I don't care about True Blood because I've never watched a full episode, but the show makes Queen Bee get all wet, so I'm just going to go ahead and post it for her (not that I really care about what she does or doesn't like, I'm hoping she sends some more pics in sometime. So I'll act like this post is just for her, like I'm a caring guy or something).
On a side note, Oz looks like the type of guy who would sweat when he eats. If you have never seen him, just picture a completely out of shape Italian who looks sloppy.
Thanks Queen Bee.
ReplyDeleteHooray! Blood and nakedness...and yes you DO care what I like SF...don't try and deny it! lol (thanks for posting for me)
ReplyDeleteNo problem Queen Bee. I do like that Anna Paquin gets naked in the series. She has a nice body.
ReplyDeleteI've seen some nude clips of her on that show.
ReplyDeleteDid u know Sookie (Anna Paquin) is bi in real life?
ReplyDeleteYes I do. I was about to follow up with I bet you'd be into her, being you've been with chicks before.
ReplyDeleteYeah, my bf likes seeing her bubbies
ReplyDeleteLOL, touche' Spurs
ReplyDeleteBubbies? Lame. Is that what he calls them?
ReplyDeleteLOL no..thats what I call em..he uses the universal male term : tits.
ReplyDeleteOh, okay. Yeah, I was going to recommend you break up with him if he does. You probably should anyway, but whatever.
ReplyDeletehaha..I appreciate your opinion, I'm sure you're not the only one that thinks I should. RQ prob wants me to also bc she is secretly enamored with me..she covers it with her biting banter.
ReplyDeleteDid my post scare everybody off? Shoot, I'm sorry, I was afraid it might give off an adverse reaction.
ReplyDeleteYour post didn't scare anyone off Queen Bee, now worries.
ReplyDeleteAnd once again RQ didn't give you permission to speak of her, so I don't know why you did.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I would ruin every pic in the photo shoot because my hard-on would be trying to give that sooki chick some hot back door action if you know what I mean.
ReplyDelete*no* worries
ReplyDeleteFunny Miami.
ReplyDeleteIn case you didnt know what I mean, I would be busy jamming the rod up her ass regardless of who was around and how much blood was present
ReplyDeletePhew! I was worried for 2 seconds there lol Well, I have to run to the market and I'll be back Spurs to check on the post progress..later!
ReplyDeleteQueen Bee, did you see that show that Sarsgaard was on before True Blood? It was that show about the Iraq war.
ReplyDelete*Skarsgard*
ReplyDeleteGeneration Kill was the name of it.
ReplyDeleteHer and the black chick are pretty ugly but sooki has a dope body.... I think
ReplyDeleteHave fun at the market QB.
ReplyDeleteMiami: The guy on the right is her fiance' so I'm sure he's pile driven her a bunch of times already..you know the saying "Show me a hot chick, and I'll show you a guy who's sick of banging her" :)
ReplyDeleteback door action and then snuff
ReplyDeleteThat's a good saying QB.
ReplyDeletehe should put her in some home-made porn/snuff films
ReplyDeletemaybe kill her then get the back door action in
ReplyDeleteAny missing women around your area Miami? I'm starting to get concerned.
ReplyDeleteWhat? now I'm the bad guy because I like to associate sex with bloody murder?
ReplyDeleteNo, that means you are a good guy. My bad.
ReplyDeleteThere had to be something wrong with me, too many positives
ReplyDeletej/k..... unless you like the same shit, then I am totally serious and would like to say "I've been waiting for you"
ReplyDeleteNo man, not into necrophilia.
ReplyDeletenah its cool spurs, we'll bone them first them slice em up
ReplyDeleteWell in that case I'm perfectly fine with it.
ReplyDeleteDon't forgetting robbing them beforehand.
ReplyDeleteOf course, we cant do this shit if we dont get paid.
ReplyDeleteyuck...blood tastes nasty!
ReplyDeleteThat's because you've only tasted your own blood. C'mon Queen Bee, I thought you were into all this lame vampire shit. Don't be a poser.
ReplyDeleteQB, its fun, trust me!!!.... mwuhahahaahahaha
ReplyDeleteSpurs, when did vampires become huge pussies? I remember watching shit like the old black n white dracula flicks, bram stokers dracula, fright night, etc... Now all of a sudden we are friends to these motherfucker?
ReplyDeleteVampire killa son, represent!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that Twilight shit ruined it for good Miami.
ReplyDeleteFright Night scared the shit out of me when I was a little kid. I saw a piece of twilight, I felt like I needed to see a obgyn.
ReplyDeleteProud to say I still haven't seen it.
ReplyDeletestay away from it Spurs, no good will come from watching it..... I heard if you watch the whole thing, a dick comes out of the screen and tries to penetrate you.
ReplyDeleteNo plans to watch it man.
ReplyDeleteOh and as for me addressing the tranny, I do it to pissed her off. I think of her like a turtle.thumph on her hard shell long enough, she's bound to poke her teeny lily head out! hahaha
ReplyDelete*lil*
ReplyDeleteand *piss* QB
ReplyDeleteQB have been abusing turtles? I never knew that they would eventually poke their heads out.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/snuff-film/
ReplyDeleteNice shirt.
ReplyDeleteI just remembered about it after the convo
ReplyDeleteThis pic is gross. I've only seen this show once or twice, it's just soft core porn with fangs. The blood just has to go though, or should've been done differently.
ReplyDeleteYeah, they went a little overboard with the blood.
ReplyDeleteHaha, Fright Night. That movie was the shiz, scared me too when I was a kid. Oddly enough, the vampires in that movie could turn into werewolves, at least Charlie's friend did at the end. Twilight has it all wrong, making them 2 seperate supernatural forces.
ReplyDeleteSo what's going on in your world kinyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteI'm hungry. I wish Arby's delivered and then I could get that sandwich RQ talked about the other day.
ReplyDeleteDid McDs respond to your suggestion?
No they didn't. Bastards. That's a money maker for them too.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, did you get freestockcharts.com?
ReplyDeleteI did man. Had to download silverlight, which is actually pretty cool for pictures too.
ReplyDeleteI am bullish on HPQ, they released earnings reports at 4:30 today. Year on year, and quarterly results are up. Paper trade the call. You can be ballsy and grab the call at 41 or wait for it to pass 42.50
ReplyDeleteI haven't done a lot of digging on optionsxpress yet.
ReplyDeleteIn the money to be safe
ReplyDeleteAt what month Miami?
ReplyDeleteokay in that case, just add it to your portfolio and lets just watch and see if I am right or just a moron.
ReplyDeleteOkay.
ReplyDeleteWhat price do you think it will go to?
ReplyDeletedo it with time so your option's price doesnt deteriorate too fast, maybe even Oct or Nov, although I think you'll be out within 14 days
ReplyDeleteI would not be surprised if it went closer to 45 and above, but I would be happy to walk out when it reaches 44.
ReplyDeleteAll right cool, thanks man. When I get home I'll place the order.
ReplyDeletemaybe 41 Oct call
ReplyDeleteI feel like that earnings report is going to speed up the jump. Its risky because its below support, but it could be a killer pickup
ReplyDeleteContrary to the rumor going around, I never had sex with Wop and distance is defintely not the reason, he works literally within walking distance of my house.
ReplyDeleteSo are you going to place an order with real money Miami?
ReplyDeletealready did Spurs
ReplyDeleteYeah I figured Skeets. And I know it has nothing to do with distance, it's because he looks like a fucking bum.
ReplyDeleteCool Miami. I'll be cheering it on.
ReplyDeletesince I went real money, I went out the money to save some dough. Got a 42 Nov call
ReplyDeleteSpurs, lets get this dough so we can do that Spurs Fan Vegas Weekend Blowout!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI bet spurs already yanked to this
ReplyDeleteElfie, I didnt know you banged Wop
ReplyDeleteI believe I already cleared that up elfie, i would never really lie on you and your vag.
ReplyDeleteAnd for everyone else, me and elfster have a special relationship, you guys wouldnt understand
So you guys banged?
ReplyDeleteI didnt bang Wop... Wop dreamed it one night and it must have been one of those really realistic dreams cause he's been claiming it happened ever since.
ReplyDeleteOh you cleared it up? I didnt see that.
ReplyDeleteElfie has big juggs
ReplyDeleteMiami, that's all you for now bud. I need to get the hang of it first. But the Vegas trip does sound great. When I start putting some money down, we can finace the trip. Like I wrote, I'll be cheering for the stock though.
ReplyDeleteI think they photoshopped the huge schnoz on sooki
ReplyDelete*finance*
ReplyDeleteAppreciate it Spurs. With time you might find that you are consistently getting hits and then we can get the money and the power.... or at least the money
ReplyDeleteI'd like the money.
ReplyDeleteGod willing my friend, lets see what happens.
ReplyDeleteYep, looking forward to it.
ReplyDeleteyeah elf I told spurs no shit I didnt bang you, and that i was joking
ReplyDeleteand I believe it was you who dreamed of it
She probably went to the bathroom at her work and rubbed her clit for awhile at the thought Oz.
ReplyDeleteMy mistake Elfie..I thought for some reason Oz lived in NY?
ReplyDeleteHe used to live in NY QB, and because of that he thinks he's some gangster. Now he lives in Tucson, which from the outside looking in seems like a war zone.
ReplyDeleteOh gotcha! Thanks for the clarification Spurs..I bought the sweetest clementine oranges at the market today..yum!
ReplyDeleteNo problem. Oz will come back in talking about bitches and other shit like he speaks ebonics or something.
ReplyDeleteThose clementine oranges sound good. Did you do a lot of grocery shopping?
Yes, I just got back. I had to stock up bc the boys start school next week, and I have to be ready for school lunches, breakfasts,etc.
ReplyDeleteSo the Fantasy football thing is a definite, my 8 year old is a football junkie, he wakes up Saturday mornings and instead of cartoons..flips on Sportscenter, so he has volunteered to help me lol you guys would get a kick out of listening to him talk about diff teams..
ReplyDeletespurs is a batch
ReplyDeleteHe is just jealous, cause he grew up in suburbia texas, locked down is his moms basement, where he developed a horrible chronic masturbation problem which eventually led to a bestiality and gay amputee porn fetish, which then resulted in him being attracted to people like RQ
That's great Queen Bee. Go ahead and sign up.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's it Oz.
ReplyDeleteI KNEW it
ReplyDeleteYep, you're a genius.
ReplyDeleteHere's spurs after a jack session in the basement
ReplyDeletehttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Xo9HvZmYbKs/Sld6Mhf0P-I/AAAAAAAAAh0/_3cqxfRSts4/s400/ugly+men.jpg
spurs and CBT's love child
ReplyDeletehttp://oneutah.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ugly_redneck.jpg
I have never seen True Blood, but my mom likes it.. and she's read all the books. I agree with KB, the dried blood is gross..
ReplyDeleteJersey Shore in 2 minutes
ReplyDeleteHello Astrid.
ReplyDeleteCan't believe you watch that Drew.
ReplyDelete"VIctoria shoulda kept this one a secret"..haha classic line!
ReplyDeleteIs that from True Blood Queen Bee?
ReplyDeleteLame post.
ReplyDeleteThink so EV?
ReplyDeleteThat pic is major homo.
ReplyDeleteSome girl just called me from Long Island, NY and said she loves trouts? Asked me if I would post her on the site?????
ReplyDeleteOh yeah Drew?
ReplyDeleteStupid rookie doesn't block her number. I haven't called back just because. The fact that she has my personal number and knows about the blog site tells me this is an inside job
ReplyDeleteYou're famous Drew.
ReplyDeleteYeah right, I have never posted my personal cell #
ReplyDeleteMaybe she got it from that Craigslist hooker.
ReplyDeleteJust called. Such a rookie move since the full name was left on the recording. I didn't quit get the last name but will call back from my bat phones (you know I'm in the biz and have #'s from all over the country)
ReplyDeleteSo Drew, how do we score the players for this fantasy shit?
ReplyDeleteBat phones? Funny.
ReplyDeleteEazy, I've played fantasy FB since 2001. I understand that alot of you will need help and will put a tutorial together over the weekend.
ReplyDeleteYou are about to enter the "No Spin Zone". Welcome to the Factor!
ReplyDeleteOnce again, be careful in the "No Spin Zone" Drew.
ReplyDeleteNah Jersey Shore
ReplyDeleteOh.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think EV should be the "poster" tomorrow since mine was so lame :)
ReplyDeleteFunny Queen Bee.
ReplyDeleteI hate making a resume.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of job are you looking for?
ReplyDeleteyeah it was my idea..i dont want anyone to think u Spurs were the mastermind behind this post..Ill take responsibility for it lol p.s. I am in a weird mood, and its not alcohol or substance fueled either..wth?
ReplyDeleteresumes suck...I hate them
ReplyDeleteNo reason to apologize for it Queen Bee, I didn't have any ideas. And yeah, that's strange you are in a weird mood with no substances involved.
ReplyDeleteMy resumes are amazing..
ReplyDeleteactually my bf has put me in this mood
ReplyDeleteIt's a job for Cable TV aerial and underground drop installers.
ReplyDeleteI spend time on my cover letter. Sometimes I think those are more important...
ReplyDeleteSpurs, the web is a world of knowledge. I Google the number and nothing came up. I bat phoned the number and got the correct name. I Google that and sure enough, Bingo! It was a distinct last name and it matched to the same town.
ReplyDeleteTurns out this person is a doctor. (Dr. XXXXXXX) is board certified in Bariatric Surgery and has 13 years of experience).
LOL, He's an ass doctor, where's Kramer?
Obviously it wasn't him since it was a girl that called. This girl doesn't know what she's in for.
random question...who sings this song ive had in my head all day, heres a line...."A friend in need is a friend indeed,but a friend with weed's much better.."
ReplyDeleteWhat did your boyfriend do QB?
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like a good job EV.
ReplyDeleteQB:
ReplyDeletePlacebo -"Without you I'm nothing."
Try that.
thanks Spurs!
ReplyDeleteNo problem.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe Spurs knew that was Placebo...
ReplyDeleteI just googled it Astrid, that's all.
ReplyDeleteOh... If I posted it, you'd say it's gay.. I thought you secretly listened to all the music I sent you for a little bit..
ReplyDeletethat song might be Pure Morning.. I remember the video
ReplyDeleteBasically, his mom who lives in Chicago is coming down in2 weeks to visit (ive never met her before) and the other day, he and I had a fight in which I said some pretty mean things and all the while he was on the phone with her (I didnt realize that and when I did, i immediately stopped fighting) Being the sweet person i am I emailed her apologizing for my behavior and she has yet to respond. I asked him to ask her why she hasn't but he is too chicken shit to do that, so I told him to grow a pair and ask her or I wasnt going to be here when she visits. (Sidenote: he told me when she heard me cursing at him, she said "that little bitch better watch her mouth" So, as u can see, this is going to be a super awkward meeting unless he steps in and tries to mend things,bc I already tried to.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbHkwrGgsoA
ReplyDeleteIt is Pure Morning.. that's the video QB
I didn't listen to the song Astrid.
ReplyDeleteI'm also applying for a job to go to Alaska and work on the fish boats.
ReplyDeleteAre you really EV? That would be badass.
ReplyDeleteAstrid is right, its Pure Morning..E for effort Spurs! Astrid-yeah Spurs doesnt like that kind of music, he aand i discussed that once..id never seen the vid til now. Im adding songs to my ipod, so thanks!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I figure I can also pay off my car in a few months if I do that.
ReplyDeleteYou may like the song Spurs...check it out :)
ReplyDeleteYeah, its left me feeling very uneasy bc in my opinion, if two families cant get along, its a recipe for disaster if we want a future together i think he is thinking the same thing. I know she was prob being protective, but she really should learrn to mind her business, her son is a grown man and obviously i was yelling at him for good reason
ReplyDeleteYou can make a great chunk of change EV.
ReplyDeletePlacebo is a good band..
ReplyDeleteQueen Bee:
ReplyDeleteAnother way of looking at it is you won't see her all that much. You've been with him, what 3 years? And this is the first time you've met her? Good thing she lives in Chicago not Houston.
I always liked the video for Pure Morning.. I like how it's really dramatic the action is slowed down. I first thought he was going impale himself on that broom handle when he jumped.. haha
ReplyDeleteNever saw that movie.
ReplyDeleteYour resumes are amazing, Astrid? Do you use scented paper?
ReplyDeleteShe does. And the paper has hearts in the background.
ReplyDeleteWhat other groups do you listen to, Astrid? I love Deftones,10 years,Breaking Benjamin,System of a down,Incubus,flyleaf,Burn Halo (just to name a few lol)
ReplyDeleteI like some of those bands QB.. I like Muse and Theatre of Tragedy..
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo_D0isbbAs
that's from my fav album Assembly
ToT is kind of weird because they are Swedish btw.. but I really like them.. and a another band from there called Machine Supremacy, but they're not as good
ReplyDeleteHmm..never heard of Theatre of tragedy, pretty cool though, i like Muse too...I prefer bands that ppl do not know too much about, i cnt stand groups that are mainstream and get aalot off radio airplay..thank God for XM radio lol
ReplyDeleteWhen I was younger I used to listen to a lot of strange stuff like Velvet Acid Christ (lol).. and Skinny Puppy, Ministry, Sphan Ranch and stuff like that.. I still like a band called My Dying Bride and ToT..
ReplyDeleteI still like the other stuff sometimes too..
I also liked tamer music like Butthole Surfers :)
I like Rasputina too..
ReplyDeleteWho is ToT?
ReplyDeleteMinistry put out some good stuff. Did you ever listen to Nitzer Ebb Astrid?
ReplyDeleteyes... but not that much..
ReplyDeleteTheatre of Tragedy
ReplyDeletebut like I said... for a long time in my youth I'd just get stoned with my valley girl friend and listen to My Dying Bride mostly... it's good smoking music
ReplyDeleteok.. we liked Typeo Negative too (lol).. we'd listen to that and if we drank in the Summer... it was Rasputina..
ReplyDeleteok.. lol
ReplyDeleteI think this song is sooo gay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezA5__H8ksA&feature=search
they are from Ohio, obviously by the song title.. my friends used to play shows with them. Now they are a really famous scene band..
It's a funny emo song.. listen to the lyrics.. they make me laugh
One of my fav comments on the video (now buried) says, "cut my writs and black my eyes? Ohio isn't for lovers, it's for FAGS"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW9_Cp876b0&feature=search
ReplyDeletethere is a video of the lyrics.. lol
I swear it's the most emo song ever...
My heart is in Ohio.. because you KILL ME
Gay.
ReplyDeleteSpurs and all males that visit gay cam. True story.
ReplyDeleteOkay "Anonymous." Good one.
ReplyDeleteTrue story, Spur drove 3 hours to Dallas and in the club Jayden grabbed his package playing around and he busted a nut.
ReplyDeleteIs that what happened? That's funny.
ReplyDeletecant blame you Spurs, She was hot!
ReplyDeleteKaden's hotter.
ReplyDeleteI haven't been to yahoo. Do we have our 8th? (QB)
ReplyDeleteNot yet. She still needs to sign up.
ReplyDeleteNP, one spot is easy to fill if she backs out.
ReplyDeleteyou got lucky spurs
ReplyDeleteYeah, I think she'll sign up.
ReplyDelete