It seems Miami has taken after Oz and is trying his hand at picking out hot chicks. I have no idea who Jessica Barton is and what she does and I don't care, but I have to admit she's hot. I know Miami has a sick mind, so perhaps this is the chick you are meant to piss on and set on fire. Good luck dude.
There you go EV, no more gayness as the top post when you visit the site.
ReplyDeleteMiami has a lot better taste than Wop.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, that last post was seriously gay, even if it was for QB.
What's going on CBT?
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, it was pretty gay.
ReplyDelete"QB said...
ReplyDeleteOh and as for me addressing the tranny, I do it to pissed her off. I think of her like a turtle.thumph on her hard shell long enough, she's bound to poke her teeny lily head out! hahaha"
And this is why I love Queen Bee.
Recovering from Karaoke night at the Arena. Fist time I've been in awhile.
ReplyDelete*First*
ReplyDeleteIt was fucking flaming, Ru Paul style gay.
ReplyDeleteFair enough. So you sang some karaoke?
ReplyDeleteNow that's gay bud.
How do you know RQ has been stalking you?
ReplyDeleteThere's a black rose tacked to your door and your trash has been stolen.
And aren't you meeting with that woman this weekend?
ReplyDeleteDid someone really leave a black rose on your door?
ReplyDeleteI didn't sing last night Spurs. When I do it's Johnny Cash's "Sunday Morning, Coming Down". Hardly gay.
ReplyDeleteAnytime a guy walks to the mic and starts singing anything, it's pretty fucking homo dude.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm meeting Valarie tomorrow night.
ReplyDeleteNaw, no black rose tacked to the door recently. I'm just trying to stir the old lunatic up, like QB.
I have gotten blocked phone calls before that were Alanis Morrisette's "You Oughta Know" playing really loud, but I knew who that was. That chick sent me a dozen black roses at the dealership.
I've gotten a few songs as messages. Pretty stupid.
ReplyDeleteAwesome post Spurs, I dont know where you get your inspiration, but it is highly commendable. And yes, I would so like to put her in my next film.
ReplyDeleteI'd buy a snuff film with her.
ReplyDeleteSingin' Johnny Cash stuff negates the intrinsic homoness of karaoke, Spurs. It ain't like I sing something from the "Twilight" soundtrack.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI've gotten a few songs as messages. Pretty stupid."
Speaking of that, how is Lindsay?
She's good. But she didn't send me the music messages.
ReplyDelete"perhaps this is the chick you are meant to piss on and set on fire. Good luck dude."
ReplyDeleteI am still laughing
Okay, Rexic or RQ?
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked that Miami.
ReplyDeleteThere's CBT, obsessing over RQ again.
ReplyDeleteBtw, Spurs, how is it that you manged to get two of the most hideous women that ever commented on thedirty to text you pictures of themselves in various states of undress and, more importantly, why?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, there is usually a 3-4pm (eastern) pick up in activity in the markets. It is fun monitoring during those times usually.
ReplyDeleteIs CBT in the fantasy league with us?
ReplyDeleteNo Miami, I'm not. Not my type of activity. I can neither get drunk nor piss off fat women playing fantasy football.
ReplyDeleteYou'd bang both of them CBT. Don't act like you wouldn't.
ReplyDeleteCool Miami, I'll check it out. That optionxpress site is bad ass.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeletehow racy are these pics we are talking about?
Spurs, I wouldn't fuck either of those so called females with Drew's dick, on a dare.
ReplyDeleteMiami, you'll go blind if you look at them.
ReplyDeleteOptionsExpress has received positive recognition and numerous accolades, which is what led me to them in the first place. I wish you tons of luck. Soon we'll plunge deeper and deeper into the game.
ReplyDeleteYou can find the RR lingerie pics on thedirty Miami. One I sent in because she and her clan were ripping on me. The other one I sent (the decent one) because Nik asked me to. But RR was cool with that pic being posted.
ReplyDeleteCBT
ReplyDeletehow many beers would it take?
I will check it out
ReplyDeletehttp://www.spursfansays.com/2009/07/lovely-letter.html#comments
ReplyDeleteHere's one Miami. When you're blind, don't say I didn't warn you...
men singing Karaoke is gay even if its a Jonny Cash song.
ReplyDeleteHere it is Miami:
ReplyDeletehttp://thedirty.com/category/san_antonio/page/11/
It's like the one that has *Flashback* as the title.
I agree "i want to cum in elfie's mouth."
ReplyDeleteSpurs
ReplyDeletewhat do you agree with ?
that men and karaoke is gay or
you want to cum in elfie's mouth ?
The karaoke. As for Skeets? I'd cum all over her face, just to see her reaction.
ReplyDeletehahahahaha, wow spurs you really tore that bitch a new one.
ReplyDeleteCBT,
ReplyDeleteI understand, that RR chick looks like a possible meth head
Yeah Miami, I thought it was pretty good. I actually wrote something up for another lingerie pic she sent, and I think it was better than that write up, I just never sent it in.
ReplyDeleteWell, as written by Robert Greene, you must totally crush any opponent, lest they return for revenge.
ReplyDeleteThe other pic was RQ's titties right?
ReplyDeleteHer and her clan ripped me a few times after that was posted, but I think Nik deleted me off his site.
ReplyDeleteNo, the other pic was RR in lingerie. She sent four pics total.
ReplyDeleteHere's another of her lingerie pic, this is the one he asked me to send in.
ReplyDeletehttp://thedirty.com/2009/05/spurs-fan-and-richierexic-have-weird-chemistry/
The flunky bunch, hahahahha
ReplyDeleteWas she trying to bone you Spurs?
Miami the link I put in my comment was RQ's bad tit job.
ReplyDeleteNo, she wasn't trying to bone me. And yeah, it was the flunky bunch.
ReplyDeleteMiami, RichieRexic is Spurs twin sister, and yeah he was trying to bone her.
ReplyDeleteOh wow, I didnt realize alot of the people posting here used to post on thedirty. Do alot of peeps still go back and forth?
ReplyDeleteYeah thats the one I was referring to CBT
ReplyDeleteI think some people leave some comments there sometimes Miami. And yeah, pretty much everyone here used to comment there. Except you and Astrid.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to pam, didnt someone say she was preggo?
ReplyDeleteThis site is better
ReplyDeleteThanks Miami. The commenter section is better no doubt, but the posts aren't.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm not sure Pam's pregnant. I'm thinking of doing another interview with her.
ReplyDeleteYou are like a philanthropist CBT.
ReplyDeleteYeah, thats why i like this site better, I will glance over there from time to time, but they are total ass holes and they have no guidlines for judging hot ass. Its just diss any and all hoes. I like objective opinions when I talk about hoes. Also, comments dont come out 90% of the time. Thats why I decided that I hated them. This in turn, led me to your site.
ReplyDeletePlus, we have good and funny convos here. Where else could I get CBT dropping knowledge like this?
ReplyDeleteExactly Miami. The conversations are the best part.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, that's cool you found the site.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I don't like that they delete comments that rip on them. They should allow those comments to go through. It would make the site better, but they don't like being ripped on.
ReplyDeleteon a side note, I would shoot my kids all over Pam, but not inside Pam.
ReplyDeleteSo would CBT. And pay to do it too.
ReplyDeleteyeah spurs, for sure.
ReplyDeleteI made myself laugh, I just pictured two midgets bossing each other around. hahahahahahahha
ReplyDeleteAri's more sensitive than Nik. At least Nik has some tough skin.
ReplyDeleteAnd by some I mean a little.
ReplyDeleteI just saw the comments for that RQ post CBT gave me the link for. It seems as though the comments were better than now.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Spurs I'm a philanthropist.
ReplyDeleteAnytime RQ is posted the comments are great Miami.
ReplyDeleteYou are CBT.
ReplyDeleteShe's alright. Way better than what Wop has recommended.
ReplyDeleteWhen all of us retards would eff around on the Dirty it was hilarious, Miami. Now it is all sorts of randoms just typing the dumbest stuff. It is not the same at all.
ReplyDeletelolz. Oh man, some of those comments are making me laugh again (sf and rr have weird chemistry).
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I'm calling your ass out! Look at what you said on that post about name jackers:
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN says:
DG,
Yeah, I didn’t think that was you. As far as the name jacking, yeah, it’s a little bit of a tired act. This is what I think Hollywood and his roaches should do:
Call out the f*cking name jacker. That would be a cool move for the many who have stayed loyal to this site. I see Wopness getting his name jacked over and over, that’s just weak. It’s my opinion that the name jacking drove away many commenters. I think it’s time for Hollywood to do everyone a favor.
Oh yeah, Happy Birthday sk*nk.
So, you should do the same here and call out all the "Anons" and other name jackers.
yeah she hot.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes CBT, kareeoki is gay regardless of the song choice.
you should do the same here and call out all the "Anons" and other name jackers. my crotch sure is ripe today
ReplyDeleteIm fat
ReplyDeleteUsually he beat me to it, though.
ReplyDeleteI like big assed mexican girls with mustaches, like my mother.
ReplyDeletekb said...
ReplyDelete...my crotch sure is ripe today"
God help me for asking this, but: Pray tell, kb, why is your crotch ripe today?
I like turtles
ReplyDeleteI'M A TOTALLY PHYSCOTIC, PILL ADDICTED, ALCOHOLIC 46 YEAR OLD WOMAN! I'VE HAD THREE BOTCHED TIT JOBS! I WORSHIP BRETT MICHAELS! SPURS FAN, DREW AND CBT HAVE ALL REJECTED MY E-ADVANCES! I REPEATEDLY REFER TO EXPENSIVE FOOD I CANNOT AFFORD! I'M JEALOUS OF ELFIE, MISS TEXAS AND QUEEN BEE BECAUSE MEN WANT THEM! FUCK YOU PEASANTS!
ReplyDeleteAhhh come on Baby no one wants them they wont let anyone cum in their mouth like you would !!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE HOW CUM TASTES, BUT NO MEN WILL LET ME SUCK THEM OFF!
ReplyDeleteI am sure CBT would, why not he lets his goats.
ReplyDeletejust checkin in, seeing how progress is going
ReplyDeletewell nah shoot, lookin like we gots oursevs summin dem ol name jerkers round yonder nah
ReplyDeletemy pussy stinks
ReplyDeleteShit kb, I'd like to lick all that coon funk right on outta yer junk
ReplyDeleteI have a tiny dick
ReplyDeleteHey RQ, you lookin purty fine for an oldin gal who aint my cuzzin
ReplyDeletei need to make the express cut off at the post office which i think is 3pm. just got back from hiking, i'm gonna smell to high fucking heaven in there.
ReplyDeletehey nah baby, hows about I fly ya out hurr and we have a good ol fashion pooty hootenanny
ReplyDeleterekkin id like ta smell ya down there stench R
ReplyDeleteYou have a point about the namejackers kinkyb!tch. And yes, I'm well aware I wrote that.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Giraffe?
ReplyDeletespursface!
ReplyDeleteWas that the real Cadimino Man? I hope so.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Pam? How are you?
ReplyDeletePam, you down to do another interview sometime this weekend?
ReplyDeleteG o O d . you ? lol. just been working a ton lately ! had my brothers bday yesterday, sleeeep deprived la la
ReplyDeleteYeah I can I have some big news ;0
ReplyDeleteDoing good, thanks. Where are you working?
ReplyDeleteAll right, well let's set it up for tomorrow then.
ReplyDeleteAnd congrats on your big news.
ReplyDeletespurs yous a little girly critter
ReplyDeleteI can't say but its just a normal retail job I am in management training
ReplyDeletela la la back to where I was a year and a half ago! lol.
I am sitting on a 30 inch dildo RIGHT NOW
ReplyDeleteOkay CBT.
ReplyDeleteQuit name jacking fag. I know you are just doing it to get me to call you out.
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with having a regular job Pam. You should go back to school as well.
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteYou're right, anything is better than the slop Oz serves up.
Yeah I am, I cant until winter quarter because I didn't make the deadline for fall but ohhh WELLL, I love working, I can't believe I was bored all year doing gross adult boring stuff.
ReplyDeletejerks off to spencer pratt pics
ReplyDeletename jacker is totally big drew lol
ReplyDeleteI guess you are friends with Marvin again?
ReplyDeleteNo..
ReplyDeleteI think we might actually be over for good .
We haven't really hung out in about a month, every person in my life needs to be beneficial to me and he never once helped me go the right way in life - he seemed like a great friend to have because he was always there, I would rather have a friend who isn't there at all times but encourages the better sides of me and isn't a wreck themselves.
Good philosophy Pam.
ReplyDeletespurrs always up dees hurr wimmins bums so far, but i rekkin thats alrite since he look like a intestin anyway
ReplyDeletetwin brother is a tape worm
ReplyDeleteIntestine? Funny.
ReplyDeleteI heard that spurs said...
ReplyDeletetwin brother is a tape worm
Funny.
Thanks ;0 when your on the verge of 22 you realize working out, starving yourself, tanning non stop because a certain friend keeps telling you that is the way to be , well you realize your an adult and with the regular life I have opted for it really makes no difference to have a rib cage show or a spray tan be vicious. Its a insecure teenager who hasn't grown up yet, and I am good with out being orange and talking about the shore at all times of the day. I suppose we do grow out of friends.. I will miss him we had a lot of good moments.
ReplyDeleteYou are mature for your age Pam.
ReplyDeleteyou are lively for being full blown pam
ReplyDeletespurs sucked my clit dick
ReplyDeleteYeah, My name is Pam not pucker ;) . Anyways, I could care less for your rude words, I don't come on here as the personality they gave to me on the other blog site I come on here because I enjoy the conversation with everyone but people like you anonymous aids lover.
ReplyDeleteThanks Spursies. Guess you have to go through a lot - a shit ton of a lot by the time your 21 to be ahead of people. haha
Fag, you really want me to call you out don't you? Kinkyb!tch will be pissed if I don't.
ReplyDeleteDon't pay any attention to that "Countdown."
ReplyDeleteAnd no problem Pam.
ReplyDeletewill you croak already
ReplyDeletegot the aids from pam which is why he looks so sick
ReplyDeletelol no offense, but even if I did have aids it wouldn't be something to make me look sick.
ReplyDeleteEver heard of Magic Johnson ? exactly, he has had aids for thirty years. Not saying I do or want aids but its almost an idiotic thing to make a joke about considering modern day medication pretty much has proved you can live a full life with that disease. I just feel bad you think its something to make a joke of.
How is the weather spurs? Oh and did you hear about our sonic boom we had in Seattle ? it was so funny if you haven't!
I look sick? Funny.
ReplyDeleteThe weather is excellent here Pam. Well, a little hot. It was 101 today, but I left work at 3 and went swimming for awhile. Perfect.
ReplyDeleteyou are dumber than you look bitch, there is a difference between HIV - Magic and AIDS - you
ReplyDeleteswims in his parents pool at the old folks home cause he lives in a box behind del taco
ReplyDeleteYou finally nailed it "I heard."
ReplyDeleteYou heard about the sonic boom ? lol
ReplyDeleteThat dildo leaving the comments is annoying.
ReplyDeleteAnd I forgot to answer. No, I didn't hear of that. What's the deal?
ReplyDeleteactually thought that this site would help him loose his virginity = WRONG!
ReplyDeletecant even get the town bicycle, pam, to bang him
ReplyDeleteYep, still a virgin.
ReplyDeleteI woke up to my house shaking and two loud booms which caused the shaking, I thought it was an earth quake me and my mom were like WTF then all of my neighbors were outside freaked out and the lake behind us was splashing from the movement, then my friend from 20 miles away is like did you feel that I am like duh earthquakes are big haha. It turns out Obama was in Seattle for a surprise visit, and some one was flying in the no fly zone so they had F-15's sent from Portland within 5 minutes breaking the speed of sound and sending two sonic booms through our whole state - but mainly where I live and around haha. For twenty minutes we all thought we were going to die, I was trying to make my mom get in a raft and go in our lake to hide haha.
ReplyDeleteYou are shaking from the virus
ReplyDeleteWell, I need to get going. Pam, let's try to do that interview tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteLater on "I heard that."
ReplyDeletePrick. But that was funny stuff though.
Bye Spurs, I am going to go as well have a good weekend
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I apologize man, I meant to send that shit to you by today. Been slammed with work. I've got it all together and I'll swing by a FedEx tomorrow morning on my way to Houston, so you will have it Monday! My bad bro.
ReplyDeleteThat is a hideous picture of rq.
ReplyDeleteHey you dumb cunt, how can you not look in the mirror and NOT realize you look like fucking botox quasimoto? Ridiculous!
No worries 2dirty4u. I just think it's badass you are sending it to me. And I'm heading to Houston this weekend myself.
ReplyDeleteWas that really you Skeets? Damn name jacked is out of control.
ReplyDelete*jacker* I always have typos from a phone.
ReplyDeleteNO that was really me Sours. Check the Ip man
ReplyDeleteThanks for the suggestion Skeets, it's harder to do from a phone.
ReplyDeleteOh I forgot you just mentioned you were on your phone. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteHey all..is Pammy still here?
ReplyDelete"Rocket Queen said...
ReplyDeletei need to make the express cut off at the post office which i think is 3pm. just got back from hiking, i'm gonna smell to high fucking heaven in there."
And that's different from any other day how?
I like the new layout Spurs
ReplyDeleteDon't think Pam was still here QB.
ReplyDeleteThere's a new layout Drew?
ReplyDeleteHoly Shizzle!
ReplyDeleteStill no 8th?
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Drew?
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on EV? No, no 8th yet.
ReplyDeleteSweating my ass off outside, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteYeah, this heat is getting old EV.
ReplyDeleteMy system is draft compatible!!!
ReplyDeleteSome how I followed link and signed up 2nd team, im tryin to figure out how to delete one of them.
ReplyDeleteIll have to ask the comish to kick one team out.
ReplyDeleteWHATS UP SPURSFANSAYS :)
ReplyDeletewasup slunnnties
ReplyDeleteAstrid is on her way to help out at the Mosque in NY.
Eazy V said...
ReplyDeleteSweating my ass off outside, Spurs.
Isn't that what fat people do? Sweat that is.
i'm so fucking depressed. i called the suicide hotline and got a call center in fucking pakistan.
ReplyDeletewhen i told them i wanted to kill myself, they got all fucking excited and asked me if i know how to drive a truck.
ReplyDeleteok, they didn't ask me that, but it really was in pakistan
ReplyDeleteWHOA TWO HUNDRED BITCHES.
ReplyDeleteWELL NO ONE IS HERE I'M LEAVING I'M SO SICK MY ONLY FRIEND IS MY COMPUTER AND MY PUKE BUCKET.
I AM PLANNING TO CHECK INTO REHAB.
I had a great weekend. Spent last night and most of today with Valarie over in Eureka Springs (google it before start assuming it's hillbilly heaven, Puking Queen). The couple at the table next to us at the restaurant last overheard us and thought we were an E-Harmony couple. When Valarie got up to go to the bathroom, the chick asked if we were. I told them no, she asked me to her prom back in '79. All around great time. It was like the 30 years since we'd seen each other last never happened.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I'm happy you got comment 200. Now your pathetic existence isn't a total waste.
ReplyDeleteyooooooooo
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Drew?
ReplyDeleteWhat's up TX?
ReplyDeleteHello Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on CBT?
ReplyDeleteMy greg is raw!
ReplyDelete