.
ReplyDeleteMan, that's priceless.
ReplyDeleteAwesome. I just saw a political ad slamming Quayle over the Dirty.
ReplyDeleteHe won't ever be able to get away from that affiliation.
ReplyDeleteGood, last thing we need is another Quayle.
ReplyDeleteDamn, I don't get to play against Drew in FFB.
ReplyDeleteThat's right, Wednesday is draft day.
ReplyDeleteIf drew was a real italian (which he is NOT) Jersey Shore kids would be an absolute disgrace to him, like they are to all real Italians. And I thought Gotti's grandkids were bad.
ReplyDeleteI thought Drew was Romanian.
ReplyDeleteHe does look Romanian.
ReplyDeleteThat should be crowned the best insult ever.
ReplyDeleteYeah. Even better.
ReplyDeletetry the ARI Goldena again, the first pic is Quagmire (there is a resemblance) Check out the pics, they're pretty funny (explains his baseball career quite well). I saw a link posted to the Google Earth picture of Frank's House, but now it is gone.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to FFB league to fix
ReplyDeleteThanks Anonymous. I don't know how I missed it. I wonder if that's really his house? And as far as his baseball "career", I clicked on them, didn't see any stats. I'll continue to look around.
ReplyDeleteWe need one more to complete the league all. I can fill tomorrow night if one of us regulars here don't fill. Spurs, you need to dig up the link and password for them to join.
ReplyDeleteThis for flag football?
ReplyDeleteAll right Drew.
ReplyDeleteFantasy football. 2dirty4u, you want to play?
ReplyDeleteWe need one more man. And yes, I think FF is kind of lame, but I've never played before, Drew put the league together, so it should be fun. There's 7 of us so far.
ReplyDeleteI thought Eazy V was in? (Philly Iggles)
ReplyDeleteI've never played it either. Whats the point of it all?
ReplyDeleteMiss Universe bathing suit competition is coming on. Time to brake out the lotion...... LOL!
ReplyDeleteFunny password. May have to use it one day.
ReplyDeleteSrry guys for that memory file
ReplyDelete2dirty4u, you just draft players (QB's, WR's, RB's and team defense) and there's a scoring system. Your players would go up against someone's players.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, it's definitely his house. The Maricopa County Recorder has several entries in their online real estate lookup under his name for that address. It's $89,000 under water now. Yet he's always bragging how rich he is. No Baseball career, no home equity, unless mom and dad support him, he's about broke. Couldn't happen to a nicer tool.
ReplyDeleteMiss France had a camel toe going, just sayin... I notice these things.
ReplyDeleteKasey, I understand that you were selective on what pics you posted from my night out at Karma but serious dude, why would you leave this one out?
ReplyDeletehttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YoaPPivY6O0/THGTwQ12mHI/AAAAAAAACYA/e-yr0_2izwo/s1600/SDC10915.JPG
Yeah, I saw where the house value nosedived Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteI missed that pic. I also didn't see the one of J-Wow until today.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, do you know a person named Mathew Merrill or David Grimes?
ReplyDelete