Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Scumbag of the year



This video supposedly went viral (wanted to drop some internet slang) yesterday, I'm not sure if those are real dogs or not, either way making a video of yourself tossing puppies into a river is about as dumb as making a video with a hat on backwards in a darkened room addressing people you'll probably never meet off a website based in bumfuck Arizona. Loser.

On a sidenote, and what better place to share my feelings, I think it's time I come out of the closet. Why you might wonder? Because I watched Twilight on Sunday night. And then on Monday I cut off my sack.

Oh, and where's CBT? That bitch didn't even respond on his own birthday post.

101 comments:

  1. Well nah spurred can, I rekkin I wassa knee deep in possim stew and cuzzin ass for my ol day o birf dats why I aint answerin ya

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  2. That makes perfect sense. Glad to see you are back around.

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  3. Way to lay it down kinkyb!tch. She does deserve to be beaten.

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  4. Damn Rocket Queen is at it again, someone should have stopped her

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  5. not much Spurs

    and BTW Happy B-day CBT

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  6. what up Spurs? Did that video look real to you? I didnt even check because I hate people who abuse animals, it kills me to watch animals being tortured

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  7. GG, I guess CBT is celebrating the fact he gets Social Security now.

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  8. What's up Miami? I'm with DG, it's fake.

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  9. Still don't know what she was thinking making it.

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  10. wow, i just watched it after reading it might be fake, it looks kind of real to me

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  11. She was thinking about wanting attention. I bet Pam is pissed that she didn't come up with the idea first.

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  12. I wonder if they are even looking for her, I would like to kill this bitch

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  13. I hate people that abuse animals

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  14. Yeah Miami, it's just hard for me to believe someone would toss live puppies into a river.

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  15. I cannot tell you how badly I would like to see this girl punished.

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  16. Oh, I'm sure she'll get punished one way or the other.

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  17. Many of the peeps who abuse animals are pussies anyways, they drop just like everyone else. I pray for the day someone decides to abuse her. Hopefully, they will be as cold as she is and her pleas for mercy will fall on deaf ears.

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  18. You should be the one to take her out Miami.

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  19. I read that they have found her but have not charged her yet.

    I think she should be charged even if it is fake cause you know some jackass will take the idea and really do it.

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  20. Giggity,

    I agree with you 1000%

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  21. Giggity is a bitch. Even more so than Miami

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  22. You're right about a copycat GG.

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  23. Im not into violence against women at all, but if I saw this bitch do this I would rearrange her whole skull

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  24. I need to get going, I'll see you cats (there you go DG) in a little bit.

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  25. I would go all silence of the lambs on this bitch

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  26. Naw mot me I got big bad Vince Young - what a joke

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  27. I got fucked since I was not present during the draft and I only set up 13 players in the queue before the draft. Aaron Rodgers was the only one of my top picks that I got.

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  28. Dude i set up like 100 players in my queue and Vince fucking young was not one of them.

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  29. i think this is real. stupid bitch needs to be raped with a broken beer bottle.

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  30. You made a nice pick up with Big Ben though, that will pay off. I tried to get him, but because of waivers you got him instead.

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  31. Anon,

    I hope someone does exactly that, she is a piece of shit, cunt, whore, bitch.

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  32. fuck those piece of shit puppies. I would have done the same thing, except rape the little fucks first

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  33. To all the commenters here, thanks for the Happy Birthday wishes, twisted though they might be. Y'all are all some sick fucks. DG, in all sincerity, you're a funny bitch.

    What's RQ's hamster drama? Can she not get it to come out of her ass? I told her that Richard Gere story was just a myth.

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  34. Special thanks to QB, Elfie and Wop for birthday wishes that did not include the words ass, goat or fat.

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  35. I didn't use the words ass, goat or fat in my birthday wishes CBT! Just trout.

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  36. Sorry 2dirty. That's okay. I am a trout. Special thanks.

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  37. "CBT said...

    And RQ, I want to suck on your medically engineered twat"

    Please know that was name jacker, please. If that old heifer comes to Arkansas after that, I'm gonna hunt down and kill that name jacker, real slow.

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  38. I happen to know Spurs may not die from carpal tunnel after all.

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  39. Rekkin i took a turn at a yankin hem chicken fer em

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  40. Did Astrid die? Or does 2d4u have her tied up in a closet somewhere? Where is she?

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  41. I haven't let her out of my sex basement yet kb.

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  42. Sex basement? Don't make promises you can't keep, 2d4u.

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  43. I don't think I said ass, goat, or fat in my birthday wishes either. So you're welcome.

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  44. On a second review, this does look real. I paused it just before the puppy hits the water.

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  45. Damn, just watched the video. If this was real, I'd knock her f'ing head into the ground!

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  46. Oh and congrats on the Twilight Spurs. I expect to see you wearing skirts going forward now.

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  47. i wonder if cbt got rid of unwanted puppies by fucking them to death?

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  48. Why would anyone watch Twilight? Spurs needs to stop hanging out with 6th graders. It's creepy.

    I wonder if he is Team Edward or Team Jacob.

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  49. Wait, wait, wait? Spurs watched Twilight? Deasth by carpal tunnel would be preferable.

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  50. What's up 2dirty?

    Valarie and I went to Little Rock this weekend and stayed at Big Momma's place. Valarie didn't cook, but Big Momma made me three gallons of gumbo and a blackberry cheesecake. I drank Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and Killian's Red all weekend.

    kb, I apologise again for not seeing your comment. Now bend over.

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  51. Drew and I are the same age, so is Rocket Queen.

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  52. "i wonder if cbt got rid of unwanted puppies by fucking them to death?"

    Probably. Then he and his kinfolk BBQ'd them.

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  53. Kinkyb!tch is pretty hot 2dirty4u. Too bad she's nothing but a tease.

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  54. she can tease me all she wants!

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  55. horse fuck? Who says that? Only people that have done that is what I suspect.

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  56. yeah that kinda threw me off too, DG.

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  57. 2dirty4u, don't be a pussy. Say something like, "Kinkyb!tch, give me your pussy." And damn, I see kinkyb!tch is leaving a comment.

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  58. did you get your porn on your ps, Spurs?

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  59. omg, I thought that said certified abortionist bronwsville tx over there>>>
    haha.

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  60. I wouldn't watch you prude b!tch, I'd tell 2dirty4u to sit on the sidelines and go to town on your tease ass.

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  61. prudebitch? I thought I was teasebitch?

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  62. I am going to make this in hopes that it will inspire fall to make its debut a bit early, or at least on time:
    http://allrecipes.com//Recipe/granny-kats-pumpkin-roll/Detail.aspx

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  63. Thanks for the recipe Wolfgang. I hope to see some of those in my mailbox for Christmas.

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  64. I have a pic that CBT sent me. It's not of him, it's a pic he took in Arkansas. I drank red wine and just smoked a bowl and I still can't figure out what to write. Most of the time it's pretty easy, perhaps I have too many substances in me.

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  65. I never did like wine. I just can't find one that tastes good. Red makes me think it is grape juice (I love sugar, remember) so I get all excited and take a drink and...nothing. Whites are okay on the sweetness, but the carbonation throws me off.
    What kind are you drinking? Are you hitting up your parent's stash?

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  66. Funny, I don't remember even asking what you thought of wine. But I'll play along. Try some red wine.

    And no, not hitting up my parents' stash.

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  67. KB:

    Priapism, a prolonged and painful penile erection lasting for more than four hours. Can you help???????????

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  68. yes, take the cock ring off.
    You're welcome.
    Sours, email.

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  69. You watch twilight and drink wine now too? GAY.

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  70. I wonder who he watched Twilight with...he left that important part out.
    Told you guys he was going to invite some chicks over now that his parent's were gone.

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  71. She likes Twilight so she has to be under 13.

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  72. Damn, I didn't realize there were more comments. Kinkyb!tch isn't much of a challenge (by that I mean no challenge at all), and well, neither is turkey neck Drew, but DG's here, and I feel like talking some shit, so I can rip the shit out of her.

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  73. SpursFanSays sent there private jet to St. Louis to pic up Timberfake for a red carpet viewing of Twilight. Kasey came out in his Hefner robe. True story..........

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  74. Jesus in heaven Drew, I literally did laugh how sad that was. Still like the "True story" shit you throw in sometimes. I mean that's decent. So you have that. Something to hold onto hope with.

    Next.

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  75. Sometimes when someone smokes too much crack or we can call it weed like you like to tell us and drinks too much, they think they are more capable of doing shit than what reality allows.

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  76. Drew,

    You should contact epicfail.com and see if you could be the spokesperson. You are perfect for the job.

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  77. Am I the only one that has to reread Drew's post to figure what he is trying to say?
    Drew, you can post your comments on a blank doc in Word and then run a spell/grammar check.
    Please. For all of us.

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  78. I found this site today on accident, swear
    http://www.awkwardboners.com/

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  79. "You should contact epicfail.com and see if you could be the spokesperson."

    That's pretty good.

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  80. "Two fat chicks and the scarecrow". Coming soon by Vivid Entertainment............

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  81. Barf bags and 3-D glasses included with all tickets.

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  82. "Nothing funny." The first edition by Drew came out long ago, but now were are on sequel, let's see, 5,000,000?

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  83. On /b/ they are saying the guy that posted the vid to YouTube is from Bosnia. /b/ is on the case.

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  84. you can thank me now.

    Name: Katja Puschnik
    Age: 19
    Address: Münchener Straße.16b, 85653 Aying, Germany
    Email address: katja.puschnik@web.de
    Facebook account: Katja Obst, /profile.php?id=1342291300&ref=sgm
    Telephone number (parents): +49 8095 1782
    School: Gymnasium Ottobrunn
    School email address: sekr@gymnasium-ottobrunn.de
    School telephone number: +49 89 6066650
    Volleyball Team: Spvgg Höhenkirchen-Siegertsbrunn, vvv .volleyball-svh [dot] de/node/19
    Location of puppy throwing: Mangfall

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