First off, don't blame me for the rank title. That was her message along with the pic when she sent it. Which was a lie, because she really didn't like it. Neither did the friend. Not with the eyes open and peeking at the camera. What we are seeing here is basically fraud.
hotness
ReplyDelete*Texas* need to move her arm.
ReplyDelete*needs*
ReplyDeleteWhat can I say? I pull hot chicks! :)
ReplyDeleteI was talking about you, not the chick you pulled
ReplyDeleteYeah, you are the better looking one TeXaS. No offense to your friend.
ReplyDeleteSo whos gonna help me get my boob job? Im up 5 dollars on myfreeimplants.com LMAO
ReplyDeleteI need a sugar daddy ;( tear
Well thanks to the both of yas ;) lol
ReplyDelete$5? Not bad.
ReplyDeleteAnd you're welcome.
ReplyDelete$5 isnt bad? ha Well just for them to send a message it charges a dollar, so...yeah...this man thats 81 dying of cancer said he would give me $5000 to pose nude for him....
ReplyDeleteI dont know about the posing nude, but thats so sad hes dying, and I guess he just wants to see some tits and ass before his last days.
Wop will you be my sugar daddy and buy me some boobies like Elfies??? I want mine to look like hers! :)
ReplyDeleteYou won't take $5000 to pose nude for him? C'mon TX.
ReplyDeleteMiss texas, I will be your sugar daddy, but 1) I aint that old, and 2) I would not partake in doing anything to your precious boobs, they are amazing as is
ReplyDeleteI dunno Spurs, I'll have to consult with Pam first and see what the going rate is....
ReplyDeleteWop-No your not old, but I want them bigger like DD's :)
Why? you are blessed naturally, most women would kill to get what you have, why go a slice um up?
ReplyDeleteExactly.
ReplyDeleteget liposuction on your thighs.
ReplyDeleteoh, just checking out whats going on in here. i see that miss texas is attention whoring.
ReplyDeleteSo how was your weekend?
ReplyDeletepretty mellow. it was good. i saw pics of lady gaga at the vma awards show. she needs to do something with that nose. with all that money you would think she would fix that honker.
ReplyDeleteI hope she just goes away.
ReplyDeleteshes talented but also annoying.
ReplyDeletetrue. and she didnt always dress like an idiot like she has claimed.
ReplyDeleteShe better come out with a bad ass album this next time, or she's cooked.
ReplyDeleteLipo-suction of the thighs doesnt sound bad, then I could get a "brazilian" ass lift and my butt will compare to Kim Kardashians :)
ReplyDeleteNow you want an ass lift too TX?
ReplyDeleteWop- Everyone wants a little nip/tuck
ReplyDeleteshe better come out with a shakes-fucking-speare of a second album. this fame monster album is just about out of singles. but honestly, i dont think her next album will do as well as her first.
ReplyDeleteI don't think so either.
ReplyDeletebut if you think about it, anyone can be famous now. william hung is a perfect example.
ReplyDeleteTrue. If Hasselhoff can sell millions of albums in Germany, anything can happen.
ReplyDeletehasselhoff....fuck man. hes horrible. not as horrible as hung but hes pretty close.
ReplyDeleteHe is. I was reading where Chelsea Handler stunk last night.
ReplyDeleteShitty job.
ReplyDeleteWhat up Spurs, how you been buddy? Congrats on handing me a 1st week loss!
ReplyDeletebtw, I got your email late, been meaning to respond, I figured I would catch you here.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Miami? How have you been? I sent you an e-mail yesterday. You are actually winning by a point, but I have a RB going tonight, so unless he blows out a knee on the first play, I'm good.
ReplyDeleteIt's cool man.
ReplyDeletespeaking of warm piss, have you seen madonna lately? she looks like an old man.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.wwtdd.com/2010/09/madonna-has-still-got-it-2/44847cn_madonna04/
Yeah, I am pretty sure Thomas Jones will secure the win. Oh well, I'll try to do some damage this week. I been good my friend, just been so busy.
ReplyDeleteThat's not a good look for her.
ReplyDeleteI figured you have been busy Miami. And that Arian Foster guy lit it up.
ReplyDeleteMadonna is a filthy animal. She looks like she needs to suck on some baby fetus or the neck of a young virgin to survive.
ReplyDeleteok...be back later.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Miami.
ReplyDeleteOkay, later on Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteUnbelievable huh, he went off!!!
ReplyDeleteHe did. I didn't expect that.
ReplyDeleteIt was the only thing keeping me alive. Oh well, I think we both know how things will end after this evening.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I have to say it makes the games more fun.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what interesting shit I missed this last week. I will have to do some catching up,
ReplyDeleteNot a lot. CBT is still seeing that married chick, TX wants some new boobs, Elfie hates her job even more and some other things. Oh, Oz is still as pathetic as ever.
ReplyDeleteI am bout to get out of here Spurs, but before I go, did you see that guy Cazwell's video on Idontlikeyouinthatway? It is double rainbow gay and funny as hell.
ReplyDeletehahahahahahhaha, awesome, that was quick catching up
ReplyDeleteI didn't check that site today, but I usually do. I'll check it out. Thanks for stopping by man.
ReplyDeleteit was an old post, but i didnt see it till today. here is the link
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXXZpr8YlSI
funniest shit ever
Later on snoop, enjoy that hot new hit, we will catch up soon.
ReplyDeleteThanks Miami. Later on, have a nice night.
ReplyDeleteAnd drew got fucking lucky in fantasy... 59 pts for a losing peyton. Come on Son! And 48 points for Forte? Jesus. And the dumbass only beat me by 13
ReplyDeleteand if by pathetic you mean everything you (Spurs)wished you can be, then yeah I am.
ReplyDeleteDoes he have anyone left for tonight?
ReplyDeleteOkay Oz, whatever you want to tell that brain of yours.
ReplyDeleteI dont know, but I dont.
ReplyDeleteAnd I dont have to tell myself, its plain as day to the world
Okay, that's good to know.
ReplyDeleteTX said...
ReplyDeleteSo whos gonna help me get my boob job? Im up 5 dollars on myfreeimplants.com LMAO
I need a sugar daddy ;( tear
Spoken like a true Typical Sluntress.
What up Cunties??????
What's up Fl Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteI didn't think it was possible to make a girl on girl kiss not hot.
ReplyDeleteNot much Spurz. Just got home a little bit ago and watched the last two entourages on hbo demand.
ReplyDeleteLove this song and ending. Of course I found it on youtube in 2 seconds. here it is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkJtYGgky_o
Awesome.
You aren't impressed DG?
ReplyDeleteThe one in the jeans looks like a possible Shim?
ReplyDeleteEntourage has some good music.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing that looks good in this picture is MT's shirt. Everything else can be catergorized as FAIL.
ReplyDeleteFunny, but don't think it's a shim.
ReplyDeleteYes, her shirt is nice.
ReplyDeleteYeah it does. Always dead on with the ending. Season 7 was da bomb.
ReplyDeleteOh. How bout them Cowboys????
That loss was awful. I'm looking forward to tonight's games. I'm about to leave work, by the time I get home the first game will be starting.
ReplyDeleteThe one in the jeans looks like she is on meth. MT looks possessed by the devil.
ReplyDeleteRavens game will be close thats for sure.
ReplyDeleteHer eyes do look possessed, that's funny.
ReplyDeleteThe pic is totally awkward. I'm convinced thats a dude in the jeans.
ReplyDeleteSpurz you should change the title to road hard put away wet.... Or kissed a shim and she liked it.
ReplyDeleteThis looks like a scene from a low budget porn horror movie.
ReplyDeletewhat the 2 games tonight SD and KC and who else?
ReplyDeleteHere comes the 7 oclock tropical rain storm.
ReplyDeleteYeah I agree DG. It does look like a low budget porn flick. Speaking of low budget porn,,whatever happend to pamela pucker? Is she still alive? Somebody had her in the pool. I forgot who called it?
t-minus 13 days, 6 hours and 22 minutes
ReplyDeletei think this is the way girls are supposed to kiss:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.hotgirlskissingeachother.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hot-girls-kissing-06.jpg
miss texas kinda looks like chewbacca in the pic.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah nevermind what I said, drew crushed me. he still has four-five players rolling tonight. Damn, he is gonna score over 200
ReplyDeleteIt's NYJ/Ravens Oz.
ReplyDeleteI agree with that pic Anonymous.
ReplyDeletePam's still alive Fl Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteIt's nice you guys are letting Drew win your little fantasy games. He needs to win something in life even if it is just once.
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to let him win. He just beat Oz because Oz sucks.
ReplyDeleteAnd did you watch that video awards show last night?
ReplyDeleteNo I didn't. I will catch a rerun I'm sure this weekend. I didn't know Chelsea Handler hosted it.
ReplyDeleteI dont suck the computer fucked me on auto draft
ReplyDeleteYou would have bombed even worse Oz had you drafted.
ReplyDeleteIt's ok Oz. Just think of it as charity work for Drew. If you look above your head right now you may see a slight glow of a halo.
ReplyDeleteyeah okay dude I really would done worse than fucking vince young? moron
ReplyDeletegod damn you are dumb. No wonder you are still in school at 40, and still getting pulled over with a weed pipe and fessing upto it like its sophomore year in high school
tool bag
DG said...
ReplyDeleteIt's ok Oz. Just think of it as charity work for Drew. If you look above your head right now you may see a slight glow of a halo.
wow I actually do. Who knew being nice to retards is so beneficial. Maybe if I am nice to spurs I will be nominated for sainthood
hahahaha! Now that was funny.
ReplyDeleteIt's not worth it.
ReplyDeleteDamn Oz, I bet you went in with some court appointed attorney and got fucked. What a dumbass.
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeletegod damn you are dumb. No wonder you are still in school at 40, and still getting pulled over with a weed pipe and fessing upto it like its sophomore year in high school
tool bag
(I was never an inmate.)
I was referring to Oz DG.
ReplyDeleteOkay, let me put it another way. If you were ever on parole, you shouldn't talk shit.
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI think if you were ever known as inmate #2356786, then you aren't ever allowed to talk shit.
I think quite the opposite, I was 19-20 and defended myself, stupid? yes. But it gave me my calling and I only got 3 years when I was facing 70
I know you were. But according to your rules he can't talk shit. But I can.
ReplyDeleteCalling for what? Being a law clerk?
ReplyDeleteYeah, well DG you didn't come up with it, Oz did.
ReplyDeleteYep, I can still talk shit. I'm an angel.
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteCalling for what? Being a law clerk?
rather that then a receptionist at a CPA firm in junior college
Nah, it's an actually University. Go file some papers and fetch some coffee Oz. And thank god I'm not a receptionist, I would have been fired long ago.
ReplyDeleteNice pic TX
ReplyDeleteOz is funny!
ReplyDeleteCheck out this political ad. This is pretty funny:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7jJI1cfEgc
As I said, Defense wins games!
ReplyDeleteYeah, the Jets D is good.
ReplyDeleteSome shit talking going on in here tonight! I like it! Just saw Eminem's performance from last night at the VMA's..Amazing! If you havent seen it you should check it out.
ReplyDeleteI would also like to mention that the Jets have more then league average white guys
ReplyDeleteNo wonder you are a fan of them Drew.
ReplyDeleteWhat did you think of Eminem on last night's Entourage Fl Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteI thought it was pretty sick. Nailed it with his going through changes song at the end. Perfect song for the end of the season and Vince. Season 8 should be good. mmmmmmk
ReplyDeleteI heard they are only going to do 6 episodes and then make a movie.
ReplyDeleteReally? Entourage should be an hour long.. Like the Sopranos. Sopranos should have made a movie.. With the way they ended it I though for sure a movie was going to be made.
ReplyDeleteThat would be great, not sure if it will ever happen. Still the best show ever on television.
ReplyDeleteHell yeah it is.
ReplyDeleteNice pic by Crorangatang
ReplyDeleteFunny name for him. And you mean pick.
ReplyDeleteDamn, Jets just turned it over.
ReplyDeleteTook that niggas cookies.
ReplyDeleteBy his own guy. Funny.
ReplyDeleteWe don't get points for our bench players, correct?
ReplyDeleteNo. I thought that yesterday, but Drew corrected me. It just shows you what points they would have had.
ReplyDeleteI might have to put my boy Breaston on my starting line. He's developing nicely like I thought he would.
ReplyDeleteI have to say this FF is pretty cool.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's interesting.
ReplyDeleteYou might edge out Miami with that KC receiver.
ReplyDeleteRavens had a lot of help with that TD and they still almost didnt get it done.
ReplyDeleteOne is better than none.
ReplyDeleteJ-E-T-S = NO OFFENSE
ReplyDeleteDid y'all hear about the women reporter they harressed? Even the coaches were involved. Bunch of undisciplined thugs. I think they all watch jersey shore to much.
ReplyDeleteWell it's their RB, but I get you EV. He ran for 1600 yards last year for the Jets.
ReplyDeleteI saw that about the sideline reporter DH. And yes, no offense.
ReplyDeleteJ-E-T-S = 3 and out
ReplyDeleteYeah, that wasn't a good move.
ReplyDeleteI told Drew cromartie sucked
ReplyDeleteLol I wish I had these refs on my Fantasy team they kicking ass
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Q.
ReplyDeleteThey got lucky that wasn't called a safety.
ReplyDeleteSo much for Jets defense. Giving more yardage than they can generate.
Jets D is good but you need offense this day and age, they skewed the rules towards the offense.
ReplyDeleteNote to drew - Skewed means they made it lean in favor of the offense. Sorry for the 6 letter word
three qtrs, 134 yds of offense ain't gonna get it done
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you're a lock for a win tonight in FFB
ReplyDeleteThis is agonizing. Only thing worse than seeing two stout defenses battle it out is a game riddled with penalties.
ReplyDeleteIf they didn't cheat, they wouldn't throw flags
ReplyDeleteI like defensive games, usually close with lots of good hits
ReplyDeleteYea Spurs better hope his RB doesnt get hurt early that would suck.
ReplyDeleteYes, that would suck.
ReplyDeleteI like defensive games when the teams have a good balance on both sides of the ball.
ReplyDeleteWTF do you know DH? The Broncos got beat by a 7-9 team, Joke!
ReplyDeleteHe has Thomas "hitman" Jones. He hurts, not gets hurt.
ReplyDeleteWhat was balt 8-8? Broncos also played offense, scored some TD in 102 deg heat. They had more yds in the first qtr then the jets have all night. And the jets are home. MAJOR JOKE!!!
ReplyDeleteI told you before the season started the jets have no O and I was right
ReplyDeleteYou would think with LT the Jets would have a bit more O, Boldin for the ravens was a damn good aquisition.
ReplyDelete133 yds on 3rd down for B'more. 133 yd TOTAL for the jets. Laughable
ReplyDeleteLT is too old. I didn't realize they lost Jones until just now.
ReplyDeleteRaven's made great moves with Boldin then caught a nice deal with Housh. They could be a great team this year with that D and a solid offense.
LT can't run up the middle anymore. Still ok in space. Yea boldin was a good pickup.
ReplyDeleteHe looked okay there.
ReplyDeleteWell to be fair, total offense isn't the Jets way of winning. If they are within one while the offense does terrible then they are still in good position.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck was that up the middle by LT ?
ReplyDeletean again!
ReplyDeleteGo Chiefs and Jones! That game is about to start.
ReplyDeletetrouble
ReplyDeleteYep.
ReplyDeleteSo, I wish I wouldn't have thrown out a half assed score on the last game with San Diego. We're all tied up in my weekly pool.
ReplyDeleteYou have to score points to win, period.
ReplyDeleteCan you hear that sound in NJ, the fat lady is warming up.
ReplyDeleteDamn, the Chiefs field is nice.
ReplyDelete5 first downs???? they are worse then I thought. Maybe they should practice instead of eating burgers on the field and sexually harressing women. Just a thought.
ReplyDeleteYeah she's on a US tour. She did a double header yesterday in Dallas and Denver. Hopefullu she comes down with a case of the shits and can't perform tonight...........
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty funny Drew.
ReplyDeleteSanchez will probably through an interception here.
ReplyDelete*throw*
ReplyDeleteDamn, pulled a Drew.
Get this crappy game over so we can watch some football
ReplyDeleteThe other game is on ESPN 2.
ReplyDeleteTime for an interception Sanchez.
ReplyDeleteDamn, almost!
ReplyDeleteSanchez really sucks, he had all day and missed a guy 5 yds down field by 3 yds
ReplyDeleteRay Lewis is beast.
ReplyDeleteJets won't make the playoffs. Go PHINS
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the Phins will finally get a 1,000 yd receiver out of Marshal.
ReplyDeleteYes, he is a beast EV.
ReplyDeleteI loved marshall but he just has a 10 cent head.
ReplyDeleteJ-E-T-S SUCK SUCK SUCK
ReplyDeleteI was looking at TVs today and new sharp with the 4 color LEDs is badass.
ReplyDeleteI hope so. Marshall is the deep threat and Davonne Bess looks like he is going to have a break out year also.
ReplyDeleteI've seen that TV DH and yeah it does look pretty badass.
ReplyDeletePrice is badass too. they will come down. My fucking DLP eats bulbs.
ReplyDeleteHell yes, that's what I'm talking about!
ReplyDelete