I saw a commercial for this site, couldn't believe it, checked it out and figured it was worthy of a post. Which pretty much shows how sad of a day it's been for me and this joint. First it was proven I'm a lowly thief, and now it's apparent I have no business skills whatsoever. I was actually offered money awhile back to do a post on one dating site, but the guy didn't like the way I wrote it up. So I wrote it up another way, felt cheesy, and if you've followed the site for awhile, you know I'm anything but cheesy (sarcasm). So I pretty much said, "Pass."
Anyway, here's the other dating site and the post I did. So that's two advertisements for free. Yeah, I'll be rich off this place real soon.
There you go Expletive:BMP. I had you in mind being you stated you have no game and are stuck in the Bahamas.
ReplyDeleteGet yourself a cougar to pay for your shit.
I'm lost?
ReplyDeleteNo way.
ReplyDeleteGo two posts below. The one where I wrote about a website being pissed off that I took some of their content. They posted this site and my e-mail address.
ReplyDeleteAnd that first comment is to a new commenter that's around now.
ReplyDeleteHow about you post a picture of my monster greg? I'm tired and would love that?
ReplyDeleteGood one. Why don't you post it over at your internet wasteland?
ReplyDeleteIt's funny you said that, I am no longer in fear because I stopped working the blog. No one really goes to it anymore. As you are aware Spurs is that it is indexed and I can use it for other bizops. I enter keywords in the title and it pulls in to rankings
ReplyDeleteYeah, I see there haven't been new posts in awhile. In all seriousness, do those Craigslist ads bring in biz?
ReplyDeletei like that expletive:BMP guy. hes cool. i hope he sticks around.
ReplyDeleteoh hey...dont forget you fucked up that opportunity with axe.
ReplyDeleteI think he will. That's awesome that traffic came in and maybe we gained another person.
ReplyDeleteI fucked that up too. Funny you said that, every time a commercial comes in I think of that. I should have played that much differently.
ReplyDeleteI don't feel bad about that dating site though. I just felt censored.
ReplyDeleteBut I'm going to e-mail him tonight or tomorrow and let him know it was posted.
commercial comes *on*
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I can say this, it's a lot of work. Yes the CL postings work as well as backpage.com They both pull into search engines with the right keywords. To get immediate exposer adwords from all search engines work.
ReplyDelete(google, bing, yahoo, msn)
Never heard of backpage. I'll check that out.
ReplyDeletedrew, i go to your site all the time.
ReplyDeleteI thought that was a name jack Giraffe, but it's not. I take it you are laying out some sarcasm?
ReplyDeleteare you seriously never doing another post? now i have one less thing to make up my lonely day. wtf?
ReplyDeleteno, i like going to Drew's. stupidity is entertaining.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
ReplyDeleteHe's not done though.
ReplyDeleteHow was your nap?
ReplyDeleteadmit it, spurs, he has given us some great material...like "mask" and then there are his pink penis drawings. he'll be missed.
ReplyDeletei took a nap and now i feel slothlike. contemplating a trip to wendy's.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, he's entertaining that's for sure. Just like Chief is.
ReplyDeletei admit that i have gone to drews site within the last year.
ReplyDeleteI'm contemplating a trip to get something to eat to.
ReplyDeleteGood one man. Did you donate?
ReplyDeletespurs, mail.
ReplyDeleterq, I'm going nowhere
ReplyDeletewhere are you going to eat spurs?
ReplyDeletei'm thinking of digging a secret tunnel to the fast food joints. i look awful and it's possible i stink.
ReplyDeletedonate to drew? fuck no. i bet he has a keylogger program attached to that paypal shit. when you wake up the next day your bank account is drained like a teenage boys balls on prom night.
ReplyDeletebecause earlier i made chips and salsa for the tanzania natives and i put a lot of garlic in there.
ReplyDeletegod it's amazing how lazy i am. i'm hungry and too fucking lazy to get in my car and drive.
ReplyDeleteSome one donated 10 cents. I returned it
ReplyDeleteso i'll just end up eating odds and ends from my fridge, shit that really doesn't taste good and is scarcely worth the calories, like a handful of shredded cheddar cheese and a spoonful of raspberry jelly
ReplyDeleteRQ reminds me of Helen Thomas........
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure where I'm going to eat. I was thinking of fast food, but there are four restaurants around a four mile radius that are open 24 hours, so that's cool.
ReplyDeleteyou mean you're going to have a sit down dinner?
ReplyDeletemashed potatoes sound good.
ReplyDeleteI think I will. I do that quite a bit.
ReplyDeleteAlone. With me and my thoughts and feelings.
ReplyDeleteSpurs is heading out for some tube steak. Don't be fooled!
ReplyDeleteok, well that sounds mighty lonely, but so is sitting here chowing down on a chicken burger and reading this blog, so have at it.
ReplyDeletedrew, there is something fundamentally wrong with someone who draws pink dicks...doesn't matter what the circumstance is, it's just wrong.
ReplyDeletedrew is eating a foot long coney dog....with extra foreskin.
ReplyDeleteSpurs should fly to Seattle so he can get some of RQ's tube steak, just sayin
ReplyDeleteand you are so stupid, you took down the posting of Nik's bitch because you thought he left commentary. that commentary was from me.
ReplyDeletewhat a buffoon you are.
oh how i sat here and chuckled. you are so predictable.
ReplyDeletei no longer live in seattle you moron.
ReplyDeleteuh-oh..i hear the ice cream truck coming up your street. better get your money and run fat boy.
You still live in Seattle Giraffe? That's odd.
ReplyDeleteshit, drew...where did you go. I was only joking about the ice cream truck.
ReplyDeletedrew cant run after the truck...so he just pays a guy to stand on a corner and listen for the bells then he calls drew so drew can throw himself in front of the truck.
ReplyDeletei do wish so, spurs. i might move back after i graduate
ReplyDeleteGive me a sec Spurs, AKA Loonie Bin RQ that has been MIA for years
ReplyDeletedamn it is getting too late to eat. damn spurs you thinking of eating this late for real? it's like 11pm over there.
ReplyDeleteoh fuck..here he goes thinking i'm you again.
ReplyDeleteGREG BLAST CUMMING!
ReplyDeletethat would be the smartest thing Drew has ever orchestrated, Anon. I don't think he's capable of such genuius, so i question your scenario.
ReplyDeleteCheck your e-mail Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm not referring to Drew's comment.
ReplyDeletedid you do that in childhood, drew, when kid's made fun of you and you were fresh out of insults...yelled "Greg Blast Coming" and then wipped your little dinky out?
ReplyDeletemaybe youre right rq. to think of that sort of organization would require common sense.
ReplyDeleteOK I HOPE IT'S NOT A GREG BLAST SPURS
ReplyDeletealso spurs, dont forget you and i are also the same person.
ReplyDeleteIt's not. And that's right Anonymous, we are.
ReplyDeleteok...be back later.
ReplyDeleteanon out!
wait i was just going to ask about your avatar and who has destroyed a renoir, looks like?
ReplyDeleterenoir is my favorite...love teh washer women.
ok so everyone is getting something to eat.
ReplyDeletewell, i have important things to do as well.
cheerio
Later on Anonymous, Giraffe.
ReplyDeletetell you what, I do like me a cougar. Older women are mostly settled and would seemingly be interested in staying in, and getting to know each other. Or that's what I think they'd be doing because I've never had sex, so I don't know---only what I've read. I'm gonna check it out though.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm thinking cougars may be more inclined to experiment with anything and every thing.
I grabbed this out of the dirty files. Check out my ad on http://www.pamelapucker.com/.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could grab some of that! Just to get chicks....... Big Drew really swings a big bat!
Well said Expletive.
ReplyDeleteI knew I shouldn't have checked that out.
ReplyDeletei'm really a bit freaked out to think that women out there would actually be willing to do what ever to get a younger guy. Thanks Spur Fan, I'm looking into it now. And Nassau sucks man, this Island, this country blows, if you like sea and shit, and lots of bushes, and sand, this is your place. Me, I like that shit to, if there was a lot more to go with it. Try buying anything of worth our value. I'd love to live in the states or Canada, just to be able to buy stuff, that doesn't cost an arm and a leg along with my left nut, and a piece of my dick glands, not to mention a kidney, eyeball and a lung.
ReplyDeletePowwwwwwwwwwwwww
ReplyDeleteThese two commenters Dirtygirl and Bitchhog would be envious of your Island living man. Bitchhog lives in Northern CA near the beach but it gets cold. And DG lives in Phoenix AZ and loves the beach too.
ReplyDeleteHell I'd love to be around water.
Don't pay any attention to Drew Expletive. Seriously, that guy gets kicked around here a lot. I mean he's entertaining though. Like a hackey sack. If you want to see the goofball and how he's been bashed, you can look under his label. Big Drew.
ReplyDeleteYou'll have a laugh. And have plenty of ammo.
Spurs is referring to the Bubble Bath water that he gayed out in with a rainbow lolly pop
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I've been ripped to shreds as well Expletive. But Drew and CBT have taken the most. They put themselves out there though, which is cool.
ReplyDeleteCBT=Cowboy Trout.
ReplyDeleteshut up hackey sack. hahahahah that is so funny
ReplyDeleteisn't there a hackey sack New Jersey? that is where drew lives.
I have no problem putting out my monster greg, it's something to be proud of!
ReplyDeleteCheck Spurs out in all his glory, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5FMu80y08w&feature=player_embedded
No, it's Toms River. Sure it's a hell of a place.
ReplyDeleteDon't be a hackey sack. And yeah, ask away.
ReplyDeleteif you last saw a serious girlfriend on sunday morning, would you make an effort to see her before the weekend?
ReplyDeletelike if she drove, oh, i don't know, five miles to come to your house each and every time, would you say "c'mon over, i'm tired from work but let's watch the news or something lowkey"
ReplyDeleteA serious girlfriend? Hell yes. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you think he has another woman or two?
ReplyDeleteYes, I would.
ReplyDeletei wish i could laugh, but i've acted so pathetically. oh the shit i have tolerated.
ReplyDeletewell, it's over. and i have my tramadol.
thank you, spurs. i'm delighted that you would invite your g/f over during the week.
ReplyDeleteWell, I've put up with plenty of shit before. No big deal. You'll get over it.
ReplyDeleteI need to blog more. My boyfriend and I of almost three months are finally 100 percent over. I have time to update myself and not risk involving others.
ReplyDeletehe's too ugly to have any other women. seriously, you should see this guy. once i'm over him, i will send you a pic. shocker. serious shocker.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Pam?
ReplyDeleteWhy are you with him Giraffe?
ReplyDeletepamela i wish that made sense but it really doesn't.
ReplyDeletebecuase i saw some nice qualities in him, the way he cared for his family and children. and he was an OCD cleaner, and i thought, holy fuck, i'll never have to clean again.
ReplyDeleteI can see how you'd eventually get tired of it Expletive, being around it everyday.
ReplyDeletehe's a very warm and loving guy, but that never transcended to me, so i don't know why i'm hanging on begging him to care for me to love me. i'm a pathetic snit. i hate myself right now.
ReplyDeleteAnd OCD cleaner would be great to have around.
ReplyDeletei'm sometimes a whipping post for men.
ReplyDeletefuck that, no more. this weekend it's me and buck and a shitload of tequila, providing i can get off this tramadol it makes me so sleepy
drew's is only four, and he manages quite well, so you'd be fine, expletive
ReplyDeleterq, I tried killing myself 11 months ago Til this day I question - why I survived, why I moved to Vegas - and fuckd up again. I see myself in the mirror and I know who I am staring at- for the first time in almost a year Since Nik Richie existed- and my ex b0yfriend broke my heart, my mom married a stranger and I realized life is a do or die kind of thing. I have spent 12 months hating myself for swollowing 300 mgs of klonipin
ReplyDeletewhere did little pammy go. i want to hear more about her long term three month relationship.
ReplyDeletehonestly i do not know what drives people to put up with shit. maybe once you find a connection you try to hang on because they are hard to come by.
ReplyDeletefuck him.
I don't think that's really Pam. That's Drew name jacking her.
ReplyDeleteWhich is lame.
ReplyDeletePam, stop spilling your guts here, not everyone is as sympathetic. Rocket Q, I want your plus 2's in my face :)
ReplyDeletemuch better than getting your heart ripped out and being reduced to being a fucking sous chef. over-rated family sense of well-being. i was always the outsider in that equation.
ReplyDeleteand the boring family stories i sat through, i could not even force myself to laugh. i wanted to tell them how fucking moronic they are. but, no , i didn't. i was minding my peas and carrots.
drew, are you drunk again? why don't you repost that video of you where you are dancing and doing the submarine.
ReplyDeleteyou know, the one where your arm comes up like a fat periscope? hahahahah good times.
ReplyDeleteyou seriously lame-jacked pam, drew? uncool
ReplyDeleteFat periscope? That's funny.
ReplyDeletethe best thing you can do to get a man back is ignore him.
ReplyDeleteI have a better one. It was from New years day last year. I was actually sober that dance I did
ReplyDeletehe will come crawling back. ain't no one else gonna service that bald head of his, or slough the dead skin off his gnarly ass feet. no shit, i would ped-egg his feet and put lotion afterwards.
ReplyDeletebut listen to me droning on and on. please, i apologize.
ReplyDeleteI figured the wages were pretty low there Expletive.
ReplyDeletei mean he didn't even care when i was pissing cheetos.
ReplyDeleteNo, it's cool Giraffe. Carry on.
ReplyDeleteand i made an appoitnment with a urologist and she said what is the problem and i told her "i'm pissing cheetos" and she was very understanding, more understanding that my supposed boyfriend and I told her so. And so i went to the urologist and now i need some exploratory surgery and don't have a ride.
ReplyDeleteGive me a few. This video I will post stays up 5 minutes. it was right before the Jets, Bangels playoff game last year.........
ReplyDeletebut it really wasn't the cheetos because i went and bought a package the next day and voila, pee was normal. it will be back though...
ReplyDeleteok i am done. contemplating getting off couch to pop more tramadol but that means a bad day tomorrow. but fuck it, they are all bad days so who cares.
pam is really not here?
ReplyDeleteoh boy everyone over to drew's to see the submarine. right on my night just took off
ReplyDeleteWOOT
It will get better. And no, that wasn't Pam.
ReplyDeleteVideo is up for 5 minutes then gets deleted
ReplyDeleterq, you can suck sauce and make it too?
ReplyDeleteWhere's that video Drew?
ReplyDeletesuck sauce? yes. make it? no, i do not cook.
ReplyDeletei cannot even make a decent grilled cheese.
suck sauce. wtf?
Anonymous, check your e-mail.
ReplyDeletei wish i could make a grilled cheese because i have cheese, pepperjack. that is really good one there. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ReplyDeletewhy do men always run from me. i jsut don't get it.
Hey, check out Drew's site. He posted that video. Anonymous, you know what to do.
ReplyDeleteyeah drwe where is the video?
ReplyDeletei'm going to check again
Hang on, it's still on private. It takes a second for the settings to set once you make it public.
ReplyDeleteDREW: firstly you look like a depressed basset hound, secondly it's set on private, and thirdly, it's the wrong damn video.
ReplyDeleteok i'll watch it, even though it's the wrong one. i've not seen this one.
ReplyDeleteNo, this is another dance video.
ReplyDeleteHere's the one you want Giraffe:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.spursfansays.com/2010/05/az-anon-makes-remix-of-drews-dance.html
That's a hell of an analogy Expletive. Nice.
ReplyDeleteoh my god, that was so funny. i am crying here. the music goes perfectly...and what a grand entrance. i wish it never would have ended.
ReplyDeletefive minutes is up for the other video, i hope he has taken it off private.
ReplyDeleteIt was perfect. Okay, I walked Drew threw making it public, let's see if it's up.
ReplyDeleteIt's up.
ReplyDeleteI've seen a few shemales in my fucking time, I'll tell you what, some even look rather nice, I won't say sexy, fuck no that's well fuck it, I am a sick fuck (no i'm not), they looked sexy ish, but there are a few that has trouble being rid of the manliness. Though hard they try, they're chiseled out of rock, and that's that.
ReplyDeleteMichael Clark Duncan is a nasty looking dude, but as a shemale, wow, that's fucked up. Like Pred linked this shemale video once, of this tall big black as sin shemale, and the shemale looked ok, but I doubt fifty plastic surgeons and a five gallon bottle filled with estrogen, could do shit naught for Michael Clark Duncan. That dude looks like some one grabbed a big granite mountain, and used a jack hammer to cut that guys features from it. i'm almost one step away as hideous as he is, but i'm as big as he was in the sCorpion king, and just as black. No I may be equally as hideous as Michael Clark.
You're funny Expletive.
ReplyDeletei'm going to run that through a translator right now expletive...what language is it?
ReplyDeleteit's like his mind takes over and goes on tangents i cannot follow
ReplyDeletei feel very left out.
ReplyDeleteYou can tell he's watched a ton of porn.
ReplyDeletedrew, you are damn lucky i do not know where the print screen is on this computer.
ReplyDeleteoh, so some secret porn watchers lingo.
ReplyDeleteDid you get it Spurs?
ReplyDeletegreat everyone is going to understand him but me, especially kb.
ReplyDeletei don't think god wants me to watch porn, so i don't.
ReplyDeleteRQ' I know your voice. Call me 561-400-0211
ReplyDeleteevery since i tried to rent a video and my credit card got rejected, i saw that as a giant sign because i had plenty of money in my account
ReplyDeletei don't even have car insurance because i see it as a form of gambling. god doesn't like gamblers.
ReplyDeleteok i am going to call you right now drew.
ReplyDeleteI saw it Drew. That was good.
ReplyDeletethat is not your area code. more tricks? well, no thank you
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Giraffe. Dial him up now.
ReplyDeletewhat is going on between you two? you saw what?
ReplyDeletebut it's not his area code. i'm fearful.
ReplyDeleteHe put up a video, but he already took it down. Oh, and I e-mailed you back Giraffe, check it.
ReplyDeletespurs how often do you smoke pot?
ReplyDeleteand did you ever eat dinner? i did not
ReplyDeletek...
ReplyDeleteQuite a bit. And at some spaghetti I had around here, but I'm going to be up late again tonight because I have some school shit I have to get done, so when I sign off from here I'm going to go eat and do it.
ReplyDeleteIt's getting boring since the real RQ has both my numbers and would recognize them
ReplyDeleteAnd I *ate* some spaghetti
ReplyDeleteYou really think someone is name jacking her? They're not, I'd call them out for it.
ReplyDeletehey drew, do you still have that office on main street?
ReplyDeleteSorry, words and minds don't work in my head. They're there, together, but, when I'm constructing them. Things get lost in translation. Important things. You know what's interesting. I'll be trying to amalgamate what i'm learning here into an experience, of which I can add to something else in the future. what does r.q. stand for?
ReplyDeleterq = rocket queen.
ReplyDeletewow, spaghetti sounds so good. i'm gonna get some tomorrow. unfortunately i need to leave the house tomorrow for dog food. they didn't seem too thrilled with the toast today
ReplyDeleteand texas toast, gonna get me some texas toast.
ReplyDeleteyou pulling an all nighter again spurs?
They probably wouldn't be thrilled by that. And maybe you should just start logging in if you still have your log in info.
ReplyDeleteExpletive:
ReplyDeleteI call RQ Giraffe because she reminds me of one.
bmp, you have pretty good writing skills. altho lengthy and in depth, the comments are very much creating the scenario in your head. i myself like to keep it short, but disgusting.
ReplyDeleteI pretty much cheated Giraffe, I'm not going to lie.
ReplyDeleteBMP, all you have to do in order to gather your thoughts is mesmerize that lovely pic of my manhood
ReplyDeleteWOOHOO 200 BITCHES.
ReplyDeletethen after you have brought your mind to remember that pic, vomit right after.
ReplyDeleteNo Drew, you got it. Nice try name jacking her though.
ReplyDeleteEXCUSE ME I THINK CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER HERE
ReplyDeletei didn't get it?
ReplyDeletehas anyone seen resident evil: afterlife?
ReplyDeletehow do you cheat on an exam. i need to know for future reference.
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen it. But when I went and saw The Town, a lot of people were going to see it.
ReplyDeleteI was hoping that the tranny RQ would call but it's getting late. Take care all. Keep in touch with yourself. Take care, gell your hair.
ReplyDeleteJust looked at various scantrons around me. Well, two of them.
ReplyDeleteno, i have not because i have no one to go to the movies with. would you like to go az anon?
ReplyDeleteGiraffe, can you start logging in? So Drew will believe it's you. He texted me, he doesn't think it's you.
ReplyDeleteum, what is a scantron? sounds futuristic, seriously, what is it?
ReplyDeletei dont go to movies. but i honestly do appreciate the invite, dear.
ReplyDelete