Just wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday Elfie. I know not winning the furniture was disappointing being you can't pawn the set off to take some more modeling pics, but I hope you have a great day.
There you go Skeets, new pic. 2dirty4u, this is pretty close.
I tried to come up with a way to throw the name of the photography agency into the post, couldn't come up with anything.
ReplyDeletewtf? you look like the nigger version of big bird. tasteless. totally tasteless. fat and stout. ugh.
ReplyDeletei'm going to bathe now if anyone is looking for me.
happy Sunday, Spursy.
I had a feeling RQ would come out of the shadows quick on this one.
ReplyDeleteI take it this is the closest thing we are going to get to a tit shot Spurs?
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Elfie
ReplyDeleteElfie is as hot as RQ isn't. Nothing is as bitter as woman who hasn't looked good without Botox since the Regan administration.
ReplyDelete2dirty.. maybe you should send in some risque photos of yourself just to up the ante
ReplyDeleteAnd Happy Birthday Elfie. I think you are now officialy too old for me.
ReplyDeletedid you visit Valerie yet CBT?
ReplyDeleteNot yet, Astrid. Next Saturday. I just got back from STL about an a half hour ago.
ReplyDeleteI'm probably going back to STL Wednesday night, Rudy gets off at 9 on Wednesday nights and is off on Thursdays. Valarie and I are talking about meeting in ATL on September the 8th. She has a meeting there on the 10th. Erin's flying in on my birthday, the 29th for a couple of days. I'll put her on a plane back the morning of the 1st and then head back to STL from Branson.
ReplyDeletedoes Valerie know she isn't your only woman? and Rudy and Erin?
ReplyDeleteWhy does Elfie's ass look like it was smacked with a big snow shovel?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the same EV.
ReplyDeleteIt appears that way 2dirty4u. Stupid rigged contest.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up CBT? Good to see you are still juggling the hos.
ReplyDeleteNo Astrid, they don't know.
ReplyDeleteSo what did you do for your birthdays Skeets?
ReplyDeleteI didn't do anything really, hung out with my kids and made fluorescent cupcakes. Dude let me send you a better picture.
ReplyDeleteFluorescent cupcakes? Nice. And yeah, send a picture Negro Big Bird.
ReplyDeletePlease share the pics Spurs! And Astrid, I'll send you my pics first just to get your thoughts before I send them to Elfie.
ReplyDeleteCBT could be a screenwriter for a soap opera.
ReplyDeleteok 2dirty, just ask spurs for my email..
ReplyDeleteMy email is being stupid. It wont let me send an email right now. Let me try my hotmail...
ReplyDeletehave any of you seen any good movies lately?
ReplyDeleteWhen she sends the new one, I'll post it 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteHe could be EV.
ReplyDeletePublic Enemies is good Astrid. It's with Johnny Depp.
ReplyDeleteI usually don't like crime movies, but I'll watch it...
ReplyDeleteI think you'd like it.
ReplyDelete2d4u is sending us naked pics?
ReplyDeleteIt's Ari's B-day and not one post about it today?
ReplyDelete*at the dirty
ReplyDeleteI share a birthday with Sorry Ari? That kind of sucks.
ReplyDeleteIsn't today also Madonna's birthday?
ReplyDeleteAstrid, Valarie knows about Rudy and Erin. Valarie's married, has been for 27 years. Rudy and Erin know about each other, but Rudy doesn't know Erin and I still talk.
yes.. I saw a flier for a party at some club for his Bday.. funny
ReplyDeleteYes, it's Madonna's birthday as well.
ReplyDeletePosted a new pic of Skeets.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Drew?
ReplyDeleteThat works for Me. Nice pic. About to take care of biz.........
ReplyDeleteFunny Drew.
ReplyDeleteI think tomorrow is Madonnas birthday actually.
ReplyDeleteYou're right Elfie. It's tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteYou do share a birthday with Joe Jonas and Ben Affleck, whatever that's worth.
ReplyDeleteWho cares about that old bag Madonna. Today is Elfie's birthday and I am gathering a special gift
ReplyDeleteWhat are you going to get her Drew?
ReplyDeleteCBT's soap opera could bring a whole new spin to All My Children.
ReplyDeleteOr we could just go the Bold and the Beautiful and call it the Old and Delusional.
ReplyDeleteIt could EV.
ReplyDeleteFunny, that's a good name. You should produce it.
ReplyDeleteWow, nice pic.
ReplyDeleteOld and Worn Out, maybe.
ReplyDeleteHey EV, one of them's 49.
ReplyDeleteI agree 2dirty4u, this is a nice pic.
ReplyDeleteFunny how I have lost wait and CBT has gained?
ReplyDeleteI resized my pattern today, but I haven't sewn... my cat is sleeping on top of my fabric..
ReplyDeleteWorn out didn't rhyme with beautiful.
ReplyDeleteWho says I gained weight Guido boy?
ReplyDeleteThanks 2d4u and Sours.
ReplyDeleteFor the record Joe Jonas is my creepy crush... I meani since he's 19 or so and I am 29. Now I find out we can bond over our birthdays, this is amazing news.
Thanks for the update Astrid.
ReplyDeleteNo problem Skeets. But you're too old for CBT, you might be too old for Joe.
ReplyDeleteI thought you'd find that really interesting spurs..
ReplyDeletewhat does spurs call you? square tits. I will call you square jaw.
ReplyDeleteThe "most idiotic audience of all" Giraffe? Funny. So how are things going for you?
ReplyDeletec'mon people, admit it, she has a man face.
ReplyDeleteSquare tits was actually Bitchhog's term for her.
ReplyDeletei'm mopping my floor, spurs. swiffer.
ReplyDeleteFake RQ, if you were real you would not talk about plus 2's since yo bought a pair as well, just sayin.
ReplyDeletei gotta get back to cleaning, spursy. i'm running out of steam and unless i finish everything on my list, i'm not allowed to eat my pepperidge farm coconut cake tonight.
ReplyDeleteRQ doesn't understand men like women that have bodies that don't look like the chick has been smoking crack for a decade.
ReplyDeletePepperidge Farm Cocunut Cake? Sounds good Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteThat first pic was from 6 months after I had my son. I was really young and weighed a bit more than I normally do.
ReplyDeleteI didnt say you ha a man face I said your face looked like a mans scrotum, wrinkly and god awful ugly.
yeah, no shit, dude. i've bought three pairs of fake tits. but i have the tall willowy physique of a supermodel. i'm not stout like a fucking fattie fattie two by four who shouldn't fit through the kitchen door cuz she fucking eats too much. fat ass. i mean throw that first picture back up. THICK THICK THICK>
ReplyDeleteNo, that's really her Drew.
ReplyDeleteyes, it is really good, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteRQ can't understand why there's a yeast infection growing in her surgically created c*nt.
ReplyDeleteBottom line: Elfie's hot, RQ's not. RQ is old.
ReplyDeleteCorrection: she has bought 2 pairs of fake tits, a new stomach (although she's never had a child so why is it stretched out?) and copious amounts of botox and filler.
ReplyDeleteGiraffe, I always like when Drew tries to insult me, because when he does it's so bad he pretty much insults himself.
ReplyDeleteI like the CAPS lock, that means it's true.
ReplyDeleteAny man who thinks RQ is a woman is delusional.
ReplyDeleteDrew is endearing in his retardation, Spurs, I agree.
ReplyDeleteAnd, Elfie, I had an appendix scar removed. Just fyi, man.
haha that's funny, Spurs.
ReplyDelete"Elfie said...
ReplyDeleteCorrection: she has bought 2 pairs of fake tits, a new stomach (although she's never had a child so why is it stretched out?) and copious amounts of botox and filler."
Her stomach was stretched out by Mandingo
At this point the RQ is a tranny or has a cock is played. If you are creative, there's other ways to rip her.
ReplyDeletewell, gotta finish my chores. I'll be on my nice couch later eating my cake. ciao!
ReplyDeleteLater on Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteOh, and what's the deal with your boyfriend now?
ReplyDeleteNo you had a tummy tuck, if you didnt have saggy extra skin there is NO WAY they could have removed your apendix scar they way they did. Admit it, your stomach looked like a bitch that had delivered and nursed 10 litters of puppies.
ReplyDeleteLater Spurs...and you're absolutely correct. Lucky for me they are not creative, you being the exception but we are buds.
ReplyDeleteF8ck you K. You're but sore from the trip to Houston to see that last place team!
ReplyDeleteYeah, but sometimes I think your family should write in again Giraffe. But you don't insult me anymore. Well, you did call me fat the other day.
ReplyDeleteUh, the Braves aren't in last Drew.
ReplyDeleteI no longer find the Queen to be worth the mental effort necessary to find new ways to rip her. Her descent into total insanity has become unpleasant to watch, poor OLD thing.
ReplyDeleteRQ's family doesn't care enbough about her to write in anymore... she's burned all those bridges.
ReplyDeleteHey CBT, you ever find any weed? I'm almost out, and my dealer is out of town until the 26th. Sad times man.
ReplyDeleteHe wasn't so creative when you posted that blond head kid crying RQ? You remind me of Lurch from the Adam's Family
ReplyDeleteI actually liked when she was insulting me over at your joint Drew. Some of it was pretty good.
ReplyDeleteI gotta out to Culp tomorrow, my cousin's back.
ReplyDeleteThat fucker was in Jamaica almost a month.
ReplyDeleteHoly fucking crap. Spurs is a chalky! Spurs waits till 3/4 of the season is over then pics his fav team.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if RQ voted for Nixon or McGovern?
ReplyDeleteGive me a break Drew. I've been a Braves fan since I was a kid.
ReplyDeleteYou called me that and my team won world cup Drew. So I'm gonna bet on the chalky!
ReplyDeleteNo Drew, just his fiancee, sugar baby and waitress.
ReplyDeleteI'm kinda upset as you can tell. This golf is in a playoff and running late so 60 minutes is delayed
ReplyDeleteNo, Drew. I'd fuck his girlfriend, though. I do have a couple of girl cousins that best be glad they could outrun me at the family reunions we had back when we were kids, though.
ReplyDeleteI'd say that's the best pic of Elfie on here. 2 bad she wasn't facing the camera and raising her hands.
ReplyDeleteThat 60 Minutes looks good tonight too Drew.
ReplyDeleteI think it's a rerun though Drew, because I've watched Pacino's film "You don't know Jack" which was great.
ReplyDeleteAs well as the Mayor's wife, Police Commissioner's wife, his Boss's wife, he even snagged Hilary away from Billy back in the day. Whoever else drifts into CBT's mind.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, no fiancee anymore, remember? I damn near feel my age today. Rudy wore me out. My tongue is sore.
ReplyDeleteFunny 2dirty4u, it's apparent the photographer didn't know what he was doing.
ReplyDeleteGood one EV.
ReplyDelete@2dirty: I'll give you that. They came back and took care of business.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: bottom line is you root for the home team where you grow up.
EV, son, I'm not making any of this shit up. Go on back to that same old pussy you been looking at for awhile now.
ReplyDelete@EV: In the NFC, I root for the Eagles. Can't stand the Giants
ReplyDeleteWell Drew, I grew up south of San Antonio. And I don't know if you've ever looked at a map, but Texas is pretty big. So I picked the Braves because TBS used to play all their games.
ReplyDeleteDid you all see that Craigslist killer committed suicide?
ReplyDeleteI drove the fucking Bronco to STL because I loaned my dad the Tacoma while his truck is having the tranny (not an RQ reference) rebuilt. That damn thing wore me out. It has all the areodynamic characteristics of a brick, except a brick gets better gas mileage.
ReplyDeleteIf I wanted something new, CBT, I could get it.
ReplyDeleteI saw that about the Craigslist killer. Not surprising.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Rudy appreciated the time you took to drive there CBT. That and the money you gave her.
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteAt this point the RQ is a tranny or has a cock is played. If you are creative, there's other ways to rip her.
.. and RQ saying Elfie is ugly is played out too.
Okay, we have got off point. What did you say about CBT again?
ReplyDeleteThanks Astrid the jury. You have a point. But the nigger Big Bird was fresh.
ReplyDeleteEV, I don't doubt that. I really can't rip on you because I think you're a good kid, albiet a little too interested in sports.
ReplyDeletespurs... why don't you try to find another dealer as a backup..
ReplyDeleteand CBT.. wtf is wrong with a man deciding to stay with one woman for a long time?
I have to admit, that first comment actually had me laughing.
ReplyDeleteRocket Queen is Spursfan's brother. True story.
ReplyDeleteBecause I trusted this guy Astrid. I'll be able to find it though.
ReplyDeleteCBT, I'm not even a sports fanatic. But, there's not much common ground we all have here.
ReplyDeleteI guess you should have stocked up spurs..
ReplyDeleteDrew sucks at insults. True story. So true it's written in stone.
ReplyDelete.. why not grow your own stuff spurs?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I don't give Rudy money. I'm sure I'll be making some sort of major purchase on her behalf one of these days, but it hasn't come up yet.
ReplyDeleteI should have bought more than I did, you're right Astrid.
ReplyDeleteYou're just smooth CBT, that's what it is.
ReplyDeleteI grew some this year, but the fucking deer ate most of it. I got maybe an ounce.
ReplyDeleteI bet the deer had a good time.
ReplyDeleteI bet those fuckers did. After I moved out to the lake, I didn't go check my plot like I should have.
ReplyDeleteI think the section 8 jokes are played out too, very uncreative. The black big bird was pretty funny though.
ReplyDeleteIt was a doe and yes, they both had a good time
ReplyDeleteThat would be cool if you mailed me some when you scored CBT.
ReplyDeleteFunny Drew.
ReplyDeletebut it sounds like she doesn't expect anything from you CBT.. and when you play the game the way you do, just fucking girls and moving on, you have to be willing to provide for them esp with your looks
ReplyDeleteThat was actually pretty good Drew.
ReplyDeleteElfie, it's your birthday. Let's do a shot together. Let all of us do one? Spurs, you can do a bong hit. CBT, you can take a sip if that ripple
ReplyDeleteYou have any alcohol Skeets?
ReplyDeleteIf he mails you some, he is likely to get caught.. That is how Mary Ann got arrested
ReplyDeleteAstrid, I'm well aware of that. The last few years, I haven't really moved on, I've kinda rotated the same few girls around.
ReplyDeleteI'm not talking about an ounce or even a quarter. A dime or less FedEx'd in some coffee wouldn't get detected.
ReplyDeleteAnd Astrid, I'm a pretty motherfucker for my age, big nose and all.
ReplyDeleteWho's Mary Ann?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, drive your ass up here and I'll send you back with a kilo.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteYou have any alcohol Skeets?"
Does Astrid want me to send my junk?
I have some Malibu, some wine and chelada.
ReplyDeleteEV: you watching the Eagles/Jaguars game?
ReplyDeleteShe does Drew. Send it to her.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna go get my neighbor to burn one with me. He had some decent shit Thursday night and he never minded coming over here and smoking my shit. Then I'm gonna crash. I've logged more fucking road time this last week than an over the road trucker. Highway 9 between Melbourne and Mountain View is 21 miles that takes an hour to drive. That fucker was carved into the side of some mountains as a wagon road back in the 1800's. It was paved in the 1930s and ain't been touched since. I went through there twice last week. In Arkansas there are highways designated as "Scenic". That's a code for crooked, narrow, steep and never been maintained.
ReplyDeleteI kinda got off that Spurs. I no longer randomly send. She must ask me to send to keep it legal.
ReplyDeleteShe's not going to press any charges Drew.
ReplyDelete"Big Drew said...
ReplyDeleteI kinda got off that Spurs. I no longer randomly send. She must ask me to send to keep it legal."
Translated: I accidently deleted the picture of the big dick I used to blast with and all I have now is a picture of my little one.
That was good CBT.
ReplyDeleteLater y'all.
ReplyDeleteAri removed the post I put up on his FB wall. It wasn't bad at all but I posted the gay pic of him at 6 flags.
ReplyDeleteCheck out his FB comment:
Ari GoldenAlthough it pains me I have to send a special shout out to Nik. Without you this whole journey would not be possible. You have been a great business partner and a better friend. Thank you for finding the love of your life, the quality of pussy I slay now has gone way up. Thanks for putting this all together, I appreciate it brother. One more time at LIV tonight & then off to Tao next weekend! VEGAS BABY!6 hours ago
Is it aired? I usually don't bother watching pre-season.
ReplyDeleteLater on CBT. Have a nice night.
ReplyDeleteFrank's lame. So you going to do a shot Drew?
ReplyDeleteI was talking about Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island.. she was arrested for mailing some pot. Don't try it spurs, it's not worth it
ReplyDeleteOnly if Elfie chimes in and we all do it at the same time
ReplyDeleteI can't believe Frank acts like that at his age... I wonder what he'll be like when he is CBT's age, and he's an eye sore in the club.
ReplyDeleteWell if it happened on Gilligan's Island that's like real life. I'm not really going to ask him to do that though. It would be nice of him to.
ReplyDeleteI don't have a shot of anything to take with you guys, and I feel like vomiting today...
ReplyDeleteShe was arrested for it in real life.. lol
ReplyDelete@Easy V, yes on CSN
ReplyDeleteOh.
ReplyDeleteI said ok Drew! I have a shot ready of 99 bananas.
ReplyDeleteFYI Astrid, Spurs and I have met him and both Ari and Nik are already eye sores in the club
ReplyDeleteWhen you guys met them, were they slaying chicks in the club?
ReplyDeleteSpurs went to Dallas I went to Atlantic City. I have to give them credit. they work with what they have. They do get girls
ReplyDeleteNo, I watched Ari make one girl leave the club. Seriously. Now I don't know what he said or why she left, but she came with Leper and a bunch of girls, Ari was talking to her, and then the next thing I know she was gone for good. She didn't seem pleased when her was talking to her, that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteI think spurs should do a new video about us and our comments, and rip us or whatever... or he can try to start a campaign for finding DG and try putting her mug on a milk cartoon
ReplyDelete*he* was talking
ReplyDeletethat is funny Spurs..
ReplyDeleteDrew anybody can get girls, just look at cbt for example. You just need to find the right girl or hooker on craigslist or whatever..
Astrid, what's your story? Do you have to blow into a tube to type?
ReplyDeletePretty good Drew. Yes, she does.
ReplyDeleteI am a rocket scientist and I was born in Europe so I am better than everybody else...
ReplyDeleteI think Drew has a woman now Astrid. I think he left the Craigslist hookers behind.
ReplyDeletespurs your fans have demanded you make a new video
ReplyDeletethat was a cruel comment on my part but she left herself open when she attacked me. With that said, rahter then a tube she can blow me and I will type what ever she wants?
ReplyDeleteLike clock work, CBT spun off at 8:05. What an old mofo............
ReplyDeleteHe did "spin off" a little early Drew.
ReplyDelete*my bad, 7:05 CST.
ReplyDeleteBrady Quinn sucks, no wonder clevland let him go for a white running back.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Dirtyhater?
ReplyDeletenot much, 112 heat index today, shit is getting old
ReplyDeleteIt is. It's been really hot here too.
ReplyDeleteChamp Bailey is the best open field tackler in football, even at 32
ReplyDeleteTebow time in the second half, I bet he has at least 1 pass batted down in his first series
ReplyDeleteAny truth to the rumor the jets are signing RQ to replace revis? RQ played LB in college didn't he?
ReplyDelete