Thursday, August 26, 2010

Nik Richie has finally turned white, just like he always dreamed


Well now this is just sad. It seems Nik has the same skin disease as Michael Jackson and he's turning white. I was afraid of posting the second pic, that's how bad ass he appears, I was terrified he might kick my ass through my screen. Then I looked at the aloof third pic and thought, "Ahh, he doesn't have a care in the world. Nothing will bother that guy. He's King of the World with that pose."

62 comments:

  1. Thanks a lot to the person who sent these.

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  2. Anonymous, thanks for grabbing them. For free.

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  3. nik is using his 4th grade pics to look tough in? i can tell they are from the 4th grade too becus his zit scars are missing. so these had to be taken before he hit puberty.

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  4. And there you go DG, there's the MJ line I was going to use on a subject you are tired of. But these pics are funny.

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  5. Yep, the zit scars have been wiped away.

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  6. Are his jeans folded under?

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  7. Probably took the editor two full days and a quarter ounce of coke just to get done with it.

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  8. hes 30 and already losing his hair?

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  9. They are folded under. That's funny.

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  10. Looks like he borrowed cbt's jean shirt, too. That was nice of cbt.

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  11. they shopped out the mountain talk logo. i dont think that gonna go over too well with cbt.

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  12. His skin might be white now, but he still hates America in his heart.

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  13. im pretty sure levis makes 16x16 jean sizes.

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  14. I guess we know what clothes Drew will be buying next time he goes shopping.

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  15. Yep Drew, striped white shirt and tuck your jeans under. You're set.

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  16. i bet nik shops for his clothes at toys r us.

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  17. Get some retro Nike kicks too, like you are back in high school, trying to be cool.

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  18. yeah...just go to a garage sale, score some old jordans and kiwi the shit out of them.

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  19. they look like snowboarding boots on this little fucker.

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  20. Drew probably has the original shoes. They probably still have dog shit and his own piss stuck to the bottom, but Drew can still rock him and fold under his khakis.

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  21. I wonder if Nik is planning on adding epaulette's in the future to his jean shirt.

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  22. They do look like snowboarding shoes on him.

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  23. heres drews future:

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Z4wP5A80j-k/SjeeA38TC0I/AAAAAAAAC-E/xJYxwVzQ9fo/s400/Old_man_young_dreams.jpg

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  24. that skater guy rob is gonna be in town. how much you wanna bet that nik goes to glendale to give him a handjob?

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  25. That guy Rob is still around? I think Nik might want to finally hang out with someone that is shorter than him.

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  26. shorter and gayer. i always thought that show he had was an 'alternative' love show. you dig what im saying?

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  27. DG's future

    http://media.photobucket.com/image/nicole%20brown%20simpson%20club%20coal%20burners/DNS_photos_an_sheeit/nicole-brown-simpson-club-coal-burn.jpg

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  28. I watched about five minutes of that show one time Anonymous.

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  29. drews tomorrow:

    http://www.pervertedsluttywhores.com/Free-Gay-Sex/Perverted-Old-Fuckers/images/Old-Gay-Penetration.jpg

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  30. Drew's tomorrow looks like when cbt and spurs finally have their Memphis get together. It's nice they invited DH alont.

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  31. That wasn't terrible. That is the future I see.

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  32. I just ate the best cookie EVER.

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  33. SpursFan

    You will be hearing from my lawyer!

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  34. Never better than your cheesecake. But the cookie will do for now.

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  35. So the drug cartel supports our immigration law?

    http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2010/08/24/20100824marines-find-bodies-in-mexico.html

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  36. I didn't know I looked like gravy. Interesting.

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  37. If Drew didn't look disfigured and wasn't a scam artist who beat his wife, then maybe he wouldn't have a restraining order against him and his wife wouldn't be out fucking other men now.

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  38. lol....drew is a handsome guy. on bizzarro world.

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  39. Who's the Mexican in the pictures?

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  40. This Anon/DG hookup thing is pretty gross. Next thing you know Drew and Rocket Queen'll be bringin' a whole 'nother level to the phrase "bumpin' uglies".

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  41. "SPURS FAN said...
    ...Of course she likes animals more than people..."

    So did Hitler, and we all know what a sweetheart of a guy he was.

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  42. So how come I cant do an add drop in the FFL?

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  43. I don't know man. Did you actually draft or was that auto-draft?

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  44. youre gonna love it.

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  45. He looks like he's in Junior High.

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  46. I figured you weren't really there. I'll ask Drew about it.

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  47. that shirt is actually arigranpas shirt, he finally got rid of it after i made so much fun of him wearing the same shirt out. Poor hooman he probably cant afford to get his jeans tailored after the huge law suit. Nik said he was thinking of getting a nose job in his wifes ask nik section website.

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  48. That's funny 20K. And Nik wants go get a nose job? That's hilarious. He needs to see if they can stretch him out somehow, that way he'll be over 5'7.

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