Sunday, August 29, 2010

Happy Birthday CBT


Hillbilly is 50 something today. He told me the other day what age he was going to be, but I'm kind of drunk and high (found some weed. Scoreboard) right now, so I forget. Which is why this is posted so late. Anyway, as much as everyone, including me, likes to rip on Delusional Bear, he's brought a lot of entertainment to the site. So Happy Birthday, CBT.

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  1. Happy birthday Roy!

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  2. Happy B'Day CBT. Did you walk around with a dollar pinned to your shirt?

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  3. I wonder where this was at? Looks like someone strung a banner in front of their garage.

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  4. hes giving a speech in front of the strap on booth at the local flea market. congrats fatso, youve hit your pinnacle.

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  5. Why is the "alk" in talk red? Is it the MALK station, or were they just up their own ass with pushing the "Murica!" chants?

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  6. What happened to RR post?

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  7. I took it down Oz, there really was no reason to post it.

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  8. Not much EV, what's going on with you?

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  9. well spurs you are a big gay

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  10. Great one Oz. Too bad we don't have a time machine to go back to 2nd grade when that line still would have sucked, just not as bad as it does now.

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  11. Listening to Republitards cry in the wind.

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  12. And asking myself how CBT can work for a station that channels some of these jackasses, yet hasn't put a bullet in his head yet.

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  13. Broke Back Mountain raffle, " the next item in this drawing is for a 6inch Anal reamer "

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  14. Bret Michaels - RIPAugust 30, 2010 at 1:07 PM

    Bret we miss you and all your guyliner glory

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  15. He bought that for his birthday present. It was a gift from himself to himself.

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  16. Bret has been dead inside since the 80's. So yes, Bret did finally die.

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  17. couldnt get laid at a hooker convention with $3,000 and an 8 ball of meth in his pocket

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  18. I heard that spurs said...
    couldnt get laid at a hooker convention with $3,000 and an 8 ball of meth in his pocket

    the only way Spurs would be at a hooker convention is if they have dicks.

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  19. Happy Birthday Ceebs!!
    Did Valarie make you a pot roast and some red velvet cake?

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  20. Happy Birthday CBT, you old trout you!

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  21. Happy Birthday CBT! I bought you a hooker for your birthday. I mailed half a $5 bill to the hooker and mailed you the other half. I tried to give her your address but like all rednecks, this hooker is illiterate. So I told her to find the ugliest motherfucker in Mountain Home to collect the other half. She laughed and and asked why I just didn't tell her it was her Uncle Roy in the first place.

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  22. Ah man DG, that was classic

    You too heard.

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  23. r.i.p. - spursfansays.com

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  24. i bet the fat faggot pictured above is out getting his ass reamed just for this special occasion.

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  25. Maybe he is out buying a casket.

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  26. I'm in a crisis involving the hamster, but I just wanted to pop in and say happy birthday to CBT. I hope when that goat pops out of the cake, you're not too drunk to fuck it.

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  27. Looks like Osteoporosis has set in? Happy B-day Trout :)

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  28. Drew, aren't you and cbt about the same age?

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  29. DG, didn't both you and RQ get beat up with the same "Ugly Stick"?

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  30. Did you pull that out of your "Sixth Grade Book of Insults"?

    I always thought that with age comes wisdom. So what the fuck went wrong with you?

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  31. Giraffe, being Phoenix is supposedly the kidnapping capital of the world, I still say you hold that hamster hostage. And after a couple of weeks of negotiating, settle on like $5. Show 'em (who? I don't know) it's not about the money, it's about the principal.

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  32. Oh no not the ugly stick.

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  33. That's one of the toughest insults to recover from.

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  34. I'm contemplating suicide.........or numerous plastic surgeries.

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  35. Where is the old man? I figured he would have chimed in by now.

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  36. DG said...
    I'm contemplating suicide.........or numerous plastic surgeries.

    Either option would be an improvement

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