Sunday, September 12, 2010

Photography by Dirtygirl


Dirtygirl sent this to me on Friday saying this was her "paparazzi work of the day." So I told her that I would give her credit for this pic she took and it would just be a matter of time before she was contacted with a job offer from a top agency. So you're welcome for using this site as a platform to your future career DG.

162 comments:

  1. Thanks for the pic DG. Have to say this is funny.

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  2. And I really hope there's no one in that casket. That just wouldn't be cool at all.

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  3. Two for one special, Spurs. Buy one funeral get the second on efree. That "funerals must be concurrent" clause is a bitch, though.

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  4. I think it's cool she actually got to see this. That had to be worth a laugh.

    So what did you do this weekend CBT?

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  5. I went over to Sprindale to see Valarie. Nice area. I hadn't been over there since 2003.

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  6. I thought you were going to go see her. How did that go?

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  7. It's nice. It's gotten comfortable quick. I guess that's because we dated back in the Disco era.

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  8. Yeah. Synopsis: Crochety old bastard reunites with lost love, who still looks good, has a 36 inch inseam, drives a Mercedes, has a killer job and loves some CBT enough to not fuck with him about the hot 20 year old black chick he's screwing in the STL, at least until she divorces her husband (a Colonel in the Guard, who is probably about to go to Africa for 6 months.

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  9. That script should be made into a movie CBT.

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  10. The Hogs are 2 and 0, as they should be. Their last two games were like watching a WWE star whip up on a retarded cripple.

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  11. Spurs, I found pics from the night I took Valarie to prom back in 1978. I have hair.

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  12. Oh yeah? Man, I'd like to see that.

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  13. And the QB for the Razorbacks is bad ass.

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  14. Yeah, he is, but beating Tennessee Tech and Louisiana-Monroe is still whippin' up on retarded cripples. I'm holding my judgement til Ole Miss or Alabama.

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  15. That Alabama game should be great.

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  16. Yeah Alabama'll be good, Ole Miss is supposed to suck this year. Auburn will be a better game.

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  17. You ever go to any Arkansas games?

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  18. Spurs http://atdhe.net/ is a good place to watch a game if its not on in your area.

    Vick is in other qb got knocked out

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  19. I didn't know that about the link. Thanks for that. That's awesome.

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  20. I was checking out the Sea/San Fran game. I wonder how they get away with that?

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  21. Yea amazing what you can find with the "how to" on google

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  22. That's a great deal. I bookmarked it. Can't wait for the NBA. Screw buying the League Pass or Sunday Ticket.

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  23. Lol just as I say that I see this message now "was removed due to copyright infringment"

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  24. Damn, really? Bummer. I figured the NFL would be all over that ready to sue.

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  25. I still see the seahawk game on , yea I thought they'd be all over that too.

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  26. I take it the site does the NBA as well. And man, you wracked up the points in FFB.

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  27. Well, wracked them up against Queen Bee.

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  28. The games back up and running. And I think queen bee has 3 or 4 players that play monday nite.

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  29. Yes I think she does too. And I think she has Romo, so we'll see how he does. So you plan on doing any betting this year?

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  30. Go Eagles!

    FFB, I have 7 players that haven't even stepped on the field yet I'm smoking you. Get your notebook out cause I'm ready to school you all!

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  31. Okay Drew, I'm not playing you. I don't care if you beat Oz.

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  32. It's like that Scarecrow? I was going to mentor you. You need a time out in the corner!

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  33. OOOOOO, a "time out?" That's tough stuff Drew.

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  34. I was looking at your players yet to play Drew. You'll end up destroying Wopness.

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  35. Miles Austin and the Boys............

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  36. I wrote Go Cowboys!, don't know why it didn't post.

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  37. Phins won today and Ducks ROLLED Tennesse last night biatches!

    Ducks have scored 120 points in the 120 minutes they have played this year. Thats whats up.

    Cowboys will roll on the skins tonight. Crapy first series for the Cboys though. Give the ball to Jones already

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  38. What's going on Fl Anonymous? Yeah, I saw that Miami won. And I agree, Jones needs to get the ball.

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  39. The Cowboys are stacked. Holy crap Roy Williams just caught a ball. Wow

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  40. I know. That's his highlight of the year right there.

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  41. Funny, I guess he was worth all the money and draft picks.

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  42. Yeah totally. hahaha. Don't forget about all the drama he brings in the club house. I love how Dez Bryant pretty much told him to fuck off and carry his own pads.

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  43. Yeah, he sucks. But not on kickoffs.

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  44. Tune into the VMA awards. I'm presenting this evening.

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  45. Ari what are you presenting? Your ass to the Iranian dwarf?

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  46. True story, Ari's there. Go figure???

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  47. Cast of Jackass is funny

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  48. Spursfan, bro, get off the Sci-Fi channel sonnnnnnn! Justin's on

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  49. Watch out for that guy. He's a master at spelling.

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  50. I'm kinda enjoying the VMA's

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  51. Kate Perry is a .0022145 at best, just sayin

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  52. That's nice. But who really blows is the Cowboys.

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  53. Multiple choice question. Spursfan, you are sooo tired of beating off in a sock. Your choice, who's it gonna be?

    A. Lady Gaga
    B. Justin Beiber
    C. Snookie
    D. Sam Ronson
    E. Dirty Girl
    F. B&D
    G. http://www.cashgiftingmadesimple.info

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  54. Good thing I picked the Dallas fucking defense today.. C'mon.. Hey Spurz.. do your Cowboys know that they are playing the Fucking Redskins. Getting shut out by the Skins?? wtf

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  55. I have the Dallas defense too. And yes, same old Cowboys. Penalties, shitty play calling, it's endless.

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  56. Spurz did you see the replay of Calvin Johnson's catch today. Lions got robbed. The fix had to be in. Jhonny Vegas controls all.

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  57. Well, they need discipline it seems more than Troy. If they brought back Irvin and Smith too that would work.

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  58. Ok the skins are trying to give this game away. Time to start playing. The Cowboys are fucking stacked. I really think the problem is there piece of shit coach. Old soffty pudge boy

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  59. Get Irvin a 8 ball a couple hookers and a trani and he'll be playing like he's 24 again. He'll show Roy Williams how it's done.

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  60. Mean while somewhere right now the great Jimmy Johnson is shooting "Survivor" hahaha.

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  61. Or some cock enlargement medicine. Have you seen his infomercial? That's sad.

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  62. hahaha. I was about to say that. I think it was extends or some shit like that. Jimmy Johnson on Survivor and endorsing dick pills. Who knew?

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  63. Whats next Jimmy? Maybe a Valtrex endorsement? Maybe he can start making rent a center commercials with Hulk Hogan.

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  64. Speaking of large cocks, has anybody seen Big Drew?

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  65. Fat Drew you mean? He's spanking it to Justin Bieber right now. I'll let him know you were looking for him though.

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  66. Yeah, those commercials with Hulk and Aikman aren't good.

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  67. You still slanging phone cards Drew?

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  68. I know Hulk needs the money but I was suprised to see Aikman on there. Magic Johnson started with those commercials I think.

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  69. That cure for Aids wasnt cheap. MJ had to work for it.

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  70. Wingstop haha.. I've never been. I don't think they have them over here. Just googled it though. Went to there site. Aikmans mug is all over it. "Wingstops #1 Fan"

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  71. I'm feeling weak. I'm about to hop in my car and head out for a 12 pac of hostess cup cakes.

    FYI, Miles Austin, TD BABY!

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  72. Finally 7 on the board

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  73. It's amazing how they can't even find any sign of HIV in Magic.

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  74. Gordon Gekko is back

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  75. And yes, it's about time the Cowboys scored.

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  76. I know right. Not a trace. No cure though for it.. Not for the common folk that is. Funny how that works. They try to keep all on the down low to. Like shit I didnt notice Magic Johnson is still alive.. He's on ESPN healthy as ever. Population control= AIDS

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  77. Yes, that movie is going to be bad ass. I'm going to go see it.

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  78. 6 X 2 nicely packaged in a box from my good friends at Hostess

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  79. Me too. I can't wait tell that shit comes out.

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  80. I heard it's really good. Well, the reviews from Sundance said it was really good.

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  81. Yeah I've read some reviews too. All the trailers for it look awesome.

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  82. Gordon Gekko was one of the best characters in movie history.

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  83. Yea but not better then Rambo

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  84. Rambo and Rocky,, Sylvestor dominates

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  85. Time to set the record straight scarecrow.

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  86. What about your talking about slinky neck?

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  87. CBT is Rambo and Chuck Norris all in one.

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  88. Rambo could kill gordon gecko from two miles away with a 6 inch piece of sting and a banana.

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  89. Dah, Dah, Dah. "What about your talking about".

    My team is so strong that I can actually root against my FFB team WR (Boldin) and Defense (Baltimore). The Jets are going to shut them down!

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  90. Tony Montana would just having some goons take care of them all.

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  91. Tailgating early drew?

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  92. SPURS FAN said...
    What about your talking about slinky neck?

    SEPTEMBER 12, 2010 9:50 PM

    Who's tailgating early Wine-O?

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  93. Entourage is pretty good tonight

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  94. Damn, I missed it. I can catch it tomorrow.

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  95. vinnie is in trouble

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  96. comes on again at like 11:30 i think, you're a nightowl

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  97. And I remember the last episode where they found that big bag of blow.

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  98. clock is ticking on the boyz spurs

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  99. End of it is pretty good

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  100. Portis back with Shanahan may give him new life

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  101. wade phillips sucks, he is a decent D coordinator but shitty head coach. He may not make the end of the yr

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  102. My TVs bulb crapped out. No HD football today. POS

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  103. That sucks. Do you have those two tvs you were given hooked up?

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  104. No those were monitors for work

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  105. To bad Farve wasn't QB-ing for Dallas instead of Tony Homo

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  106. Perfect ending, Austin Miles in the end zone

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  107. yea but he whopped the jets all the time

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  108. Me thinks the cowboys are going to suck this year.

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  109. Nah, they'll go 10-6 or 11-5. But they'll commit dumb penalties throughout the year and playoffs, and that will eventually cost them.

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  110. DAMN COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  111. All this talk about sports is boring. More importantly, I have now made it through the first two seasons of Dexter. I can't wait for season 3 dvd to show up in the mail.

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  112. Congrats on your accomplishment DG.

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  113. wanna webcam spurs? no nudie lol im just bored and finally got my cam set up

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  114. I would, but I have the camera I use at work. But I'll grab it tomorrow, any other time would be great.

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  115. What is the point of webcamming if there is no nudie involved? What a waste of time.

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  116. i have a feeling spurs is gonna recreate jarsquatter.com.

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  117. Cowboys no wins, Giants undefeated.

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  118. And drew got fucking lucky in fantasy... 59 pts for a losing peyton. Come on Son! And 48 points for Forte? Jesus. And the dumbass only beat me by 13

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  119. "i have a feeling spurs is gonna recreate jarsquatter.com."

    Funny.

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  120. Yeah Oz, your Giants are undefeated. I figured the Cowboys would lose that first game.

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  121. cause they suck

    guarentee we dont loose to deadskins at all!

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  122. Words of a true loser

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