Other than the deformed right eye, trashy graffiti over her cooch and the fact she looks like she would stink, I say well done on this one Oz.
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Oz has an appetite for Gloria Velez
Other than the deformed right eye, trashy graffiti over her cooch and the fact she looks like she would stink, I say well done on this one Oz.
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Hope you appreciate the title pigpen.
ReplyDeletefunny spurs... in the first pic her boobs look like they have stretch marks from her big implants, and why does her skin look so greasy?
ReplyDeleteShe does look greasy, which means Oz would probably try to eat her. Oops, another fat joke. Sorry Oz, I'm not very creative.
ReplyDeleteIn fairness to the bum (Oz), I asked him to find an obscure skank, because that Tammy Torres whore he picked long ago gets a lot of hits.
ReplyDeleteYeah she just looked really good in the "Lean Back" video, she has not weathered well. I'd still murder it though...
ReplyDeleteWatch the video and tell me you wouldnt kill it spurs
ReplyDeleteYou referring to this video Oz?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajmI1P3r1w4
I would Oz.
ReplyDeletedid you ever hear that lil Kim ate so much cum, she had to get her stomach pumped?
ReplyDeleteNo, I didn't hear that. Pretty sure that's an urban legend.
ReplyDeleteOz had to have his stomach pumped when he was in prison for that reason though. True story.
ReplyDeleteYes.. I don't believe it either, but I think I heard it retold on TV too.
ReplyDeleteSpurs.. you should start myths about all of wop's skanks.. that would probably give them more hits.. Just say, "I heard from somebody else who knows _____ that..." and go from there..
That seems like too much work Astrid.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Skeets?
ReplyDeleteNothing man, just working.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, that second photo is photoshopped for sure. Her cooch should be showing.
ReplyDeleteI'm ready to leave already Skeets.
ReplyDeleteI am just saying it could be your thing.. Nik's is slamming better looking people for the way they look..
ReplyDeletePeople might start sending you rumors.. just start a myth about Nik for practice.. like say a former dirty army solider told you that Nik sucked some guy off for coke in a Vegas bathroom
Maybe I could start up a rumor about you Astrid.
ReplyDeleteSo I need some opinions. I was invited by a friend of mine to a cabin party this weekend. Basically it's a couple huge cabins in the mountains with about 50 people staying there and drinking and going in the hot tubs. I will not know anyone but the person who invited me and she does not know the people who invited her all that well. She keeps harassing me to go with her but IMO it seems like a recipe for rape. What do you think?
ReplyDeleteYeah, that seems like kind of a scary situation.
ReplyDeleteYou think you will go?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking rape too... and that was even before I read your assumption. If you don't know the people, I wouldn't trust them in that situation. And if you go, you don't know... they might be total losers and ugly and you'll have to put up with their dumbasses all night.
ReplyDeleteYeah AND she's wanting me to carpool with some people I don't know... fuck, I'm not about to put myself in a situation where I have to depend on someone to drive 1 1/2 hrs to take me home if I decide I don't want to be there. She is out of her mind. I also don't trust her judgement, she has put me in a couple bad situations before. Somewhat recently a guy she was messing around with pinned me down on his bed and twisted my arm. I think I told you about that when it happened.
ReplyDeleteI'd stay far away from that invite Skeets.
ReplyDeleteAnyway I told her yesterday that I thought it was a dangerous idea and wasn't going... now she's not talking to me. Whatever man, risk your vagina if you please, I chose not to thanks.
ReplyDeletehere is the urban legend spurs
ReplyDeletehttp://urbanlegends.about.com/cs/celebrities/a/stomach_pump.htm
Cum is not toxic but nevertheless allowed nowhere near my mouth
ReplyDeletecarpool with strangers... fuck that.. now I am positive they are rapists..
ReplyDeleteDoes she even know where the cabins are? I am suspicious it's all a lie.. they don't even have to take you to that place to rape you. Then can just drug you..
Yeah, I wouldn't worry about her not talking to you anymore Skeets.
ReplyDeleteI would ask those guys if I could take my boyfriend, just to see what they said..
ReplyDeleteThere's an idea Astrid.
ReplyDeleteShe's someone who has been my friend for about 17 years. It's tough cause she's like family whereas regardless she will always be in my life but at the same time I have a hard time relating to her lately.
ReplyDeleteShe sounds like bad news.
ReplyDeleteKiefer Sutherland sure did play a weirdo in that movie.
ReplyDeleteI've never seen that movie. Maybe I'll take my tazer... fuck that I'm not going. I'm not one to put myself in bad situations if I can help it.
ReplyDeleteYeah, don't go.
ReplyDeleteWhen you said that they don't want you to take your own car.. I became convinced that they are not planning on doing something good..
ReplyDelete... and if your friend wants to party in a hot tub.. there are safer ways going about it..
ReplyDeleteElfie, dont do it. Sounds like all the right ingredients for a fucked up drunk weekend.
ReplyDeleteSee Elfie, what would you do without our advice?
ReplyDeleteI use the same story when I invite people over before I make my snuff films
ReplyDeleteFreeway was a crazy movie! But, Reese did a pretty good job in it lol And, Kiefer nailed the role of a Creepy McCreeperton.
ReplyDeleteElfie: Don't go, your friend will get over it eventually, doesn't she understand you have kids and can't put yourself in situations like that?
Funny Miami.
ReplyDeleteHer friend doesn't sound very nice Queen Bee. So did you sign up for the FF league yet?
ReplyDeleteNot yet! I forgot I said I'd do that..lol I was in a Nyquil haze :) But, I'll sign up today.
ReplyDeleteI hope you had some nice Nyquil dreams.
ReplyDeleteI did.
ReplyDeleteSo what do you have going on today QB?
ReplyDeleteTook the boys school clothes shopping...It was exhausting! I wish their school required uniforms,my oldest is getting to that phase where he HAS to have the best, it's quite annoying.
ReplyDeleteI went through that phase for awhile too.
ReplyDeleteYeah, so did I. But, I just thought girls did that. I'm learning quickly that isn't true. But, they have these awesome outlet malls in North Houston, got alot of good deals today :)
ReplyDeleteSeems there are a lot of outlet malls around Houston.
ReplyDeleteElfie - you are starting to sound slightly prudish - just saying. Go get gang raped in tghe forest and for heavensake take some cum in ya mouth every once in a while.
ReplyDeleteYeah spurs thats the video, and nice try on a new "rip" but it sucked. If you want to effect people it has to have some true to it.
Yeah, but this one just opened last year, it has almost every store you could think of..my 8 year old fell in love with the Niketown store...I wanted so badly to shop for myself, they had Juicy Couture, True Religion, Zumiez,etc. They even had an Ed Hardy store, but we breezed past that joke of a store lol
ReplyDeleteI'll keep that in mind Oz, thanks.
ReplyDeleteFunny Queen Bee, good thing your kids aren't into Hardy.
ReplyDeleteI thought Oz would prefer that other Latina model who is pretty hot, she does alot of swimsuit calendars, can't think of her name at the moment..someone help me think of her name!
ReplyDeleteSpurs: Yeah, I'd have to set them free in the forest (no pun intended Elfie) if they were!
ReplyDeleteWell, if kinkyb!tch were out in the forest she'd try to take advantage of your boys. She used to be with a pedophile, I'm sure she would like to see what's it like being one.
ReplyDeleteEww! That's not very nice, I'm sure kb wouldn't ever want to be one! I'd kill someone if they touched my cubs.
ReplyDeleteYou're probably right. She just wanted to be with one, not be one. My bad.
ReplyDeleteLOL no worries, I just get sick at the thought of it, you know what I mean?
ReplyDeleteYep, pretty disgusting.
ReplyDeleteI wish the sun would come out, I just planted some daisies and want them to start sprouting..do you have a favorite flower Spurs?
ReplyDeleteMarijuana. What about you?
ReplyDeleteyeah spurs whats your favorite flower
ReplyDeletehahahahhahahahha
ReplyDeleteI like to put on a little dress and frolick around for flowers. And you Miami?
ReplyDeletehiiii QB..
ReplyDeleteI am sure spurs likes lilacs the best..
QB- Vida Guerra?
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahahahahahhaha, i like to frolic too spurs, lets frolic together
ReplyDeleteQB~ She also has a child. Recently I was going to go to California and she kind of invited herself along then didnt want to pay for anything. I decided not to go for other reasons and she was all pissed off. Then she calls me and tells me she is going to go anyway and couch surf. Apparently there is a network of people who dont know each other and allow strangers to sleep on their couch. She was planning to do this with her 9 yr old son, I told her that was a FUCKING IDIOTIC plan if I ever did hear one.
ReplyDeletespurs probably has his place decorated with tulip arrangements that match his decor..
ReplyDeleteLOL That was funny Spurs..but my question was a little sarcastic..but good answer!
ReplyDeleteYes! Vida Guerra, that's exactly who I was thinking of! Good job Columbo!
Hi Astrid! Whats yours? I love Stargazers best.
Elfie, get rid of that friend and tell her she has ideas like a dickhead
ReplyDeletedoes that girl have no money Elfie? and did she end up doing that with her son..
ReplyDeleteI love vida guerra!!!!
ReplyDeleteHas she ever told you that she couch surfed and had fun but that she was going to quit drinking alcohol because it made her ass hurt the next day?
ReplyDeletestargazers are cool... but the only gardening I do is vegetable and herbal..
ReplyDeleteVida's hot.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite flower is vagina
ReplyDeleteGood call Miami.
ReplyDeleteElfie-it's better off she's not talking to you, she doesn't sound like a very sound individual. And, I'm sorry, but what an asshole for trying to mooch off of you! I know you consider her family, but sometimes you have to cut ties and she'll eventually figure things out, maybe the hard way even. I feel bad for her son, poor kid, I wish I could take in all of the kids who have dumbass parents! I should start a campaign...
ReplyDeleteI would definitely finish with vida in less than 10 seconds
ReplyDeleteYeah that Vida Guerra chick is gorgeous!
ReplyDeleteThat's the thing, she makes MORE money than I do and she gets about a grand a month in child support for her one child, whereas I get zero dollars and have 2 children. She ended up not going, not sure why as we have hardly talked since I got pissed at her for trying to make me pay for their vacation.
ReplyDeleteMan, that pisses ME off Elfie, and I do not even know her! Cut that chick loose sweetie!
ReplyDeleteElfie,
ReplyDeleteI joke around with my comments, but truth be told, this seems like a toxic relationship. If you are solo you can try to save these people, but when you are responsible for kids of your own, distance may be the best solution. You will lose yourself trying to save that person. Sad but history has shown this to be true with most toxic relationships.
Just shoot her Elfie.
ReplyDeletehaha one last thing and then I am done. When I told her I wasn't going to pay her way she asked me to ask my mom to pay for the trip, you know since it was my birthday and all and my mom is just made of money. THAT pissed me off MAJORLY I was like "bitch please, why don't you go ask your broke-ass mom to couch surf with you." haha
ReplyDeleteshe reads this site sometimes BTW.
I think you have a good point Miami... People have to want to change, and she doesn't seem to appreciate Elfie as a friend, trying to take advantage of her like that..
ReplyDeleteI am afraid Elfie is just going to hurt and be victimized by her poor actions..
I am just at a loss as to why Oz thinks any of these chicks are hot. This one is no different, her face is identical to a man in drag. And you can tell she would blow up right after one kid just by looking at her thighs. Gross.
ReplyDeleteIt's obvious that Oz is into dudes kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteAnd why is she all sweaty in the first pic? Did she just walk up a flight of stairs?
ReplyDeleteyeah, what spurs said... and film it.
ReplyDeleteYou're right Miami, and I have kind of been trying to distance myself for 6 months or more but she doesn't take the hint and I am too nice to tell her what I think because I know it would most definitely hurt her feelings.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but do some lesbo love before you do so Skeets. Film that too.
ReplyDelete*off* her face
ReplyDeleteShe was obviously just involved in a gang bang duh.
ReplyDeleteKB.. you can see stretch marks all over he legs in the bottom pic.. she is flabby and her tatoo is gross too
ReplyDeleteyour a genius spurs, lesbo love meets snuff
ReplyDeleteEwwwww no Lesbo love Sours, she is ummmmm not my type.
ReplyDeleteCan I see a pic of her?
ReplyDeleteI can send you one Sours but you have to promise not to post it here.
ReplyDeleteBoo! All right though.
ReplyDeleteElfie: That is CRAZY! She had the audacity to try and get you to ask your mom to foot the bill for the trip for her? I hope she reads our comments: BITCH YOU ARE EITHER HIGH OR STUPID..ELFIE IS A GREAT PERSON, AND EVEN BETTER FOR PUTTING UP WITH YOUR NONSENSE AS LONG AS SHE DID..ELFIE IS DONE WITH YOU, SHE IS MY BFF NOW. I'D SAY TAKE CARE OF YOUR SON BUT HE MOST LIKELY IS THE ONE THAT'LL END UP HAVING TO TAKE CARE OF YOU. (you think she's related to RQ somehow Elfie?)
ReplyDeleteyeah just fwd it to me though, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteColumbo, I have a question, does your baby mama let you cum in her mouth? I mean, since you think Elfie and every other chick should do it, does that include her?
Yeah Elf, dump that chick. You do not need "friends" like that.
ReplyDeleteThe CAPS lock will get her for sure Queen Bee.
ReplyDeleteQB coming out with her guns blazzzzzziiiinnnnn!!!
ReplyDeleteSpurs also finds the worst pics of chicks even though I send in good ones, just so he can "rip" me. Its obvious spurs is into ripping dudes.
ReplyDeleteColumbo, let's play getting to know you real quick, yes?
ReplyDeleteHey bum, you didn't send any pics in. Good luck finding some hot pics of her.
ReplyDeleteKb - nunya. But for the record most girls do, if they are not prudish
ReplyDeleteNo man wants to be with a girl for life if they cant come in their mouth - FACT
What's up Giraffe?
ReplyDeleteI need to go to the vet. I'll be back later. Just had a fresh market sandwich from arbys...they are so good!!
ReplyDeleteQB~ haha I liked that part of me being yur BFF now.
ReplyDeleteOHHHH getting to know you, I love that game!
you like those, spursy? the chicken salad and turkey and swiss.
ReplyDeleteI haven't eaten Arby's in a long time.
ReplyDeleteme neither. i only went there because people were making fun of me and my sweet tea.
ReplyDeleteok bai
RQ, you should try that apple pecan salad from Wendys. So delish.
ReplyDeleteI logged in so Columbo would not be able to say no to any of my questions
ReplyDeleteLater on. And that's cool you can speak for Judge Judy now Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteok, i will. for dinner.
ReplyDeleteHey, you brought out that pic again kinkyb!tch, nice job.
ReplyDeleteI like the Wendy's chicken BLT one but without the egg.
ReplyDeleteokay, ready Columbo, my sweets?
ReplyDeleteAre you and your baby momma together, or just eff buddies?
Does she really let you cum in her mouth?
I know the answer to the above, therefore my real question is, does she spit or swallow?
Do you guys live together now?
What size pants do you wear (let's put this fatty thing to rest once and for all)?
Is it humid today in Tucson? It is here, ugh hate it.
I'm gonna fucking wash that salad down tonight with a case of Dos X's. Dos X's and three finger tequila.
ReplyDeleteaw fuck, nevermind. thought it was thursday.
His pants have spandex in them kinkyb!tch, so whatever he answers doesn't count.
ReplyDeleteI like McDs sweet tea, RQ. You reminded me of it when you mentioned it, I will have to go get some when my iced tea packets here at home run out.
ReplyDeleteMcDonald's should sell their tea by the gallon. That would be a money maker for them.
ReplyDeleteElfie,
ReplyDeleteKiss my hairy balls..
baiii
Where do you live, kb? Houston is the epitome of humid..ughh!
ReplyDeleteYou should suggest that Sours, but make up a contract so you can get a % of the profits. That is a great idea.
ReplyDeleteName jacking is lame.
ReplyDeleteThanks kinkyb!tch, I agree.
ReplyDeleteI live in AZ also. It gets pretty bad here too, it is not just a dry heat. We get both, it sucks and is so unfair.
ReplyDeleteElfie-you are for sure my BFF now, the caps lock threat surely scared your ex-friend lol
ReplyDeleteI feel your pain, kb..pretty pic btw
ReplyDeleteHi RQ, how are you, today?
ReplyDeletethis chick has ginormous areolas, they are visible in every pic! This one she looks better, but there is that left areola again..
ReplyDeletehttp://www.kaboommagazine.com/userfiles/gloria-velez-3.jpg
together. But usually off and on depending on varying hormone levels
ReplyDeletenunya
nunya - I am not going to speak on her in that manner
yes
36 32
It is absolutely disgusting here today
McDonald's ice tea is loaded with calories.. I stopped drinking it when I learned how much. I think it was like 750, but I can't remember.. it's up there though
ReplyDeleteQB - the queen does not entertain out of the blue questions from her hired help.
ReplyDeleteif the queen wants to hear from you, she will address you first.
no shit? i'm gonna look that up right now because i've gained like four pounds.
ReplyDeletefuck that.
LOL, ok sasquatch.
ReplyDeleteIt's from your late night grilled cheese binge, lard ass!
ReplyDeleteKinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteJust send McDonald's a suggestion on the sweet tea.
Well if they say yes, send me a complimentary gallon. Please and Thanks!
ReplyDeleteQueen Bee, she didn't give you permission to address her.
ReplyDeleteI'll make sure of that kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteAll Hail the Queen !!!
ReplyDeleteDat it KBizil..??
ReplyDeleteNice pic btw, I dont think you have long toes
I still have not got that e-mail though I noticed
She's a tease Oz.
ReplyDeleteI do wonder what the hell she's doing with her arms in the pic. Is she in the middle of a cheer?
ReplyDeleteIs she spelling out YMCA? Who knows?
ReplyDeleteFunny Queen Bee.
ReplyDelete"rq said...
ReplyDeleteElfie,
Kiss my hairy balls..
baiii "
PROOF!
Where did kinkyb!tch go? I want to know what she's doing with her arms.
ReplyDeleteShe is holding up her 1982 Polaroid for the pic, duh! Them shits is heavy - 2 hands
ReplyDeleteI figured one arm is holding up the camera, but what's the other one doing?
ReplyDeleteMaybe the Warden was up on a ladder and she's stroking him.
ReplyDeleteFingering her asshole !!
ReplyDeleteUnless her asshole is two feet above her head (I figured it's right below her nose), I don't think that's it.
ReplyDeleteohh my bad, I didnt realize you was talking about KB's pic, she playing air guitar what else !
ReplyDeleteor swinging on a stripper pole. hummmm
ReplyDeleteFunny, maybe she is playing air guitar.
ReplyDeleteVery nice pic KB... you have FFH there!
ReplyDeleteFFH?
ReplyDeleteFFH= Freshly Fucked Hair
ReplyDeleteOh, good one Skeets.
ReplyDeleteIm not gonna play get to know you no moe if this is how KB wants to run it
ReplyDeleteHope warden found her out of her cage
ReplyDeleteYeah man, I agree. Don't play into her games Oz.
ReplyDeleteI'm SO excited, tomorrow they are opening an H&M here FINALLY
ReplyDeleteHe probably did. He put her right back in when he discovered she was using the computer he uses to pick up side puss.
ReplyDeleteARE THEY?? YES!!!! FINALLY!!!
ReplyDeleteI was showing off my toned arms, that's all.
ReplyDeleteI got sidetracked, I was looking at something else online, sorry. I can't think of any other questions anyway.
H&M= Meh.
You do have some toned arms kinkyb!tch. You should have gotten on all fours like you are were being pounded doggy style and showed us your arms that way.
ReplyDeleteI know, I should be a photographer.
H&M= meh? Really? They have some really cute stuff there that I can wear to work or to go out.
ReplyDeletewhat the hell is H & M?
ReplyDeleteIt was a lot to look at, maybe because I didnt have time and had to rush I didn't get too excited about it>?
ReplyDeleteIt's a clothing store Wop
ReplyDeleteOh.. never heard of it. Just women's clothes?
ReplyDeleteNo, they have men's as well
ReplyDeleteTheyre opening a HUGE Forever 21 store here, and itll also have mens clothing available..Its going to be about the size of a Saks...Im so excited!
ReplyDeleteA Forever 21? Oh, what a day!
ReplyDeleteDont knock it til youve tried it,Spurs.
ReplyDeleteFair enough Queen Bee.
ReplyDeletedamn just watched that video, she is sooo bad in that thing
ReplyDeleteDoesnt even look like the same chick as these pics
She doesn't.
ReplyDeleteim from Queens New Yawk Guinea, shit happens
ReplyDeletespurs you little batch, you lucky you aint in my division son
ReplyDeleteI'm sure we'll play each other. I look forward to beating you. But I'm more excited about you paying me $200.
ReplyDeleteyeah you little batch, bet $200 is like an extra paycheck for you huh? you little batch
ReplyDeleteTough man Oz. Batch? Dumbass dago.
ReplyDeletewell.. the war in Iraq is ending right now, and I started thinking of the beginning. I worked in a salon and I remember people coming in to get their hair chopped off, so they could go..
ReplyDeleteOne girl was joining the military, and she had long bleached blonde hair. I had to cut it to her shoulder and darken it, so she wouldn't worry about her roots growing out.
The dumbass got upset because her hair was too dark, and it wasn't.. and she was freaking out about cutting her hair off. I kept thinking.. bitch you're joining the military in the middle of a war, and you are worried about your hair. What a dumbass!
I kept thinking just wait until reality hits and she is in boot camp, then bullets whizzing by her head... lol.. she isn't going to being thinking about the tone of her hair or the length. Fuck.
Seems like you are still upset about her Astrid.
ReplyDeletespurs.. I had some really bad dumbs customers, and she wasn't the worst either. But she kept coming back, and saying.. it just feels so dark, could you put a little more highlights in?
ReplyDeleteI thought it was funny... she wanted her hair back the way it was..