More fun with Google search

I really should check these visits out more. This shit is great. You really have to wonder about that person in Denver. I think there should be an APB sent out for that guy. Something must have have really gone wrong in his love life. We should be concerned for him.

As far as the first screen shot? Who would use ever think to type in that search term? Elfie won't be pleased.

Kim Kardashian's newest naked pics

  
Saying I should die? C'mon drunkenstepfather, that's not cool. Oh, and welcome drunkenstepfather fans. Appreciate the e-mails.

Nik Richie Internet Entrepreneur

Overlooking the obvious that he looks like Curious George in that top pic, this post is about a new site that Hollywood and his hoodlums started. It's exactly like Facebook, but instead it's all the "dirty army." Anyway it launched on Monday and he let me get in which was surprising to his employees, but in any case, if you would like to create an account, follow this link. I have to admit the idea and site are pretty cool.

Oh, and I know Pucker has been here talking about how bad the internet is and she has a point, but I thought you'd get a kick out of knowing that she posted nude pics on my profile page the other night. Yep, she's seen the light all right.

CBT the Prom King

Nice look there Chief. I don't know if it's because I'm burned out on writing posts at the moment, or I realize how much entertainment CBT has brought to the site or if I know the comments will be better than anything I have to write, but I'll give this pic a pass.

Darryl True makes an appearance

This is Darryl True. I met her in Dallas that night Hollywood went delusional and forgot how much he really gets paid per appearance. Darryl and I ended up talking quite a bit that night, and she was cool enough to buy me drinks after I told her I wasn't drinking (I was concentrating on how I could scoop some (RR) cash as retribution for my dominant display over at thedirty), and we talked for a few weeks after that. I really don't know where it all went wrong (she must have finally sobered up and realized who she was talking to), but we hadn't talked in quite some time (well, I talk to the shrine of her I have set up in my closet. It's really sticky in there) so I contacted her last week stating that I was going to post her, she's just as cool as ever.

Oh, and sorry there were no posts yesterday. I'm sure your day just wasn't quite the same without reading my brilliance. My bad.

I'm a VIP

That's right bitches, what you read is correct, I'm a VIP. I mean I didn't even request VIP seats, I guess the ticket man could recognize greatness, and said to himself, "If this fucker isn't VIP, nobody is." Now looking around the theater I didn't think it was a VIP crowd, I think the theater let the others in by accident. Or by pity. Either way, doesn't matter, I'm VIP. Suck on that.

RQ has been heard....and is in trouble.

so i guess this kid is throwing down the gauntlet to rocket queen. i dont know if thats the smartest thing to do with rq. afterall, the kid doesnt even have supermodel good looks.

Eva Mendes Topless

eva mendes showing a nice rack. enjoy.

p.s.
dont kill yourself.

(just kidding)

Alabama Humor

  
Hey Spurs, I found this video of RQ before she was a she at her job in the old country.  This explains a lot.  I suspect after performing these airbag tests for a few yrs, he had no choice but to become a she.   I doubt you have the balls to post this though since you and her/him are so tight.

Yeah man, very scared to post it. I never have ripped on her because I just can't handle insults. They make me cry late at night. I mean more than I normally would. I do congratulate you on being able to put together complete sentences though DH. Must be a rarity where you're from. Alabama's tourism department should set up an exhibit where people can come and see you like those people do who see the Virgin Mary in trees and toast.


On a serious note, Happy Birthday Lindsay!

Justin Bieber may replace Ashton Kutcher on Punk'd!!!!

It seems some people aren't happy with the direction the site is going (with some celebs), which to me is very very shocking, because I can't see how everyone in the universe doesn't love this joint. The content and writing on the posts is NY Times Bestseller material. And shit, look at the graphic design of the site and all the work I've put into it. I don't mean to go overboard, but the beauty behind it reminds me of the Sistine Chapel. Anyone who doesn't agree needs some type of shock therapy. Or deserves to be put down, like an old dog.

On that note, this twink is going to replace Ashton Kutcher on Punk'd! I'm so happy! I feel like dancing and prancing around in a meadow full of flowers!

Luv Ya Justin! xoxoxoxoxo