Sunday, October 17, 2010
I don't even know how to title this
Damn, my eyebrows really don't appear on this video. I think maybe I should bleach them darker. Nah, I don't really care. I rely on my "humor" (middle finger to DIRTYGIRL, Elfie and kinkyb!tch) mostly, not my "haggard face and putrid body" (I should have mentioned that again) to get along. I also should have once again thanked Queen Bee again for the site name. As far as Giraffe is concerned? I pray to the internet that she doesn't post any nature videos (unless it's like safari footage, that stuff is cool). I know Oz is going to have a problem with it, but I remember seeing his stupid posts, especially that one he did about that piece of paper or whatever it was (Bitchhog remembers that).
Thanks to Pam for doing my page over there, Big thanks again to 2dirty4u for the PS3 (Blu Ray is the shit), you've become funny Dirtyhater, where's EV?, you doing any betting Quovadis?, what's going on Miami?, why won't Astrid comment even though she visits?, did Pelican fly away?, *Miss TeXas* I'll see you soon, CHEF I watched that South Park episode, it was bad ass, Francis I should have given you a shout out so you can finally put this on your facebook, welcome BMP:Expletive, Giggity Giggity I said "You know" a lot again, thanks 20K Millionaire, what's up Jack Parkman and I'm done.
Note: No, the electricity didn't go out. I made it in the dark, like the first one. I tried to recreate magic. And yes smartass DG, I weigh more than 26 pounds.
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right on...thanks for the shout out!
ReplyDeleteoh wait...nevermind. i didnt get one.
ReplyDeleteYeah you did. In the video. Along with Drew and CBT.
ReplyDelete1:57-1:58 mark on that video. She's so hot.
ReplyDeleteoh..ok...i just read the caption and didnt see the video. my bad.
ReplyDeleteThe caption reminded me of credits rolling.
ReplyDeleteI didn't get a shout out either.
ReplyDeleteAre you handing over your site because I finally made you realize you aren't funny?
i like when shes bending over on that chair.
ReplyDeleteI have a question.
ReplyDeleteWhich one of you are not masturbating to that video right now? <----That one doesn't count.
im not.....
ReplyDeleteanymore.
You got a shout out in the comments DG.
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to get out of going out with this guy's family tomorrow. I have no real excuse that sounds realistic. I just don't want to go because it's going to be boring and I can't drink to occupy myself since I'm driving.
ReplyDeletewhat do I do???
Your shout outs were in the 2nd paragraph and not the first.
ReplyDeletesay you have the shits.
ReplyDeleteThat still counts as a "shout out" DG.
ReplyDeleteWe will be together most of the day tomorrow and the dinner isn't until evening. So I would like to excuse myself before then.
ReplyDeleteI capitalized your name DG, so it stands out. You're a star!
ReplyDeleteHe is not my boyfriend although sometimes he thinks he is so i don't feel I am obligated to hang out with his family. They are nice and all but they don't see him often so they surround him with questions and I just sit there stuck with nothing to do.
ReplyDeletesay you have class at zooskool.
ReplyDeleteNo. Redo the video. I want a shout out in the video. And eat a sandwich or 12.
ReplyDeleteHowever, he can drive stick so I can make him drive back to the hotel. Or maybe I should find out if his family will be in old town and then I don't have to worry about driving anywhere.
ReplyDeleteI am figuring this all out as I type. Thanks for nothing.
eat 3 dagwoods...at the same time.
ReplyDeleteYou are not helping me!!!
ReplyDeletehuh? are you commenting to the voices in your dome?
ReplyDeletedid 2d give you a ps3 for free?
ReplyDeleteYep. He did.
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm commenting to you anon. Do you think it's wrong if I don't go? He really wants me to go and his family is getting to be under the impression that we are together.
ReplyDeleteShit, I'm getting my own website. Please tell 2d to check out dirtygirlsays.com and have him make a list of everything else of value he doesn't want.
ReplyDeletethat might lead them to thinking that you and he are indeed together. i vote no, dont go.
ReplyDeleteI tried to get out of it tonight and he made me feel guilty and then he said we will talk about it tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteI hate when people take the lead to a conversation I started and then I just end up more confused than when I started.
well, at least theres no pressure. or...you could go but just get shitfaced drunk and make an ass out of him.
ReplyDelete'bleach them darker'?
ReplyDeletehhhmmm....
No, he is one of my best friends. I just wish he would either be just friends with me or have the balls to tell me he wants more instead of just treating me like we are together.
ReplyDeleteUntil then I have no obligations to suffer through shit I don't want to. But it's still not easy.
ReplyDeleteWant to place bets on how much spurs weighs?
ReplyDeleteI'm going with 26 and a half pounds.
if he was a friend then he wouldnt put you thru that kind of bullshit. maybe he needs a beard cus he hasnt come out of the closet?
ReplyDelete"Shit, I'm getting my own website. Please tell 2d to check out dirtygirlsays.com and have him make a list of everything else of value he doesn't want."
ReplyDeleteFunny.
He doesn't realize I don't like hanging out with 20 people i don't know all while they treat him like a movie star since they see him once a year. It's just awkward for me. I don't feel like putting effort into that shit.
ReplyDeletespurs, you should add some tips to the skinny broads post.
ReplyDeleteso just tell him that then.
ReplyDelete"Want to place bets on how much spurs weighs?
ReplyDeleteI'm going with 26 and a half pounds."
Funny.
I tried to and that's when he said his family and him really wants me there and that we would talk about it tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he is skipping the small stuff and is going to pop the question tomorrow?
Spurs, did you forget to pay the electricity?
ReplyDeletehe was naked from the waist down cus he was fapping to that video.
ReplyDeleteNo, I did in the dark like the first video I did. Hat on backwards, too.
ReplyDeleteDidn't people stop doing the hat on backwards in like 96?
ReplyDeletesame shirt too?
ReplyDeletenot if youre limp bizkit.
ReplyDeleteor in this case, limp wrizkit.
ReplyDeleteI was hoping to see an old picture of you in your youth hanging on the wall in the background that you printed out on paper.
ReplyDeletehas limp bisquit had a song since 96?
ReplyDeleteSame shirt too. Just different hat. I lost that Cowboys hat, so I went to buy another one last night, they didn't have the same color hat, so I couldn't provide that.
ReplyDeletei hate that band.
ReplyDeleteWere you were the same ruffled panties?
ReplyDeleteare you wearing the same condom too?
ReplyDeletei am.
wearing
ReplyDeleteok...im out for the night. see ya!
ReplyDeleteLater Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteThanks for creating a third paragraph just for me.
ReplyDeleteNo problem.
ReplyDeleteI was never included in your first video. But I made the second one!
ReplyDeleteI didn't know who the fuck you were though so you could just imagine my confusion when I first watched the video.
ReplyDeleteYou did. Sometimes I wish I hadn't deleted that one. It would be fun to watch it now.
ReplyDeleteYeah right you didn't know.
ReplyDeleteNo, I vaguely remembered a couple comments but not enough for a damn video.
ReplyDeleteBtw, I'm totally hooking up with dirt doggie dogg. He is scrumptous.
Now why would you ask such a dumb question?
ReplyDeleteJust reread the comment.
Okay.
ReplyDeletegood night spurs. The sun will be coming out in Texas soon. Please go outside and enjoy it. And please stop being bulemic. Idk if i spelled that right.
ReplyDeleteYou didn't. And good night.
ReplyDeleteI suggest spf 300 for that skin.
ReplyDeletebulimic?
ReplyDeleteAnd if you are wondering where EV, he is training to be an assassin.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.azfamily.com/outbound-feeds/yahoo-news/Drug-cartel-assassins-sent-to-Arizona-accroding-to-DHS-memo-105078554.html
Yes DG, that's correct.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. I hope he's getting paid well.
ReplyDelete... Spurs...
ReplyDeleteyou have been smoking entirely too much weed...
- chef -
good morning everyone! just got home. I am on my little mini and cannot make anything out on that video except spurs' teeth.
ReplyDeleteDG - whether or not to go with the guy to see his family, depends on how much he means to you. doesn't sound like you're that into him, so i wouldn't go. fuck that, i went through that two weeks ago. someone at the table actually said "everything i life happens for a reason and we should be grateful for everything that happens." and i started laughing so hard because right then i thought about punching her in the face and saying "you're welcome". my laughter was inappropriate and then they stared at me like i had the fucking plague. thank god for tequila.
anyway, i am so hungover. my dog pissed all over the house and i'm too sick to clean it up.
ReplyDeletei guess everyone is sleeping in today. well, i'm going to sleep now too.
ReplyDeletewait a second, i bet you are all over there playing DA.
ReplyDeletei'm sick.
i love my new giraffe picture, i could look at it all day.
ReplyDeletewell bai everyone
How 'bout them Cowboys?
ReplyDeleteHow's they huge goiter on your neck RQ?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I was sleeping in Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteFunny EV.
ReplyDeleteAlways good to see I'm not the only one hungover.
ReplyDelete2dirty4u, you seem to be hungover quite a bit bud.
ReplyDeleteAnd Drew, I saw your post. I'm not "handing the reigns" over to her moron, she's just going to be doing some posting. It would be nice to have a woman's perspective.
ReplyDeletegood morning rq.
ReplyDeleteDon't give me any shit Spurs. Some of us go out and drink on weekends, and some of us stay home and make videos. That being said, where's my shout out in the video man? I'm hurt. I feel bad you have to remake it now.
ReplyDeleteEazy V, Spurs,good luck today with Fantasy FB. I voted both u guys to win today
ReplyDeleteDrew, how is your FF team doing?
ReplyDeleteTouchdown Desean Jackson! Go Eagles
ReplyDelete2dirty, I have Jackson from the Eagles. He just scored
ReplyDeleteJackson is a beast
ReplyDeleteGreased lightning!
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Isn't this embarrassing. I do not have DeSean on my fantasy team. I have LeSean. Both Eagles. These colored folk names can be very confusing......
ReplyDeleteSo, is that why you got all giddy when you picked up McCoy? I was after my boy DJ the whole time.
ReplyDeleteFuck
ReplyDeleteDamn, I think I'm going to have a huge day today.
ReplyDeleteGreat shoot out going on between Spurs and Miami. Fantasy Football.
ReplyDeletehttp://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/473093/matchup?week=6&mid1=4&mid2=6
Refs must be feeling sorry for the Falcons.
ReplyDeleteYes it is Drew.
ReplyDeleteGood morning all...i just woke up, so it's still morning to me. Hey Spurs, would you like a PSP along with some games? My son barely uses it, so it's just collecting dust. If not, I'll be more than happy to gift it to RQ. (Yes, I am jealous that 2dfu got to you before I did.)
ReplyDeletep.s. Thanks for the shout out or I guess it really should be categorized as an "afterthought". Either way, thanks.
Afterthought?
ReplyDeletePlease Queen Bee. And a PSP would be cool. Why doesn't your son play it much?
And how was the stone massage? You never responded to me.
ReplyDeleteDamn, I'm kinda diggin those patent leather boots the Texan cheerleaders are wearing.
ReplyDeleteI'm watching the New Orleans game, I should check that out.
ReplyDeleteHI QB! I've been up since 4:45... not sure why but I've been doing this pretty much everyday for the last 2 weeks.
ReplyDeleteDamn Elfie. What time did you go to bed last night?
ReplyDeleteAbout 11, which is pretty normal for me. I don't know what my deal is lately but it needs to stop.
ReplyDeleteWell, you got almost six hours of sleep, that's not bad.
ReplyDeleteYeah I guess not so bad, it just sucks to be up and it's still dark outside then I end up exhausted at like 8 but I can't go to sleep yet.
ReplyDeleteSpurs..the massage was great! Thanks. Oh, and my son doesn't like it as much as he thought he would. I have games Call of duty Modern Warfare, NCAA and Madden, and some other kiddie games. We're getting him a Nintendo DSI bc my younger son has one, and they fight over it.
ReplyDeleteHi Elfie! I usually do not sleep in so late, but I had to help my bf and go ith him to Dallas to pick up a vehicle he purchased on craigslist, it's his "project car". Needless to say, I had to drive back following him, and then make my son's football game yesterday, i'm exhausted!
ReplyDeleteHow are you Elfie my dear? Oh and Spurs, the afterthought comment was just me ribbing you..lol Calm down :)
ReplyDeleteOh, and I got 2 job offers Friday!
ReplyDeleteThat would be bad ass QB. I'd take that off your son's hands for sure. Just tell him I'll be his friend. How could he resist?
ReplyDeleteYAY QB! Do you now which one you are going to take?
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you were just kidding, you aren't an afterthought.
ReplyDeleteAnd congrats on your job offer Queen Bee. Gotta love Texas.
ReplyDeleteSo what kind of offers?
Spurs: My son will certainly LOVE the added bonus of you being his friend :) lol
ReplyDeleteOk, the first one is in a doctors office, Mon through Friday and it's salary based.
The other is being the coordinator at a very "shi shi" spa in F-wood. The hours would be long, but the perks are free massages, body wraps, facials, teeth whitening, you name it! Oh, and it's 5 mins away from home!
The only bad part is neither offer insurance :(
I have until Thurs to make my decision!! Not sure, but I'm leaning towards the spa coordinator one. :)
Spa coordinator Queen Bee. The salaried doctor's office job would get boring.
ReplyDeleteDoes the spa coordinator pay commission too?
I agree, I'd go with the spa, sounds like you get more perks.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: Yes it does ;) I'd basically be in charge of the ladies at the front desk, ensuring the appointments are set, the customers are happy, etc. And, I'd be in charge of merchandising. She said I'd have full reign over it. Plus, my friends and family get hefty discount on all services.
ReplyDeleteThanks 2dfu, I was thinking the same thing :) I also think there's ALOT more opportunity for advancement and growth there. :)
ReplyDeleteDiscount time!
ReplyDeleteYep, take that position Queen Bee.
Yeah, I was discussing it last night with my sister, and she thinks the spa atmosphere is more me, plus I'm really good with people. She thought the doctors office,Id be sitting at a desk bored, dealing with grumpy sick folks! lol
ReplyDeleteMy 1st paycheck, I'm treating all of my pals on here to free oxygen facials! Hooray! Thanks for helping me with my decision :)
ReplyDeleteYep, you'd be bored. You'll make more money at the spa too.
ReplyDeleteI'll just take a bikini wax QB.
ReplyDeleteFunny man.
ReplyDeleteLOL..ok 2dfu, noted :) Yeah they do the best Brazilians ever!
ReplyDeleteSpurs: That's where I was telling you I go to get my bald eagle on, so I guess they already know alot about me. :)
ReplyDeleteWhere's RQ,KB and DG? I wanted to offer them a service too.
and Elfie! Come out and play my dear! We could schedule a spa day when you come visit your sis!
ReplyDeleteThey do already know a lot about you. To think, they've seen your beav and I haven't. Not cool.
ReplyDeleteHaha! Sorry Spurs, but they're willing to pay me, you wanted me to work for you for FREE! No dice :) j/k
ReplyDeleteI love QB!
ReplyDeleteHmmm, so how much are we talking here QB? I may go in with you on this one Spurs. :)
ReplyDeleteUnderstandable philosophy QB.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure we can come up with $20 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteI love you too Drew!
ReplyDelete$20/hr? :) That's what you meant right? Still not enough.
ReplyDeleteAre we negotiating QB?
ReplyDeleteGood one Queen Bee.
ReplyDeleteYall are too cute. Where the ladies at?
ReplyDeleteAll I usually ask for is a photo, so keep that in mind while we negotiate here. =)
ReplyDeleteThey are probably over at the other site Spurs got us all on.
ReplyDeleteWhy do the ladies have to be around? I was hoping Expletive:BMP would be around, I think you'll find him entertaining Queen Bee. He's a trip.
ReplyDelete2DFU: Only Spurs has photos, so you can let him vouch for me. Who is this you're talking about Spurs?
ReplyDeleteThat guy is a trip.
ReplyDeleteA new commenter Queen Bee.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, did he come over from that site drunken step father or whatever it is?
ReplyDeleteOooh nice! I'd love to meet him.
ReplyDeleteI can't get into the DA site, I'm not sure why, it's just not as intimate as this one (that's a compliment Spurs)
ReplyDeleteThanks Queen Bee, I appreciate it.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm going to scamper around for a bit..I'll let you boys discuss football,tits or both. Back in a lil while :)
ReplyDeleteLater Queen Bee.
ReplyDeleteI saw that bud I hadn't read it yet. Interesting.
ReplyDeleteSounds familiar, I guess Americans aren't far off in that respect.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of stupid, if stupidity won Super Bowls, the Cowboys would have won like 7 in a row.
ReplyDeleteIf they want a muslim country, they should have stayed the fuck home no?
ReplyDeleteExactly. I mean you go over to the Middle East, you better adapt or you're dead.
ReplyDeleteDamn, Cowboys never stop shooting themselves in the foot.
ReplyDeleteNope, they don't.
ReplyDeleteYou don't have to talk to them.
ReplyDeletedirty ass Broncos remind me of a bunch of dirty dot heads with that onside kick with 11 minutes left in the half.
ReplyDeleteEV, you ever even been outside of the US?
ReplyDeleteyou calling my gf a dot head Drew?
ReplyDeleteI have.
ReplyDeleteMexico doesn't count.
ReplyDeleteDrew, wheres my cash?
ReplyDeleteI imagine it sucks more when hardly anyone understands anything you say, as opposed to maybe stopping in some hole in the wall in Phoenix and the guy behind the counter not getting your order right the first time.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand much of any other languages outside of English, and I've never thought it to be a huge inconvenience when I couldn't understand someone I had no desire to understand.
ReplyDeleteHard for me to imagine someone moving to another country to start a life, yet refuse to learn the language. Makes no sense to me.
ReplyDeleteIf it works for them, what does it even matter to you?
ReplyDeleteIf I didnt' have to pay for them, it wouldn't matter to me. Unfortunately it doesn't work that way. I don't blame Germany for being pissed off, we deal with the same shit here with Mexicans.
ReplyDeleteYou don't pay for them.
ReplyDeleteSounds like misplaced aggravation.
ReplyDeleteWow, you are seriously misinformed my friend.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny to me.
ReplyDeleteHows this fantasy football coming along?
ReplyDeleteim just gonna leave this here.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.fairus.org/site/PageServer?pagename=research_localcosts
Thats funny.
ReplyDeleteYou're right, I'm wrong. You directly deposit your check into these people's accounts. I have it all wrong.
ReplyDeleteIt must be like one of those sponsorship programs. Do they send you the picture of the Mexican you support?
ReplyDeleteThe fantasy football is actually pretty cool 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeletenow that is funny to me
ReplyDeleteThe logic in some of these studies is just staggering.
ReplyDeleteSeriously though, I want to see this direct contribution you make to an illegal immigrant.
ReplyDeletekind of like arguing the earth started with a bang. pointless
ReplyDeletewe don't ev, we send them to AZ.
ReplyDeleteI see part of the cost is incarceration. Perfect reasoning for making it a crime punishable by our prison system.
ReplyDeleteSound logic, if I say so myself.
ReplyDeleteNo, Drew's beating me actually 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteWhere do you live E?
ReplyDeletei think im gonna also leave this here.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.azfamily.com/outbound-feeds/yahoo-news/Drug-cartel-assassins-sent-to-Arizona-accroding-to-DHS-memo-105078554.html
discuss.
Apparently someone doesn't read the entire article they post before they stroke themselves over it.
ReplyDeleteMine pulled up a porn site, I'm content.
ReplyDeleteThey're taking money spent on social programs and contrasting them with imagine figures. Makes perfect sense.
ReplyDelete