Kinkyb!tch the mystery shopper

I was at Walmart the other day (yeah I shop there, so what? Fuck Target). Anyway, so as I'm trying to find an open register amongst the 18 others that are closed I see the jewelry section. I know no one remembers this, but my secretarial skills do not allow me to forgot the mundane details of your lives you all have shared with me. I recalled Elfie telling us she got engaged in Walmart once...I think I found her ring! I don't know how she said no to the guy, I mean...it's really not that bad a ring. And the band is included? Only a practical man (read: can be trained well) would find such a deal. My advice is to find him and marry (sans prenup) before Wop gets anymore desperate and kidnaps/forces her into an arraigned marriage.

Nice memory kinkyb!tch. Going with the lame barnyard theme that Giraffe and Big Bird came up with, you are like a chimpanzee (read: good memory). And rather than smart off to you about your shot at men, or Oz and how pathetic he is for not being able to close on some destitute chick that lives minutes away from him in shitty Tucson, I'm just going to write that it doesn't really matter how much a ring costs or where you buy it, it's all about the love (I figured smarting off all the time hasn't really gotten me anywhere, I'm going to start showing the softer side of myself. Is there one? Probably not, but we'll see where this idea goes). Thanks for the post kb, you're the best!