Monday, October 18, 2010

Happy Monday My Friends!

I don't want any of you chronic masturbators pleasuring yourself to this video. Especially you WOP.

Posted by Rocket Queen at 6:08 AM

78 comments:

  1. DirtyhaterOctober 18, 2010 at 9:07 AM

    Those are some serious birthing hips rq, I bet you could compete with Octomom with those. If that's your real voice, I hope you're not a screamer cause no glass would be safe.

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  2. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 10:38 AM

    Thanks for the charity Giraffe.

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  3. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 10:38 AM

    But it already is the best blog on the internet. How could you not know that?

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  4. DirtyhaterOctober 18, 2010 at 10:45 AM

    somehow I'm not feeling masturbatory

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  5. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 10:48 AM

    Really? You might be gay.

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  6. DirtyhaterOctober 18, 2010 at 10:56 AM

    Perhaps, never really thought about it. Maybe I should search out my feminine side but I'm pretty it would would the gay side.

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  7. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 10:59 AM

    Good luck on your search DH.

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  8. QBOctober 18, 2010 at 11:03 AM

    "That concludes my broadcast for this morning (you're so gross)" haha! Poor Miss America. My dog Duchess began juming around when RQ was squeaking the ball-y. :)

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  9. QBOctober 18, 2010 at 11:04 AM

    *jumping

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  10. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 11:05 AM

    How's Duchess getting along in your household?

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  11. QBOctober 18, 2010 at 11:16 AM

    Much better, thank you for asking! She loves ME more than Goatee now. It's really cute, if I don't come to bed right away, she'll stand at the foot of the bed waiting for me :) Pisses Goatee off to no end! I love it. The kids are in love with her too, it's very cute.

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  12. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 11:18 AM

    Good deal. So have you decided what you are going to be for Halloween?

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  13. QBOctober 18, 2010 at 11:18 AM

    Oh BTW Spurs and RQ: Great job on grilling Hollywood for his dumb plane post! Yall were hilarious! It's kinda dumb that nik couldn't even respond once, like he has such a fufilling life living up Shayne's ass.

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  14. QBOctober 18, 2010 at 11:21 AM

    It's still undecided Spurs, I've got the kids and Duchess covered for Halloween, now it's my turn.

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  15. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 11:25 AM

    Glad you liked that Queen Bee. Yeah, it's going to be a lot of fun when he posts stuff over there.

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  16. QBOctober 18, 2010 at 11:28 AM

    I feel like cooking up something...I'll be right back Spurs :)

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  17. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 11:28 AM

    What are your sons going to be? And you have a costume for Duchess? Pretty extreme Queen Bee.

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  18. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 11:31 AM

    Cool, later on Queen Bee.

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  19. ColumboOctober 18, 2010 at 11:33 AM

    so spurs is done with this site so he can go play with nik huh? Im outtie peace! anyone e-mail me if you wanna

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  20. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 11:36 AM

    I'm not done with the site moron. I never said that. I just said I was going to take a break from trying to come up with posts all the time. I'll still post.

    That dirtyarmy shit isn't enough to keep me entertained.

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  21. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 11:38 AM

    You remember when I hadn't even reached 100 posts yet, and I e-mailed you that it was hard to come up with posts all the time?

    That was a long time ago.

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  22. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 11:38 AM

    Oh, and go ahead and e-mail me your address. I may as well send you that $200. It's over for the Cowboys.

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  23. QBOctober 18, 2010 at 11:38 AM

    Alright, all i could find was a pop tart..eww! Um, Spurs, it's very normal nowadays to dress up your pet for Halloween. I'm going to send you a pic of her costume. Her facial expression is great. And, my youngest is going to be the silver Iron Man and my oldest is going to be a zombie skeleton. No longer are the days they want to be sweet little characters. :(

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  24. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 11:41 AM

    Pop tarts are great. At least the chocolate ones are.

    And yes, please send me a pic of Duchess in her costume. I'm sure she's thrilled.

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  25. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 11:41 AM

    Silver Iron Man and a zombie skeleton?

    Nice.

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  26. QBOctober 18, 2010 at 11:47 AM

    Yeah, I think I'm gonna make my costume, maybe a pinup girl or 50's housewife? Something campy.

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  27. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 11:48 AM

    50's housewife would be great. Like the ladies on Mad Men.

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  28. QBOctober 18, 2010 at 11:49 AM

    We're going to our church's fall festival that night, it's alot more fun than trick or treating, they have rides, games and candy. So, I think my costume will have to be a little G-rated lol

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  29. QBOctober 18, 2010 at 11:50 AM

    Exactly Spurs! I love January Jones! She's gorgeous!

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  30. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 11:50 AM

    She is hot, that's for sure.

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  31. QBOctober 18, 2010 at 11:54 AM

    "Yeah you don't want to go to a church festival looking like a complete slut."

    HAHA! Spurs, even if I did (which I wouldn't) aren't they supposed to love me regardless?

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  32. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 11:57 AM

    They are supposed to, yes. Maybe they'll do like an exorcism.

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  33. QBOctober 18, 2010 at 12:04 PM

    An exorcism?? It's not that kinda party lol

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  34. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 12:05 PM

    Sounds boring. Maybe they'll do a virgin sacrifice.

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  35. QBOctober 18, 2010 at 12:14 PM

    LOL..good luck to them finding one.

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  36. AnonymousOctober 18, 2010 at 12:33 PM

    did anyone notice her tv turned itself on and then off?

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  37. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 12:52 PM

    I didn't notice that. Nice eye.

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  38. QBOctober 18, 2010 at 1:45 PM

    I noticed that too Anon.

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  39. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 1:49 PM

    What's up Queen Bee? Have you decided to take the salon job?

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  40. QBOctober 18, 2010 at 2:02 PM

    Yes I have, you can't beat the distance and the spa perks ;) I start next week!

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  41. ElfieOctober 18, 2010 at 2:08 PM

    YAY! I'm happy for you QB and hope you love it!

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  42. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 2:09 PM

    Sweet, congrats Queen Bee.

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  43. DGOctober 18, 2010 at 3:12 PM

    Spurs, Wop's email address for the $200 is dirtygirl327@gmail.com. He will give out additional info how to get the money to him there.

    RQ's tv didn't turn on and off. She probably had the music channel on and a new song came on. But that is just my guess.

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  44. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 3:14 PM

    Yes, I'll do that DG. Let me know your paypal account as well and I'll wire that cash right over to you.

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  45. DGOctober 18, 2010 at 3:15 PM

    I don't what you're talking about. That is his address, not mine.

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  46. DGOctober 18, 2010 at 3:16 PM

    Where is kb? I need her email.

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  47. DGOctober 18, 2010 at 3:20 PM

    wait....DA army. Forget it. Thanks for all your help.

    I will email her there.

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  48. AnonymousOctober 18, 2010 at 3:23 PM

    RQs legs are looking good!

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  49. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 3:23 PM

    Way to use your brain DG.

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  50. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 3:40 PM

    Her legs do look good.

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  51. Expletive:BMPOctober 18, 2010 at 4:26 PM

    Anonymous, aren't they though, fascinating.

    Hello all, Hope I can post a bit as I always do. To get a few bits in before research time. Waiting for every one in my house hold to go down, or quiet enough for me to research has become, harder and harder lately. None the less, I shall double my efforts.

    Spurs Fan, I see what you're saying, Giraffe looks rather tall, but is only 5'8"k which means, she's all legs.

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  52. ColumboOctober 18, 2010 at 4:43 PM

    RQ: you definitely dont have to worry about that

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  53. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 4:44 PM

    What's up Expletive? How are you doing?

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  54. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 4:45 PM

    And you're right, she is all legs.

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  55. DGOctober 18, 2010 at 4:46 PM

    Spurs, you definitely weren't lying about nik standing on a couch. There is a pic of him on the dirty doing it too.

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  56. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 4:52 PM

    I was going to leave a comment, but I'll just let it go.

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  57. DGOctober 18, 2010 at 4:54 PM

    There are more pics if you click the link. He looks like he is running all over it in a pair of pajamas.

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  58. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 4:56 PM

    I didn't click the link. I'm going to leave soon, I'll do that when I get home. And damn, when I saw his pants, I was thinking pajamas too. Beat me to it DG.

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  59. Expletive:BMPOctober 18, 2010 at 4:58 PM

    right her sir, having to hit the road yet again to pick up this one and that, i need a vacation from this family of mine Master Spurs Fan

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  60. Expletive:BMPOctober 18, 2010 at 4:59 PM

    Columbo, how are you sir, want to talk with you friends longer, but i'm going to pick up my sister from college of the bahamas, and my brother from senior high.

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  61. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 4:59 PM

    Damn, still running around like a taxi?

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  62. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 5:04 PM

    Cool. Later on Expletive.

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  63. AnonymousOctober 18, 2010 at 5:30 PM

    Bahamas suck

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  64. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 5:44 PM

    Please.

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  65. Expletive:BMPOctober 18, 2010 at 5:59 PM

    Anonymous, the Bahamas doesn't suck, IT BLOWS COCK, AND NOT ANY COCK, THE COCK FROM AN OLD ENGLISH FROGY WITH HPV AIDS AND PUS LIKE GOUT DICK, FILLED WITH GREEN AWESOMENESS!

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  66. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 6:03 PM

    Have you ever tried to get one?

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  67. Expletive:BMPOctober 18, 2010 at 6:09 PM

    Spurs Fan, the United States usually treat Bahamians who seem to want to fly and stay, like how Bahamian Immigration treats Haitians who arrive here on Banana boats; and that's with extreme prejudice. It's cool though, I know they have a if it's white treat it slight, if it's black send it the fuck back rule. And I'm cool with that. So it's more like a sneak about, and move on out type of thing. Get it done, without having to appear as if you're getting it done. And me, who looks like Kamala, fuck! They'd send my big black ass back home. If I inquired at the US Embassy, they'd highlight my fucking name, and the next time I traveled, they'd consider me a risk and send me back home.

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  68. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 6:12 PM

    You really think so? That sucks man.

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  69. AnonymousOctober 18, 2010 at 6:12 PM

    bmp, submit your pic. i have to see this dude.

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  70. Expletive:BMPOctober 18, 2010 at 6:15 PM

    Will do, I'll choose a special fucking awful picture just for you.

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  71. SPURS FANOctober 18, 2010 at 6:16 PM

    Hey, there's a new post. And I'd like to see what Expletive looks like too.

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  72. Expletive:BMPOctober 18, 2010 at 6:17 PM

    I don't let it bother me anymore Spurs Fan, when getting butt-fucking rape, one might as well ask the rapist to reach to the front and give a courtesy yank. Or more appropriately, when your dick's in a lion's mouth, pull that mutha-fucka out slowly.

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  73. AnonymousOctober 18, 2010 at 6:21 PM

    bmp, you should move to mountain home, arkansas.
    dude, they fucking love immigrants there! and if youre black....youre golden. no worries. say, cbt lives there. just ask him.

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  74. Expletive:BMPOctober 18, 2010 at 6:27 PM

    i'll check it out for sure.

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  75. Expletive:BMPOctober 18, 2010 at 6:29 PM

    okay i am loaded it

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  76. AnonymousOctober 18, 2010 at 10:14 PM

    Show us your cock already!

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  77. Joe San DoOctober 21, 2010 at 10:31 PM

    What in the fuck was that? Spurs, is that girl for real?

    lol

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  78. SPURS FANOctober 21, 2010 at 10:32 PM

    What's up Joe San Do?

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