CBT sends this pic of this Valarie (I guess that's how it's really spelled) chick he's going to be banging in his mind soon. She reminds me of someone who would be one of Charles Manson's women, but maybe that's just me. In any case, here she is looking like a generic Valerie Bertanelli back in 1979.
I guess CBT sent the second one to give us a better idea as to what she looks like now, so here's an even older pic of her.
Thanks for this Roy.
ReplyDeleteshe now has 6 grandkids
ReplyDeleteProbably.
ReplyDeleteI do have to say if I had a time machine I'd go back and bang her.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, if that was a 2 seated time machine I would ride shotgun with you
ReplyDeleteyou know, so i could bang/sodomize her
ReplyDeleteYeah, CBT is going to be banging that soon. Too bad it's 21 years later, but I guess better late than never.
ReplyDeleteCBT could take years off of her by drinking heavily. Either way I cant imagine her being super hot now. CBT needs an updated image.
ReplyDeleteHe does. And I thought he only banged young chicks.
ReplyDeletethis chick does not look like Valarie Bertanelli circa...whatever that show was called that she did with McKenzie Phillips. This looks like a flat faced Winnie Cooper with a Michael Jackson effed up nose job. That is real ugly if you can see that through this clouded Polaroid scan.
ReplyDeletebtw Elfie, Happy Belated Birthday!!
ReplyDeleteDid we get the naked pics of 2d4u yet or what?
You don't think she looks like Bertanelli? I do.
ReplyDeleteHow was your weekend kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeletejust cause they have the same hair? No. All the chicks in 1971 had the same hair.
ReplyDeleteIt was cool, how was yours?
It was good, thanks. Relaxed and slept a lot.
ReplyDeleteAnd she looks like Valerie in the face.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe RQ called us the most idiotic internet audience of all time.
ReplyDeleteActually, yes I can, it was hilarious btw.
I thought it was funny too. She's hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI think I can guess what pic of Elfie was up based on the comments...it was that one where she is wearing that long see through black robe deal, right? The one with the black feathers on the trim?
ReplyDeleteBingo. You nailed it kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteRQ dislikes KB also? Does she only like Spurs?
ReplyDeleteNo, I think she likes kinkyb!tch. And bitchhog. AZ Anonymous too. Pretty sure that's it though.
ReplyDeleteAnd even if Elfie did live in Section 8 why is it that big of a deal? Plenty of people living in rich neighborhoods are broke and full of shit.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I do recognize Sec. 8 does is usually associated with some bad elements.
ReplyDeleteI like mostly everyone on here except OZ
ReplyDeleteShe's not Section 8, though she lives in a crackhead infested neighborhood (really) where they break into her sled all the time.
ReplyDeleteIt's pretty much similar to Isleworth there in Florida.
Yeah, Oz was a prick to you right away. Maybe he was just hungry that day.
ReplyDeletecrackheads make for poor neighbors
ReplyDeletehahahha, that was fun stuff with OZ, we only slightly dislike each other now
ReplyDeleteIf I lived in Elfie's neighborhood I'd offer my protection and in exchange I'd get to use her.
ReplyDeleteOz lives in Tucson, he should protect her. He's all into the "thug life", he should put it to use.
ReplyDeleteOz kind of reminds me of Turtle from Entourage back when Turtle was fat.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I agree with you sir. Thats the way to keep everyone safe and happy.
ReplyDeletehahahahah, did you watch entourage last night Spurs?
ReplyDeleteI did. I like how they have Vinny getting into coke.
ReplyDeleteyeah he is spiraling downward... it will be interesting to see if he pulls out of this nose dive. I hope Ari crushes that whore Amanda. That will be fun to watch
ReplyDeleteYeah, that would be fun to watch.
ReplyDeleteThey are showing Undercover Brother on tv right now and 'the man' just unleashed his secret weapon - Black Man's Kryptonite - AKA Denise Richards
ReplyDeleteI've never watched that show.
ReplyDeleteWhen I think of her, I think of CreamPies... I dont feel like that makes me the bad guy
ReplyDeleteShe looks fake as hell. Personality, face and body.
ReplyDeletethe movie came out a long time ago, but it has some funny stuff, Chappelle and Neil Patrick Harris are in it also. Good laughs.
ReplyDeletekb, this woman looks better now, at 49, than you did at 17.
ReplyDeleteAnd she only has one grandchild.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but her early body and face (prior to the 2 kids) is angelic. I would finish in 10 seconds.... seriously 10 seconds and I am not changing the numbers to be funny. If anything, I am adding seconds on to that estimate.
ReplyDeleteAt 17 kinkyb!tch was banging a pedo, give her a break CBT. Or was that 14? Either way, I feel bad for her.
ReplyDeleteYou're right Miami, she was hot at one time. But too many surgeries and you end up looking like a circus freak.
ReplyDeleteThat movie Wild Things was hot as hell
ReplyDeleteIsn't that with Neve Cambell? Yeah, that was good.
ReplyDeleteI think OZ is what Elfie needs protection from, at least that's how she acts.
ReplyDeleteI would walk around with a permanent boner if I had worked the set of Wild Things
ReplyDeleteShe does kind of look like a Too High, you're right kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteyeah spurs, it was super hot and sexy... at least thats what I remember
ReplyDeleteand if she looks so good, why are we seeing pics of her from the 70s and not today?
ReplyDeleteI think you're right CBT, Oz does come across as a creeper.
ReplyDeletekb, I shoulda married this girl when I had the chance. As far as marrying you, you're just a little too weird for me, I mean, I'm sure that makes you good pussy and all, but I don't think I could deal with you outta bed, maybe that's why the Warden stays gone.
ReplyDeletethis is her now:
ReplyDeletehttp://media.photobucket.com/image/fat%20chick%20bending%20over%20to%20get%20soap/Thinktank79/fat-chicks-fighting.jpg
cbt told her that story about chaz and whoever else wrestling in his kitchen so she tried to replicate it for him.
ReplyDeleteKB those bitches have fat hiding their vaginas
ReplyDeleteCBT how does she look now? Any new pics?
ReplyDeleteThanks for that pic kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeletekb, it doesn't matter what she looks like now, although she's still attractive, the 70s picture is what I see when I look at her.
ReplyDeletespoken just like a person who loves an ugly would, cbt. Bravo.
ReplyDeleteWell its tough to see, but she looks cute in the pic. Actually reminds me of my ex who I was with for like 8 years.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I think she looks good in this pic.
ReplyDeleteyou guys heard it here first, it doesn't matter what is on the outside, only the inside and what you looked like 40+ years ago matters. Just close your eyes real tight and it will be just like yesteryear.
ReplyDeleteBahahaha! CBT, don't be so stoopid.
"Just close your eyes real tight and it will be just like yesteryear."
ReplyDeleteThat's funny kinkyb!tch.
she looks cute for a Kim Young Chi or as they call themselves inside nail salons "Tami". But she doesn't look like this today is all I am saying.
ReplyDeleteTami? Is that what they are called in nail salons? Didn't know that.
ReplyDeletekb, I think you're jealous.
ReplyDeletewhat was that one movie w/Michael J Fox and I think Sean Penn...they were in the war, and they gang banged some Chinese chick and MJF wanted to tell on them and wouldn't bang her...man it was an old movie, I watched when Iw as like 5 and my mom was at work.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, Tami here looks like that chick from the movie.
Btw she's Irish and Cherokee, not Asian.
ReplyDelete"Casualties of War" was the movie.
ReplyDeleteAnd kb, you must've been around 20 when it came out.
ReplyDeleteI'm jealous, Ceebs. Jealous she can do her own french tips and makes good Szechuan shrimp and fried rice.
ReplyDeleteOh and kb, this girl never looked my horse.
ReplyDeleteI think she looks quite a bit like Valerie Bertanelli did and she looks like Val does now, CBT will be a lucky man. Why do you want to bust an old mans bubble KB? You kick kittens too?
ReplyDeleteYep, Casualties of War.
ReplyDeleteis she Indian, cbt? I thought I saw a resemblance:
ReplyDeletehttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5PQDMPeqPDY/STOrorxsAHI/AAAAAAAABe8/T2XFG8wPIek/s400/Jacob_Black.jpg
Ask kb how old she is and she whinnies and starts stamping her hoof.
ReplyDeleteShe's part redskin too CBT? That's cool.
ReplyDeleteHe is Cherokee in the movie, too.
ReplyDeleteNice pic reference kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeletedon't tell me you can't see the resemblance, cause I did right away but didn't want to get you guys all riled up w/your Twilight bashing.
ReplyDeleteI kick puppies, DH.
ReplyDeleteI am just fucking with Ceebs, he knows that.
ReplyDeleteBut she will not look like this come September and he will be sorry, mark my words. Or I will, I am the secretary after all.
Well in September we'll find out kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteYou'll find out Sunday. We're meeting for a drink Saturday.
ReplyDeleteSorry kb, I got no sense of humor when it comes to this girl/woman.
I know she doesn't still look like this, but I don't look like Peter Frampton anymore, either.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'll see you guys in a little bit. Time to take off a little early.
ReplyDeleteOf course she won't but who looks the same 40 yrs later? But I met an old flame a few yrs ago and it amazed me, she looked like she had only aged about 10 yrs instead of 30. She even weighed exactly the same. Ironically, it was in Scottsdale.
ReplyDeleteOh calm down, CBT. You will be making fun of her in no time just like you have done to all of your other true loves.
ReplyDeleteBTW, does she have any good egg roll recipes?
I loved that girl so much back then what she looks like now doesn't matter. She's the only female that's ever made me tongue tied and shy.
ReplyDeleteNo eggroll recipes, but she says she makes a killer pot roast.
ReplyDeleteCBT,
ReplyDeleteEnjoy yourself!!! I strongly recommend an obscene amount of drinks and heavy petting.
I just googled Peter Frampton...you fucks were higher than a kite, weren't you all? First Mackenzie Phillips on One Day at a Time is so hot her dad wants to bang her, now I find out that Peter Frampton was hot back then, too? Wow. Why can't they make drugs like that today?
ReplyDeleteHe was a rock star, there are a lot of ugly rock stars today that get laid only cause they are rock stars. But the drugs were good.
ReplyDeleteI think she's kind of cute!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the B-day wishes KB.
and no Miami, I do not get section 8, I own my ghetto mansion. My car has been targeted 2x because it is a newer luxury type car and crackheads are attracted to shiny objects.
Mackenzie Phillips was and is hideous.
ReplyDeleteElfie,
ReplyDeletewhat I meant was, even if you did live in Section 8 housing, why would it matter. RQ might live in a rich neighborhood, but many of those people are broke losers pretending to have money anyways
not that you do or dont, but looking down on someone because you have more money is weak and shallow.
ReplyDeleteI seriously doubt RQ lives in a rich neighborhood. I'm thinking she rents an apartment on the edge of a rich neighborhood where all the other restaurant workers live.
ReplyDeleteCBT I agree.
ReplyDeleteI hope the chick has held up as well as the car in the pic, being CBT is still driving it, and paying it off - damn title loans, huh, CBT?
ReplyDeleteI am the Queen, and you, CBT and Miami, are my minions. now stop speaking ill of me. I happen to be suffering a hangover.
ReplyDeleteand i cannot help but look down on Elfie being I'm statuesque and very tall and she is like a 4'5" keebler elf. Why do you think she calls herself Elfie? duh.
ReplyDeletei'm leaving ...
ReplyDeleteGiraffes are dropped like 6 feet when their mom spits them out. That explains a lot.
ReplyDeleteI am short but not that short! I'm 5'2" or 5'3". and Elfie is a childhood nickname because I had pointy ears and whispy wpale blonde hair as a baby and my sister thought I looked like a little elf.
ReplyDeleteyeah, it explains why i have, need, and was born with such fanastic long legs.
ReplyDeleteOH Elfie, you most faithful of minions..you always justify yourself to the Queen. You're a faithful servant (with a man face)
ReplyDeleteRQ you are a real ray of sunshine. What makes you dislike these girls so much?
ReplyDeleteI hate the guys and girls in equal portions. except CBT - i hate him more than the rest combined.
ReplyDeletewell at least you believe in equality
ReplyDeletebut, yes, i am a ray of sunshine, thank you for the recognition.
ReplyDeleteIt makes her feel better about her sorry self Miami. Plus she is nuts.
ReplyDeletei should be able to ring a bell and have sweet tea delivered to me. instead i have to go down the elevator, get in car, and lug my hungover ass to mcdonalds.
ReplyDeleteSarcasm, check it out sometime
ReplyDeleteas i like to say, I always speak the truth - if that coincides with being a bitch, is that my fault? hell no.
ReplyDeleteI heard McDonalds is where the elite buy their sweet tea.
ReplyDeletei am unfamilar with sarcasm.
ReplyDeleteFcuk you dog face, I'm the resident ray of sunshine! Hello bitch with an itch! (I'm talking to you, RQ, I was hoping you overdosed, but I guess we're not that lucky are we?)
ReplyDeleteYou are too rich,special and modelesque to worry about it, no one would ever use sarcasm when speaking with/about you.
ReplyDeleteyou heard correctly, Miami.
ReplyDeleteNow please excuse me. I have to put on my tiara and pick up my tea. i might be back later if judge joe is a rerun. otherwise see you guys after judge judy.
Enjoy yourself
ReplyDeleteTruth? Like your how one week you have a Masters, the next it's a PHD? Then you are going to nursing school. I've never heard of a Dr. taking a step back to get a nursing degree. But like I said, you are nuts so who knows.
ReplyDeleteHi Queen Bee,
ReplyDeleteNice of you to show up. You are, after all, my little court jester. Your comments are like watching a comedian die on stage. most people cringe in embarrassment for you, but I enjoy watching your repeated failures. Never give up, Queen Bee.
thanks, Miami, i will enjoy myself.
RQ,
ReplyDeleteYour comments make me now favor abortion in cases of incest, anyway. Weren't you leaving, dog face?
there you go again, little court jester...
ReplyDeleteGod, that she-male's purpose in life is to be a warning to the rest of us.
ReplyDeleteand your purpose in life is to amuse the queen, QB. you did, after all, name yourself after me. remember?
ReplyDeleteoh yes, people. i speak the truth.
ReplyDeleteshare with the group, QB. Tell them.
chased another one off. k bai
ReplyDeleteok, butterface, whatever keeps you going. Now, pretend that you're leaving again so we can wait a grueling 10 seconds for your return, loser.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Queen Bee?
ReplyDeleteI saw your pic the other day, I'd bang you QB. What's up RQ? I see you are still bullying people....
ReplyDeleteSpurs, what's up man? I just caught up on the dirty....Pam really knocked up?
Not much, I'm just praying that RQ learns from her parents mistakes and hope she remains abstinent. How are you Spurs?
ReplyDelete"I hate the guys and girls in equal portions. except CBT - i hate him more than the rest combined."
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
What's up Francis? Pam's knocked up? Didn't know that.
ReplyDeleteI'm doing good Queen Bee. Just came in from swimming. Feel refreshed.
ReplyDelete"Miami said...
ReplyDeleteRQ you are a real ray of sunshine. What makes you dislike these girls so much?"
That's easy. They're younger and attractive.
Aww thank you Francis, now wait, RQ will return with some snarky comment about my looks..just wait and see. She was even an ugly child, her mother had to place rump roast on RQ's lap so the family dog would play with her.
ReplyDeleteI saw her post on the dirty with her in the tub and was reading some of the comments.....I hope not, she's the last person (other than RQ) that needs a child.
ReplyDelete"rq said...
ReplyDeleteI hate the guys and girls in equal portions. except CBT - i hate him more than the rest combined."
Hell hath no fury like that of a woman scorned.
Pam's knocked up?! Please tell me this isn't true.
ReplyDeleteOh I'll be back to read this answer later, I am going to the dentist for my bi-annual.
You can count on it QB....time we put that crazy in a rest home.
ReplyDeleteHave fun at the dentist Skeets. He'll probably fondle you when you are under, but that's all right.
ReplyDeleteBTW, nice rack Elfie, I'd of voted for you
ReplyDeleteHey Francis, I just got back from STL yesterday, Saint Charles actually.
ReplyDeleteI've been up there 5 times in the last six weeks.
ReplyDeleteYou two should hang out Francis. Let CBT teach you how to pick up chicks.
ReplyDeleteWhat were you doing there CBT? You weren't the guy that robbed the bank in No. Co. were you? I bet you're the Granddad Bandit
ReplyDeleteThat girl in the pic does look alot like Bertinelli..
ReplyDeleteNaw, I was out in West County. I'm seeing Rudy Huxtable again.
ReplyDeleteYeah, call me CBT. I've always wanted to ride a mechanical bull, you'd probably be the guy to show me how it's done.
ReplyDeleteI can actually do that, Francis.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: I wish it were swimming weather here, its raining and lightning here :(
ReplyDeleteLater all, gotta go.
ReplyDeleteQB did you buy a Sybian by chance?
ReplyDeleteThanks Queen Bee, that's what I thought. Kinkyb!tch sure didn't though.
ReplyDeleteQueen Bee:
ReplyDeleteOh yeah? That's perfect bed weather.
Francis:
ReplyDeleteThat's it? All right man, thanks for stopping by.
I hope she didn't buy the sybian Miami, she needs to buy from 20K.
ReplyDeleteNot yet Miami, I'm still narrowing it down, I want to make sure I get something I'm going to like, you know what I mean? Besides, I am sick with a cold right now, my libido is way down (not normal for me lol)
ReplyDeleteQueen Bee said...
ReplyDeleteSpurs: I wish it were swimming weather here, its raining and lightning here :(
sounds like perfect swimming weather for my little court jester. wrap your fat body in some aluminum foil and get out there and paddle around for the queen. off you go.
Spurs; I will more than likely buy from 20k
ReplyDeleteQB, maybe there is a site where you can get a used vibrator so you can afford to try out a few.
ReplyDeleteI don't think she's going to be wrapping herself in aluminum foil Giraffe. Creative suggestion though.
ReplyDeleteand, correct me if i'm wrong, but listening to an ugly girl talk about vibrators is not exactly erotic. not sure what image you are trying to evoke, but i'm just picturing your nasty acne porkchop of a face and it makes me want to puke. arfy.
ReplyDeleteThat would be nice of you Queen Bee. 20K would really appreciate it.
ReplyDeleteHaha RQ, you silly bastard...a sharp tongue isnt always an indication of a keen mind. You're just jealous that almost everyone on this sight loves me and almost everyone hates you..
ReplyDeleteok, maybe she will wrap herself in saranwrap and throw herself in the pool? that would be fun
ReplyDeleteman, you are delusional. they actually love me and hate you. true story!
ReplyDeletethanks, dh..i have a keen mind.
ReplyDeletejudge joe starting. bai bai
ReplyDeleteWrong. I wouldnt touch a janky dildo of RQ's if my life depended on it. You're such HACK JOB, it's pretty comical how much plastic surgery youve received and yet I bet originally you were a pretty nice looking man.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy Judge Joe Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteHey Queen Bee, I guess you heard about Tila Tequila getting destroyed at that concert put on by ICP?
ReplyDelete"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends"-Oscar Wilde
ReplyDeleteAll you RQ..all you.
I think RQ was born female. Nothing that bat shit crazy could've been born with a penis. She has a level of manic insanity that can only be uterus driven.
ReplyDeleteNo I didnt, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteLater y'all. Gotta go play cowboy. Fattenin' up steers to sell and they need some grain.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I was going to post the video to it Queen Bee, but you really couldn't see anything. But she did get hit bad at some point, her face was pretty messed up.
ReplyDeleteCBT- I have my theories on his/her birth. Ill wait until she reurns to discuss..just wait 2 or 3 comments, she'll be back, she cant help herself.
ReplyDeleteLater on CBT.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: did you see the video of the lady going nuts at the McDonalds drive thru over some chicken nuggets? I thought it was RQ, but then I realized it wasn't over McDonalds tea.
ReplyDeleteQB - pulling quotes from the net in an effort to insult me because you lack the wherewithal to concoct anything queen-worthy. your so dumb. nasty poodlehead.
ReplyDeletethanks, spursy, i will enjoy joe time.
@Queen Bee, I saw the video posted somewhere, but I didn't watch it.
ReplyDeleteYou think Drew is shitfaced yet? 90 min. til his jets play
ReplyDeleteWell he's home now more than likely, I'm sure he's downed a few by now.
ReplyDeleteRQ you should try the smoothies at McDs. I keep meaning to, but Taco Bell always calls my name.
ReplyDeleteI googled Valarie, she does in look like her in some of the older pics of her. A chink version of her, but still similar.
Oh my god,RQ I nailed it! You are so lonesome, you have to put judge joe on the backburner, and sit on here and wait to attack..am I right?
ReplyDeleteSpurs: The lady goes off on the drive thru cashier, its crazy..kind of like Ruth, I mean RQ.
ReplyDeleteI'm watching it now QB.
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't go to the games spurs? Jersey 1 vs Jersey 2 is a big deal even in preseason.
ReplyDeleteomg DH that is so funny you say that (vibrator rental). I was going to pass on one of my less used ones to a friend but she was like fuck no, what is wrong with you? As if they don't sell toy cleaners in the store...anyway, I reminded her of this fact and told her I'd supply her with a bottle of that as well so she could cleanse it herself and she still said no. I then mentioned to her that there was really no diff between that and a real dick...she quieted down quickly after that.
ReplyDeleteSo I say go ahed and start that rental business.
Poodlehead? How cute...although, my hair is nothing like a poodle's. I'm sorry I am still young, have nice skin and hair, I'm not a bad lay I and do not have to have hormone injections (which explains your annoying voice)
ReplyDeleteDamn, that was nuts.
ReplyDeleteI think that McDs women is a lot more feminine then RQ is
ReplyDeleteMaybe he is going, not sure DH.
ReplyDelete